I REALLY want Broke to be asked to appear on DWTS after this. Imagine the "Can someone check on Scheana" memes that would explode from THAT happening 🤣🤣🤣
And cameras HAVE to be there to record it...I feel mean but...that would be HILARIOUS lol
https://preview.redd.it/j767ix5br06d1.png?width=312&format=png&auto=webp&s=ced8f1a9839ae490993c35175f4c609ea1eabda7
"In news just to hand, little known Vanderpump Rules cast member, Scheana Shay, spontaneously combusts in her living room after the news her break out star husband would be on DWTS. She was heard mumbling 'no...no...no..it's OK \*sob\* I'm good as gold' just before the explosion!"
I love this sub so much for it's refusal to call someone we don't like by their real name! Some of my personal favorites include:
Brock = Broke
Scheana = SchMEana
Tom Sandoval = Tim Sandals
Tom Schwartz= Tim Shorts
Lala = Blah Blah / LFU ( Lauren from Utah)
Where’s the James nickname? Oh wait, you all like him because he’s 100% loyal to Ariana this season, even though he has a history of domestic abuse and sexual assault. Got it.
Jeeze, that's quite the assumption for this early in the morning 😂😂😂. I'm not here for the James redemption arc, nor am I concerned about his loyalties. I think he aligned himself on team Ariana to get back at Sandyballs, repair his image, keep his gf happy, and protect his business endeavors.
Maybe next time, remember that when you point your finger at someone else, you've got 3 pointing right back at you 👈.
Have a great day! ✌️
It feels like you're projecting a bit here, and it makes me wonder about the skeletons in your own closet. But hey, what do I know? I'm just a stranger on the internet looking for some laughs.
Again, have a great day ✌️
This guy is such a schmuck. Sorry, I just don't like or trust him. Or his..I'm such a great Dad shtick. He's a grifter. He doesn't work. He let his GF pay off his child support. I simply don't respect that. It was his debt and he was happy to let Scheana pay it off. No man with any substance would allow that.
What else does he have to do but make these little videos of him and Summer, showing what a good dad he is? I mean the housewives are swooning and it’s helping rehab his past. I still don’t like him, I don’t like the situation. He will never be an equal partner in his own life.
The fact that he committed DV, abandoned his kids with no financial support, came to the US thinking he would be recruited by the NFL with no formal training or doing the hard work, and now allegedly wants to be a producer/director without any experience or have gone through film.school or worked his way up, is amazing to me.
I think he was doing a lot of stay at home dad stuff, since he’s been on the show, which is work. He talked about wanting a nanny so that he could start to work
I think Scheana has a double edged sword here….she would like him to work (find his own employment)….. but she likes him home where she knows exactly where he is, and it frees her up to do her own thing all day.
I would bet money he was hoping this would get online and maybe secure him a dwts spot lol I feel he would do anything to take Scheana's thunder. The man even said he wants a job in Hollywood... No specification as to what job.. Just any job in Hollywood. He's fame hungry.
lol he’s dancing having fun and it’s not bad. Yall over use the word cringe. If people enjoying themselves is cringe, you need to re-evaluate. The man sucks and is cringe a lot of times. But this ain’t one
Lmfao. You didn’t read what I wrote right. I wasn’t referring to brick. I was referring to the random chick hyping him up behind him is cringe is what I said. There’s having fun and then there’s being actually cringey. This is cringey. But that’s just my opinion.
I’ve seen this too many times and yet I still watch it everytime it pops up
Me too, and it makes me like him more, lol. I love someone laughing at themselves and being silly.
Same. It gives me a major serotonin boost
His videos doing home reno with Summer Moon are adorable too.
*Good as Gold*
I love it! Sorry but this is great! Why don’t they act fun like this on the show?!!! I’d rather see this than stupid fake forced drama
I REALLY want Broke to be asked to appear on DWTS after this. Imagine the "Can someone check on Scheana" memes that would explode from THAT happening 🤣🤣🤣 And cameras HAVE to be there to record it...I feel mean but...that would be HILARIOUS lol https://preview.redd.it/j767ix5br06d1.png?width=312&format=png&auto=webp&s=ced8f1a9839ae490993c35175f4c609ea1eabda7
Omg, I think that would actually send Scheana over the edge 😂😂
"In news just to hand, little known Vanderpump Rules cast member, Scheana Shay, spontaneously combusts in her living room after the news her break out star husband would be on DWTS. She was heard mumbling 'no...no...no..it's OK \*sob\* I'm good as gold' just before the explosion!"
