Gunna sound messed up but one time when I was like 19 I was hanging out with a buddy and this chick he was trying to hook up with
At one point we were walking around my neighborhood at like 6am during the summer and we stopped at playground to chill for a bit.
Eventually we were all sitting on the structure side by side talking and they start making out. Alright cool. Then he slides her pants down a bit and starts blasting with his finger guns. I'm legit like shoulder to shoulder with him basically.
After a minute or so of that he pulls his pants down and just starts fucking her right in front of me. They do that for a few mins and this guy just straight up nuts inside her and then they look at me staring off into space and burst out laughing
The structure was pretty obstructive but I could see cars driving and shit lol they said I could've joined in afterwards but like naw I'm good haha
Yeah man I dont really care lmao unless I had a thing for the chick or something I find it rather funny
Not too long after this incident I was chilling in a different buddies Chevy cavalier in the front seat while the same guy and girl were in the back getting all feely
Best part about this is that my buddy with the cavalier is currently at work overnight at a full serve gas station and we're hanging out in his parked car.
Eventually I'm sitting in the front seat smoking cigarettes while buddy from last story is banging this girl doggy style in the back while she sucks my buddies dick who's currently at work
Very interesting stuff
Naw, that shit is pretty normal from my experience growing up, but I live in a very very backwater rural area with not much to do but get drunk, fuck, go to church events and light homeless people on fire after stealing their drugs.
And then somebody's angry mama showed up, out came the slipper, and all hell broke loose!!! You know it's serious when mama pulls out the blue slippers!
Look, I have banged hundreds of broads. Internationally. But know this: I wrap my rascal two times because I like it to be joyless and without sensation as a way of punishing supermodels.
That would be Cake
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/the-mp-tricked-into-condemning-a-fake-drug-called-cake-has-been-put-in-charge-of-scrutinising-drugs-policy-a6704671.html
Looks like an English kids park so almost certainly wouldn’t have been meth. There possible/probably was drugs involved but more likely just a couple of scruffy cunts had a drink and felt the need to get wet aboard the frame
>Looks like an English kids park
It looks like any relatively new playground in the US too, probably little to distinguish it from a playground you can find in any advanced nation.
The drugs vial with red cap is more of an American thing. I understand from consuming vast amounts of television and film they sell crack in vials with coloured tops and likely other drugs and they get a reputation for their strength. I’m not sure if it was the wire where they stand on corners shouting their wares like “red top”. I understand that particularly with heroin that if someone overdosed then that brand suddenly becomes very in demand due to the belief that it must be strong.
I haven’t heard much from before, or after, that great milenko cd, but I guarantee that icp didn’t put out anything that was that good ever again. That whole disc is a classic
I’m in my 40’s and been around the block a few times. I’ve seen plenty of discarded rubbers, drug detritus, and playground panties in my day. This is totally staged.
Birthday party (balloons and a lighter for the cake, the girl must have got a new pair of underwear for her birthday, cause she left her old ones there) 👍
Starts with and ends with "Choo".
Some poor man's daughter had a train ran on her in a public park by looks of it.
I've a funny story about something like that happen near me...
Sex and drugs. Then some more drugs and more sex
Nothing says sex and drugs like a children's playground
Nothing says sex and candy like Marcy Playground
I can smell this post
I can hear this post
I can see this post
I can… feel this post
I can insert this post
I can feel the pain of inserted post
I cannot think of anything creative to add to this hysterical thread in this post.
I like sex and candy, yeah
Mmmhmmmm. Who’s that lounging in my chair?
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction? Hmmm
Mama, this surely is a dream, yeah
Fuck me this is a good post.
AUNT MAREH
Gunna sound messed up but one time when I was like 19 I was hanging out with a buddy and this chick he was trying to hook up with At one point we were walking around my neighborhood at like 6am during the summer and we stopped at playground to chill for a bit. Eventually we were all sitting on the structure side by side talking and they start making out. Alright cool. Then he slides her pants down a bit and starts blasting with his finger guns. I'm legit like shoulder to shoulder with him basically. After a minute or so of that he pulls his pants down and just starts fucking her right in front of me. They do that for a few mins and this guy just straight up nuts inside her and then they look at me staring off into space and burst out laughing The structure was pretty obstructive but I could see cars driving and shit lol they said I could've joined in afterwards but like naw I'm good haha
>we were all sitting on the structure side by side talking Were you tethered to them? Why not, I dunno, move away....
Was chillin
That's pretty chill if you're just sitting next to your friends patiently waiting for them to stop banging.
