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Sex and drugs. Then some more drugs and more sex


pinion13

Nothing says sex and drugs like a children's playground


Mershedpederders

Nothing says sex and candy like Marcy Playground


VegemiteAnalLube

I can smell this post


loonybs

I can hear this post


DemonicInu

I can see this post


InkyzWorld

I can… feel this post


Dripping_Gravy

I can insert this post


only-on-the-wknd

I can feel the pain of inserted post


GenTenScientist_sPen

I cannot think of anything creative to add to this hysterical thread in this post.


phazedoubt

I like sex and candy, yeah


HolyForkingBrit

Mmmhmmmm. Who’s that lounging in my chair?


ewake

Who's that casting devious stares in my direction? Hmmm


Next_Case_3449

Mama, this surely is a dream, yeah


[deleted]

Fuck me this is a good post.


Skiddds

AUNT MAREH


SerratedFrost

Gunna sound messed up but one time when I was like 19 I was hanging out with a buddy and this chick he was trying to hook up with At one point we were walking around my neighborhood at like 6am during the summer and we stopped at playground to chill for a bit. Eventually we were all sitting on the structure side by side talking and they start making out. Alright cool. Then he slides her pants down a bit and starts blasting with his finger guns. I'm legit like shoulder to shoulder with him basically. After a minute or so of that he pulls his pants down and just starts fucking her right in front of me. They do that for a few mins and this guy just straight up nuts inside her and then they look at me staring off into space and burst out laughing The structure was pretty obstructive but I could see cars driving and shit lol they said I could've joined in afterwards but like naw I'm good haha


Jeptic

>we were all sitting on the structure side by side talking Were you tethered to them? Why not, I dunno, move away....


SerratedFrost

Was chillin


sadahtay

That's pretty chill if you're just sitting next to your friends patiently waiting for them to stop banging.


SerratedFrost

Yeah man I dont really care lmao unless I had a thing for the chick or something I find it rather funny Not too long after this incident I was chilling in a different buddies Chevy cavalier in the front seat while the same guy and girl were in the back getting all feely Best part about this is that my buddy with the cavalier is currently at work overnight at a full serve gas station and we're hanging out in his parked car. Eventually I'm sitting in the front seat smoking cigarettes while buddy from last story is banging this girl doggy style in the back while she sucks my buddies dick who's currently at work Very interesting stuff


sadahtay

I think your friends were exhibitionists.


aralim4311

Naw, that shit is pretty normal from my experience growing up, but I live in a very very backwater rural area with not much to do but get drunk, fuck, go to church events and light homeless people on fire after stealing their drugs.


Passive_Gamer

"Come on dawg, you're hitting my elbow, stop."


JesusMurphy33

That would have been awkward.


Homeless-catfight

You should have jumper in. That's my best advise.


Mekak-Ismal

Should’ve stuck a finger in his ass and spiced things up. I bet it’d be the last time he dropped trow in front of you like that.


Dansk72

Or, he would have *demanded* that you go with him *every* time he visited the girl


Turboswag420

I think you’re weirder than them to be completely real with you


mossyoaktoe

Why didn’t you just walk away?


[deleted]

It’s like the daytime is Cartoon Network and the nighttime is adult swim, but then a kid wakes up too early and adult swim is still on


xterminatr

Kids these days are getting crazy


mysteryteam

Michael Jackson: ah hee hee hee! Who wants "Jesus juice"?


Rob_Drinkovich

OP has to take the slipper door to door to find their “Sin-derella”.


GreyWolfTheDreamer

And then somebody's angry mama showed up, out came the slipper, and all hell broke loose!!! You know it's serious when mama pulls out the blue slippers!


rr015

At least they used protection to stop procreation of themselves


Neo-is-the-one

Yup. Looks like they double bagged at least once too.


Sup6969

Look, I have banged hundreds of broads. Internationally. But know this: I wrap my rascal two times because I like it to be joyless and without sensation as a way of punishing supermodels.


MARINE-BOY

This is my kind of humour. Thank you.


Insane92

Love me an ATHF reference.


Schmotz

Thank you! I knew I recognised that quote.


Insane92

Carl and Shake are two of the greatest animated characters ever made.


xDragonetti

SOUTH BRONX PARADISE BABY


historyismyteacher

“What happened to my frickin’ ca?!”


xDragonetti

“It starts here where I *had* a full tank of gas. And, hey whats bubblin in the pool!?” 😂


MayDay521

PARA-SITE!


xDragonetti

Either way your guaranteed to lose pounds in the first few hours


MayDay521

Save the dissertation for my ass before it totally disappears!


Neo-is-the-one

Damn, how long is your schloog to enable you to bang broads across international borders?


Mesquite_Thorn

Let's just say he makes I-95 look short.


theryman92

Hit what? With what? When?


