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Waste-Snow670

Does she think she's Prince? Nobody fucking cares Randy Levi/ Romola Lettice/ Rochelle Clovis.


scorpiiokiity88

I so badly want to hear from the people who supposedly called her this......I thought Raquel was thenickname from high school?!


briellebabylol

I literally remember the story being “there were so many Rachel’s in my class that I started going by Raquel” so like what’s the truth lol


MamaTried420

Wait what…. She lied 🤥


mich_8265

Shocking!


Zestyclose-Let7929

Exactly!!! And now this … She needs to go sit down and be quiet. She is desperate to keep reinventing herself. A name is not her issue it is the empty vessel.


RemarkableArticle970

That was grade school. This high school nick name is much more grown up/S.


redhaired1145

She makes up crap as she goes along. That is why we can't believe the 7 month timeline or anything else she says. First she was nicknamed Raquel and now nicknamed Rocky. Puhhhleaze nobody believes this, let's be real.


Vness374

This is why the name changing is so annoying and she’s catching shit for it. Her story changes every time she tells it, I guess depending on which version of herself she is that day. She flip flops on everything, there’s no consistency… which is why she’ll never have genuine relationships. And she’s too dumb to act like a genuine person. Rocky? Girl, bye.


Open_Injury_1801

It’s just all the voices in her head 🤣


kellygrrrl328

Yes, her next announcement will be that she’s only to be known as the symbol raccoon 🦝


Aslow_study

Omg ! A raccoon literally walked in our garage last night like he was coming over for a beer 😂still so fuckin freaked out mf wasn’t even scared


hotmeows

Thank you for adding this anecdote to the conversation! Shit like this is exactly why I’m on Reddit! 🤣


Emotional_Nothing_82

A family of skunks chased us down the street two nights ago. It was a mom and her babies, and we apparently startled them. We are not young, and had to run down our street with our dog in tow!


rarahsyan

Stop this is so fuckin funny. Me and my kids got chased by a goose last month and I was shook. It scared TF outta me. I imagine being chased by skunks would be even scarier !


GeneralWait1165

I live on the beach and the street across from me has geese that just hang out in the street. ALL the cars have to stop just to wait on them to decide to cross. When I first moved here, I had to call into work and explain why I was going to be late. My boss just laughed like it was a normal occurrence. Seven years later, I go through this nonsense about once a week!🤣🤣🤣🤣


rarahsyan

Hahaha that is so cute! Their crazy tho if you get too close! I was freaking out


Dreams-Designer

I thought the other night at about 2AM we were getting home invaded. I peeked and it was just a skunk. There’s a whole family that lives in our neighborhood. I’m just glad my cat slept through it.


Affectionate_Law5344

what a funky experience (lol). are you guys ok?


Aslow_study

😂😂😂 Mannn it was scary! We thought it was a cat at first My neighbor has all these cats and they treat my yard like their personal oasis sex paradise 😂they low key have snuck in our garage and spent the night before- so we thought it was one of them but we were shocked lol Fool was on 2 feet walking in- wasn’t phased by our scream


Miserable_Leek6023

… ok but you gave him one right? You just gotta roll the can to him, he can probably crack it open himself.


Aslow_study

Bwhahaha ! He wasn’t getting my Thursday modelos 😂 I waited all week for them lol


tinicarebear

They are crazy smart. When I was a teenager we had a family of racoons that used to break into the breezeway between the house and the garage and steal the dog food. If the screen door was locked they'd just jimmy open a window. Scared about 15 years off my lifespan the first time I saw one peering through the door into kitchen where I was getting a secret midnight snack. I was 15 and we'd just moved to this creepy house out on an acreage in the country and I thought all my worst serial killer nightmares were coming true. I was so glad when my parents finally moved 10 years later, I never did stop feeling like I was being watched in that house.


Aslow_study

I’m wondering if maybe bc of our neighbors with tons of cats, if that’s why they were in our yard! She feeds strays! They probably were looking for food and or water It was warmer here yesterday


Dreams-Designer

They truly are brilliant, and they use their mucky mitts in such a creepy people like way.


whynot4444444

When I lived in Toronto years ago, my roommate heard a noise in the kitchen and it was a raccoon who’d gotten in the open window. Even though my roommate was banging on a pot, that little shit basically gave my roommate the middle finger and sauntered out awhile later, only when he was good and damn well ready. Not the least bit scared. I heard there are more raccoons than people in Toronto 😬.


