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Nickhastapee

Those are fly eggs


Draedark

By "fly eggs" I think he means "unhatched maggots."


hedgehogist

No by “fly eggs” he means “cool spawn”


[deleted]

Pretty fly for some larvae


perldawg

uno dos tres quatro cinco cinco seis


GaiaMoore

[For the poor Gen Zers who didn't get a chance to listen to this masterpiece in its prime](https://youtu.be/QtTR-_Klcq8?si=aprYas_Gfu5S_kYk)


mrconstantfuckup

Cheeseburgers and larvae - you gotta keep 'em seperated.


Wildkid133

HeyyyyAYYYYyea


whitewail602

Hey it's just protein. Don't pay no mind.


whitegrb

[All the goyim say I’m pretty fly for a rabbi](https://youtu.be/c1zktTCVrDs?feature=shared)


weirdest_of_weird2

[...churning lots of butter. Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another ](https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg?si=uHGQG28hubXX7vc2)


mybrotherpete

I really appreciate how this turned into a trip down 90s memory lane.


ooofest

>he needs some cool tunes not just any will suffice but they didn't have ice cube so he brought vanilla ice savage


Sea_Bookkeeper2879

Great Job! I sang this out loud when I read it


ClosetLadyGhost

He means extra protein


Sideways_X1

I think it is, "caviar au boeuf"


C_IsForCookie

French for “boof the caviar”


Nerdbag60

That made me snort. Thank you.


afterbirth_slime

I thought he meant fly eggs as in, those are some pretty fly eggs bro.


yooper1019

Unhatched McMaggots


thereddituser2

>unhatched maggots In some states they are just called maggots.


MEM1911

At this point OP has the tough choice of A. Return it for a new burger, being polite and understanding that bugs aren’t following human social norms. B. Hide the burger somewhere in the store and let the maggots have it, buy another burger, just so things get really petty. C. Go full karen/Kevin, clearly the workers are training flys to do this crap.


TheLastOpus

Dude if their are maggots/fly eggs on your food and at that amount, you DO get a manager or call corporate, this is a health risk, by not addressing it you are risking other people's health.


Khanzool

It really isn’t being a “Karen” to be angry about there being literal maggots in food that you buy.


xaulted1

Yeah. Fully agree. Being a "Karen" is flipping out because your burger doesn't have pickles. If my food has insect eggs, I'm losing my mind.


QueenInesDeCastro

I had someone's hair wrap around my teeth from a Panera breakfast sandwich last week. It was traumatic.


TheLastOpus

RIGHT?!?! like this is risking others people's health by not addressing this to a manager AND corporate! trying to be a nice person to not make people see you being mean is NOT being nice if it involves risking other peoples health, it's being a weak bitch.


alexthebeast

D. Eat it, like the gutter punk you are


blurblurblahblah

One time when I was young & a bigger asshole my friend & I put a McDicks hamburger in a library book & reshelved it. We went back a week later hoping to see a million flies but all we found was a petrified burger patty. No flies, no smell, it looked like a thin hockey puck & it was almost as hard.


justboozer

McMaggot eggs...


patricky6

Mcfly eggs. That sammich just needs to hit 88mph.


ITstaph

At least it wasn’t chicken.


Neoxite23

Natures seasoning.


stacyknott

extra protein!


Daveallen10

It's a McDouble the protein!


MastrOvNon

They gotta make that nutritional value minimum somehow


themustacheclubbitch

It’s crazy it’s not just the meat but on the pickle too? How did this get put together without them falling off?


PirbyKuckett

https://i.imgur.com/ZllnJqH.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ADd2eTc.jpg


DolphinSweater

Um, no thank you.


CouchPotatoFamine

WTF you had to pick those images in particular, barf...


its10pm

It kind of looks like little grains of rice.


mynameisnotthom

McGots


haversack77

With extra flies


cool_BUD

More protein


fishee1200

McMaggots yuck!


MarinatedCumSock

I like to mush them into a paste and dip my fries in it


myoldaccountlocked

( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)


Karakara16

Uhhh.....you need to contact your local health department yesterday.


Vanillabean73

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR


MrPanda663

Grab mi shovel my boy.


ashemoney

it's all icky and corpse-y!


Pyrhan

Shovel? What do you think went in the patties?


Darkness_Everyday

The dark deed you requested is done, sir.


Kierik

At least meat is back in the patty!


Sir_Keee

Why the health department? They clearly left the burger out for too long. No way you would have fly eggs like this on a pickle and a cooked patty. If they were there when the burger was make, they would no longer be in a cluster.


