Err as someone who has attempted to bite off a finger in a fight it’s fully not gonna happen, you’ll just wake up the next day with sore teeth.
Edit: I understand it’s possible it’s just hard to actually execute
We have been told at school in first aid classes to never put our hands into an unconscious person's mouth because they could suddenly tense up and bite down.
We were told that even unresponsive people still have an active brain meaning that they would actually wait for you to start pulling your fingers out and bite down the hardest at the knuckle.
Not really relevant to your comment but still wanted to share a cool fact which you have reminded me of.
Use two fingers to squeeze their cheeks between their teeth. If they bite down they will bite their own cheeks and will reflexively stop biting down.
At least, that's how we were thought in first aid class.
A girl in highschool did something similar to me. She told me to hold out my palm and close my eyes. Then she said imagine a six inch girl is standing on my palm.
Then she told me to point to the girl's head. Then point to her feet. Then point to her vagina. When I did that she put my finger in her mouth.
TLDR: in highschool a girl let me finger her mouth.
That sounds hot as fuck. The way you tell it leaves me feeling you may have not capitalized on the scenario. But perhaps you are being a gentleman and not telling further.
lol, it's a cliche because it's true. I had a girl write in my yearbook "we should hang out this summer, here's my number", surrounded by hearts. And I said to myself "Gosh, she's so nice, I wish I had a chance with a girl like her."
You never really know. Ive had obvious signs like that and when i try to take them up on it they suddenly become dodgy and unavailable. Sometimes i think people are very flirty but dont mean it.
You're not wrong. A friend of mine in highschool (we knew eachother since kindergarten) would get changed in front of me, sit on my lap and grind on me when we would hang out sometimes, even said "it'll happen one day" and we even made out a couple times when out partying. Well, one time I brought up the one day thing annnd.... it was a "omg lol, no we're like best friends"and we were, but yeah...anyway girls can be confusing to say the least.
I had a girl tell me she could teach me more about love and gave me her number, I said "no thanks I don't like to talk on the phone" I still wake up in cold sweats at 1 Am thinking about that sometimes
> You point to air and she sticks her finger in your mouth?
She put her mouth around their finger, at the same time as the finger was pointed to a vagina.
Indians or Pakistanis..., without fear of anything.
There is no bacteria, virus, fungus or mold that has not passed through their bodies at least 5 times.
I’ve seen too many Indian street food vendors to think the finger guy is giving more diseases to the other guy than the other way around if the bite breaks skin.
Yeah, i think i read somewhere that the jaw is the strongest muscle in the human body, and that we could shatter our own teeth with it if our brain didnt stop us
This is definitely a sex thing for the "instructor". Anyone with at least half a brain knows better than to let someone bite their fingers off.
His students are either dumb or they also "like" it.
Lame AF , another fake martial arts wannabe. As if your first instinct isn't to bite down hard on whatever is in your mouth when the adrenaline kicks in.
As if you're going to be able to line your fingers up with a mouth as someone is charging you.
Both dudes were going 10% speed and he still needed help getting it in.
Lmfao I love that after standing there for like 45 seconds with his finger down that guys throat, he makes a surprised “huh” when the guy makes a noise
How can he slap!? Well he can't slap for I've done this one simple trick. Look how casually and retarded I look while he tries to slap. But he can't. It's a guaranteed can't slap maneuver. Dickhead even opened his mouth wide while he tried a slap.... amateur.
Oh, he's missing Mr. Socko!!!
BTW, Mankind (Catcus Jack/Mick Foley) did it better than he's doing it.
If he really wants to have a "deadly" finger, he should jab the attacker in the windpipe. Hard to attack when you're trying desperately to breathe.
The student (if he even is lol) didn't even try to come at him. Because it would be so easy to go at someone and go straight into their mouth 😂. And you wouldn't even want to do that anyways. Disadvantage from the jump. 👎
First effective bullshido Ive seen Honestly if I'm in a fight and someone checks my prostate from my fucking mouth im rethinking a lot of shit in my life. In fact I'm probably killing myself later that day... i cant live like that
I have been playing Elden Ring lately and I know when to dodge roll when that downward hand slash's about to hit me. Then I will counter with a finger attack to the butthole.
You clipped the most important part; soak the aforementioned death finger in the Ganges for a week continuously and never wash. Gives it that plus on poison dmg and a chance to stun.
Through skin you mean? You absolutely can’t bite through a finger bone like it’s peanut butter. You might be able to get through it but it’s gonna take a lot of force
The first human instinct in a fight situation is to tense up and grit your teeth. Idk who this guy has been fighting as I haven't been getting in fights around gay bars.
Take a look at what I’m wearing, people. You think anybody wants me to stick my finger in their face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!
