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NotEnoughBoink

His buddies are never going to believe him.


Asleep-Algae-8945

Because he's dead.


Overkrein

Worth it


modi13

Doesn't matter, had sex


Saymynaian

In the strictest evolutionary terms, you're absolutely right.


KaranSjett

found the mantis!


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Death by snu snu


Katy-Moon

🤣🤣🤣


-Ahab-

No, dude, I swear!!!! She lives at another zoo!!!


anotherMrLizard

In Canada!


ElaineBenesFan

Tha's why he's taking a photo, duh!


badbatch

It's another dog. This is a screen shot from Only Canines.


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shandangalang

“She was fuckin’ lovin’ it too dude.”


AusCan531

Needs to be made into one of those old-style 'Inspirational' posters. ​ ***AMBITION!***


coccidiosis

**DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS**


Aknnja

#JUST DO IT!


HoneyShaft

#Cream Your Dreams!#


Grasmel

[Here you go](https://imgur.com/jn2OZ4D)


AusCan531

EXCELLENT WORK! Thank you. I'm inspired.


Northumberlo

Could probably centre the photo better so it’s not 25% trees, but other then that good job


gt59840

Victory or Death!!!


AusCan531

Or both!


jchampagne83

[Death by snoo snoo!](https://media4.giphy.com/media/37H5XhwrXuHPq/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952wq2m61wq6dcukp3rxqezfie112ndrbz3nm4weblt&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g)


ElaineBenesFan

Coming to Etsy very soon!


Tzunamitom

>old-style Those were pretty unironically common at the start of my career. Oh God, I’m old, aren’t I?


AnotherCableGuy

##OVERCONFIDENCE That feeling before you understand the situation


srandrews

If you want catdogs, this is how you get them.


tahcamen

*…alone in the world is a little Catdog!*


dearmax

CATDOG, CATDOG!


poopellar

Nickelodeon had some really whacky shows back then.


Pinksters

Ren and Stimpy. WB had some shit too, Animaniacs were rarely PG, Earthworm Jim was full of shit that made my dad laugh. This was back in like 1996.


cakatooop

I forgot the name of the show but was about a wallaby and he has a cow friend who was raised by wolves. His neighbor's wife is always flirting with him and I think at one point she SA'd him


tracenator03

Rocko's Modern Life. Loved that show as a kid.


cakatooop

Yes ty, I fondly remember that show


baxbooch

I remember Spongebob and Catdog came out around the same time. I thought SpongeBob would be so stupid and Catdog was just the best idea ever. Man I had that backwards.


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Here_is_a_tip

This dogs batting way above his league. Props brother ✊🐶


EastPost2022

Tigog


emperor_dinglenads

Nana-nana-nana-nana, nana-nana-nana-nana, CATDOG?


he77bender

You've heard of ligers...


jeanpaulsarde

Cogs... or dats... or dots?


thisguyeatschicken

Catdog (alone in a world with a little catdog!)


dagaderga

Togs or Digers?


AkaGurGor

DOGGING?


Rajang82

"One fine day with a woof and a purr"


thebudman_420

Chiwawa. Looks kind of like a cat dog to me. Or this kind of dog more specifically. https://www.businessinsider.com/viral-puppy-looks-like-mix-between-dog-and-cat-2020-3


VonDinky

Now I know how CatBug was made. Man that must have been a big bug!


BurmeseChad

How do you get a cat-Fish, then?


siphodeus

I heard the scientists were trying to bring back the extinct Thylacine…


PopGunner

FENTON! *oh Jesus Christ* FEENNTON!


notoriousbsr

Thank you, my cheeks hurt from laughing. I'd forgotten


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

Lol excellent reference


riancb

What’s it a reference too?


potatophantom

An absolute classic https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU?si=ifH4tfKrXX-X5Yvi


CamIsHungry

got that dog in him


Kangaroofies

They both do


xxdibxx

Dog getting some pussy. What is so wrong about that


Movedonnerlikeabitch

That’s some big pussy


Remixman87

That’s some dangerous pussy


falsevector

Yup. He's living dangerously anyway, might as well get some pussy


Movedonnerlikeabitch

Twas pussy that killed Kong(secretly dogs name)lol


BadAndNationwide

It’s all dangerous


rasticus

Pussy as big as a house


ListerfiendLurks

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway 😏


gsfgf

Not that unusual. Your mom got laid.


WakaWaka_

Dog didn't listen and stuck his dick in crazy


Albert_Poohole

Pussy hound


broughtitupagain

Lmfaoo


bomag67

C'mon, we have all banged outta our weight class once or twice


karmicrelease

Yup, although sometimes it is a cougar instead of a tiger


JTB696699

They’re all pussycats.


