Surgeon who does hemorrhoids here
Had a young black female who had circumferentially massively inflamed hemorrhoids one time. My god she was in pain. Poor girl.
Anyways yeah it kinda looked like this.
Anybody who sees this pleae don’t DM questions about your hemorrhoids or send me pictures of your anus
It’s been said that opinions are like assholes in that everyone has one, but I would argue that opinions are different from assholes in that your opinions should be thoroughly examined often.
You realize saying "don't send me pictures of x" on reddit is likely to net you more pictures of it than if you just didn't say anything, right?
Anyways check your DMs when you get a chance kthx
Haha, jokes on you- tagging you as DrAssFixer. Rest assured, if I ever end up editing a show on proctology for any reason, I'm sending you a link. -some weird editor
While I agree, I don't know what it is but every time I ate at panda express, regardless of location, I'd be on the shitter 20 minutes later like Mt Vesuvius. Haven't been back in years though so maybe I should give it another try.
Seriously what is up with this meme that Taco Bell is too spicy for people?
Is it all a bunch of Midwesterners who think a taco is classified as exotic food still?
I never hear that it's too spicy, just that it makes them shit their pants. I'm convinced the lettuce, beans, and rice are the first sources of fiber they've seen in years.
... Do you ever wish you had both the will and desirability to do something so simple for money? Sometimes it looks so easy lol. Just stick your lips in a glass and create a vacuum and then make faces for a minute.
A lot of people criticize porn stars for “not having a future.” Any time I’ve seen one interviewed, they always sound like early retirement was the plan and they’ve budgeted what they earned.
Socially there might issues, like when Riley Reid pouts that her boyfriend won’t kiss her when she comes home from work, but… financially, they seem to do better than most athletes, post-career.
Prostitution has a long history. Earliest profession, after all. The thing is, even in legal instances in history it’s been a mess, to put it lightly. It needs some kind of oversight. Not illegal, but also not unregulated.
My point is, there have been moments in history where legal prostitution was so heinous that it would make people want to outlaw it. For instance, a Japanese businessman selling his daughter to the yakuza to pay off loan debts. Or all the legal child exploitation that happened in Denmark and the Netherlands until as recently as the 2000s (the worst stopped in the 70s, when there were legal child porn magazines with personal listings of parents offering their children to other pedophiles).
To be clear, I agree with you. It should be legal and regulated and taxed. I’m just devil’s advocating why people don’t want it to be legal.
Those are the ones who make it big. They're the outlier. In the middle are girls who make good/decent money. On the other financial end, there are women who make almost nothing.
Getting into porn doesn't automatically mean millions.
For every 1 onlyfans millionaire, there are a million failed ones.
Isn't it like the top 0.00001% making the big bucks and everyone else get the scraps?
Just think about it for a second, if you where to actually pay for porn, you'd most likely not go for a random ass onlyfans... You'd probably pay for someone you recognized from somewhere\something.
Yeah I'd wager 75% of the posts from the NSFW reddits are by people pushing their OF or other similar service. So some people are getting more and more niche as a way to appeal to specific fetishes, but like if you aren't into "girls with seriously inflated lips with tons of lip gloss that looks like a plecostomus" then you aren't going to pay a dime.
The thing it’s important to remember though is that while it sounds like easy money, most of them don’t make a fortune and some who do actually have to put in quite a bit of time, money and effort. Sure, some are lucky by being in the right place at the right time with the right look and they get rich quick but It’s sort of like the old “maybe I’ll just be a stripper haha” or “I should just deal drugs” that you hear. People don’t realize that it’s actually a grind and you usually have to be quite good at your craft to get a lot of money.
Exactly! GFE / Pro-Dommes are basically "on" every hour of the day. When someone can just message me and start throwing money, it's either: I stop what I'm doing and cater to them or, my rep takes a hit that I'm a bitch & that person trots off to the next person.
And how much might I get for 30~60 minutes? $20? $50? $500+? No idea! Making set prices, discourages 90%+ of people that'll approach me.
I imagine setting prices introduces too much logic into an otherwise emotion and/or instinct-driven experience. Thinking kinda sucks, lol.
