Your heart explodes and you shit all over the driver's seat of your F250 while speeding from Bucky's gas station to your ugly McMansion in a heart pounding race against time to fuck your gross wife.
No, no, the headache you may experiance is from the rapid dehydration of your entire system caused by the massive amount of ejaculate this product produces. we recommend 8 to 12 liters of water before ingesting.
Hail Hydra!
(/s apologies to /r/HydroHomies)
As a child, I found my dad's old porn ~~stache~~ stash. One of the movies was about a chewing gum that made you super horny and then cum yourself to death.
Because they don't say it contains it, so it doesn't contain it. Except it might, but folks won't know if it does or not unless it draws a LOT of attention. Our dietary supplement industry is based on people acting in good faith. You can put anything legal to market, and mix in some illegal stuff to make it spicy. Depending on how much attention you draw and how deadly it is, will be how fast you get banned from selling your product. Then you relabel it, and go back to market.
You want the product to be good and better than others so people prefer to buy it, but not SO good that you draw a lot of attention and people die. So like in this case, it contains an actual prescription drug that has proven results. But unless people are dying, the FDA isn't going to come crashing down on them because there's more dangerous things that they are working on and this is a low priority.
I’ve heard that the FDA warning letter is desireable. Once that letter comes out that the product is “contaminated” with real viagra, sales go through the roof until it is pulled from shelves. Repackage as SWAG2.0 and repeat.
Yup, this is also why if you frequent a gas station with these sorts of pills long enough you may see the packaging or entire product change over time. They just rebrand it as something else and start over if the FDA comes after 'em.
The other obvious issue is anyone doing something this shady may also be doing other things, like using lackluster pill-packing practices so you have no idea of how much of each ingredient is in each pill. Chances are good it's just weak bullshit...but you don't want to take those kinds of chances.
https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/public-notification-swag-contains-hidden-drug-ingredient
>FDA **laboratory analysis confirmed that S.W.A.G contains sildenafil, the active ingredient in the FDA approved prescription drug Viagra**, used to treat erectile dysfunction (ED). This **undeclared ingredient** may interact with nitrates found in some prescription drugs such as nitroglycerin and may lower blood pressure to dangerous levels. Men with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, or heart disease often take nitrates.
For those that don't know the story, the studio wouldn't let them use the original line because it was deemed too vulgar, so David Fincher finagled it to where the new line couldn't be cut from the film, so that's how he got the grade school line in.
Also, Helena Bonham Carter grew up and went to school in the UK, so during filming, she didn't actually know what "grade school" meant, and assumed it was some kind of secondary school.
Welcome to the world of gas station boner pills!
These pills often contain much less of the drug than prescription Viagra contains, but they are usually legit.
The other problem in grey/black market drugs is quality control. One pill could have no active ingredient and another 10x the normal amount.
But I wouldn't be surprised if these guys got a pill press, and are crushing down viagra pills in their garage and are cutting them with something and pressing them into pills. More worrysome would be if they got their hands on pure-ish sildenafil, in which case some of their customers could very well find out how serious that "in case erection lasts more than 4 hours" warning.
Eh, dosage per pill isn't too difficult in an industrial setting. You just geometrically dilute the active ingredient into an inactive filler material like fiber. So long as you know the volume of the capsules you can get the ratio between filter and active ingredient calculated, and all that's left is to shake it up (in a scientifically proper manner) which isn't actually that difficult.
The pills you hear having "hotspots" or too much active drug per pill are generally affected by two different factors: the drug used is extremely potent and it was produced in a small batch likely by hand with few or poor tools. You only really hear about it with drugs like fentanyl (most frequent offender) and it's analogs, as well as potent psychedelics like the DOx series of drugs, the NBOMe series, and LSD. All of these drugs are active at the microgram level of dosage, very unlike viagra, which takes like 100mg to get you anywhere. That's as compared to something like 25i-NBOMe or carfentanyl where the difference between a good time and death is just a single milligram. Remember kids, don't take bitter acid. I don't care if your dealer tells you it's just the ink, that's a bs lie. Acid isn't even that expensive. Some fuckers out there want to save like $1.20 per tab to make more profit when they could just be selling real acid.
> 25i-NBOMe
Man that shit is nasty. Awful taste and makes a good number of the people who take it extremely nauseous. The trip is fine once you get past all the side effects but no way is it remotely worth it for what you get. I'd put it in the same tier as chugging a bottle of cough syrup. Yeah you'll feel fucked up but you're not going to feel *good*.