ZenkaiZ

I'm so down to bang an 8 foot tall chick. ​ Then cuddle afterwards


-Ahab-

I dated a girl who was 6’1”. Now *those* were some memorable hugs.


The_Determinator

Comment + username is just screaming for a white whale joke 🤣


showers_with_grandpa

Who doesn't love climbing?


doomgiver98

I want to stand up to go down.


Teyvan

Death...by snu-snu!


daredaki-sama

Is it in yet?


IndustryMade

take my shameful upvote


MasterJeebus

This is interspecies though. Its what makes it more wrong.


eidetic

> Its what makes it more ~~wrong.~~ Provocative. It really gets people going.


bandit4loboloco

Tiger is dominant in the streets, submissive in the sheets.


ElaineBenesFan

Angel in the kitchen, devil in the bedroom


JayElbey

Why females live longer than males...


slarpht

SCOOBY! NO!


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RonaldTheGiraffe

He always was a pervert.


KingZarkon

Purrvert. (yes I know big cats can't purr)


anakaine

He must be a catholic priest, because he would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for those pesky kids!


Tmachine7031

Rehehehehe


donny_pots

Zoinks scoob!


DankHooligan

*cue crying confused kid looking at them*


peperere

[Result](https://c.ndtvimg.com/2020-09/8sfk1db8_dog-painted-like-tiger_625x300_01_September_20.jpg)


_MikasaChan_

Has science gone too far?


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

I'd imagine all other dogs see him as their king now


thebageljew

A Diger


SeparateCzechs

She doesn’t seem to mind. I imagine since his penis isn’t barbed there’s no discomfort at all.


Ansiau

I mean, she probably likes them big too then. Cat dongs are generally small, even tigers have small weenies. That golden's dong is probably like 4x longer than a male tiger's, and probably thicker too. [Sauce](https://live.staticflickr.com/1681/25926754502_43c45a56fb_b.jpg) In all reality, Dog's probably getting some anal action, if he got it in at all.


deicist

Dude. You know a suspicious amount about animal dongs.


Ansiau

If you get to 40+ years old and haven't learned much about animal dongs, what kind of life is that really? A semi real answer? I am autistic and like biology a lot. Read a ton of different encyclopedias and anatomy books as a kid.


MagicHamsta

So....a typical redditor. One of us, one of us. >I am autistic and like biology a lot.


eremal

First time on reddit, huh?


404nocreativusername

Whatever I expected, it wasnt a tiger penis just straight up.


Human_from-Earth

This doesn't excuse you taking a tiger feom behind 😂 Also are we really sure the tiger is a she?


SeparateCzechs

Whether male or female, the tiger doesn’t look disturbed. Also, both male and female dogs mount others for a variety of reasons.


zootug74

If he was going out, he was going out on top! RIP you crazy sum’ bitch.


breischl

How does that saying go? "Riding the tiger is easy - getting the tiger off is the hard part"? Something like that...


milkshakes01

Risin' up, back on the street Did my time, took my chances


Korbelious

Brown eye of the tiger?


gettingthehangofthis

Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!


Tiefschlag

Shut up, Venkman.


Potatoking620

I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching.


AerondightWielder

Animals often imitate their human owners. So uh, I'm not calling you a pigfucker buuuut...


Potatoking620

You should call me by my name. Dwight K. Schrute. Want to buy some paper?


TennesseeBastard13

Kongfu panda six is getting too reall man


weaseltorpedo

why do the both look like "meh, close enough "


bellhall

Make-A-Wish has a canine department?


PatchworkRaccoon314

Dogs will fuck basically anything alive (and sometimes things that are not like dog beds) and cats in heat are pretty much insatiable. So this is probably a lot more common than you think.


Peter5930

I think this specific scenario is still rather rare.


Aadarm

Might not be as rare as you'd think. Dogs are often used with big cats and other animals to socialize them. They'll grow up with the dogs and spend a lot of time with them around.


Peter5930

Everyone loves dogs. I've seen those dogs rough housing lions.


JoySubtraction

What, you've never seen a pussy getting raw-dogged before?


nolotusnote

This picture is my entire dating history.


ElaineBenesFan

Are you the dog? Or the tiger? Are you bragging or complaining?


nolotusnote

I am the dog and I had no business with the women in my dating history. I can only hope this trend continues.


ElaineBenesFan

You've got to shoot for the stars! For the stripes, in this particular case :)


eidetic

Directions unclear, penis tangled in American flag.


unkudayu

Doggers!