SalvadorP

That's a good observation. Edit: Other people are saying that flies lay eggs really fast.


soggyballsack

Not that fast though. It must have been a really slow McDonald's to have a burger sitting around for hours.


TigerChow

Isn't it still a health department/inspection issue? Or would it fall under FDA? Idk, whoever inspects restaurants for health and safety, they still need to.be notified, lol.


Sir_Keee

My comment states this did not happen at the restaurant.


urethrascreams

You must not realize how quickly a fly can land and lay eggs. You can have the cleanest kitchen in the world but all it takes is one pregnant fly getting in and laying eggs in a few seconds. Calling the health department wouldn't make a difference here. Shit just happens and there's only so much that can be done to try and mitigate it.


YouGotTangoed

The question is how the hell does that make it past the burger handler


zxck_vro

no seriously. it doesn’t take 20/20 vision to see that while your handling the entire burger-making process


Legendofstuff

It could have happened in between the time from made to wrapped, even while wrapped if it was loose enough for a fly to get in, boom eggs. These flies lay eggs fast, like seconds. OP could’ve gotten it in restaurant and walking from counter to table could be enough time. If that was a drive home or delivery that’s tons of time after the burger itself was last seen. Since they’re on the pickle too I’d bet these were laid well after assembly.


YouGotTangoed

I’ve worked as a chef. Usually situations like this are because a multitude of fuckups happened. Why are flies there? Because the bins haven’t been taken out for a while. How did the fly land on the burger? Because it wasn’t covered, the fly lamp is broken, and the pickle container has no lid. I doubt it’s the first fly egg burger, and doubt it’s the last


Robinsonirish

Because it's fast food prepared by a minimum wage worker. Not to get too corporationy but from what I've read McDonalds has some of the highest industry standards when it comes to health. While this is disgusting, considering the amount of burgers they prepare worldwide daily, it's bound to happen now and then.


urethrascreams

Fast paced environment. They aren't looking at the food, just slapping it together as fast as possible. Or they are just stupid. During the height of covid, I went to a McDonald's for some burgers. The employees happened to be celebrating another employee birthday. I watched some chucklefuck employee pull down his mask and blow a noise maker all over my burger as he was preparing it, covering it in spit I'm sure.


LucilleBluthsbroach

I hope you refused that burger.


urethrascreams

I can't remember what I did with it lol. I was drunk and ripped the employees a new asshole loud enough for the entire store to hear.


MedicSF

Exactly. What food service worries about is mice/rats and cockroaches.


Abyss_Trinity

Unless it's different in this McDonald's, the meat is kept in plastic bags in a cooler, which then gets thrown on this pressure oven type thing. This begs the question of how this situation even could happen.


gcruzatto

The only ingredient I can think of that could be left open long enough for this is the pickles, but you'd think that's too acidic for a fly to want to lay eggs on. There's no way this is just an oopsie. This is either deliberate, staged by OP, or a real code violation is going on.


mi_nombre_es_ricardo

Yesterday? oh man by today they might be already dead.


You_can_ask_me

McFlyEggs


4115R

Soon to be McMaggots


SmashingLumpkins

WcMaggots*


_heidin

McGots


strangeapple

[Helloo? Helloo? Anybody home, eh? Hey! Think McFly, think!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfs38mrZF-4&t=25s)


mediumokra

McFly, your shoe's untied.


Educational_Ad_2619

Amazing how clean/undisturbed they look despite being included in the burger making process...


Eddie_shoes

What they didn't mention is this burger was left out for a day or two after they bought it.


thefluffyburrito

The amount of people on reddit who apparently leave fast food around for the next day astounds me. I wouldn't be shocked if this were the case. I wouldn't ever trust fast food the next day.


reddit_poopaholic

Considering there are eggs on the pickle, too. Highly unlikely they were laid during the burgermaking process. Edit: OP admitted that Burger was unattended for 20-40 minutes


m48a5_patton

Fly saw an opportunity and took it. Also, who waits that long to eat a fast food burger?


jabbadarth

While it's unwrapped. Like OP got home, grabbed a plate and meticulously plated his unwrapped burger then walked away for half an hour.


TheKlaxMaster

Clearly a lunatic


Kng_Wasabi

Nah that’s not a lunatic, that’s a stoner who got high and forgot about the burger


schlucks

the best fast food is cold and soggy


MikeTheBee

Such a wide range, 20 minutes vs 40 minutes.


derprondo

There's a ChubbyEmu video about a girl who ate a day old burger. Apparently she often would eat half a burger, then leave it sitting on her desk all night and then eat the rest for breakfast. I don't want to ruin the twist, but: >!Her illness had nothing to do with the old burgers, she ate tainted lettuce!<


xayzer

You can probably trust left-out fast food a lot more than home-cooked food, due to the amount of preservatives. In my experience, fast food burgers that have been left out just start to dry out, they don't even get moldy or rotten.