Honestly that sounds mentally exhausting though, so props to those who can handle it.
...A prolapsed anus, perhaps?
Inflamed if nothing else. Maybe, perfectly symmetrical hemoroids..
Surgeon who does hemorrhoids here Had a young black female who had circumferentially massively inflamed hemorrhoids one time. My god she was in pain. Poor girl. Anyways yeah it kinda looked like this. Anybody who sees this pleae don’t DM questions about your hemorrhoids or send me pictures of your anus
>Anybody who sees this pleae don’t DM questions about your hemorrhoids or send me pictures of your anus Why not? Asking for a friend.
... because as impressed by your own anus as you are, no-one else wants to see it, even with that awesome bleach job you're hinting at.
Here. Have an upvote.
Hey, right back at ya.
Upvotes for everyone!
Ok.
Would you want a picture if it was tie-dye?
It’s been said that opinions are like assholes in that everyone has one, but I would argue that opinions are different from assholes in that your opinions should be thoroughly examined often.
Name does not check out
You realize saying "don't send me pictures of x" on reddit is likely to net you more pictures of it than if you just didn't say anything, right? Anyways check your DMs when you get a chance kthx
Maybe that was my goal and I’m not a doctor I’m just some weirdo
Well played
Haha, jokes on you- tagging you as DrAssFixer. Rest assured, if I ever end up editing a show on proctology for any reason, I'm sending you a link. -some weird editor
But how else will you know we love you?
Aftermath of shitting out a Taco Bell burrito and a handful of fire sauce packets.
The mouth of a Sea Cucumber.
I wonder if she has that little fish that lives in there too. Beautiful symbiosis.
I’ll never understand these comments. Do you people have the weakest stomachs in the universe or something?
While I agree, I don't know what it is but every time I ate at panda express, regardless of location, I'd be on the shitter 20 minutes later like Mt Vesuvius. Haven't been back in years though so maybe I should give it another try.
You gotta get a stronger anus if that's happening after a few packets of fire sauce
You need at least a dozen packets of fire sauce before you can start to taste the spice. That stuff is weak.
Seriously what is up with this meme that Taco Bell is too spicy for people? Is it all a bunch of Midwesterners who think a taco is classified as exotic food still?
I never hear that it's too spicy, just that it makes them shit their pants. I'm convinced the lettuce, beans, and rice are the first sources of fiber they've seen in years.
I hope her breath doesn't smell as bad 🤮🤮🤮
A pulsating inflamed anal prolapse
Those aren't hemorrhoids, that's herpes. That's the kinda mouth you have from talking too much shit
Looks like a cows ass
Grew up on a farm and can confirm that is in fact what it looks like.
Why do their asses glitter though?
From so much lube.
Gets lonely out in the back 40.
All that glitters is gold
I got banned from a surgery subreddit for saying this, it wasn't a lie though
The goatse look
[Or a walrus.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/s/8EXMu5VNuj)
That walrus is cuter than her.
I am the Lorax! I speak for the trees!
lol I think that made my day.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
You're not the boss of me.
There’s teeth in there!
>There’s teeth in there! More the reason to.
Kinda want to tho.
r/amitheasshole
Would have been funny if she poked her tongue out
Welp, the tissue of the anus is, in fact, the same tissue lips are made of....so ...
Is it COVID related?
And if it is, what do we do about it?
Ow
I’d like to..ass you a question
Do you have a mint?
Perhaps some banaca?
Holy testicle Tuesday!
Finkle is einhorn
Einhorn is a man!
Oh god, Einhorn is a man!
Or several
Assholio Mio! Ahh Soddomia!
Aaalrighty then
This here is a top, *top* level comment, bravo.
I have these type of fish in my tank. The go along the bottom and suck up all the shit and algae
I also immediately thought about those fish.... Or maybe a snail
Think they're called plecos
Plecostomus
The fuck you want to make your face look like an anus for?