I think it's supposed to be the human equivalent of sticking your thumb in a biting dog's ass? But then, the human equivalent really is just shoving your thumb into an attacking human's ass.
Bite and fall backwards into a roll.
Technically just bite but the roll makes it look better.
You'd be better off putting your finger up the nose and getting a grip.
These martial arts techniques always seem to require that your attacker stand perfectly still and not use his arms.
Not just here, but in practically ever demonstration of bullshit martial artists.
Not saying all martial artists are bullshit. Just guys like this.
That will totally stop an arm and not get your fingers bit off
Err as someone who has attempted to bite off a finger in a fight it’s fully not gonna happen, you’ll just wake up the next day with sore teeth. Edit: I understand it’s possible it’s just hard to actually execute
You have to hit them with the death roll after you get a grip.
You're not supposed to bite right on the bone 😂
Unfortunately they were not willing to let me line up my shot.
We have been told at school in first aid classes to never put our hands into an unconscious person's mouth because they could suddenly tense up and bite down. We were told that even unresponsive people still have an active brain meaning that they would actually wait for you to start pulling your fingers out and bite down the hardest at the knuckle. Not really relevant to your comment but still wanted to share a cool fact which you have reminded me of.
How are you gunna clear the mouth/airway of debris?
Use a toe instead of a finger. Much safer.
Alright now, Quentin Tarantino.
Im gonna end up licking your toe.
Alright now, Quentin Tarantino.
Use two fingers to squeeze their cheeks between their teeth. If they bite down they will bite their own cheeks and will reflexively stop biting down. At least, that's how we were thought in first aid class.
Interesting. I'm qualified it's just never come up.
Unzips Ha gonna have a hardtine getting this down. Any port in a storm boys
Supposedly you need to tilt the head back.
You hit a knuckle and those babies just pop right off. Don’t ask me how I know.
Yea you have to bite at the joints…
I'm vegetarian but that doesn't exclude human flesh
How was their finger tho?
Bite, break skin, pull. Like chicken wings.
\*urrrp\* Oh, god, please don't make me think of 'degloving'!
As someone who sees this shit multiple times a year, if you get the joint, you absolutely can bite off a finger
This comment is the real wtf
Multiple times a year...
Yes, healthcare 🤙
Hah I would expect a lot of lost fingers due to accidents but biting them off? That’s crazy
You could probably crush it with your molars
Did the teacher put you both in timeout after the brawl?
You bite between the bones lol
During my days as a bouncer I saw fingers bitten off completely three times and more mangled than I can count. All drunk women.
Would you still bite down if he didn’t wash after wiping? 🤔
I accidentally did this to a defender while playing pickup basketball and it was way more sensual than either of us expected
A girl in highschool did something similar to me. She told me to hold out my palm and close my eyes. Then she said imagine a six inch girl is standing on my palm. Then she told me to point to the girl's head. Then point to her feet. Then point to her vagina. When I did that she put my finger in her mouth. TLDR: in highschool a girl let me finger her mouth.
That sounds hot as fuck. The way you tell it leaves me feeling you may have not capitalized on the scenario. But perhaps you are being a gentleman and not telling further.
"I wonder if she likes me?"
"no she's probably being nice or is from Canada or something"
That would totally be my thought process. Then I go home and masturbate furiously
Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver! She cooks like my mother, and sucks like a Hoover!
lol, it's a cliche because it's true. I had a girl write in my yearbook "we should hang out this summer, here's my number", surrounded by hearts. And I said to myself "Gosh, she's so nice, I wish I had a chance with a girl like her."
You never really know. Ive had obvious signs like that and when i try to take them up on it they suddenly become dodgy and unavailable. Sometimes i think people are very flirty but dont mean it.
You're not wrong. A friend of mine in highschool (we knew eachother since kindergarten) would get changed in front of me, sit on my lap and grind on me when we would hang out sometimes, even said "it'll happen one day" and we even made out a couple times when out partying. Well, one time I brought up the one day thing annnd.... it was a "omg lol, no we're like best friends"and we were, but yeah...anyway girls can be confusing to say the least.
You may have been the backup plan....
Oh I know, I was equally oblivious.
I had a girl tell me she could teach me more about love and gave me her number, I said "no thanks I don't like to talk on the phone" I still wake up in cold sweats at 1 Am thinking about that sometimes
Call her up right now. Give us an update.
Yeah, I don't think my wife would like that lmao, also it's been nearly 10 years since that
We did go out a couple of times but that was it.
OP is a chad
she probably learn from this deadly martial arts move
And that's how you lost your job as a teacher....