Diet_Clorox

Yeah as someone who is guilty of dropping a McDonald's fry between my car seats and not cleaning it until a few weeks later; that shit is probably perfectly edible, albeit hard as a rock and dessicated.


Dire87

I'd hazard a guess that many do it so they can post shit on reddit and complain. I'm willing to believe a lot of shit these days, but you can't tell me this burger went out like this... I mean, how?


BurntPineGrass

People who think this needs to be out for more than an hour for this to happen are crazy. This can happen very quickly. We held a barbecue once with the family, and about half an hour after we ate, fly eggs were found deposited on a piece of leftover chicken.


Eddie_shoes

My point was that this didn't come from the restaurant like this.


BurntPineGrass

That’s true, tough you weren’t the only one mentioning leaving food out for a long time. I think some people overestimate the time a fly needs to deposit eggs.


Dire87

Honestly, I've been living on this earth for almost 37 years now (mind you, not in the US), and I haven't had a fly lay its eggs on any food stuff I've accidentally left out in the open. They're not even infesting my trash can, which is actually left open, because closing the lid is turning the contents into smelly goo. The only issue I sometimes have here are fruit flies, who just love that kind of shit, but they're hardly an issue, just a bit annoying at times. I almost consider them summer time pets (not pests) now.


panlakes

This happens in the span of seconds, if even that. It certainly didn't occur during the process of making the food.


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Fyrefawx

Seriously how do people believe this. Fly larvae doesn’t just magically appear on meat while it’s being made. That patty would have been in a warmer and then taken out and then assembled into this. It’s likely that OP left this out at home and their local flies got into it.


Revlis-TK421

They would have been laid after the burger was made. Flies lay eggs pretty quickly. More of a disgorgement than laying individual eggs.


Daggers21

They're also on the pickles it looks like. Seems unlikely and was probably left out by OP or someone else at home.


realfolkblues

Those are fly eggs. They will hatch as maggots .


skiattle25

Why would you let them hatch??


PGP-

Use em for fishing


e_hoodlum

This guy casts


00WORDYMAN1983

There is no way I believe you didn't put those there yourself just so you could post here. They're so fucking clean. No grease. Nothing. Those were not on there when the burger was wrapped and given to you. Try harder next time


Moose_Joose

Imagine ruining your shitty McDonald's burger for shitty internet points lol


[deleted]

People have done worse, for less.


TheKrnJesus

Extra protein.


Coymatic

eggstra protein


DarthLysergis

r/technicallythetruth


togetherwem0m0

Looks fake. Mcdonalds food, the way they process it, this is pretty much impossible. Unless you bought one and let it sit out like this


szo1

Those eggs were not on the meat as they fresh and are not cooked.


togetherwem0m0

I believe the burger was left out and allowed atleast one fly to lay eggs on it. The burger looks dry and cold. If this happened the bun would've smashed the eggs around and mixed them with ketchup mustard and pickles.   Totally staged.


RamblingSimian

Seems plausible, since the flipping the burger would have knocked off most eggs.


o0_bobbo_0o

Fake or not, this definitely happened after the burger was made and wrapped.


scarymonst

Agreed. This is fake.


Leading_Scar_1079

Eggs


nocciuu

EGG


SmallRocks

That burger patty looks dry as hell. Is this even a freshly made sandwich?


Rooooben

That’s a patty left out for 25-30 minutes after it’s cooked. During a rush, we’d fry up 196 patties at once and pile them in hot holding. The ones exposed to air look like this after 30 minutes (we were allowed to keep them for 40 minutes after cooking)


Closefacts

That patty looks pretty dry, for it to be a fresh burger. Did you leave it sit out for a while? There is no way eggs would be sitting nicely like that, with how the food is prepared in the back.


bcisme

Not to defend the mega corp but… …that doesn’t look like a McDonald’s bun…


CDragon00

How long has that been sitting on your desk waiting for a fly to come along?


MulberryDeep

Thats not how that works, they are completely unharmed, you let the burger sit out long and tried to farm some karma


Individual-Guide-274

This is for attention. McDonald's is a lot of things but the way the food gets handled this is not possible. Delete this shit


keninsd

Probably better for you than what it's made from.


Jammylegs

You’re eating maggots Michael.