[deleted]

“Thanks for the F Shack!” - Dirty Mike and the Boys


Illustrious_Anxiety9

It’s called a soup kitchen…


Mr-Sister-Fister21

That was my first new car


zZigZagZz

Dirty Mike : We are gonna have sex in your car! It will happen again!


SuperSwaiyen

I'm so glad this reference was here 😂


GinHalpert

Afterwards it looks like a pregnant raccoon gave birth in the back seat


JPMoney81

I came here looking for this comment. 'We've got a poodle... and a jar of old mustard'


Commercial_Gap607

I don’t think they were 3 to 5 year olds at that playground


Sup6969

I certainly hope not


dirtbutcher

Whatever their ages, there seems to have been at least 3 to five *of* them


djluminol

Meth happened here,


Magsec5

It’s always meth. Why not something innocent like flour and sugar? 😊


jeffa666

That would be Cake https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/the-mp-tricked-into-condemning-a-fake-drug-called-cake-has-been-put-in-charge-of-scrutinising-drugs-policy-a6704671.html


Cobrafire

The cake is a lie


[deleted]

Cake is a made-up drug. It's not made from plants, it's made from chemicals...by...sick bastards.


KissMyGoat

Cake: It's a made up drug! God I miss Brass Eye


Gpooley

You’ll get Czech Neck taking that stuff


OathOfFeanor

It is that blue slipper and the distance from its home, that’s how we know this was meth Also the little vial, but mostly the blue slipper


arieart

I smell sex and canday


NachoTacoYo

you know it's meth because of that slipper


Tsu_Dho_Namh

Weed from the looks of it.


Luke-Bywalker

i counted 3 Roaches up there, so i guess you're right


Crownlol

Probably both


JRDNLWs95

Looks like an English kids park so almost certainly wouldn’t have been meth. There possible/probably was drugs involved but more likely just a couple of scruffy cunts had a drink and felt the need to get wet aboard the frame


tacknosaddle

>Looks like an English kids park It looks like any relatively new playground in the US too, probably little to distinguish it from a playground you can find in any advanced nation.


Tsu_Dho_Namh

There's definitely drugs involved, we can see 2 roaches next to the lighter. They were smoking joints.


MARINE-BOY

The drugs vial with red cap is more of an American thing. I understand from consuming vast amounts of television and film they sell crack in vials with coloured tops and likely other drugs and they get a reputation for their strength. I’m not sure if it was the wire where they stand on corners shouting their wares like “red top”. I understand that particularly with heroin that if someone overdosed then that brand suddenly becomes very in demand due to the belief that it must be strong.


tellmeimbig

"Have you seen The Wire"?


NebXan

The available evidence points to sexual activity, but who knows, maybe they were just trying to make balloon animals.


icepick314

>balloon animals. of what? planarian?


Grogosh

Well none of the rubbers look 'juicy' enough to have been used. Looks like someone was just messing around with them.


slumvillain

Insane Clown Posse is back in town


ElectroFlannelGore

Trunk: ***FULL OF FAYGO*** Car: ***FULL OF FAT CHICKS*** Milenko: ***GREAT***


wizardsleeeve

Ha ha ha ha haaah!!


Another_Minor_Threat

FUCK YOU (Literally the only words to any of their songs I know. lol)


phezhead

Magnets: how do they work?


Another_Minor_Threat

Ah fuck I forgot that was actually a song lyrics and not just a quote.


noydbshield

Wicked clowns, we like to say what's up.


DoomTrooper333

The Cobra's, X-men and Counts, and everybody with clown love


I-ScreamSandwich

Even sets i've never heard of


isawaffle

I haven’t heard much from before, or after, that great milenko cd, but I guarantee that icp didn’t put out anything that was that good ever again. That whole disc is a classic


triple_OG

This was definitely a meeting of the Juggalos


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Quiet_Mind7256

It’s not called a playground for nothing


rebri

I smell Meth and candy.


angryspec

Who's that lounging in my chair?


CaptainDunkaroo

Always smells at Marcy’s Playground


TomBot98

No, I believe her name was Sugar


growRnottashowR

Someone set up a bunch of gross shit in a ridiculous place to take a picture and post to the internet for attention


tbriz

I also believe this is actually what happened here.


brandee95

100%


qviavdetadipiscitvr

Bingo


Condhor

/r/nothingisreal


safinhh

r/Nothingeverhappens


MezoDog

Fake, who uses 6 rubbers, honestly?


Dontlookimnaked

Uppers make you last forever.


liljb6172

Either someone had sex five times or five guys had sex at the same time


Chefkuh95

I’ve counted 7.


srL-

I have 6, looking for 7th ! It's exciting, it's like Where's Waldo for grown ups !


ivene-adlev

On the ground, look, uh... between the holes


Liz4984

There is one underneath!


tobias_the_letdown

I'd say multiple guys. One dude decided this was sketchy enough to double wrap his shit.