This is fetish content and men are paying her for this
... Do you ever wish you had both the will and desirability to do something so simple for money? Sometimes it looks so easy lol. Just stick your lips in a glass and create a vacuum and then make faces for a minute.
amouranth earned 57 million dollars in like 5 years with onlyfans, its all a matter of price
A lot of people criticize porn stars for “not having a future.” Any time I’ve seen one interviewed, they always sound like early retirement was the plan and they’ve budgeted what they earned. Socially there might issues, like when Riley Reid pouts that her boyfriend won’t kiss her when she comes home from work, but… financially, they seem to do better than most athletes, post-career.
Exactly why I dont get why prostitution is illegal in most countries. Its a normal business where workers are under labor law here in Germany
Prostitution has a long history. Earliest profession, after all. The thing is, even in legal instances in history it’s been a mess, to put it lightly. It needs some kind of oversight. Not illegal, but also not unregulated. My point is, there have been moments in history where legal prostitution was so heinous that it would make people want to outlaw it. For instance, a Japanese businessman selling his daughter to the yakuza to pay off loan debts. Or all the legal child exploitation that happened in Denmark and the Netherlands until as recently as the 2000s (the worst stopped in the 70s, when there were legal child porn magazines with personal listings of parents offering their children to other pedophiles). To be clear, I agree with you. It should be legal and regulated and taxed. I’m just devil’s advocating why people don’t want it to be legal.
Like professional athletes. You get to hear from the 1 in a 1000 cases.
Those are the ones who make it big. They're the outlier. In the middle are girls who make good/decent money. On the other financial end, there are women who make almost nothing. Getting into porn doesn't automatically mean millions.
For every 1 onlyfans millionaire, there are a million failed ones. Isn't it like the top 0.00001% making the big bucks and everyone else get the scraps? Just think about it for a second, if you where to actually pay for porn, you'd most likely not go for a random ass onlyfans... You'd probably pay for someone you recognized from somewhere\something.
Yeah I'd wager 75% of the posts from the NSFW reddits are by people pushing their OF or other similar service. So some people are getting more and more niche as a way to appeal to specific fetishes, but like if you aren't into "girls with seriously inflated lips with tons of lip gloss that looks like a plecostomus" then you aren't going to pay a dime.
And now onlyfans is so saturated with content creators that the average person makes 90/month from it.
> amouranth She had a built in audience from being a twitch thot though.
All you have to do is stick arm thickness dildos up your bum for 20h a day for a couple of years and you can retire.
She didn't make it because of onlyfans, she made it because she's a twitch streamer.
The thing it’s important to remember though is that while it sounds like easy money, most of them don’t make a fortune and some who do actually have to put in quite a bit of time, money and effort. Sure, some are lucky by being in the right place at the right time with the right look and they get rich quick but It’s sort of like the old “maybe I’ll just be a stripper haha” or “I should just deal drugs” that you hear. People don’t realize that it’s actually a grind and you usually have to be quite good at your craft to get a lot of money.
Exactly! GFE / Pro-Dommes are basically "on" every hour of the day. When someone can just message me and start throwing money, it's either: I stop what I'm doing and cater to them or, my rep takes a hit that I'm a bitch & that person trots off to the next person. And how much might I get for 30~60 minutes? $20? $50? $500+? No idea! Making set prices, discourages 90%+ of people that'll approach me.
I imagine setting prices introduces too much logic into an otherwise emotion and/or instinct-driven experience. Thinking kinda sucks, lol. Honestly that sounds mentally exhausting though, so props to those who can handle it.
Yeah sometimes I wish I had nice feet and no shame
So, it's not a filter, she really looks like that?
Eating ass is super popular these days. She’s just trying to combine a few fetishes lol
For some Men its sign that BJ gona be exceptional.
Like I’m getting sucked off by a water balloon
80% of that woman's shaft power is now sitting outside of her mouth. That blowjob is going to be shite.
Dune 2 is in theatres soon.
Yes doctor, give me the Shai Hulud special
Bless the maker and his water. Bless the coming and going of him. May his passage cleanse the world. And keep the world for his people.
Bless the maker and his water.
Imagine seeing this as your future, Paul likely would've killed himself.
This was his golden path
Please do not blasphemy Shai-hulud, they are not THAT scary!
The prolapsed anus that's poking out of her face, is making me extremely uncomfortable 😭
I am constantly amazed at the disfigurement some women will do to their bodies because they think it will make them more beautiful and desirable.