Given that you can legally order shroom spores in practically the entire US there's no reason for anyone to be fucking around with research chemicals unless they've got a degree and a fancy ass chemistry set.
There's some gems in there. Anything that Shulgin recommends and isn't toxic is acceptable. I highly recommend never doing any drug where the ld50 is less than 10x the effective dose. This obviously includes all of the NBOMe series, and a significant amount of cathinones.
>In general, FDA is limited to postmarket enforcement because, unlike drugs that must be proven safe and effective for their intended use before marketing, **there are no provisions in the law for FDA to approve dietary supplements for safety before they reach the consumer.**
source https://www.fda.gov/food/information-consumers-using-dietary-supplements/questions-and-answers-dietary-supplements
Rhino pills guy... https://www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/south-korean-national-sentenced-nearly-4-years-federal-prison-smuggling-erectile
Not OP but someone in the biz.
Concentration error: product contains none of the ingredients listed, or incorrect dosages (e.g. vitamin C 200 mg contains 40 mg, it's mostly cheap sugar.)
Deceptive ingredients: blueberry extract pills that deliver 35 ORAC units, which is a completely legit metric that can be tested in a lab but has absolutely no health consequence, hence, why it's a great marketing slogan for a deceptive product. Are you getting enough ORAC units in your diet?
Unlabelled ingredients: product claims "boosts muscle gain - all natural rare plant extract" and quite simply it contains steroids so of course you recover faster, e.g. why so many elite athletes get busted for failed drug tests.
Misleading nonsense claims: "boosts low-T", "for female health", "gives you wings!","Power of 1kg of seaweed in each pill", etc.
Not legally. They just lie about using an actual medication, and call it a dietary supplement, so they don't need to have their product tested by the FDA before selling it.
The FDA can only catch them after they started selling it, if the FDA tests that product for some reason. Since the FDA does not have the resources to test everything called a dietary supplement for every possible medication, many of them can get away with it, at least long enough to earn some money.
You can put anything you want into a pill, make up bogus claims for marketing, design a compelling box, and get rich off people thinking it might maybe work.
I think except maybe literal poison.
All supplements are a scam. If you are taking supplements and don’t have a doctor-advised blood test that says you should probably take some, you are giving money to the very same industry that puts caffeine in your shampoo and pretends that the tingling is helpful.
FDA warning: FDA laboratory analysis confirmed that S.W.A.G contains sildenafil, the active ingredient in the FDA approved prescription drug Viagra, used to treat erectile dysfunction (ED).
So…is it just legal to sell scheduled drugs over the counter now? And without labeling at that.
Otherwise it feels like the tone of this notice should be something other than "you guys should watch out for that".
The FDA only has a limited amount of people. They go after the big problems. Unless folks are dropping dead OR you voluntarily incriminate yourself for smuggling them and make an easy case for them, they're not really going to do anything.
I think buying these is pointless. Mark Cuban's website sells these things dirt cheap. I just checked and its $4.80 for 20mg 30ct, $6.60 for 60ct, and $8.40 for 90ct. Add $5 for shipping. Without insurance.
The most expensive was the 90ct 100mg, which came to $10.20 before the $5 shipping charge.
They don't say it contains Viagra even though it does.
All the FDA does is commission a sample study to see what's in it, then slaps them with a warning. A few weeks later there is now a new company out on the street named S.W.A.G.G with an extra "G" selling the same shit. Or they switch up the PDE5 inhibitor that is used in the formulation. Is it scummy? Yes. Do people die from this? Yes. Should you go to a doctor for all your penis related meds? Yes, you absolutely should.
Remember when [GNC was basically selling meth?](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/10/14/tests-of-supplements-craze-and-detonate-find-methamphetamine-like-compound/2968041/). Honestly so many "preworkout powders" you can get off the shelf in health food sections are as dangerous as the sketchy boner pills
A lot of them contain Sildenafil, and/or Tadalafil which aren't listed as ingredients, and added herbage in it to make it seem like the herbs are the active ingredient.
They get pulled by the FDA all the time. There is a website that has a consistently updated list of things pulled by the FDA.
I will give some advice and warn whoever is reading this.
They work. Take an hour or two before activity. Works all night and have better drive after for a few days. When I was heavier, they didn't work as well compared to my leaner weight.
DRINK WATER AND DON'T TAKE IT IF YOU HAVE HEART PROBLEMS.
Seriously, drink water, lots of it. You'll have the worst headache of your life if you don't stay extra hydrated. Otc Migraine relief did nothing for it.
