Alien is remastered in theaters right now and I highly recommend watching it. Absolutely phenomenal sci fi horror with a solid character drama thrown in just for kicks.
I got my friend who largely only watches movies to "Netflix and chill" to see it in theaters with me and now they're blowing up my phone asking about my favorite Ridley Scott films.
Red Sox dismantle the Cubbies
Bruins shake the Leafs
Celtics blow out the Heat
Patriots won the draft by a landslide
Revs.....well they tried
Banner day for Boston
I'm very happy with our draft. People oddly hurt we didn't take a tight end I think? Idk, we have Hunter Henry and I didn't feel like we needed to just randomly fill the position. Happy with the Joe Milton pick there late even if he's a project or practice/compete for spot guy.
edit: oops missed our 7th round pick
Hadn't been in the gym for like 6 weeks and this morning was my first leg day back and holy fuck the DOMS are miserable
Even a couple aleve haven't helped yet
I went to put on Ghost Adventures and Max also recommended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Not far off, as Zach Baggins and WH reporters spend all of their time decoding what an ancient person said.
I’m obligated to mention every time he’s brought up that I’ve been to his haunted museum with the RIP upgrade. I unapologetically loved it as much as that man loves collecting dolls.
A little disappointed in the amount of rain we got.
Was supposed to be: Some rain Thursday, rain late Friday day all night and into Saturday.
What we got: Barely a sprinkle Thursday. About an hour of drizzle Friday and rain all day today but mostly drizzle/mist. The sun came out right at the end of daylight and the ground will probably be completely dry by mid morning.
https://preview.redd.it/74spd3psm4xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbc5cb611836d8b37818c5ecc4bc111e570a6b23
All that remains of the birthday cake.
Having been on her side of the equation, even if you're emotionally mature it's hard not to take it at least *a little bit* personally. Even though it isn't meant that way.
But yea, after my last debacle I'm not getting into long term thing with a LSD partner. Just too much strife that goes with it.
We actually lasted a long time in spite of this. It was a balance. I had to respect her wishes to say "no" but other times she would "handle business" even though she wasn't 100% into it
I went to top golf for a work thing today. I'd say 60% of my swings were embarrassing, 20% were pitiful, 15% were bad, 4% were good, and 1% I fucking crushed.
PJ why don’t you like coming out anymore?
Well let’s take today as example. 5ish something some friends be like yo meet me up here. Aight. I’m already drunk AF on a Saturday by 6pm but let’s meet.
Ugh multiple $7 Bud lights, wife had a couple Margs. We had some starters and boom an $86 dollar bill before tip.
Then had to get chic fil a next door to bring home for the kids. A good $150 spent on bullshit. I hate that every time
I made ribs, pulled pork, brats, Mac and cheese, and wings for the party and that shit more or less got demolished. I guess I’ve still got my fastball.
Checo is refusing to eat his food I guess he's pouty do to our walk cutting short from the lightning and rain outside EAT YOUR FOOD YOU LITTLE SHIT
[for schneebs](https://x.com/heluvashot/status/1784416693608927249?s=46&t=Qpfa8CqK0Qq1CK_Nvr2VhQ) edit [anotha one](https://x.com/zkhofer44/status/1784416831345992037?s=46&t=Qpfa8CqK0Qq1CK_Nvr2VhQ)
Well, 1,000 comments was not something I was expecting to see this morning
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In many of the stereotypical irritating ways my FIL is such a goddamned Boomer. Holy shit.
This morning when I took Audra out at 3 am, Avery decided he needed to go on an outdoor excursion. That fucking cat.
The great escape!
woo woo, weeeee woo
The great escape!
Did Avery CATCH PREY
No, he got picked up and chastised as he was brought back inside.
I went to take a nap yesterday at 6:30 and I just didn’t wake up until midnight lmao I then just went back to bed
Hell yeah
"You're a typical redditor!" "No, you're a typical redditor!!" Every reddit argument
Typical reddit response
Morning lads
Morning Shroom
How goes it bossman?
Got 2 wins on the night in Warzone Feeling good :)
Top Lad
Tree managed to get an ATV onto the prison roof too, it was hilarious.
Fuckin Tree lol
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My boy sleeps in now and it’s *great*
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Yall aren't ready for this Troy Franklin write up I'm finna post tomorrow
u/BroncoGator9
Boop
Tree done drove an ATV on the roof of the prison in Warzone lol
….u lil bich
you spelled "Birch" wrong smh
fuk
no u
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Oklahoma is getting absolutely clobbered by tornados right now
Moderate Risk go brrrrrrrrrr
Fun fact: Minnesota canonically exists in the Pokemon universe Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YBDgqBA7vrc
As a kid I thought they had different lines depending on what state the movie got released in.
What if men have an easier time opening jars just because we generally don't moisturize properly
Everybody in this sub would be horrified if they felt my hands. They have legit sandpaper texture. Not calluses, sandpaper.
