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WitchDoctah

You are probably a light skinned Hispanic male, 5’3, your mother was always loving but your father never accepted your career in salsa dancing. Your stern Hispanic father’s approval is something you always long for. That is what I’m getting when I look at your watch collection.


aedes

Yeah this was pretty much my impression as well. 


Disastrous-Pay738

Obviously


not_old_redditor

The explorer ia a dead giveaway


NxPat

That and the obvious tubed pre-amp below.


WeaknessDramatic1361

Yeah, but that looks like a piece of Schiit, which is why he’s still missing that acceptance.  


fabionotiam

Le dije a mijo que se ponga las pilas pero se puso relojes.


vx48

This guy Sherlocks


Spinning_Kicker

You 100% beat me to it.


sigousandoelreddit

Is this… Chayanne?


CellFunny5826

Are you in a room with a big mirror?


yupyupyupyupyupy

that you have more money than me


sharkterritory

Or at least had, until they converted all that money into watches.


pootin_in_tha_coup

100k in CC debt.


I-didnt-write-that

I only paid retail on explorer and everything else was from the secondary market. I think I paid 55k in total. Still is a lot. I was lucky to have done research into AI in grad school back in the 2010s and invested early into hardware needed to run transformers. As someone that works in software, I have grown to appreciate mechanical and handcrafted artistry


MarsupialTurbulent13

The JLC perpetual calendar is so stunning 😍


I-didnt-write-that

[https://www.reddit.com/r/JaegerLecoultre/comments/1azcj7o/i\_took\_a\_portrait\_picture\_with\_my\_watch/](https://www.reddit.com/r/JaegerLecoultre/comments/1azcj7o/i_took_a_portrait_picture_with_my_watch/)


14060

Lol that's cool 😂


saitan2

You own a horse but don’t play polo.


Borogani

It says that you have a great taste for watches and a healthy disposable income. Beautiful watches!


ultra_muffin

It says you work in finance.


zagggh54677

You have a type. But also down with a side chick.


Milestailsprowe

You wear a lot of button ups and probably in his 40s.


BigReD151515

Couldnt describe him any better. Was going to write the exact post.


CellFunny5826

60s


kaigansen

The Duometre is a rare sight indeed and looks amazing. How do you like it? Does it get a lot of wrist time?


I-didnt-write-that

it is my grail watch. I think the movement display on the back rivals any Lange. I don't wear it as much as the others only because I'm a bit over protective of it.


jonnydf

Duomete FTW!


kaigansen

Makes sense. Wear it in good health, I'd love to own one in the future


NinjaTabby

Preppy/classy. That JLC perpetual is my grail watch😩


I-didnt-write-that

This is a good price for one: [https://www.chrono24.com/jaegerlecoultre/jaeger-lecoultre-master-ultra-thin-perpetual-black-steel-39mm-q1308470-176821s-leather--id33947839.htm?searchHash=dbb17cd7\_10ikB0&pos=2](https://www.chrono24.com/jaegerlecoultre/jaeger-lecoultre-master-ultra-thin-perpetual-black-steel-39mm-q1308470-176821s-leather--id33947839.htm?searchHash=dbb17cd7_10ikB0&pos=2)


I-didnt-write-that

Rolex Explorer, 40mm -- The Explorer is my favorite field watch. It's funny that Rolex is viewed as a luxury when it is historically the most serviceable watch brand. I love the simplicity of the black dial with arabic numerals at the corners (a common theme in my small collection). This is the only Rolex I will ever own. JLC Master Ultra Thin Perpetual Calendar  --  This is the first watch I fell in love with, and it is usually worn daily. I love the color mix of silver, black, and blue with the brown strap and the simplicity of the Kurt Klaus design to keep everything in sync. I was worried about being too concerned about not being able to go back in time and accidentally overcorrecting the date, but that only happened once.  JLC Master Ultra Thin --  This is the peak JLC ultra-thin for me, featuring corner arabic numerals and knife hour markers. It houses their thinnest production caliber, Caliber 849, which can be argued as the peak JLC watch since Jaeger and LeCoultre first partnered together when Jacques-David LeCoultre accepted a challenge by Edmond Jaeger to manufacture an ultra-thin watch he designed, the Caliber 145. The 849 at 1.38mm is the modern spiritual successor to the Caliber 145. The direct lineage involves a consistent focus on miniaturization and precision, with each new generation of calibers building upon the knowledge and techniques developed from the previous ones. This color combination is my favorite of the ultra-thin models. JLC Duomètre Chronograph -- One thing that always frustrated me about chronographs was that the main center hand was used as the chronograph hand, and the clock seconds hand was relegated to a subdial. I love that this watch has both hands at the center. I am also fond of the fact that it is a mono-pusher. Chronographs put me off without a flyback mechanism and can never see myself ever owning a Speedmaster, Daytona, etc.


