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Dorkapotamus

That will totally stop an arm and not get your fingers bit off


korinthia

Err as someone who has attempted to bite off a finger in a fight it’s fully not gonna happen, you’ll just wake up the next day with sore teeth. Edit: I understand it’s possible it’s just hard to actually execute


Cador0223

You have to hit them with the death roll after you get a grip.


Ete2nal

You're not supposed to bite right on the bone 😂


korinthia

Unfortunately they were not willing to let me line up my shot.


Silly-Conference-627

We have been told at school in first aid classes to never put our hands into an unconscious person's mouth because they could suddenly tense up and bite down. We were told that even unresponsive people still have an active brain meaning that they would actually wait for you to start pulling your fingers out and bite down the hardest at the knuckle. Not really relevant to your comment but still wanted to share a cool fact which you have reminded me of.


forhekset666

How are you gunna clear the mouth/airway of debris?


Gareth274

Use a toe instead of a finger. Much safer.


phleapa

Alright now, Quentin Tarantino.


Kentot_Kerensky

Im gonna end up licking your toe.


Sil369

Alright now, Quentin Tarantino.


ded_ch

Use two fingers to squeeze their cheeks between their teeth. If they bite down they will bite their own cheeks and will reflexively stop biting down. At least, that's how we were thought in first aid class.


forhekset666

Interesting. I'm qualified it's just never come up.


Silly_Balls

Unzips Ha gonna have a hardtine getting this down. Any port in a storm boys


Silly-Conference-627

Supposedly you need to tilt the head back.


tango_41

You hit a knuckle and those babies just pop right off. Don’t ask me how I know.


lexm

Yea you have to bite at the joints…


[deleted]

I'm vegetarian but that doesn't exclude human flesh


unfiltered_needs

How was their finger tho?


MrPartyWaffle

Bite, break skin, pull. Like chicken wings.


Wendypants7

\*urrrp\* Oh, god, please don't make me think of 'degloving'!


EbagI

As someone who sees this shit multiple times a year, if you get the joint, you absolutely can bite off a finger


chomstar

This comment is the real wtf


vegasidol

Multiple times a year...


EbagI

Yes, healthcare 🤙


Triumphxd

Hah I would expect a lot of lost fingers due to accidents but biting them off? That’s crazy


SnakeHelah

You could probably crush it with your molars


Nozza_

Did the teacher put you both in timeout after the brawl?


MrMgP

You bite between the bones lol


McGrarr

During my days as a bouncer I saw fingers bitten off completely three times and more mangled than I can count. All drunk women.


thegrt1

Would you still bite down if he didn’t wash after wiping? 🤔


Khorvo

I accidentally did this to a defender while playing pickup basketball and it was way more sensual than either of us expected


oced2001

A girl in highschool did something similar to me. She told me to hold out my palm and close my eyes. Then she said imagine a six inch girl is standing on my palm. Then she told me to point to the girl's head. Then point to her feet. Then point to her vagina. When I did that she put my finger in her mouth. TLDR: in highschool a girl let me finger her mouth.


spareminuteforworms

That sounds hot as fuck. The way you tell it leaves me feeling you may have not capitalized on the scenario. But perhaps you are being a gentleman and not telling further.


SuitableClassic

"I wonder if she likes me?"


kmk4ue84

"no she's probably being nice or is from Canada or something"


Schen5s

That would totally be my thought process. Then I go home and masturbate furiously


DJErikD

Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver! She cooks like my mother, and sucks like a Hoover!


BinkyFlargle

lol, it's a cliche because it's true. I had a girl write in my yearbook "we should hang out this summer, here's my number", surrounded by hearts. And I said to myself "Gosh, she's so nice, I wish I had a chance with a girl like her."


karzbobeans

You never really know. Ive had obvious signs like that and when i try to take them up on it they suddenly become dodgy and unavailable. Sometimes i think people are very flirty but dont mean it.


Worried_Tonight1287

You're not wrong. A friend of mine in highschool (we knew eachother since kindergarten) would get changed in front of me, sit on my lap and grind on me when we would hang out sometimes, even said "it'll happen one day" and we even made out a couple times when out partying. Well, one time I brought up the one day thing annnd.... it was a "omg lol, no we're like best friends"and we were, but yeah...anyway girls can be confusing to say the least.


WTFwhatthehell

You may have been the backup plan....