Yeah man I dont really care lmao unless I had a thing for the chick or something I find it rather funny Not too long after this incident I was chilling in a different buddies Chevy cavalier in the front seat while the same guy and girl were in the back getting all feely Best part about this is that my buddy with the cavalier is currently at work overnight at a full serve gas station and we're hanging out in his parked car. Eventually I'm sitting in the front seat smoking cigarettes while buddy from last story is banging this girl doggy style in the back while she sucks my buddies dick who's currently at work Very interesting stuff
I think your friends were exhibitionists.
Naw, that shit is pretty normal from my experience growing up, but I live in a very very backwater rural area with not much to do but get drunk, fuck, go to church events and light homeless people on fire after stealing their drugs.
"Come on dawg, you're hitting my elbow, stop."
That would have been awkward.
You should have jumper in. That's my best advise.
Should’ve stuck a finger in his ass and spiced things up. I bet it’d be the last time he dropped trow in front of you like that.
Or, he would have *demanded* that you go with him *every* time he visited the girl
I think you’re weirder than them to be completely real with you
Why didn’t you just walk away?
It’s like the daytime is Cartoon Network and the nighttime is adult swim, but then a kid wakes up too early and adult swim is still on
Kids these days are getting crazy
Michael Jackson: ah hee hee hee! Who wants "Jesus juice"?
OP has to take the slipper door to door to find their “Sin-derella”.
And then somebody's angry mama showed up, out came the slipper, and all hell broke loose!!! You know it's serious when mama pulls out the blue slippers!
At least they used protection to stop procreation of themselves
Yup. Looks like they double bagged at least once too.
Look, I have banged hundreds of broads. Internationally. But know this: I wrap my rascal two times because I like it to be joyless and without sensation as a way of punishing supermodels.
This is my kind of humour. Thank you.
Love me an ATHF reference.
Thank you! I knew I recognised that quote.
Carl and Shake are two of the greatest animated characters ever made.
SOUTH BRONX PARADISE BABY
“What happened to my frickin’ ca?!”
“It starts here where I *had* a full tank of gas. And, hey whats bubblin in the pool!?” 😂
PARA-SITE!
Either way your guaranteed to lose pounds in the first few hours
Save the dissertation for my ass before it totally disappears!
Damn, how long is your schloog to enable you to bang broads across international borders?
Let's just say he makes I-95 look short.
Hit what? With what? When?
“Thanks for the F Shack!” - Dirty Mike and the Boys
It’s called a soup kitchen…
That was my first new car
Dirty Mike : We are gonna have sex in your car! It will happen again!
I'm so glad this reference was here 😂
Afterwards it looks like a pregnant raccoon gave birth in the back seat
I came here looking for this comment. 'We've got a poodle... and a jar of old mustard'
I don’t think they were 3 to 5 year olds at that playground
I certainly hope not
Whatever their ages, there seems to have been at least 3 to five *of* them
Meth happened here,
It’s always meth. Why not something innocent like flour and sugar? 😊
That would be Cake https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/the-mp-tricked-into-condemning-a-fake-drug-called-cake-has-been-put-in-charge-of-scrutinising-drugs-policy-a6704671.html
The cake is a lie
Cake is a made-up drug. It's not made from plants, it's made from chemicals...by...sick bastards.
Cake: It's a made up drug! God I miss Brass Eye
You’ll get Czech Neck taking that stuff
It is that blue slipper and the distance from its home, that’s how we know this was meth Also the little vial, but mostly the blue slipper
I smell sex and canday
you know it's meth because of that slipper
Weed from the looks of it.
i counted 3 Roaches up there, so i guess you're right
Probably both
Looks like an English kids park so almost certainly wouldn’t have been meth. There possible/probably was drugs involved but more likely just a couple of scruffy cunts had a drink and felt the need to get wet aboard the frame
>Looks like an English kids park It looks like any relatively new playground in the US too, probably little to distinguish it from a playground you can find in any advanced nation.
There's definitely drugs involved, we can see 2 roaches next to the lighter. They were smoking joints.
The drugs vial with red cap is more of an American thing. I understand from consuming vast amounts of television and film they sell crack in vials with coloured tops and likely other drugs and they get a reputation for their strength. I’m not sure if it was the wire where they stand on corners shouting their wares like “red top”. I understand that particularly with heroin that if someone overdosed then that brand suddenly becomes very in demand due to the belief that it must be strong.
"Have you seen The Wire"?
The available evidence points to sexual activity, but who knows, maybe they were just trying to make balloon animals.
>balloon animals. of what? planarian?
Well none of the rubbers look 'juicy' enough to have been used. Looks like someone was just messing around with them.
Insane Clown Posse is back in town
Trunk: ***FULL OF FAYGO*** Car: ***FULL OF FAT CHICKS*** Milenko: ***GREAT***
Ha ha ha ha haaah!!