Macbrantis

I'd like to know more about that watch stand, please!


I-didnt-write-that

I got it off Amazon.  I checked my order and the product is no longer available on the site and the brand is listed as “generic”


Apprehensive-Day5246

Exquisite. Perfect watches that complement each other well!


SanderDieman

Lovely collection. It suggests that you know your watches: JLC is fabulous, and you’ve picked a few pretty good ones (though I so far have stayed with vintage ones, barring a Reverso). And the Explorer is a classic Rolex (though I prefer my 36mm, which might be sort of taste- & wrist-dependent). Nice!


Right_Check_6353

Damn that you gots some money in your pocket. Great collection


Performer-Smart

You have far more money than most of us - or at least more invested in watches.


brukental

Everybody makes ONE mistake


I-didnt-write-that

I did have a Polaris automatic with black dial, but I wasn't wearing it and traded it in as part of my purchase of the duometre. It was a great watch but too similar to the explorer


Whale222

It says “I went to prep school”


NegotiationJumpy7289

This is one of the best SOTC posts I’ve seen. You have fantastic taste ⭐️


Past-Two-5217

Can't fault anything perfection personified


Dialbreaker

That you don’t have any toddlers or babies to worry about 😅 lovely collection


mavalon123

Best concise collection I have seen in a while. Really like the JLCs for dressy occasions


eckliptic

Owning 3 JLCs without a reverso is gotta be some kind of record


I-didnt-write-that

I used to have four but traded in my polaris automatic black dial and master geographic when I picked up the duometre. I do love the art deco aesthetic of the reverse but round watches just speaks to me more.


Radfern885

Duometre 😍


Real_Ali

It's says you're rich and you're 46 years old


anons5542

You don’t mind scratching your pieces 😳


I-didnt-write-that

I got all expect the explorer off the secondary market. They came with some scratches and I’ll probably add some more


anons5542

I mean the bare wooden stand, exposed to air also


Infinite_Career_6444

That you are a relentlessly self-improving boulanger owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery...


Separate-Effective33

I see schiit there.


stroopkoeken

It says: I need assurance from others.


kurtys03

Confident enough to buy nice gear but not enough to stop giving a shit what the internet thinks.


I-didnt-write-that

the correct answer


ThereIsNorWay

That you’re a smart man with good taste. Lol, I’ve got a JLC (and my favorite brand overall) but have been lusting over an Explorer for a long time. 36mm tho 😉


Sudden-Breadfruit-99

It says you have soft hands..


Mhisg

This exquisite assemblage of timepieces reflects a connoisseur's palate with a discerning eye for horological elegance and complexity. The juxtaposition of a robust dive watch with the refined sophistication of a moonphase, alongside the unadorned beauty of a minimalist dial and the intricate dance of a chronograph's mechanisms, speaks to a venerable appreciation for the artistry of watchmaking. Each watch, a testament to a different facet of timekeeping, suggests a collector who not only cherishes precision but also revels in the diverse expressions of time's relentless march. This collection, in its silent eloquence, reveals an individual steeped in the appreciation of both the timeless dance of the gears and the modern statements of design.


Samus_Brinstar

Great taste and a big JLC fan


sanfranciscotolondon

Super tasteful. Nice collection!


Status-Mix9781

Is the jlc on right broken?


I-didnt-write-that

Nope the gold hands on the right show the time. The blue hands show the chronograph time elapsed 


AfroPicAndTheBlade

That's crazy, how the hell did they do that?


AfroPicAndTheBlade

Nevermind, found it on Youtube, very fine & impressive timepiece.


AllNightPony

Pimpmaster 5000


aim_for_the_middle

Is it as cool as it seems being loaded?


CalamityBS

This is a super classy collection. Love it


maksi_pogi

You’re a JLC fan and a rolex owner. 😉😁


watchaddictlol

Daddy


YourWatchIsTooBig

it says you like JLC. nice lineup. cheers


brown_burrito

Fantastic collection! What’s the model of the golden JLC on the far right?