SuitableClassic

Oh I know, I was equally oblivious.


zoltar_thunder

I had a girl tell me she could teach me more about love and gave me her number, I said "no thanks I don't like to talk on the phone" I still wake up in cold sweats at 1 Am thinking about that sometimes


SuitableClassic

Call her up right now. Give us an update.


zoltar_thunder

Yeah, I don't think my wife would like that lmao, also it's been nearly 10 years since that


oced2001

We did go out a couple of times but that was it.


Arkanta

OP is a chad


Familiar_Ad3884

she probably learn from this deadly martial arts move


C_M_O_TDibbler

And that's how you lost your job as a teacher....


riptaway

I don't get what the goal is supposed to be there... You point to air and she sticks her finger in your mouth? Is it supposed to represent something?


moomooraincloud

Vagina


WeaponizedKissing

> You point to air and she sticks her finger in your mouth? She put her mouth around their finger, at the same time as the finger was pointed to a vagina.


OMNeigh

This guy still wouldn't get the hint smh


DuckCleaning

She stuck oced2001's finger in her mouth.


jackleggjr

This guy stole my foreplay technique.


Familiar_Ad3884

and turn it into deadly martial arts techniques


TheDuckkingM

somebody tweeted: "if you pull on a guy's hair and push fingers in his mouth, you unlock their control panel"


snakechamer404

No bite force or fear of blood borne pathogens


A_Perez2

Indians or Pakistanis..., without fear of anything. There is no bacteria, virus, fungus or mold that has not passed through their bodies at least 5 times.


ashrashrashr

These guys are Indians.


MysteriousVDweller

Bloodborne you say?


RolfIsSonOfShepnard

I’ve seen too many Indian street food vendors to think the finger guy is giving more diseases to the other guy than the other way around if the bite breaks skin.


octopornopus

Probably knows the guy is vegetarian...


This_is_opinion

Nah that's not the shit wiping hand.


Mindless_harder

Tutorial on how to lose your fingers.


cmcewen

People don’t realize how strong bites are. Even human ones. You will regret having your hand in there


Danielarcher30

Yeah, i think i read somewhere that the jaw is the strongest muscle in the human body, and that we could shatter our own teeth with it if our brain didnt stop us


Axle-f

My teeth must have moved recently because the bite force on the left side sometimes go way too high and hurts my own teeth.


SadAd2653

This is definitely a sex thing for the "instructor". Anyone with at least half a brain knows better than to let someone bite their fingers off. His students are either dumb or they also "like" it.


Sigma2937

What if the attacker closes his mouth before attack?


Familiar_Ad3884

The teacher finger is like a snake still can crawl silently into. watch the video to see his move when the student close his mouth.


AzlanGreat

Worse, what if the attacker closes his mouth after the attack?


Sigma2937

There will be no opportunity for kadigilam badigilam


GadreelsSword

How to get your finger bitten off


Familiar_Ad3884

The teacher knew the student will never bite his finger for sure


icky_boo

Lame AF , another fake martial arts wannabe. As if your first instinct isn't to bite down hard on whatever is in your mouth when the adrenaline kicks in.


crandlecan

r/Bullshido


Doubleoh_11

Buddy is just casually standing there with buddy’s fingers down his throat haha. That part can’t be overlooked


thehealingprocess

*Steven Seagal has entered the chat*


ccooffee

*...and immediately sat down*


Seldarin

As if you're going to be able to line your fingers up with a mouth as someone is charging you. Both dudes were going 10% speed and he still needed help getting it in.


caspissinclair

The Mandible Claw! Bah gawd we could have a new champ!


fallingblue

Lmfao I love that after standing there for like 45 seconds with his finger down that guys throat, he makes a surprised “huh” when the guy makes a noise


TrippieTragedy

I dont understand how these Bullshido artists even make a living... And then I remember that people are fucking stupid and will beleive anything.


Familiar_Ad3884

not suprised me at all. Even stupid religion like cult have so many followers.


lessbunnypot

WTF im watching this hahahahaha. That dude in red seems stun paralyzed with this technique 🤣


mrrichiet

I think I heard the word carotid so I guess he's stopping his blood supply to his brain.


No-Construction8687

0:40 -URGH -HUH?