FUCK YOU (Literally the only words to any of their songs I know. lol)
Magnets: how do they work?
Ah fuck I forgot that was actually a song lyrics and not just a quote.
Wicked clowns, we like to say what's up.
The Cobra's, X-men and Counts, and everybody with clown love
Even sets i've never heard of
I haven’t heard much from before, or after, that great milenko cd, but I guarantee that icp didn’t put out anything that was that good ever again. That whole disc is a classic
This was definitely a meeting of the Juggalos
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It’s not called a playground for nothing
I smell Meth and candy.
Who's that lounging in my chair?
Always smells at Marcy’s Playground
No, I believe her name was Sugar
Someone set up a bunch of gross shit in a ridiculous place to take a picture and post to the internet for attention
I also believe this is actually what happened here.
100%
Bingo
/r/nothingisreal
r/Nothingeverhappens
Fake, who uses 6 rubbers, honestly?
Uppers make you last forever.
Either someone had sex five times or five guys had sex at the same time
I’ve counted 7.
I have 6, looking for 7th ! It's exciting, it's like Where's Waldo for grown ups !
On the ground, look, uh... between the holes
There is one underneath!
I'd say multiple guys. One dude decided this was sketchy enough to double wrap his shit.
Did anyone notice that there seems to be a “double bagging” situation with the one on the far right side? Two rings
Some woman emptied her handbag?
That sounds like a Trivial Electrochemistry failure
or a euphemism
Someone likely made some money.
It was dirty mike and the boys
Don’t go chasing waterfalls
Looks staged by older kids/teens possibly.
I'm in the "it's staged" camp for Internet points. We even have a Ring Pop on the left for good measure.
I’m in my 40’s and been around the block a few times. I’ve seen plenty of discarded rubbers, drug detritus, and playground panties in my day. This is totally staged.
When everything is a conspiracy, then nothing is a conspiracy
G7 summit?
Wait is that a fucking playground?
It was for a little while!
Yes, Marcy’s Playground to be exact.
Mamma, this surely is a dream.
When you were in high school, what did yall use playgrounds for after dark?
>fucking playground It was last night.
A train came through... Choo Choo.
I hate people so much.
I'm a bit of a misanthrope myself
Definitely a drug induced gangbang.
A 13 year old thought leaving that stuff there would be funny. That's what.
Whatever it was, we missed a good time!
Someone took a garbage picture.
They call that the soup kitchen
Looks like a train went through there.
The Rapture?
You must find the foot that fits the slipper
Metherella
Birthday party (balloons and a lighter for the cake, the girl must have got a new pair of underwear for her birthday, cause she left her old ones there) 👍
At least one refractory period.
They grow up so fast 🥲
Starts with and ends with "Choo". Some poor man's daughter had a train ran on her in a public park by looks of it. I've a funny story about something like that happen near me...
Its called a "soup kitchen" in the vernacular
Teenagers.
These must be the teenagers from Euphoria
Cops showed up and they left in a hurry.
3 rubbers? 3 dudes. Girl made some money is what happened.
I counted 6!
There is 6 there. A person in your craft should know better.
Is the vid on only fans yet?
Your mom spilled her purse.
Looks like he didnt get that nut.
New Dogging location ?
Shaniqua don't work here no more
Safe sex.
Safe playground orgy
Church service
Less wtf, more r/itsobvious
And that is how I met your mother.
Dirty mike and the boys
A tale as old as time.... Remember my parents wouldn't let us play at specific parks because they were fuckstops.
Meth gangbang
That's called a Meth Train.
Seggs, Druggz, and possibly some rock-n-roll 🎸
Cracktivities
Someone staged a photo for Reddit probably.
Playground Gangbang for sure.
sex and crack my friend.... sex and crack
Dirty Mike and the boys couldn’t find a Prius
A balloon modeling workshop got interrupted by a kid who wanted to use the slide
Some guy proved he had incredible stamina.
Many sexes were had here
Your mom was here
The rapture
Crack head sex
"Public dogging," but I'm just guessing.
Dirty Mike and boys are in town
Looks like the garbage bin spilled over.
Tweakers needing a place
Looks like a bunch of scandalous trinkets were strategically placed in a conveniently small area for a photo op.
meth
It looks like when you die in a video game and lose all of your stuff
Financing
cinderella?
Probably nothing - looks staged
Yeah no I’ve been seeing this stuff all over town and it’s honestly disgusting
In the morning, Jan realized she only had one blue slipper.
Looking at those sandals speaks louder than the other stuff
I bet this is UK
Dirty Mike and the boys couldn’t find a Prius.
Gangbang for crack obviously.
This just screams the UK