It's literally bootleg viagara. Don't take it if you have heart problems, you will run the risk of dying mid stroke.
Don't take it consistently. That goes for any ED med. Prolonged use has been shown to prevent natural arousal and continued arousal. If you cant get it up because you're out of shape, work on yourself before you dig your hole deeper.
I have used it every now and then. It's fun to have weekend long bang sessions with a new partner. Knocks their socks off.
back in the day no-doze was caffeine pills, and then later there were other stimulants like ephedrine pills sold as Mini-Thins, Reds??, and others I forget.
Both No-Doze & Mini-Thins (and variants) would absolutely speed you up, but not in a great feeling way.
Anyhow, I think most of these 'trucker pills' got removed because people were using them to make meth or similar.
Not sure why caffeine pills are no more though (or at least, not at the buy it with chewing gum level)
I remember back in my table-waiting days (abt 14 years ago), I was really tired after being in school all day and then going to work. One of my coworkers gave me a "caffine pill" called "yellowjacket" or something similar. That shit was a fuckin ride. Made it through my shift, went home, and ran a couple miles to try and burn it off...the crash was ridiculous too. Never took mysterious gas station pills again.
Albuquerque to St. Louis for me. Stayed in st Louis for an entire day to calm the shit down. I now refuse to be the driver for cross country trips. I'm still burned out.
had a real late night the night before and got through an entire flight between San Francisco and Sydney. Had me seeing stars the entire time. Don't even remember landing the plane!
You can still get ephedrine but it can't be sold under the guise of an energy pill and can't come pre-mixed with caffeine. It can be a dangerous mixture. And it was also being used to make meth in many cases too. Believe they track how much you buy when you order it now as an asthma treatment.
Caffeine pills are definitely still around. I wasn't around when they first came out, or were by any means trendy. But personally I take one near daily, and they're by no means hard to find. I was first introduced to them at a 99¢ store, but you can get them at Target, Walmart, I'm sure there's similar stuff at CVS/Walgreens/Rite-aid/etc.
There’s one called stiff rox that ABSOLUTELY works. And it lasts a few days. You don’t stay hard but when you are you are rock fucking solid for as long as you’re aroused. Side effects are elevated heart rate though so if you have heart problems, I wouldn’t touch them.
I’ve taken them and I’ve stayed hard after cumming. It’s pretty nice.
Same.
One of the best sleepover memories I have was all 6 of us taking turns trying to beat crackhouse crackdown or whatever the game they put out was. So much fun
New grounds? Christ, we went straight to the source. Stickdeath.com was hours of fun. Those were the days when you just needed to know about cool websites. The feeling of knowing there was a cool website for everything out there and you just needed to stumble upon it was amazing.
Hi, I’m Brad Weinerstein with Weinerstein, Drysdale, & Burnside. If you took Ultra Mega SWAG and still didn’t kill it, you’re not alone. We found that less than 1% of customers actually killed it. We have opened a class action suit against UM SWAG to help you receive some of the compensation that you deserve. Contact us at WeinerDryBurn.biz and get the ball rolling today. You deserve to kill it, and we know we will. Contact us today.
Make sure to finish the job by using one of [5 Vibrators That Treat Your Clit Like a Pigeon Getting Sucked Into a Jet Engine](https://reductress.com/post/5-vibrators-that-treat-your-clit-like-a-pigeon-getting-sucked-into-a-jet-engine/)
That the FDA has been gutted and neutered, and shit like this is allowed on store shelves because supplements that SUPPLEMENT foods and drugs, don't qualify as foods or drugs, and thus don't require oversight?
In my experience? These are bought by Fuckboys with balls on their truck and a cooler full of Natty Light who think "foreplay" is taking your bra off with one hand. He'll talk you into doing it in his truck and will, inevitably, root around in your panties for however long it takes for you to get your jeans off and will then rut against your labia for two minutes before grunting and asking if you're "almost there" and ultimately finishing on your thigh leaving you feeling bruised, sticky, and vaguely hungover. Oh, he'll also try to steal your underwear by shoving them into a cranny in his truck so one of his buddies can "find" them at an opportune time for bragging.
And, sadly, oft repeated. There's a reason I don't date these days. Because the ones where he had one of these pills in his pocket? those are disappointingly *not* the worst dates.
You’re getting downvoted because Reddit is made up largely of men. Talk to most other women and they’ll agree with you (I certainly do) and have similar experiences.