Adding to what Orangutans said, the tendons/ligaments are different on T vs E so that factors in as well, especially somewhere like the hand.
but was late night joke tho
You wanna hear a late night joke? MY SEX LIFE
Nah it's definitely a matter of natural upper body strength. I've legit been struggling to open jars ever since I got on HRT
was jokes tho
I am silly
is moisturization a real thing or one of those psuedo sciences that they made up to make women pay for more stuff
Explain an octopus opening a jar!
they literally live in water clearly they moisturize smdh
Alien is remastered in theaters right now and I highly recommend watching it. Absolutely phenomenal sci fi horror with a solid character drama thrown in just for kicks. I got my friend who largely only watches movies to "Netflix and chill" to see it in theaters with me and now they're blowing up my phone asking about my favorite Ridley Scott films.
what the fuck you stupid fucking i want potatoes
Fried potatoes are a love language for me.
🥔🥔🥔
Absolute train of tornadoes going through the same area of Oklahoma. Tornado after tornado when it's pitch black out is absolute nightmare fuel.
[good advice for those of you trying to buy a home](https://i.imgur.com/gbtwWba.jpeg)
ball knower hours ama
What do you think of JJ McCarthy and Dallas Turner?
they're fine
Can you speak to me of Drake Maye + anyone else the Patriots drafted?
Javon Baker is my favorite late round draft steal
Thank fuck I don't trust your ball knowing, straight white man Also brb looking up highlights
I hope you learn to trust my ball knowing because I think Maye is gonna be the best QB in this class
Oh wow okay, well I've only heard good things about the Patriots draft so far so I'm starting to believe
How many balls do you know
Damn, Twins are fuckin wrecking shop tonight, who'd have thought they'd be capable of this a week ago
Want to throw my tender heart in a blender
Imma let you finish, but open road is the best Eve 6 song of all time
Mmmm tendies
And watch it spin around into sweet oblivion
Ron Devoo?
I don't really have plans tomorrow but I don't wanna sit around and consume draft content all day Any suggestions?
Call up Bo Nix and become best friends
There is a full ass day of NBA playoff basketball tomorrow. Watch it
Go play paintball
Go get a library card
Sleep
Rob a liquor store 😈
24 hour live Matiscast
3 total people might watch
WCW would watch Idk if I would watch though
you didn't ask for *good* suggestions
Go drive an exotic car at a track. Build a PC. Check out a new restaurant.
https://preview.redd.it/4szbekem05xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c10041d7a9c7a80fc36842c31cc67efa71f5bdf
My precious little man
Matis going into Jaytuck's room after he pissed the bed again.
New drag name idea: Amy Bony Carrot
Justice Once Hugo Black Pearl Warren Sandra Slay O’Cunter
>Pearl Warren 👍🏻
It honestly does feel like one good drag queen intro+friendship could change so much stuff in her strange, toxic mind.
Wett Kavanaugh
r/NFL stickying a post about Storm Duck signing as a UDFA is such a reddit moment
Reddit on, good sir! 🤓
Omg!! I just spit out my wife's boyfriend's load!! Wish I could give this gold 🥇
Red Sox dismantle the Cubbies Bruins shake the Leafs Celtics blow out the Heat Patriots won the draft by a landslide Revs.....well they tried Banner day for Boston
I can't believe we didn't pick a defensive player until the 5th round, I'm so happy
I'm very happy with our draft. People oddly hurt we didn't take a tight end I think? Idk, we have Hunter Henry and I didn't feel like we needed to just randomly fill the position. Happy with the Joe Milton pick there late even if he's a project or practice/compete for spot guy. edit: oops missed our 7th round pick
I mean convert Joe Milton to TE and we're 100% set ^look ^I ^just ^miss ^Jakobi ^okay?
Joe actually said in his interview he wouldn't covert funny enough I think lol. And I miss Jakobi too.
I've been out all day so I was about to look up most of those, thank you lol
Sox 17-0 (not a typo) Bruins 3-1 Celtics 104-84 Revs 1-4 (Messi 2 goals, Suarez 1)
If you don't like that you don't like peewee baseball I'll take a 2-0 playoff night
I saw a heat/panthers couple downtown today and knew about the panthers but then went to eat and saw the heat score, ouch
Keon Coleman is already cracking me up.
He split a cookie with a reporter.
he would wear the same color mouthguard and watch band as the opponent’s colors
I drank a lot today. Really hoping I don’t have a hangover tomorrow.
Hadn't been in the gym for like 6 weeks and this morning was my first leg day back and holy fuck the DOMS are miserable Even a couple aleve haven't helped yet
I went to put on Ghost Adventures and Max also recommended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Not far off, as Zach Baggins and WH reporters spend all of their time decoding what an ancient person said.
I’m obligated to mention every time he’s brought up that I’ve been to his haunted museum with the RIP upgrade. I unapologetically loved it as much as that man loves collecting dolls.
I like to think the Falcons took Penix just to spite Sean Payton one last time.
Damn I kinda just wanna watch FILM
Of 🅱️o Nix?!