Aslow_study

😂😂😂😂 I can see it That’s what my husband and I were tripping on! Dude stood on BUSINESS in our garage ! He stood up and was kinda like yolked up and didn’t give a FUCK 😂 my husband low key used to HAVE a raccoon they rescued and nursed then gave to a sanctuary; but he was terrified of this guy 😂


Aslow_study

we also had to yell at him several times to leave I honestly didn’t want to “hurt” it bc I was fuckin scared to even get to close 😂 Our neighbor was smoking in her garage and came out to see if we were good bc we were screaming n shit 😂😂 My husband cleaned the yard REAL good after that to make sure he wasn’t after anything but man smh ! It’s heating up in SCAL bringing out the critters lol


Open_Injury_1801

At least trash panda is a bit more fitting


marlybak

And just Trash for short


isitaboutthePasta

🥇


Waste-Snow670

💀


Leading_Ad3918

I had Rocky and Rockette as raccoons when I was little😂


Upstairs_Tea1380

Omg


Screwby77

I love how she’s been going by Rachel Savannah Leviss on her podcast…girl is such an empty vessel she will do anything to try to have an identity


PitifulRadish4209

My name is Savannah and i hate it now lol


catcakebuns

You too, can embrace a whole new name and identity! Just claim your close friends used to call you that in primary school!


ccthebeautician

Its ok i drive a jetta 😭 she ruined that too


RemarkableArticle970

Rachel/ Raquel/Rocky, you are no longer in high school. Or first grade. Unless you are in WITSEC just use your name.


jimgella

She is so painfully average.


Actual-You3325

I'm dying...Romola Lettuce...LOL...


feathered-quill

Ok so she started as rachel, turned to Raquel, and NOW wants be known as rocky???? (Interesting now that a kardashian named her son that!!) Thirsty much?!? She is so desperate for attention !!!


Vness374

So we’re calling her Ricky now?


EquivalentTiger2018

Wasn’t it Rachel, then Raquel, back to Rachel, now Rocky?


Outrageous_Ad4245

Now it’s Rocky Rocky Bang Bang !!!


cricket71759

O- wait- are we seriously spose to call her rocky bang bang? Maybe I read that wrong-🤯


Ok-Engineer-2503

This is what Zack Peter calls her on is podcast to be funny. Rocky Rocky bang bang


Intrepid-Trainer-608

Nope, you didn’t read it wrong. She is seriously stupid and delusional.


KkatT1o1

She might've been high lol


Equivalent-Routine53

ROMOLA!!!


xhotchildinthecityo

Broccoli Rob…


Screwby77

Rocky (relationship with reality)


jardinemarston

This would be a great podcast name


Medical_Honeydew_968

Boner Champ


Yaaasitsme

Shut up is this real???😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


Positive-Heron-7830

Rachel Raquel Rocky is on a press tour. She's a fox in sheep's clothes, and she's worn these clothes for years. Doing real psychological work doesn't look like the schtick she's got going on, not really. Real psychological work would look different in a healthy person, with a non-disordered personality. If "the work" was real, she'd be a different person. She probably wouldn't have a podcast trying to prove her righteousness and victimhood-above-all-else. If the work was real, she wouldn't be waging war in a lawsuit against *** Ariana **** ! If the work was real, if she was real, she wouldn't be a pathological liar. She wouldn't be a sadist. She wouldn't be so unhinged in her manipulations and delusions. If the work was real, she'd be another person.


Alison_L0830

Nope she is just continuing to try staying relevant since VPR is on "pause." She has nothing else to.do/talk about anymore. She needs a productive hobby or a JOB-JOB.


cynicolee

NO EXAGGERATION I started scream laughing at Romola and am now currently in tears 😭😂😂😂😂


cynicolee

It’s been like 15-20 minutes since my comment and I came back to ask if Romola Lettice can pleaseee be the new universal term to refer to Rachel 😂


triflingmagoo

Lesson for everyone here: Do not execute ideas you have while rolling.


Level_Strain_7360

Befriend your girl Molly all you want but maybe keep your nickname for your friends and not blast it online lok


Ok-Engineer-2503

Don’t roll and post


triflingmagoo

And never look at your phone omg


knoguera

Haha I don’t even know how anyone looks at their phone while rolling. I couldn’t even see my phone when I was


triflingmagoo

I tried once. Actually, several times. To call an Uber to get me home. It’s one of the most difficult tasks I’ve ever done lol.


knoguera

Same! Omfg trying to just send a text was a monumental task! Nothing stays still long enough.