Straight cis dudes raised in mainstream American culture rarely seem to appreciate how absolutely shitty most of them are to date.
My coworker actually buys all of these ridiculous pills at gas stations for funsies. Claims they work too. But you couldn't pay me enough to risk that shit.
But like what's going on with the bottom stick figure? They drew boner-man pretty normal, but abused stick lady has boobs, a misshapen head, a pointy devil goatee, devil horns, and the smile of a creepy pasta. I get that I'm questioning the artistic choices of a deranged gas station boner pill package, but still...
That cover paints a very vivid picture.
Stick death dot com reboot
Kids will never know the Blue on Green genocide.
Only real genocides for our kids.
Or the metal badassery of Superbeast.
Golden days of the internet.
The best games ever.
Super beast was the shit. Also Jack stick.
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https://youtu.be/KOwLu323AGU
Let the bodies hit the floor…
I want to know what happens if you take 4
Your penis packs up his balls and leaves
Explosively, like a rocket.
Ah, must have gluten in it.
Your heart explodes and you shit all over the driver's seat of your F250 while speeding from Bucky's gas station to your ugly McMansion in a heart pounding race against time to fuck your gross wife.
The F250 when the biggest thing you have to haul is your wife.
>The F250 when the biggest thing you have to haul is your wife. In that case you need an F450
Berzerker Mode
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I want a boner not a painting
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So it's a chlamydia pill?
Or anti-lube?
Penetrating dry hump
NO HEADACHE
[FDA says NO](https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/public-notification-swag-contains-hidden-drug-ingredient)
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Funny how it also claims 'no headache'. Guess what sildenafil has as main side effect.
No, no, the headache you may experiance is from the rapid dehydration of your entire system caused by the massive amount of ejaculate this product produces. we recommend 8 to 12 liters of water before ingesting. Hail Hydra! (/s apologies to /r/HydroHomies)
As a child, I found my dad's old porn ~~stache~~ stash. One of the movies was about a chewing gum that made you super horny and then cum yourself to death.
Porn stash or porn 'stache? Very different.
How is it not illegal to sell this? Sildenafil is Rx only
Because they don't say it contains it, so it doesn't contain it. Except it might, but folks won't know if it does or not unless it draws a LOT of attention. Our dietary supplement industry is based on people acting in good faith. You can put anything legal to market, and mix in some illegal stuff to make it spicy. Depending on how much attention you draw and how deadly it is, will be how fast you get banned from selling your product. Then you relabel it, and go back to market. You want the product to be good and better than others so people prefer to buy it, but not SO good that you draw a lot of attention and people die. So like in this case, it contains an actual prescription drug that has proven results. But unless people are dying, the FDA isn't going to come crashing down on them because there's more dangerous things that they are working on and this is a low priority.
I’ve heard that the FDA warning letter is desireable. Once that letter comes out that the product is “contaminated” with real viagra, sales go through the roof until it is pulled from shelves. Repackage as SWAG2.0 and repeat.
Yup, this is also why if you frequent a gas station with these sorts of pills long enough you may see the packaging or entire product change over time. They just rebrand it as something else and start over if the FDA comes after 'em. The other obvious issue is anyone doing something this shady may also be doing other things, like using lackluster pill-packing practices so you have no idea of how much of each ingredient is in each pill. Chances are good it's just weak bullshit...but you don't want to take those kinds of chances.
The person who designed that packaging needs both a raise, and to be fired.
Those pills took care of the raise. Can promise you that.
https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/public-notification-swag-contains-hidden-drug-ingredient >FDA **laboratory analysis confirmed that S.W.A.G contains sildenafil, the active ingredient in the FDA approved prescription drug Viagra**, used to treat erectile dysfunction (ED). This **undeclared ingredient** may interact with nitrates found in some prescription drugs such as nitroglycerin and may lower blood pressure to dangerous levels. Men with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, or heart disease often take nitrates.
Single serving boner pill. The Cinderella glass slipper of our generation.
I am Jack's raging priapism.
So take three and watch the world burn?
More like turn black and fall off.
Al the Lord intended
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" - stick lady
"I want to have your abortion" - original line from the book
For those that don't know the story, the studio wouldn't let them use the original line because it was deemed too vulgar, so David Fincher finagled it to where the new line couldn't be cut from the film, so that's how he got the grade school line in.
Also, Helena Bonham Carter grew up and went to school in the UK, so during filming, she didn't actually know what "grade school" meant, and assumed it was some kind of secondary school.