I kinda want to forget Bo Nix exists tbh
I ain't watchin' all this but laugh or feel better idk https://youtu.be/_u4IbevSgO8?si=OwSV0I6sxvvW58SB
Shut up Kurt this is why you didn't get drafted
Is it bad that the first kurt i thought of was kurt benkert
Who tf
this guy don't know ball
Johnny Manziel would never
Jamarcus Russel in shambles
The Rays are about to get swept by the white Sox fml I think this might be the year I stop paying attention to baseball
Welcome to the club, you'll be happier for it, trust me
ye
I agree, go HOLY FUCK RED SOX What did you do to the Cubbies 🧸😭
Red Sox outscored the average 2023 Patriots
tornado near norman ok
I stuck around at work even though I had a bad headache for like an hour. Please clap.
They call him MR. V
ARBOR MASTER
I agree, go Guards
Maybe I should just date dudes with weiners
Mmm nah
A little disappointed in the amount of rain we got. Was supposed to be: Some rain Thursday, rain late Friday day all night and into Saturday. What we got: Barely a sprinkle Thursday. About an hour of drizzle Friday and rain all day today but mostly drizzle/mist. The sun came out right at the end of daylight and the ground will probably be completely dry by mid morning.
I identify as a Rangersexual.
u/jawnlobotomy
What does jawn have to do with the current best pitcher in baseball?
Ford Ranger-boi, he'll respond in, ohh, idk, 6 hours to piss.
Bro. This is about [Ranger Suarez](https://www.mlb.com/player/ranger-suarez-624133). My dude is fucking dealing this year.
FORD FUCKIN RANGER
Still don’t know why you were summoned. But go Phils and love me a smol truck.
I get summoned on occasion
It's because of this, pretty damn clear: >I identify as a Rangersexual
Kinda buzzed Ama to distract me from family
What was The Incident® when you went to HS? u/MushroomMan89
Favorite candle scent?
The woodwick Fireside one
What ya drinking today?
Some scotch and some tequila Might have a beer and call it.
How did you like 🌶️
Honestly HONESTLY It was very underwhelming. We got the dry pot cauliflower and the kung pao chicken and it was good but not great
Okay fuck you very much Shoulda gotten the FISH BASED SUGGESTIONS
Listen I'm as disappointed as you are We both really wanted to like it. It was so hyped up by everyone.
Best movie you’ve seen this year?
DUNE 2
Who’s winning the cup?
CANUCKS BAYBEEE prob not tbh but I'm good with anyone outside of the avs and the knights
Favorite Migos song?
MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO SELL WORK
SEVENTEEN FIVE SAME COLOR T SHIRT
Vegas Bomb pitcher at party; good idea or bad?
How under 30 are you
This may be my 29th birthday party
Tbh Vegas bombs kinda suck Pitcher of margs are always a hit
I have had a triggering experience with margs and also don't like tequila 😔
Somebody help me I have discovered Idle Breakout
Breakout is a great game.
This is breakout with the addiction of cookie clicker
I fell asleep watching the new Knuckles show. Guess I'm not finishing that. Don't know what to do with my evening.
https://preview.redd.it/74spd3psm4xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbc5cb611836d8b37818c5ecc4bc111e570a6b23 All that remains of the birthday cake.
LOL LEAFS
Mango juice and tequila Decent combo tbh
Pineapple juice as a chaser for tequila >>>>>>>
Not needing a chaser for tequila >>>
There is pineapple juice here But that sounds like a friend thing not a family thing
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Can your gal and my wife exchange sex drives?
Oh hi. It's my last relationship but the other way around.
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Having been on her side of the equation, even if you're emotionally mature it's hard not to take it at least *a little bit* personally. Even though it isn't meant that way. But yea, after my last debacle I'm not getting into long term thing with a LSD partner. Just too much strife that goes with it.
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We actually lasted a long time in spite of this. It was a balance. I had to respect her wishes to say "no" but other times she would "handle business" even though she wasn't 100% into it
I went to top golf for a work thing today. I'd say 60% of my swings were embarrassing, 20% were pitiful, 15% were bad, 4% were good, and 1% I fucking crushed.
https://preview.redd.it/det6b1odk4xc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=547d6be2e683a7a881dd539652dc1b51bafabf6a
PJ why don’t you like coming out anymore? Well let’s take today as example. 5ish something some friends be like yo meet me up here. Aight. I’m already drunk AF on a Saturday by 6pm but let’s meet. Ugh multiple $7 Bud lights, wife had a couple Margs. We had some starters and boom an $86 dollar bill before tip. Then had to get chic fil a next door to bring home for the kids. A good $150 spent on bullshit. I hate that every time
When are we gonna do jackbox games again?
I don't have the Jackbox party pack, but I do have Quiplash on my PC I think
1amoeba was hosting them, I don't think he's had time
I made ribs, pulled pork, brats, Mac and cheese, and wings for the party and that shit more or less got demolished. I guess I’ve still got my fastball.
Put the pulled pork on the Mac and cheese and send that shit my way
I’ll put it on dry ice and send it your way.
Kids went to bed early and Mr V and I have a bottle of wine and some chips and queso Oh shit I forgot I stuck margaritas in the freezer
Relationship goals tbh
👀
the toronto maple leafs
Weird, I think for the first time wiki is wrong, because I don't see "Brad Marchand" listed as an owner, because he sure as fuck OWNS this team.