Regalrefuse

Did anyone notice that there seems to be a “double bagging” situation with the one on the far right side? Two rings


AllanfromWales1

Some woman emptied her handbag?


countingtoinfinity

That sounds like a Trivial Electrochemistry failure


naking

or a euphemism


[deleted]

Someone likely made some money.


surefirerdiddy

It was dirty mike and the boys


loupr738

Don’t go chasing waterfalls


willie7906

Looks staged by older kids/teens possibly.


Negafox

I'm in the "it's staged" camp for Internet points. We even have a Ring Pop on the left for good measure.


jereman75

I’m in my 40’s and been around the block a few times. I’ve seen plenty of discarded rubbers, drug detritus, and playground panties in my day. This is totally staged.


Hsensei

When everything is a conspiracy, then nothing is a conspiracy


Rise3333

G7 summit?


[deleted]

Wait is that a fucking playground?


Adorable_List3836

It was for a little while!


kasper12

Yes, Marcy’s Playground to be exact.


[deleted]

Mamma, this surely is a dream.


Sup6969

When you were in high school, what did yall use playgrounds for after dark?


forsayken

>fucking playground It was last night.


Baddy-Smalls

A train came through... Choo Choo.


JuiceDistinct3280

I hate people so much.


Meldeathor

I'm a bit of a misanthrope myself


nataleef

Definitely a drug induced gangbang.


Gr1pp717

A 13 year old thought leaving that stuff there would be funny. That's what.


Funpants-1219

Whatever it was, we missed a good time!


BakerofHumanPies

Someone took a garbage picture.


yakjuice76

They call that the soup kitchen


wriddell

Looks like a train went through there.


palekillerwhale

The Rapture?


rhodoparry4

You must find the foot that fits the slipper


Arramattic

Metherella


davidjoreline

Birthday party (balloons and a lighter for the cake, the girl must have got a new pair of underwear for her birthday, cause she left her old ones there) 👍


EngagedInConvexation

At least one refractory period.


CT7824

They grow up so fast 🥲


Mimicking-hiccuping

Starts with and ends with "Choo". Some poor man's daughter had a train ran on her in a public park by looks of it. I've a funny story about something like that happen near me...


Smoovemammajamma

Its called a "soup kitchen" in the vernacular


noodlyarms

Teenagers.


zy0a

These must be the teenagers from Euphoria


Ryclea

Cops showed up and they left in a hurry.


A_Prostitute

3 rubbers? 3 dudes. Girl made some money is what happened.


Myalicious

I counted 6!


Sad_Broccoli

There is 6 there. A person in your craft should know better.


funnystunt

Is the vid on only fans yet?


LectroRoot

Your mom spilled her purse.


ihearttatertots

Looks like he didnt get that nut.


Ok-Break-369

New Dogging location ?


liqish79

Shaniqua don't work here no more


noydbshield

Safe sex.


beat_u2_it

Safe playground orgy


Sambo0703

Church service


MaverickAg

Less wtf, more r/itsobvious


slightlyassholic

And that is how I met your mother.


sparten112233

Dirty mike and the boys


Masterjts

A tale as old as time.... Remember my parents wouldn't let us play at specific parks because they were fuckstops.


EPURON

Meth gangbang


DaRiddler70

That's called a Meth Train.


MTrizzle

Seggs, Druggz, and possibly some rock-n-roll 🎸


Greasy_Burrito

Cracktivities


ahesson472

Someone staged a photo for Reddit probably.


SteveAus22

Playground Gangbang for sure.


dedede1992

sex and crack my friend.... sex and crack


Agile-Alternative-17

Dirty Mike and the boys couldn’t find a Prius


WTFeedback1978

A balloon modeling workshop got interrupted by a kid who wanted to use the slide


srv50

Some guy proved he had incredible stamina.


Jg6915

Many sexes were had here


SpaceYourFacebook

Your mom was here


Cirieno

The rapture


jjpap11

Crack head sex


Orbnotacus

"Public dogging," but I'm just guessing.


Boris-the-liar

Dirty Mike and boys are in town


Cheeky_Star

Looks like the garbage bin spilled over.


JudgementalChair

Tweakers needing a place


AhhBiteMe

Looks like a bunch of scandalous trinkets were strategically placed in a conveniently small area for a photo op.


KermitMadMan

meth


loupr738

It looks like when you die in a video game and lose all of your stuff


Flashman6000

Financing


garyfugazigary

cinderella?


[deleted]

Probably nothing - looks staged


PotatoAggravating138

Yeah no I’ve been seeing this stuff all over town and it’s honestly disgusting


Anon2World

In the morning, Jan realized she only had one blue slipper.


whateverimnot

Looking at those sandals speaks louder than the other stuff


Kucas0

I bet this is UK


NowForrowMyPen

Dirty Mike and the boys couldn’t find a Prius.


[deleted]

Gangbang for crack obviously.


Taypo

This just screams the UK