Familiar_Ad3884

😂


firedmyass

some people pay extra for that


Familiar_Ad3884

probably the red shirt dude


firedmyass

yeah ain’t strugglin one bit


MadeInTheUniverse

He stuck his finger up his ass moments ago so he can spread his e.coli


HistoryGuy581

Mankind was doing the mandible claw way back in the day. Not impressed


aminorityofone

how is this not the top comment.... ah yes. We are old and most people on reddit have no idea. Sigh.


MiseryEngine

MICK FOLEY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT !


Familiar_Ad3884

with stinky sock on


spareminuteforworms

How can he slap!? Well he can't slap for I've done this one simple trick. Look how casually and retarded I look while he tries to slap. But he can't. It's a guaranteed can't slap maneuver. Dickhead even opened his mouth wide while he tried a slap.... amateur.


Weemcar1

Taste your mum! 😬


HeDuMSD

The only thing stopping the dude in orange is the boner he got after the self defence technique


Familiar_Ad3884

probably already orgasm that why stay still while the master do his move


RookTheGamer

Next he'll demonstrate his deadly wiener.


Abdab420

CHOMP!


CdnPoster

Oh, he's missing Mr. Socko!!! BTW, Mankind (Catcus Jack/Mick Foley) did it better than he's doing it. If he really wants to have a "deadly" finger, he should jab the attacker in the windpipe. Hard to attack when you're trying desperately to breathe.


Familiar_Ad3884

The master don't waste time and go straight into the mouth.


OgdruJahad

I had no idea India had their own Steven Seagal.


becauseOTSS

The student (if he even is lol) didn't even try to come at him. Because it would be so easy to go at someone and go straight into their mouth 😂. And you wouldn't even want to do that anyways. Disadvantage from the jump. 👎


A-Trian8

It’s the mandible claw!!!!


werewolf_pinata

The mandible claw!


gregorychaos

I only speak American (especially today) so I don't know what is being said, but does that man not have any teeth


_Perma-Banned_

First, put your fingers in your ass


DBH1122

Who comes in swinging with their mouth open??


naeads

Jecki did


bhola-bhaiya

Did nobody see the name? That's a dead giveaway - McDojoLife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Trollimperator

personally, i believe indians fed others so much bullshit, that they started believing in the bullshit they made up.


tupokas

The next move is a deadly dick. Deep theroats are really painful 🤭


Brotoloto

I’d bite down and say “get that disgusting ass thing out of my damn mouth!”


StoviesAreYummy

Tickle my tonsils daddy, ooo daddy tickle them harder daddy.


pyeeater

Making Steven Seagull proud.


Fuzzywalls

Hate to see where that finger goes if the guy is facing the other way.


Familiar_Ad3884

probably ninja kakashi backside a$$ move


ElricDarkPrince

He’s using that technique on the wrong hole


iPat24Rick

If you do this with a sock over your hand, it will do extra damage.


A1eafFa11s

Mandible claw


erck_bill

Kinky


ismh1

Again, am I supposed to be licking them or not?


DevilsDarkornot

Smell my finger got so much worse


Silly_Balls

First effective bullshido Ive seen Honestly if I'm in a fight and someone checks my prostate from my fucking mouth im rethinking a lot of shit in my life. In fact I'm probably killing myself later that day... i cant live like that


Familiar_Ad3884

probably can do arggh -huh


golgoth0760

You're toast if you're a mouth breather


QuieroSerTuya

Hope them fangahs was clean..


puzilla

Rex-kwon-do


copingcabana

"Why does it taste of poop."


Impressive-Eye-1096

Its deadly because he washes shit with that hand!


OlParker

Fingering the opponent’s mouth in the middle of a fight: “You open your goddamn mouth right now”


lightscribe

Bro I would be punching and slapping with reckless abandon if someone did that to me, wtf are these stupid videos?


joeyb82

That's some Steven Segal-level bullshit


Vermillion_V

I have been playing Elden Ring lately and I know when to dodge roll when that downward hand slash's about to hit me. Then I will counter with a finger attack to the butthole.


SuedeBuffet

"You don't know where I've been Lou!"


ClassyyBabe

You can avoid being bitten if you put it in a different mouth down there.


Safe_Alternative3794

You clipped the most important part; soak the aforementioned death finger in the Ganges for a week continuously and never wash. Gives it that plus on poison dmg and a chance to stun.


-Dubwise-

If only teeth existed.