I don't get what the goal is supposed to be there... You point to air and she sticks her finger in your mouth? Is it supposed to represent something?
Vagina
> You point to air and she sticks her finger in your mouth? She put her mouth around their finger, at the same time as the finger was pointed to a vagina.
This guy still wouldn't get the hint smh
She stuck oced2001's finger in her mouth.
This guy stole my foreplay technique.
and turn it into deadly martial arts techniques
somebody tweeted: "if you pull on a guy's hair and push fingers in his mouth, you unlock their control panel"
No bite force or fear of blood borne pathogens
Indians or Pakistanis..., without fear of anything. There is no bacteria, virus, fungus or mold that has not passed through their bodies at least 5 times.
These guys are Indians.
Bloodborne you say?
I’ve seen too many Indian street food vendors to think the finger guy is giving more diseases to the other guy than the other way around if the bite breaks skin.
Probably knows the guy is vegetarian...
Nah that's not the shit wiping hand.
Tutorial on how to lose your fingers.
People don’t realize how strong bites are. Even human ones. You will regret having your hand in there
Yeah, i think i read somewhere that the jaw is the strongest muscle in the human body, and that we could shatter our own teeth with it if our brain didnt stop us
My teeth must have moved recently because the bite force on the left side sometimes go way too high and hurts my own teeth.
This is definitely a sex thing for the "instructor". Anyone with at least half a brain knows better than to let someone bite their fingers off. His students are either dumb or they also "like" it.
What if the attacker closes his mouth before attack?
The teacher finger is like a snake still can crawl silently into. watch the video to see his move when the student close his mouth.
Worse, what if the attacker closes his mouth after the attack?
There will be no opportunity for kadigilam badigilam
How to get your finger bitten off
The teacher knew the student will never bite his finger for sure
Lame AF , another fake martial arts wannabe. As if your first instinct isn't to bite down hard on whatever is in your mouth when the adrenaline kicks in.
r/Bullshido
Buddy is just casually standing there with buddy’s fingers down his throat haha. That part can’t be overlooked
*Steven Seagal has entered the chat*
*...and immediately sat down*
As if you're going to be able to line your fingers up with a mouth as someone is charging you. Both dudes were going 10% speed and he still needed help getting it in.
The Mandible Claw! Bah gawd we could have a new champ!
Lmfao I love that after standing there for like 45 seconds with his finger down that guys throat, he makes a surprised “huh” when the guy makes a noise
I dont understand how these Bullshido artists even make a living... And then I remember that people are fucking stupid and will beleive anything.
not suprised me at all. Even stupid religion like cult have so many followers.
WTF im watching this hahahahaha. That dude in red seems stun paralyzed with this technique 🤣
I think I heard the word carotid so I guess he's stopping his blood supply to his brain.
0:40 -URGH -HUH?
😂
some people pay extra for that
probably the red shirt dude
yeah ain’t strugglin one bit
He stuck his finger up his ass moments ago so he can spread his e.coli
Mankind was doing the mandible claw way back in the day. Not impressed
how is this not the top comment.... ah yes. We are old and most people on reddit have no idea. Sigh.
MICK FOLEY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT !
with stinky sock on
How can he slap!? Well he can't slap for I've done this one simple trick. Look how casually and retarded I look while he tries to slap. But he can't. It's a guaranteed can't slap maneuver. Dickhead even opened his mouth wide while he tried a slap.... amateur.
Taste your mum! 😬
The only thing stopping the dude in orange is the boner he got after the self defence technique
probably already orgasm that why stay still while the master do his move
Next he'll demonstrate his deadly wiener.
CHOMP!
Oh, he's missing Mr. Socko!!! BTW, Mankind (Catcus Jack/Mick Foley) did it better than he's doing it. If he really wants to have a "deadly" finger, he should jab the attacker in the windpipe. Hard to attack when you're trying desperately to breathe.
The master don't waste time and go straight into the mouth.
I had no idea India had their own Steven Seagal.
The student (if he even is lol) didn't even try to come at him. Because it would be so easy to go at someone and go straight into their mouth 😂. And you wouldn't even want to do that anyways. Disadvantage from the jump. 👎
It’s the mandible claw!!!!
The mandible claw!
I only speak American (especially today) so I don't know what is being said, but does that man not have any teeth
First, put your fingers in your ass
Who comes in swinging with their mouth open??
Jecki did
Did nobody see the name? That's a dead giveaway - McDojoLife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
personally, i believe indians fed others so much bullshit, that they started believing in the bullshit they made up.
The next move is a deadly dick. Deep theroats are really painful 🤭
I’d bite down and say “get that disgusting ass thing out of my damn mouth!”
Tickle my tonsils daddy, ooo daddy tickle them harder daddy.