This is the best thing I’ve ever read on the internet!
This is burned into my brain. https://preview.redd.it/65caafiab26d1.jpeg?width=1161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd81c76bd90f6e1d249a17af7de790792c0be6a6
My work here is done.
I feel bad for her. Somehow she shrunk her lower jaw whilst over blowing her lips. The trout look is real.
She shaved it all down all pointy. 🫠 she is such a naturally pretty girl.
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https://preview.redd.it/a12j1ml6266d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=657cd144012c1c743bfcd97144942b9e681c589d Either that or an implant. 🫠😮💨
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I know. I don’t get it. But hey, we all have our hang ups, I guess. 😮💨
You tryna get Scheana a feature on Snapped?
Scheana would leave him
She would definitely give him an ultimatum, he would probably have to pick her cuz no way they'd offer him enough money where he could leave lol
Only if he doesn‘t tell Scheana, due to the NDA, of course.
"Hey honey we got free tickets for the premiere of the new season DWTS - lets go!" 👿
Mrs. President - a second VPR cast member has been asked to be on DWTS
This is one of Brock's best moments on the show, and only second to him telling Schwartz he was a shit husband.
I think his best moment was spraying himself in the face with sunscreen
which ep did this happen in? i’ve tiktok and youtube’d it but nothing 🥲
The one this season where they all play paintball or something. It’s in the background of a scene. It’s hysterical
thank you!
Brock calmly telling Schwartz how he obliterated Katie’s self confidence was so incredible.
There’s something about him that’s a complete turnoff and I can’t figure out why.
He's a bogan meathead, that alone should be enough.
Thank you, me too. 
Same, in theory I should think he’s a smoke show but in reality he makes me want to join a nunnery.
He is 100% someone that should be so conventionally hot, but somehow isn’t. And this is just if we ignore his myriad of issues.
I think it's because I had an absentee father but I can't get past his troubled relationship with his children.
I know. People comment a lot he's so hot. I'm totally turned off by him lol. I just don't see it but understand others I guess.
Heeeee beat his wife and deserted his children while his wife had to get welfare? 🤷♀️
I don't know why but I physically recoiled when he stomped and started walking towards the camera
Agree. How conveniently his past family and what he did to them has been forgotten.
I just can’t like him.
To me it was just the way he inserted himself in the beginning and thought he should have instant main energy.
It’s his huge top overbite teeth thing. I can’t like or dislike him bc of his weird asf smile
 It’s giving…
Love the GIF! Stuart!
I quote Stuart on a daily basis!
Brock is to dancing what Scheana is to singing.
I watch it Everytime and a couple of times.
His college roster said he was 6'1 and I swear he is lucky to be 5'9.
6’1” with his 4” heels on. You need to read the small print. lol.
I’ll never get over this
He hit this I fear
This is probably my favorite thing he’s ever done.
Honestly, same!
This party looked so lame and had such strange lighting.
So many things looked staged and forced this season. I think it so funny Brock just let loose like this. 😂
It felt like the lighting in every Nordstrom’s changing room.
Brock teaching Sheana how to dance if she ever gets on DWTS: https://i.redd.it/6lo0k55jy16d1.gif
Someone said he dances like he’s in the cartoon Hotel Transylvania and I can’t unsee it.
hand down best moment of the season lol
I find it amusing you called him Broke.
I love this sub so much for it's refusal to call someone we don't like by their real name! Some of my personal favorites include: Brock = Broke Scheana = SchMEana Tom Sandoval = Tim Sandals Tom Schwartz= Tim Shorts Lala = Blah Blah / LFU ( Lauren from Utah)
Someone in a different post referred to sando as Vom and I'll never go back now
KFC = Brittany Hyuck
Where’s the James nickname? Oh wait, you all like him because he’s 100% loyal to Ariana this season, even though he has a history of domestic abuse and sexual assault. Got it.