Scary-Nobody177

Gay


nadmaximus

You see, as soon as he hits the dude's G-spot, he begins orgasming continually and is paralyzed.


tictacdoc

r/bullshido


HUMBLEBxY69

Trust me when i say this if this ever happens to me you wont be losing your fingers you will be losing your life.


Familiar_Ad3884

and virginity too 😁


Dysentarianism

Next you have to block his erection.


ImJustKat

I would just bite his fingers off. Maybe I've got strong teeth but I can bite through pork rib bones so yeah. Fingers would be easy lol


EwOkLuKe

People understimate how strong their jaw is, you can bite through a finger like butter if you want to.


Familiar_Ad3884

why dont the guy in red bite. mystery


EwOkLuKe

He clearly is enjoying the deep throat ... lol


AltruisticSpot5448

Through skin you mean? You absolutely can’t bite through a finger bone like it’s peanut butter. You might be able to get through it but it’s gonna take a lot of force


shanesnes

this make me laugh so hard and cant stop it 😂


Spiritual-Bear4495

Hang on a second. Did the guy in the red shirt lick the other guy's finger?


ledzep2

Effective if he just came out of the restroom


JackAndy

Even if you win here, you still lose. 


10ballplaya

21 jump street vibes


Tigerkix

I thought this was a key and Peele at first


Blew-By-U

Mick Foley has entered the chat. Aka Mankind and Socko.


Familiar_Ad3884

haha with stinky sock 🧦


Dadskitchen

he's just retrieving a bit of bhaji from between his teeth


white_star_32

LOL I love McDojo!!! Great guy with all the best content!


BeenDills47

Ah yes. The Mumbai Mandhandler. I hear this move is also a favorite pickup technique by single Indian men


Feldiez

I guess finger fuk*** with dirty fingers can be poisoning...


Hekami

The first human instinct in a fight situation is to tense up and grit your teeth. Idk who this guy has been fighting as I haven't been getting in fights around gay bars.


Familiar_Ad3884

The master finger is like a snake. He sure will sneak it into the opponent mouth.


AstroSonicDrive

Sir, you haven’t had your daily dose of curry


ChaosMarine70

Dirty Sanchez the killer move !


AllHailMonkeyKing

He just done cleaning his ass with those fingers


Demon_Moose_

That finger is mine now


wised0nkey

Take a look at what I’m wearing, people. You think anybody wants me to stick my finger in their face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!


Tastesicle

I think it's supposed to be the human equivalent of sticking your thumb in a biting dog's ass? But then, the human equivalent really is just shoving your thumb into an attacking human's ass.


sn0m0ns

Two in the pink one in the stink will get'm every time


TOPMO3

Folks breathe through your nose during fights. But the real master will find another hole to stick his fingers in.


syl60666

Like the Vietnamese general in the Ladykillers but far less entertaining. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-QsnV8KUXl8


Aconit_Napellus

Kinky


ernster96

When that doesn’t work you can poke him in the eye with your stump.


Valk93

r/TheMcDojoLife


dontwannaposthere

Bare handed Mister Socko!!


McGrarr

Bite and fall backwards into a roll. Technically just bite but the roll makes it look better. You'd be better off putting your finger up the nose and getting a grip.


sg22throwaway

The thing is, you don't know what he's such his finger in right before this demo.....


chizzipsandsizalsa

Just bite down


TacitusMortuus

Bullshido!


uberdog50

This has to be legit, he got an Adidas sponsorship!


OkSecretary227

Maybe the idea is to choke the opponent with the bitten off finger, just maybe.


No-Cost1252

That's his whipping hand, homies as good as dead, chorro.


Honest-Quarter4444

Using one’s dismembered finger to choke one’s opponent


Meemeemiaw23

scratch ur arse first then do this trick. It's gonna be very effective.


RCalliii

Turns out certain very talented ladies have trained for this exact scenario for years.


TJzzz

5 pounds to chomp off a finger.


driftking428

/r/bullshido


lessbunnypot

This is real deal of martial arts called kalaripayattu. The oldest martial arts in the world originated from India.


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ExecrablePiety1

These martial arts techniques always seem to require that your attacker stand perfectly still and not use his arms. Not just here, but in practically ever demonstration of bullshit martial artists. Not saying all martial artists are bullshit. Just guys like this.


sakkara

I love how he opens his mouth and spa the attack because master wants to stick his finger in.