I-didnt-write-that

Duometre chronograph.  Here is a great video review of the watch  https://youtu.be/0KO4Qi_ZzAU?si=ONqcPYvL8ncwLW_c


PackFit9651

That you are classy and probably run your family business or you are a senior PE partner


nbmtx

tasteful


BogiOH

Your watch collection tells me you are not padi certified and that doesnt bother you


SlteFool

You make a lot of money


lovemysunbros

Why no reverso love


Even-Poet-3493

Amazing collection!


AssosMorning

….that you are a man after my own heart! What a collection! Superb. 👌🏼


StageLopsided6215

You are in slightly better shape than Donal Trump.


henronwier

🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺 tcha tcha tcha!


Budilicious3

You got the Rolex then watched Dr. Strange for the first time. Proceeded to rewatch 10 more times to support JLC.


Current_Smile7492

You have money


AnalysisObjective165

That you'll end up on circlejerk


Kyberduene

I would imagine that you first got the Rolex Explorer because you wanted something nice but not too flashy and eventually that is what got you into watches. Then at some point you found out about JLC and it then became your go-to watch brand.


fatxitduck

JLC bigfan is here, cheer man


Cyberkeys1

Exquisite taste. Wear them all in good health.


Cocoabuttocks

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… you can’t fool me twice”


scr_v2

Get rid of that Explorer and get a JLC Master control dual time


I-didnt-write-that

funny, I did have a 2021 Master Geographic but I trading it in as part of the purchase for the duometre. I loved the complication of the geographic and was great when I travel but the silver hands on white dial was too hard to see. I love jlc's designs but that watch was only readable in specific lighting conditions. I can't justify keeping a watch that is not clearly legible.


Advanced-Stuff-3181

La gaydo collection


vox_veritas

Nothing. They're just watches.


Big_Local2370

That you’re quite wealthy…


Ok_Significance_9147

Large wrists


sundry_banana

You are Swiss


Duchess721

I love JLC and I have that one Rolex.


CreamyFettuccine

That you have excellent taste and understand value for money in higher end watches.


Quick-Economist-4247

You like JLC a lot


extranaiveoliveoil

Nothing! You are still a mystery.


bebemost

That you’re really fucking hot and have incredible taste


samarofficial

I say you're a classy guy with great taste in watches. That JLC in the middle is a thing of beauty 😍


usman3049

It says you absolutely love JLC and have the money to spend on pieces that you want 😂 What a classy collection; hard to beat!


Lovcorv

You seem like a nice person with a well rounded aesthetic and like classy things, maybe I am admiring the wood works and how well it looks too.


Primary_Mongoose_864

It says that you like (nice) watches!


scammingladdy

Man of culture 🤌 You prefer dressy watches over sport or casual. In a good place financially. You enjoy status symbols.


No-Cow1154

You’ve got disposable income and wear a lot of dress clothes. Also… probably medium to small wrists.


the_Ex_Lurker

The Schiit amp shows that you have good taste.


CellFunny5826

It says you have a woodshop, access to local walnut lumber, excellent taste and less money than you used to. I'm jealous!!!


JD_H2O

It says “at one point in time you had the opportunity, and means, to purchase these watches, and you had all four of them together for an unspecified amount of time.” Umm, that’s about it I suppose. Was I supposed to learn something deeper about you? (Very nice collection though)


gwxsmile

The JLC is amazing Which one? Yes.


barry2bear2

You have good taste


TheWorldsGrapest

I see you driving a 8 year old, fully loaded Mercedes E class with beige interior and wood trim. You bought it new and will keep it for a few more years. You are smart with your money and have impeccable taste


kingjamesporn

That you appreciate a great brand, and everyone should have a Rolex, so you purchased the correct one.


kingjamesporn

I would have gotten the 36, but I haven't seen your wrists.


I-didnt-write-that

20 cm so 36 is a bit small for me.


mrRabblerouser

That you like really expensive watches that don’t look like really expensive watches.


WestLA93

3 JLCs and no reverso? Do you even JLC bro?


I-didnt-write-that

Ha! there are a couple I have looked at but Im now in my one watch in one watch out collecting phase and can't find any reversos that beat these four. The reverse chronograph was close but I was disappointed it didn't come with a flyback mechanism.


Pop-tETZel

You are inclined to Easthetic! You wish to acquire a patek sooner or later. You are also inclined to foreign cars, maybe an Italian car.


I-didnt-write-that

I do love the Patek weekly calendar, the 5226G Calatrava, the 5224R 24 hour, but Pateks are way over priced for me, hopefully someday


Hantotech

Intimewatches.com


abnormal_human

That you like JLC but tacitly admit that they don't make a daily wear piece that keeps up with the most basic Rolex sports model.