When she burps it count as a fart.
I wanna hear her raspberry with dem lips
Some kind of sea monster??
X files sucker guy https://imgur.com/gallery/VHXvG1d
Manatee comes to mind, or pleco
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Lamprey
I keep expecting her to fire an egg at me like Birdo from Super Mario Brothers.
Filter Feeder?
nah this the definition of a bottom feeder😭
Damn... Take my upvote.
This is like when Arnie removes the helmet of that predator.
A sphincter says what?
[girl, that's a bootyhole.](https://youtu.be/HYNoFwLFqXM?si=linnwfFg-2j4HU4O)
Show me your booty hole!! -saosin https://youtu.be/u5LWY245xCA?si=CYSh6d12E_psBj6-
That’s not an app camera filter?!
It’s not Follow /r/botchedsurgeries for a ton more just like it
Damn that was a wild ride
Has to be, right? Her cheeks don't move and her chin has no definition.
Yeah that’s just from all the Botox and plastic surgery. Shit don’t look normal anymore.
Right?
Found a cleaner fish, now where is the tank
The old Chocolate Starfish.
Cumbrellas ✅ Lips look like an a-hole ✅
Cumbrellas 💀💀
a balloon knot
https://i.imgur.com/Ha6gmaw.gifv
Girl get off the internet, you gotta song to sing at Jabbas Palace soon.
Would.
Looks like it would feel great lol
I’m flabbergasted by all the other comments.
Right, my first thought was looks a little weird but it probably feels amazing
You can go ass to mouth without even switching holes... It's the holy Grail!
Finally, reason
We call that MLA. Mouth like anus
Poor Trixie and her semen allergy.
In the end she couldn't avoid the juggernut
The brain bug from starship troopers?
Is that one of them sucker fish I’ve heard about?
I think that’s the point mate
Looking like the sucker on an octopus tentacle.
Wanda (Jamie Foxx) from in living color?
How do you kiss that? Just curious like, umm..... How uhh.
In the bird world they call it cloacal kissing.
With your penis.
Kiss?? Who would wanna kiss it? Ill fuck it with a cap on maybe?
I would love to make out with her. Just being honest here, looks like it would feel great.
I was about to say the exact opposite.
Try to open your mouth wide enough so it doesn’t get devoured along with the rest of your body
Hey anus lips.
I double-dog dare her to smooch a freezing flag pole
NOOT NOOT
Not quite the flex she thinks it is.
She probably makes a bunch of money off it to be fair.
My buddy has an aquarium she'd be handy for.
MLA
Reminds me of a burnt scallop
So... is the crossed-eyes thing supposed to be sexy? I see it so often these days, and just don't get the appeal.
A lamprey ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamprey
Ironically, her name happens to be Janus, not Janice.
anyone got the @
"Is this covid related?"
Alien. Beginning
Looks like my butt hole
man! u need to go to the doctor.....lmao
And the same thing probably comes out of both
Tell me you were part of a human centipede without telling me.
Ah! Yes, this reminds me of Brain Bug from “Starship Troopers”
Mynocks...
That’s a large anus. But what is it doin on her face
Nice butthole!
gremlins 2
Birdo, Mario 2
That’s enough internet for today
Nightmare fuel
Colorectal surgeon here. That definitely looks like a congested anus.
She looks like the monster from Starship Troopers.
a cows gaping anus.
Yeah looks like a swollen baboon butt. Or she got her lips stuck in the vacuum cleaner 🤣
Yuck
I’m guessing her breath smells like it looks.
God that's revolting
…hear me out.
No
# 🪠
those are not lips. that is a fleshlight
🤮
Eeeeew why.....the is the most unattractive thing. I don't understand why people do that.
Dang, that's craaazy.....what's her @ tho....
Shit hole
Finally it's fine to mix up anal and oral
Fucking EW. But also, ya know, lights out and unzip. I can always drink to forget afterwards.
Looks like goatse 💀
Noah, get the fucking boat.
why do people think this is attractive..?
Looks like what I imagine pingu's asshole looks like
I had a fish like that. It ate moss and kept the tank clean.
I wanna know what it look like now