Past-Product-1100

Punching up


Deluxe78

why must i be like that why must i chase the cat, must be the dog in me


hefty_load_o_shite

That's where striped orange dogs come from


Mocker-Poker

That’s my thought every time I see this pic posted 😂 like a 100th time’s


downhomegroove

Talk about "F around and find out". 🤣


Bitter-Hitter

To a quote an old post, “ Sometimes I feel like a dog at a llama orgy 🫤”.


Guygirl00

This has to be fake


BadIdeaSociety

Dog's Friend: What's up, dog? Dog: It's not, "What's up me.," it's "What's up the tiger." The answer to that question is me. Dog's Friend: What are you going on about? Dog: I banged a tiger. Dog's Friend: Buuuuuuuullshiiiiit. You didn't do a damn thing. Dog: (Pulls out smart phone, opens photos app) Dog's Friend: Dang, dude. 


greyjungle

“Tell em about the time you bagged a cougar.” “First of all, it was a tiger”


bigbluegrass

Next time the world tells you that you can’t do something, show the world this picture. “The minute I know a dog never fucked a tiger is the minute I’ll know my possibilities are limited”


NightmareOmega

Do you want Tidogs? Because this is how you get Tidogs!


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

Chadbrador retriever


TedW

The real Tiger King.


AcesInThePalm

Dog's all like "easy.....easy.....easy.....one wrong step and I'm fucked, but damn she fine"


DrNick2012

*record scratch* "Yeah that's me, getting boned by a dog... I bet you're wondering how I got here"


Nandabun

She loves him for his personality, don't judge.


bailaoban

That is the face of a tigress hitting rock bottom.


invictvs138

That’s some RUFF pussy.


bythelake9428

Poor dog thought she was a cougar


meglon978

His girlfriend is a real tiger in the sack.


Upvotespoodles

One fine day with a woof and a purr, a baby was born and it caused a little stir.


rilloroc

Don't know what you can catch if you don't fish.


JCButtBuddy

Doggie style


Atillion

I've always aimed out of my league too 🤷🏻‍♂️


LucHighwalker

I'm pretty sure beastiality is illegal.


Itzupz

He wants to be king of the jungle.


Agnosticfrontbum

"Apex predator my arse!"


xythrowawayy

Apex predator: "my arse!"


vertigo3pc

Leans down and whispers: "Now you got that dog in you too..."


reddit_user13

Mass hysteria!


riko_suabae

When you snag a 10 because of personality


Ok_Bunch_9193

I'm not saying I want to watch this But where can I watch this


AeliosZero

Tiger is literally getting it doggystyle!


Ok-Anything-5828

Sometimes you gotta shoot your shot.


Charlieuyj

He's making a dat.


rayvensmoon

That tiger looks like it's A-OK with what's going on.


Metroidman

Damn that tiger somehow has lower standards than me


Shotgun_Mosquito

I've got a tiger by the tail https://youtu.be/jBeOddejiGw?si=FLYUalkZeiZR4Tcr


austinmiles

You miss every you ball you don’t swing at.


TSCallie

This is the equivalent of having sex with a 900 pound bbw and servicing to tell the tail…


nonstick_banjo1629

Bro- they say men are dogs. But this behavior ahhhhh


zztop610

Tidog or Dogger?


Tumeric_Turd

Who let the dog out? 🎶🎵


talk_to_yourself

🎵 it's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival


Tumeric_Turd

You win. 🙇‍♂️ 😂😂


h3lblad3

In the heart of the darkness, In the brownest of eyes, Risin' up goes the boner, In the tiger~


WinterSux

First Ligers, now Doggers. Are Tigers the sl\_ts of the animal kingdom?


DrunkenGolfer

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.


EntertainmentOk3180

Homie said “would” And he meant that shit


Tocoapuffs

Dingos put it to the tigers. This is going to be sent between a very few select schools.


Gryph_The_Grey

Red Rover Drover


bwoods519

Origin of the Thylacine


achmejedidad

mass hysteria


Foxwasahero

When you still mad but know he's right


JMurda

That dog has a look like “I’m really doing this hey”. We’ve all been there.


blu_buddha

Who knew Scooby-Doo was a freak?


Thebigpicture42

That's no cougar.


snakepliskinLA

Adds whole new dimension to “service dog”.


UltraViolentNdYAG

Always the Lab...bad dog!


icedragon71

Diger? Tigeo?


UhhhhhhhhhhhOk

Me with the bad bitch I got by being silly


42northside

Dog: ready for action baby. Tiger: give it to me sugar.


Acrobatic-Engineer94

Did we get an update on the cubs?


Nighmarez

Dogs gunna dog


Smilee_Dee

Boy he's courageous!


Bear4891

Follow your dreams


Hatrick_Swaze

Boys hot mad GAME. Props to him.


HR_DUCK

I mean, after trying it Tiger style all your life, there is no shame in trying something different.