Thank you all for the classic Reddit Fight Club primer
Brad Pitt actually broke his foot when he kicked the uruk hai helmet.
So you can just, not declare an ingredient like that and continue to manufacture and sell a shit ton of pills?
Welcome to the world of gas station boner pills! These pills often contain much less of the drug than prescription Viagra contains, but they are usually legit.
The other problem in grey/black market drugs is quality control. One pill could have no active ingredient and another 10x the normal amount. But I wouldn't be surprised if these guys got a pill press, and are crushing down viagra pills in their garage and are cutting them with something and pressing them into pills. More worrysome would be if they got their hands on pure-ish sildenafil, in which case some of their customers could very well find out how serious that "in case erection lasts more than 4 hours" warning.
> One pill could have no active ingredient and another 10x the normal amount. cursed loot boxes
What do you mean? It clearly says "No Side Effects"!
A four hour boner isn’t a side effect - it’s a “front effect”.
>What do you mean? It clearly says "No Side Effects"! "No. Side Effects!"
Eh, dosage per pill isn't too difficult in an industrial setting. You just geometrically dilute the active ingredient into an inactive filler material like fiber. So long as you know the volume of the capsules you can get the ratio between filter and active ingredient calculated, and all that's left is to shake it up (in a scientifically proper manner) which isn't actually that difficult. The pills you hear having "hotspots" or too much active drug per pill are generally affected by two different factors: the drug used is extremely potent and it was produced in a small batch likely by hand with few or poor tools. You only really hear about it with drugs like fentanyl (most frequent offender) and it's analogs, as well as potent psychedelics like the DOx series of drugs, the NBOMe series, and LSD. All of these drugs are active at the microgram level of dosage, very unlike viagra, which takes like 100mg to get you anywhere. That's as compared to something like 25i-NBOMe or carfentanyl where the difference between a good time and death is just a single milligram. Remember kids, don't take bitter acid. I don't care if your dealer tells you it's just the ink, that's a bs lie. Acid isn't even that expensive. Some fuckers out there want to save like $1.20 per tab to make more profit when they could just be selling real acid.
> 25i-NBOMe Man that shit is nasty. Awful taste and makes a good number of the people who take it extremely nauseous. The trip is fine once you get past all the side effects but no way is it remotely worth it for what you get. I'd put it in the same tier as chugging a bottle of cough syrup. Yeah you'll feel fucked up but you're not going to feel *good*. Given that you can legally order shroom spores in practically the entire US there's no reason for anyone to be fucking around with research chemicals unless they've got a degree and a fancy ass chemistry set.
There's some gems in there. Anything that Shulgin recommends and isn't toxic is acceptable. I highly recommend never doing any drug where the ld50 is less than 10x the effective dose. This obviously includes all of the NBOMe series, and a significant amount of cathinones.
Gas Station Boner Pills is a good name for a bad band.
*Find out when GSBP is touring in your area!*
Their fans must not have high standards, either
Actually there's an Atlanta punk band named that. Not a bad band either
So buy viagra, cut them up, mix with something else, sell as boner pills, profit?
>In general, FDA is limited to postmarket enforcement because, unlike drugs that must be proven safe and effective for their intended use before marketing, **there are no provisions in the law for FDA to approve dietary supplements for safety before they reach the consumer.** source https://www.fda.gov/food/information-consumers-using-dietary-supplements/questions-and-answers-dietary-supplements Rhino pills guy... https://www.justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/south-korean-national-sentenced-nearly-4-years-federal-prison-smuggling-erectile
Yet they have strict rules for me for jerking off into a cup to make frozen embryos for a surrogate so my family can happen. It's unreal. Edit: lol
Those strict rules are necessary for a procedure like that. You were asked last time to leave the Wendy's lobby.
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You probably could have done whatever you wanted with it if you rebranded your iced cream as a "supplement".
Brogurt
It’s a supplement and not marketed as a drug. I worked in product dev for a long time and the stuff you can get away with is pretty wild.
What’s are some crazy examples?
I think there's been more than one of those "vitamin supplement" gas station pills that was just dried grass and leaves put into a capsule
Not OP but someone in the biz. Concentration error: product contains none of the ingredients listed, or incorrect dosages (e.g. vitamin C 200 mg contains 40 mg, it's mostly cheap sugar.) Deceptive ingredients: blueberry extract pills that deliver 35 ORAC units, which is a completely legit metric that can be tested in a lab but has absolutely no health consequence, hence, why it's a great marketing slogan for a deceptive product. Are you getting enough ORAC units in your diet? Unlabelled ingredients: product claims "boosts muscle gain - all natural rare plant extract" and quite simply it contains steroids so of course you recover faster, e.g. why so many elite athletes get busted for failed drug tests. Misleading nonsense claims: "boosts low-T", "for female health", "gives you wings!","Power of 1kg of seaweed in each pill", etc.