Jeeze, that's quite the assumption for this early in the morning 😂😂😂. I'm not here for the James redemption arc, nor am I concerned about his loyalties. I think he aligned himself on team Ariana to get back at Sandyballs, repair his image, keep his gf happy, and protect his business endeavors. Maybe next time, remember that when you point your finger at someone else, you've got 3 pointing right back at you 👈. Have a great day! ✌️
How does the finger pointing saying apply here exactly?
It feels like you're projecting a bit here, and it makes me wonder about the skeletons in your own closet. But hey, what do I know? I'm just a stranger on the internet looking for some laughs. Again, have a great day ✌️
What a disgusting thing to say. All because a stranger questioned you about James?
Crikey
It reminds me of David Brendt’s style of “dance” in the British Office.
The kid on Bridesmaids when Kristen Wigg was waiting on the couch for her blind date to come down 
his dancing might be a self depreciating thing, but that suit was a choice 😬
I imagine right before the camera turned to Brock, he sniffed a fat line.. this is so...cartoon-like?
Please, please, James, mimic this like you did Sandoval dance moves.
He really thinks highly of himself
They make a perfect match. 
Because he’s dancing…??
This guy is such a schmuck. Sorry, I just don't like or trust him. Or his..I'm such a great Dad shtick. He's a grifter. He doesn't work. He let his GF pay off his child support. I simply don't respect that. It was his debt and he was happy to let Scheana pay it off. No man with any substance would allow that.
What else does he have to do but make these little videos of him and Summer, showing what a good dad he is? I mean the housewives are swooning and it’s helping rehab his past. I still don’t like him, I don’t like the situation. He will never be an equal partner in his own life.
The fact that he committed DV, abandoned his kids with no financial support, came to the US thinking he would be recruited by the NFL with no formal training or doing the hard work, and now allegedly wants to be a producer/director without any experience or have gone through film.school or worked his way up, is amazing to me.
Delusions of grandeur
Me too. He's not interested in actual work. That's for sure.
I wish more people would dance 💃
Scheana getting upstaged
I can’t stand him but he ate down right here lol
This is hilarious. The one from the back it’s even better, can someone post it, I can’t find it.
We need him to be sheener’s new backup dancer
It is quite frankly the most entertaining he has been.
this made me laugh
Corey Feldman wants his dance moves back.
So incredibly unattractive, including his no job status (other than VPR now)
He's been a stay at home dad.....
I think he was doing a lot of stay at home dad stuff, since he’s been on the show, which is work. He talked about wanting a nanny so that he could start to work
I think Scheana has a double edged sword here….she would like him to work (find his own employment)….. but she likes him home where she knows exactly where he is, and it frees her up to do her own thing all day.
Being a stay at home parent isn’t a job now?
It makes me think of Saved by The Bell
ew
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫠
I would bet money he was hoping this would get online and maybe secure him a dwts spot lol I feel he would do anything to take Scheana's thunder. The man even said he wants a job in Hollywood... No specification as to what job.. Just any job in Hollywood. He's fame hungry.
Oooh, he is in so much trouble for having more dance moves than Sheaner!
So Australian it hurts
I will never get sick of watching this!
I'm still obsessed with this and his lil booty pops!
He reminds me of an eagle
I really don’t like him… but I’m afraid he ate here
Broke/Brick appropriately sporting the MC Hammer Formal Wear bankruptcy sold separately.
I just don’t understand what he was trying to do like he throws something in the air it’s so weird
He looks like a giant gold leprechaun. This is frightening dance moves. If it were my SO, I would leave the room when the dance moves bust out.
What kills me is the woman with the white encouraging him. Cringe. 😬
lol he’s dancing having fun and it’s not bad. Yall over use the word cringe. If people enjoying themselves is cringe, you need to re-evaluate. The man sucks and is cringe a lot of times. But this ain’t one
Lmfao. You didn’t read what I wrote right. I wasn’t referring to brick. I was referring to the random chick hyping him up behind him is cringe is what I said. There’s having fun and then there’s being actually cringey. This is cringey. But that’s just my opinion.
Hyping someone up while they dance is cringey in your opinion?? lol gotta be fun at parties
 All the sweet babes will love those moves
Dont know whats up with most people here but i love brock
I love Brock and I’m not afraid to say it. He’s flawed (like ALL other cast members) but he’s funny and seems more genuine than everyone else.
I know Brock is trash but I can never hate this man lmao