LadyBirdDavis

Okay but when you scrolled up did your phone go up? Cause mine did “back in the day” when it was extacy still and I was so mad my phone was making my arm hurt. There’s an actual pic of me holding my phone above my head trying to look at something.


triflingmagoo

For me it was like the letters were shifting and wiggling around and changing colors. I wasn’t sure where I was tapping.


ReactionBusy3430

I was just thinking this 💀


young_coastie

![gif](giphy|129OnZ9Qn2i0Ew)


ResponseOk3177

She has severe identity and self esteem issues.


scorpiiokiity88

Also, I'm pretty sure she's not sure hownicknames work 🤔


Relative_shroom_323

People who nickname themselves are top tier Douchebags


pinkybrain41

Yeah usually nicknames are given to you by others, not self anointed. But whatever floats her boat. She has serious issues that only seem to have gotten worse with time. Is she seriously sober? You know when you get sober and are still bat shit crazy, that you’ve got a real problem


Full_Investment5658

Rocky going rogue!!!!!


Pearlsnloafers

Roguelle


Significant_Sun_8035

This made me LOL for real lolol


Top-Address-2418

Don't let her see this or we'll have yet another name change


Willing-List-9786

Rocky going road 🍨


msanderson10

![gif](giphy|eun4dZ28aHE1lu4MFN|downsized)


Make-it-bangarang

![gif](giphy|26BkLLCvN9UYNjX6E)


youngandbossy

The only Rocky I'll acknowledge


Immediate_Penalty485

https://preview.redd.it/cvg0tk7wz75d1.jpeg?width=553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b515b6d5a18474e71701c8bf1350a2be4362abce


Vness374

😂😂😂This Rocky and Jo could be bffs, same level of chaotic energy


nmyellowbug

Ohmigod yes!


GraintoGlass93

This should be the number one comment. Too perfect 😂


caradekara

I thought Raquel was her nick name in school?! Giiiiiiiirl. Pick a lane. Jo Jr.


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

She really said Rocky bang bang 🤣 Also I looked up the festival it appears it's allegedly heavy on psycodelics. It's very spiritual and find yourself with yoga and art. ![gif](giphy|RaCX2tbmM5S5dOfgx4)


onyxjade7

Thought she was sober? She’s been talking about being clean?


Alliserious

Season 10 reunion Lala said something like “you changed your name. it’s not like you were Raquel and you go by Rocky” meaning Raquel isn’t a nickname for Rachel, it’s a completely different name and Rocky is an example of an actual nickname. Coincidence? I think not.


Itaintquittin

Good call! I totally forgot about that.


UghGottaBeJoking

I’d just like to state that Rocky is certainly a nickname for Raquel. My name is similar and i used to always get called Rocky by one of my teachers.


ricottawalnut

This was my immediate thought!!!


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

There's something so off about her and reinventing herself so often 🤔


Logical-Asparagus-75

It’s apparent that she’s throwing things out there to see what sticks. Anything to stay relevant


imaurora

I know a girl who has rebranded and changed her name almost every 2-3 years since we got into our 20s. She did that when she needed to "fix" herself since the last persona was not received well


chourtaja

![gif](giphy|Ph6pe3I2uh5VN0k04N) Definitely not a Rocky


shrimboslice

![gif](giphy|403NRxgdScOUQjiQEh|downsized) Sorry if this was already a response. It was all I could think of!


MolassesNo734

I think she needs a new therapist 😂 Rocky?????


NBCaz

If you're starved for attention, you say or do something to get yourself the attention. That is all.


Nobabyno__1234

I think of Sylvester Stallone when I hear Rocky not Rachel. Wasn’t she also trying to be like one of those celebrities with three names recently. (Like Sarah Michelle Gellar or Jennifer Love Hewitt.) She was signing off her podcast as Rachel Savannah Leviss.