Acrobatic_Law5598

There's no way this came from McDonald's. I worked there. Made burgers. Kitchen staff see it all and this would never happen. Burger is cooked. Condiments are packaged. Those are too clean and have never come in contact with food before this picture was taken.


Mattimvs

Step 1: leave a burger on counter for a week Step 2: take a picture and post on Reddit Step 3: gather karma


Mindless_Ad1272

Good old fly eggs


SlimCharles17

that’s not a mcdonalds burger


Enigma_Green

That burger must have sat out a while to have eggs on it


WillLurk4Food

I dunno, what did you put on there?


LeCrushinator

These fly eggs couldn’t have been in that meat before it was cooked, or they wouldn’t look like this. After the meat is cooked it’s put into a burger almost immediately and then wrapped up where no fly could get to it. I don’t see how this would be possible, unless the eggs were laid after the burger was unwrapped.


its_just_flesh

An order of small flies


maineac

McMaggots!!!


itsLunaBxtch

Pretty fly for a white guy


[deleted]

Why, it’s McMaggots!


vegemitecrumpet

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


therealkaptinkaos

There's no way these were on the burger when it was served.


skeletonbreath

Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?


ShyShimmer

Forbidden rice


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Panic_1

It's an egg sandwich now


TheRebelNM

Whew! That meat is hard to look at!


SpasmAndOrGasm

Weird to see this given that McDonalds doesn’t rot compared to regular meat, it just dries out and shrinks


ozzyfuddster

Extra protein


Jokesiez

Dude what the f


Punch_Your_Facehole

I'm not a fan of eggs on a burger.


AndehJD

I recoil every time I see this on Reddit, praying I'm never on the other end of these pics.


DarthNemecyst

McLarva double. Now with extra protein.


pcbwes

McProtein


mylifesregerts

Soon to be McMaggots


No_Software_8402

McMaggots


TheFaceStuffer

Could be sesame seeds cooked together that fell off from the toaster, could be raw reg onions, or it could also be something horrible.


Saint-Queef

McEggs. Wait a few days they become McMaggots


Dirt973

McMaggots


YepThatLooksInfected

McMaggots


faunysatyr

All beef patty, pickles special sauce & maggots too.


zjara

Extra protein (fly eggs)


LarryBirdsGrandpa

A lawsuit


nahteviro

I call bullshit. How could that even get there without you noticing unless you left it open outside for 2 hours before deciding to look at it?


Cultural-Company282

McGgots.


Poppa_Mo

Mmm. About to have some McMaggots.


marshallvv

That’s just the Mc Parasite


shade845

Cool beans on the side please


SwivelPoint

extra protein


calittle

What, are you blind, McFly?


AdThat4605

This is BS. There's no way a burger at a fast food would be left out long enough for a fly to lay all those eggs. This is probably a disgruntled employee. I hate these kinds of stupid posts..


michael_trevor

The mcthats wack the fuck


BeyondXpression

Your first mistake was going to McDonald's....


Disaro

There’s blood on those patties 🍉


tzimon

McTrouble


CandidExcitement6311

Do you see how the piles are not mashed or scattered? It looks like somebody wasn’t quick enough, and a fly landed and did its business after the burger was unwrapped.


i_like_pie_and_beer

Disgusting. Out of curiousity though, if OP didn’t realize this and ate the burger (and eggs), what would happen?


jeet225

Ah the new Mc Double Diarrhea!!!!!


PsyShoXX

Bonus protein!


rishisingh1992

Extra protein 


Miserables-Chef

Why's the burger cooked but the maggot eggs aren't?


vegsmashed

Extra protein


yourmothersgun

Extra protein.


Spoomplesplz

McEggies


lordsaladito

mcrice


Necessary-Green1455

McClaim


mrlotato

Spice. Take a bite


I_LOVE_PUPPERS

How does a fly fit so many eggs in?!


ZapatillaLoca

looks like eggs


mrdan1969

McMaggots. Save the pic for a McLawsuit


shmorky

Bug breach!


SynthPrax

Thems is insect eggs of somekind. 🤢 But what really has me puzzled is the meat looks cooked, but the eggs aren't. Like how long has that patty been sitting around?


Ok-Maintenance-2775

I believe that would be classified as a Royale due to the eggs. 


spiciesttrout

Baby rice


No-Honey-9786

McFuckThat!


Arcanisia

Well it ain’t rice


Wildkid133

“Helldivers, we need to nip this mission in the bud. Those damn pests are after our most DEMOCRATIC ASSET”


Outerspaced_Cadet

Extra protein