Not legally. They just lie about using an actual medication, and call it a dietary supplement, so they don't need to have their product tested by the FDA before selling it. The FDA can only catch them after they started selling it, if the FDA tests that product for some reason. Since the FDA does not have the resources to test everything called a dietary supplement for every possible medication, many of them can get away with it, at least long enough to earn some money.
You can put anything you want into a pill, make up bogus claims for marketing, design a compelling box, and get rich off people thinking it might maybe work. I think except maybe literal poison. All supplements are a scam. If you are taking supplements and don’t have a doctor-advised blood test that says you should probably take some, you are giving money to the very same industry that puts caffeine in your shampoo and pretends that the tingling is helpful.
But it says no side effects no headaches tho
Maybe it contains ibuprofen as well lmao
Like an everlasting gobstopper, but with different layers of sketchy pharmaceuticals.
Oh, well if it's on the package, it has to be true.
They’ll get you fired too trust me
"Here's $3000. Now leave and never come back"
StickDeath.com
Goddamn golden age of the internet.
It's got spot foil printing and embossing and then the shittiest clip art illustration ever, so fancy yet so awful.
Screwed to death does seem a bit over the top.
They had "I just want bang bang bang" playing in their head as they designed.
That's three pills
Do these gas station pills actually do anything?
tl;dr: yes https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/public-notification-swag-contains-hidden-drug-ingredient
FDA warning: FDA laboratory analysis confirmed that S.W.A.G contains sildenafil, the active ingredient in the FDA approved prescription drug Viagra, used to treat erectile dysfunction (ED).
So…is it just legal to sell scheduled drugs over the counter now? And without labeling at that. Otherwise it feels like the tone of this notice should be something other than "you guys should watch out for that".
Viagra is not a scheduled drug.
Ah, I was under the misapprehension that all prescription-only drugs were scheduled. But it is prescription-only, so the broader point stands.
The FDA only has a limited amount of people. They go after the big problems. Unless folks are dropping dead OR you voluntarily incriminate yourself for smuggling them and make an easy case for them, they're not really going to do anything.
Which is funny because there are some very dangerous interactions with sildenafil.
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Suppose that's why it wasn't on the ingredients list. If you call it a "supplement", then it's not regulated by the FDA.
I think buying these is pointless. Mark Cuban's website sells these things dirt cheap. I just checked and its $4.80 for 20mg 30ct, $6.60 for 60ct, and $8.40 for 90ct. Add $5 for shipping. Without insurance. The most expensive was the 90ct 100mg, which came to $10.20 before the $5 shipping charge.
They don't say it contains Viagra even though it does. All the FDA does is commission a sample study to see what's in it, then slaps them with a warning. A few weeks later there is now a new company out on the street named S.W.A.G.G with an extra "G" selling the same shit. Or they switch up the PDE5 inhibitor that is used in the formulation. Is it scummy? Yes. Do people die from this? Yes. Should you go to a doctor for all your penis related meds? Yes, you absolutely should.
Honestly, of all the sketchy shit they could have put in there I'm kinda impressed It's just regular viagra.
Remember when [GNC was basically selling meth?](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/10/14/tests-of-supplements-craze-and-detonate-find-methamphetamine-like-compound/2968041/). Honestly so many "preworkout powders" you can get off the shelf in health food sections are as dangerous as the sketchy boner pills
A lot of them contain Sildenafil, and/or Tadalafil which aren't listed as ingredients, and added herbage in it to make it seem like the herbs are the active ingredient. They get pulled by the FDA all the time. There is a website that has a consistently updated list of things pulled by the FDA.
Majority are generic tadalafil (cialis) or sildenafil (viagra). They get busted, shut down, open up a new company. Rinse and repeat.
I’ve seen people post stories on reddit of them taking gas station pills and usually the side effects don’t seem worth it imo
This one clearly states that there are no side effects. If you can't trust gas station boner pill packaging what can you trust?
I mean I'd only buy this if I couldn't trust
50% chance the effects take years to show up, 50% chance it's pure placebo.
I used to pop one every weekend. The only side effect was a raging boner. Didn't really notice much of difference between a gas station dp and Viagra.