Making Steven Seagull proud.
Hate to see where that finger goes if the guy is facing the other way.
probably ninja kakashi backside a$$ move
He’s using that technique on the wrong hole
If you do this with a sock over your hand, it will do extra damage.
Mandible claw
Kinky
Again, am I supposed to be licking them or not?
Smell my finger got so much worse
First effective bullshido Ive seen Honestly if I'm in a fight and someone checks my prostate from my fucking mouth im rethinking a lot of shit in my life. In fact I'm probably killing myself later that day... i cant live like that
probably can do arggh -huh
You're toast if you're a mouth breather
Hope them fangahs was clean..
Rex-kwon-do
"Why does it taste of poop."
Its deadly because he washes shit with that hand!
Fingering the opponent’s mouth in the middle of a fight: “You open your goddamn mouth right now”
Bro I would be punching and slapping with reckless abandon if someone did that to me, wtf are these stupid videos?
That's some Steven Segal-level bullshit
I have been playing Elden Ring lately and I know when to dodge roll when that downward hand slash's about to hit me. Then I will counter with a finger attack to the butthole.
"You don't know where I've been Lou!"
You can avoid being bitten if you put it in a different mouth down there.
You clipped the most important part; soak the aforementioned death finger in the Ganges for a week continuously and never wash. Gives it that plus on poison dmg and a chance to stun.
If only teeth existed.
Gay
You see, as soon as he hits the dude's G-spot, he begins orgasming continually and is paralyzed.
r/bullshido
Trust me when i say this if this ever happens to me you wont be losing your fingers you will be losing your life.
and virginity too 😁
Next you have to block his erection.
I would just bite his fingers off. Maybe I've got strong teeth but I can bite through pork rib bones so yeah. Fingers would be easy lol
People understimate how strong their jaw is, you can bite through a finger like butter if you want to.
why dont the guy in red bite. mystery
He clearly is enjoying the deep throat ... lol
Through skin you mean? You absolutely can’t bite through a finger bone like it’s peanut butter. You might be able to get through it but it’s gonna take a lot of force
this make me laugh so hard and cant stop it 😂
Hang on a second. Did the guy in the red shirt lick the other guy's finger?
Effective if he just came out of the restroom
Even if you win here, you still lose.
21 jump street vibes
I thought this was a key and Peele at first
Mick Foley has entered the chat. Aka Mankind and Socko.
haha with stinky sock 🧦
he's just retrieving a bit of bhaji from between his teeth
LOL I love McDojo!!! Great guy with all the best content!
Ah yes. The Mumbai Mandhandler. I hear this move is also a favorite pickup technique by single Indian men
I guess finger fuk*** with dirty fingers can be poisoning...
The first human instinct in a fight situation is to tense up and grit your teeth. Idk who this guy has been fighting as I haven't been getting in fights around gay bars.
The master finger is like a snake. He sure will sneak it into the opponent mouth.
Sir, you haven’t had your daily dose of curry
Dirty Sanchez the killer move !
He just done cleaning his ass with those fingers
That finger is mine now
Take a look at what I’m wearing, people. You think anybody wants me to stick my finger in their face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!
I think it's supposed to be the human equivalent of sticking your thumb in a biting dog's ass? But then, the human equivalent really is just shoving your thumb into an attacking human's ass.
Two in the pink one in the stink will get'm every time
Folks breathe through your nose during fights. But the real master will find another hole to stick his fingers in.
Like the Vietnamese general in the Ladykillers but far less entertaining. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-QsnV8KUXl8
Kinky
When that doesn’t work you can poke him in the eye with your stump.
r/TheMcDojoLife
Bare handed Mister Socko!!
Bite and fall backwards into a roll. Technically just bite but the roll makes it look better. You'd be better off putting your finger up the nose and getting a grip.
The thing is, you don't know what he's such his finger in right before this demo.....
Just bite down
Bullshido!
This has to be legit, he got an Adidas sponsorship!
Maybe the idea is to choke the opponent with the bitten off finger, just maybe.
That's his whipping hand, homies as good as dead, chorro.
Using one’s dismembered finger to choke one’s opponent
scratch ur arse first then do this trick. It's gonna be very effective.
Turns out certain very talented ladies have trained for this exact scenario for years.
5 pounds to chomp off a finger.
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This is real deal of martial arts called kalaripayattu. The oldest martial arts in the world originated from India.
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These martial arts techniques always seem to require that your attacker stand perfectly still and not use his arms. Not just here, but in practically ever demonstration of bullshit martial artists. Not saying all martial artists are bullshit. Just guys like this.
I love how he opens his mouth and spa the attack because master wants to stick his finger in.