TracyG511

Please tell me this is satire 😭


PrincessAva23

![gif](giphy|3xz2Bzd2QrveqSfXqw) Rachel and Jo


Aprissitee

Did anyone else immediately think of Rocky from below deck?? 😭 idk what she thought she needed for a vibe change but I do not think that is what she needs lmao ![gif](giphy|26BkLLCvN9UYNjX6E)


Aggressive-Story3671

I thought of THIS Rocky ![gif](giphy|UQyHl1GWEU8mc)


justwendii

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


aplaceofno

Knew this would be here somewhere ❤️


readerdl22

Does anyone actually care what she calls herself?


turnips_and_parsnips

A little too close to Roxy for Ariana’s taste, I’m sure!


scorpiiokiity88

Very interesting observation! I never even put the two together


Ok_Subject5169

Can someone please banish her?


Zoltan14

This made me think of vanquish her like charmed lol ✨ either way tho


Ok_Subject5169

That’s honestly what I was kind of thinking 😂😂😂😂


DavidCaller69

If I understand correctly, this makes Ariana, Apollo Creed.


BackgroundCustard420

ROCKY BANG BANG, AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA


shewastoday

Dumb as a rock, I suppose the name is fitting. 🙃


Ambitious_Mistake_92

Ummm, ANYWAY, what should I have for dinner tonight? Really trying to avoid making any sort of effort 💁🏾‍♀️


Opening_Fun_806

So she watched the new season of The Kardashians and saw that Courtney and Travis are naming their baby 'Rocky' and now she wants to be called that LOL


hugemessanon

gossip websites treating this like a serious announcement lol


LiftedDino710

So another identity crisis got it


chourtaja

More like a continuation


LiftedDino710

Haha right


knowitallhippie

I don’t care what Rocky and Bullwinkle Levis has to say


Even-Sort-313

Think she's copying below deck rocky?


Financial-Possible-6

Birds of a feather


emily276

In her defense, this "article" takes an IG caption and blows things all out of proportion. She's still dumb as a box of rocks, but this isn't really what she said. You know, I just realized Sandoval was probably most attracted to the fact that he was the smart one in the relationship for once.


Old_Buy6388

The artist formerly know as Raquel


emily-foxtail

I just wanted to say I saw her at lightning in a bottle — no one I know gives a shit about VPR 🤣 so I had to share. I was tripping too hard to do anything but just stare at her in disbelief lmao but I heard her friends call her Rachel there so I feel like she just made this shit up hahah


aragogogara

Her name about to be "Rocky Rachel Raquel Leviss of House Wrecker, the Third of Her Names, Queen of the Rockies and Being a Pick Me, Protector of the NOBODY, the Mother of NOBODY (cause she dropped off Graham at the shelter), the Khaleesi of the Great Deceit, the BURNNEEDDDDD, the Breaker of Relationships"


These_Recover5604

My second hand embarrassment can only take SO MUCH PEOPLE. Please give me a day of piece from Jo, to Jax, to Lala, now this…my little heart needs a break from this shame


Hugitupwicked

Does anybody remember the lunatic named Rocky on below deck ?


Ok_List_9649

From the beginning this was just not a smart woman and has serious maturity and processing issues. To me chronologically she’s 30 but maturity and street smarts she’s about a 14-15 year old. I’m not being mean or sarcastic, just my observational opinion since day 1


listen-here-mfer

Was liar mouth already taken?


SHOT_STONE

Yes, by Jo.


crsmiami99

No, by Sandoval


SHOT_STONE

Oops. You're right!


PristineAd5313

But....why? 😒


n1kk1_89

![gif](giphy|26BkLLCvN9UYNjX6E)


HexOnLex

Girl, this is NOT a substitute for doing the work in therapy.


No_Caterpillar1902

Rocky Bang Bang…? More like Rocky Bangs Your Boyfriend, wtf is this 😂


broccolicheetos

![gif](giphy|26BkLLCvN9UYNjX6E)


rshni67

I've been calling her Ratchett since Scandoval and could not care less what she calls herself today.


spatulagrass

Ok Rookie


stinkstankstunkiii

Didn’t Zack Peters start calling Rachel ,Rocky Rocky Bang Bang , during Scumdavol?


Niksta70

He did and he mentioned something about her acknowledging that last week and now suddenly it’s her high school nickname …. Is this going to be a repeat of ‘I don’t remember where it came from’


Missinformation11

And Rocky Raccoon checked into his room Only to find Gideons bible


doitwithgrace

Rodent Leviss needs to pipe down! She thinks she’s a rapper now? Changing her name like Puff Daddy.