I will give some advice and warn whoever is reading this. They work. Take an hour or two before activity. Works all night and have better drive after for a few days. When I was heavier, they didn't work as well compared to my leaner weight. DRINK WATER AND DON'T TAKE IT IF YOU HAVE HEART PROBLEMS. Seriously, drink water, lots of it. You'll have the worst headache of your life if you don't stay extra hydrated. Otc Migraine relief did nothing for it. It's literally bootleg viagara. Don't take it if you have heart problems, you will run the risk of dying mid stroke. Don't take it consistently. That goes for any ED med. Prolonged use has been shown to prevent natural arousal and continued arousal. If you cant get it up because you're out of shape, work on yourself before you dig your hole deeper. I have used it every now and then. It's fun to have weekend long bang sessions with a new partner. Knocks their socks off.
Is it like an automatic boner or is it just easier to get hard when you’re turned on? I’ve always wondered.
the latter, unless you get an inhuman dose in and your erection lasts a painful 8 hours straight ^^...or ^^so ^^I ^^heard ^^from ^^a ^^friend...
8 hrs. So a third of the time that I had one as a teenager.
back in the day no-doze was caffeine pills, and then later there were other stimulants like ephedrine pills sold as Mini-Thins, Reds??, and others I forget. Both No-Doze & Mini-Thins (and variants) would absolutely speed you up, but not in a great feeling way. Anyhow, I think most of these 'trucker pills' got removed because people were using them to make meth or similar. Not sure why caffeine pills are no more though (or at least, not at the buy it with chewing gum level)
I buy caffeine pills at CVS
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I remember back in my table-waiting days (abt 14 years ago), I was really tired after being in school all day and then going to work. One of my coworkers gave me a "caffine pill" called "yellowjacket" or something similar. That shit was a fuckin ride. Made it through my shift, went home, and ran a couple miles to try and burn it off...the crash was ridiculous too. Never took mysterious gas station pills again.
One time drove straight thru from California to Colorado all hopped up on trucker energy pills and Red Bull. The hallucinations after that were crazy!
Albuquerque to St. Louis for me. Stayed in st Louis for an entire day to calm the shit down. I now refuse to be the driver for cross country trips. I'm still burned out.
had a real late night the night before and got through an entire flight between San Francisco and Sydney. Had me seeing stars the entire time. Don't even remember landing the plane!
You can still get ephedrine but it can't be sold under the guise of an energy pill and can't come pre-mixed with caffeine. It can be a dangerous mixture. And it was also being used to make meth in many cases too. Believe they track how much you buy when you order it now as an asthma treatment.
Caffeine pills are definitely still around. I wasn't around when they first came out, or were by any means trendy. But personally I take one near daily, and they're by no means hard to find. I was first introduced to them at a 99¢ store, but you can get them at Target, Walmart, I'm sure there's similar stuff at CVS/Walgreens/Rite-aid/etc.
Whole bottle of caffeine pills at Walmart for 4 dollars.
There’s one called stiff rox that ABSOLUTELY works. And it lasts a few days. You don’t stay hard but when you are you are rock fucking solid for as long as you’re aroused. Side effects are elevated heart rate though so if you have heart problems, I wouldn’t touch them. I’ve taken them and I’ve stayed hard after cumming. It’s pretty nice.
yes
why are people downvoting me. they have active viagra like ingredients in them. they work to make you hard not to make you bigger
r/GasStationJamboree
Thank you for this
What in the world did I just experience?
Outstanding!
Anyone else remember Stick Figure Death Theater? If you’re like me and grew up with it, please take this moment to schedule a prostate exam.
Before that it was just called Stick Death. And it was on newgrounds.com
How dare you insult stickdeath.com
El Superbeast!
https://youtu.be/KOwLu323AGU
I remember these videos taking forever to load lol. I even made my own comics as a kid. Good stuff.
Yeah. We had super slow dial up and each would take about 5 minutes per game or flash animation
My favorite site when I was 11. Good times.
Same. One of the best sleepover memories I have was all 6 of us taking turns trying to beat crackhouse crackdown or whatever the game they put out was. So much fun
escape from greenville
Oh my god. The nostalgia I had reading that title.
Crackhouse cleanup I believe. Man, I loved that site.
New grounds? Christ, we went straight to the source. Stickdeath.com was hours of fun. Those were the days when you just needed to know about cool websites. The feeling of knowing there was a cool website for everything out there and you just needed to stumble upon it was amazing.