[deleted]

Hell no she ain’t ruining the Italian stallion


wander-lux

I would honestly have so much more respect for her if she just stopped talking and faded into the background at this point.


Comprehensive-Fun878

ariana saying shes looking for identity in men bc she has none really bangs here


Wait-What1961

I can hear and see James laughing his ass off about that one. I think since Hippie gave up his name she should use Graham Cracker from now on. I don’t think he’d mind.


americasweetheart

It seems like she's desperate to stay relevant. If she wanted to stay in the spotlight, then why did she leave VPR? At least she would get paid.


bmandi13

Came here for this. She probably would have made more on the show than she does on her pod. She would have had a rough season on the show but, in reality world she probably could have started a redemption arc…..whether we wanted it or not - I am pretty confident it would have happened


Nubbineer

Okay Apollo Creed.


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Impossible_Farm7353

What do “we” think? Ma’am. We don’t care


hopefulplatypus123

Does that make Jo, Bullwinkle?


yuickyuick

Rockquchel. …. K.


anonymousmouse9786

It’s like she thinks a new name makes her a new person. Very juvenile mindset


Rocky_Rocky91

As a rocky, please kindly fuck off. First we had the crazy mermaid from below deck and now this.


Jagg811

From Rachel to Raquel to Rachel to Rocky. She seems stable.


Agitated_mess9

Rocky … like her mental health.


rainydaytoast86

She needs to go away


melon_sky_

Yes, because people named Rocky on bravo have done so well in the past


HerSpark33

It’s our generations Puff Daddy.


BeverlyHillsAddict

I really think all the drugs she did with Sandoval cooked her brain


Tasty-Economics2889

lol the best part of this season is that I completely forgot about this buffoon


crsmiami99

A whore by any other name...


Ok_Independence5123

I wish this clown would join a circus and just go away. 🫶🏻


thisisnotmyname711

She was riffing off of a podcasters nickname for her. It isn't that deep. He constantly calls her Rocky Bang Bang.


just-anotha

the only thing I want her name changed to is "irrelevant"


Present-Fly-3612

What if…hear me out…we just stopped talking about her at all? She can call herself high priestess of Shamalamdingdang or Lord Buttmunch or anything else that makes her little heart happy. Who cares?


wearealllegends

She'll do anything but get a real job..


SnooBunnies7453

She needs a new therapist


Ok-Lab4111

She’s just like Kanye - and just as crazy


Countdown2Deletion_

This woman acts like a whole aZZ narcissist. Who gaf what she wants to be called.


DancingBears88

If we're going by what we forced ppl in HS to call us, my new name is Loki.


No-Firefighter-7442

Does that make Sandoval Bullwinkle?


Stellabonez

Rocky bang bang best friends boyfriends


Hirsty116

Ariana said it best, this girl is lost


kaleyboo7

This girl still has no clue who she is and it is kinda sad tbh.


gmashworth94

It’s cause she peaked in high school


onyxjade7

Ricky Bang Bang, sounds right! New, Publicist or psychiatrist?


Comprehensive-Run637

Isn’t that what Lala used as a reference at the reunion about her nickname?


Nevalate

Is she OK?


Kittiikamii

You will NEVER be rocky hunny ![gif](giphy|GZX7AXpRAPLz2)


scorpiiokiity88

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO REFERENCE THIS QUEEN!!!


freezinginthemidwest

![gif](giphy|23kr1TVg54ijgNxs9J)


Holiday_Problem9941

jesus christ bambi i can’t


littleprettypaws

Well, since Rocky is a nickname for Raquel and that is not her actual name, I’m sticking with Rachel.


_jettrink

A girl in my high school made people call her Rocky when laguna beach was all the rage lol 


WearyComb2780

First of all.... Lame. Second of all, Rocky is wayyy too edgy, her pwrsonality cant keep up with Rocky


lardyyy

Who is calling her anything to begin with?


MyTacoNachos

![gif](giphy|1dNLLlpEUbeD8peO4e)


songbird1681

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


SweetLilLies6982

ro sham no more like it


Few_Bodybuilder_4836

Well, if her actions weren’t blatantly concerning before, they sure are now. 😳


imaurora

Bravo already had a Rocky and she had been off her rocker before this one was legal


Fit-Injury-9051

I’m tired Rachel


richhardt11

Oh ffs