I also recall an animation of a zombie stick figure. It was good
Xiao xiao https://www.newgrounds.com/collection/xiaoxiao
It can't be that old.... >Stickdeath.com was a website created in 1996 Oh god
Jokes on you, old man. I got quite a while still.
Jokes on you,old man. I stick a finger up my ass everyday
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What if I only sort of killed it? Am I still eligible?
If the vajayjay did not ignite, then you did not get your money's worth.
If the vajayjay didn't ignite, you weren't hittin' it right.
If the kitty's not blazing, you didn't do amazing
If the pussy wasn't popping, then you shouldn't be a talking
if the victi...er, *partner* is still breathing, I'm pretty sure you have a solid case.
I feel like anyone who buys these needs to be put on a list. :P
HE JUST WANT...BANG BANG BANG
Did not expect to see a Gröûp X reference here.
She wants him to do things to her like the sun and the moon... I just flashed back...17 years??
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Alas, he don't want to go to school, he just want shwickety shwo shfifty five S.W.A.G. pills.
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Sex 2: with a vengeance
Make sure to finish the job by using one of [5 Vibrators That Treat Your Clit Like a Pigeon Getting Sucked Into a Jet Engine](https://reductress.com/post/5-vibrators-that-treat-your-clit-like-a-pigeon-getting-sucked-into-a-jet-engine/)
The American flag at the top right says all that needs to be said.
That the FDA has been gutted and neutered, and shit like this is allowed on store shelves because supplements that SUPPLEMENT foods and drugs, don't qualify as foods or drugs, and thus don't require oversight?
Who the fuck buys this stuff
In my experience? These are bought by Fuckboys with balls on their truck and a cooler full of Natty Light who think "foreplay" is taking your bra off with one hand. He'll talk you into doing it in his truck and will, inevitably, root around in your panties for however long it takes for you to get your jeans off and will then rut against your labia for two minutes before grunting and asking if you're "almost there" and ultimately finishing on your thigh leaving you feeling bruised, sticky, and vaguely hungover. Oh, he'll also try to steal your underwear by shoving them into a cranny in his truck so one of his buddies can "find" them at an opportune time for bragging.
This is all very specific 🤔
And, sadly, oft repeated. There's a reason I don't date these days. Because the ones where he had one of these pills in his pocket? those are disappointingly *not* the worst dates.
You’re getting downvoted because Reddit is made up largely of men. Talk to most other women and they’ll agree with you (I certainly do) and have similar experiences. Straight cis dudes raised in mainstream American culture rarely seem to appreciate how absolutely shitty most of them are to date.
lol. I didn't even realize I was being downvoted. that's hilarious!
"Hello, I was wondering, do you have any supplements I could take that would make sex more painful for my wife?"
Shouldn't... Shouldn't it be a red pill though...
Why is this legal?
It's not. Federal enforcement is just woefully underfunded. These pills are often chock full of undeclared prescription medication like sildenafil
Still did nothing but rabbit humped for 3 minutes and called it a night🤣
This is the kind of advertising somebody with penis envy would be drawn to. Are these being promoted by Andrew Tate?
What, you’ve never wanted to fuck Busty Jay Leno till his pussy caught fire? FOH liar
No one, and I mean *no one,* who has ever even considered buying one of these has successfully taken a woman to climax.
Have they murdered a woman though
Probably.
Duh you need 2 for that
Just. Stay away from me.
To me the best part is the proud 'Made in USA' with the flag. Like, no honey, this.. uh.. isn't something you'd want to advertise with
There are things made in China, there are things made in Germany... And there are things made in USA.
I guess that’s better than sex with the Grudge. Cold,wet, and a little clammy but some great positions
This shit'll make you a sexual tyrannosaurus
"Made in USA". As if it wasn't obvious.
Who is actually buying gas station boner pills? I'd feel safer taking heroin.
I think you can tell almost by the humor they repeat somehow glorifies hate. or some version of it (grudge in this case).
goddammit we're in the Robocop future but there's no Robocop
My coworker actually buys all of these ridiculous pills at gas stations for funsies. Claims they work too. But you couldn't pay me enough to risk that shit.
But like what's going on with the bottom stick figure? They drew boner-man pretty normal, but abused stick lady has boobs, a misshapen head, a pointy devil goatee, devil horns, and the smile of a creepy pasta. I get that I'm questioning the artistic choices of a deranged gas station boner pill package, but still...
Over here making America great one grudge-fuck at a time