I have to miss a friends birthday dinner because I already have a work dinner that same day that I can’t get out of. That sucks, wish I would have know about it ahead of time or if it could have been literally any other day smh
Clippers-Mavs last night, especially the fourth quarter, was some of the best basketball I've seen in a while.
4th Q was just clutch shot after clutch shot by both teams.
I've been getting spammed by scambots on Facebook lately. What'll happen is they'll try to tag me in a post, Facebook will ask my permission, and when I click on the notification the post is just hardcore porn.
It's happened 5 times over the past day. The scam accounts are always named like [adjective][noun][6 numbers]. It's infuriating.
my husband was telling me about some weird shit that one of his cousins was posting on facebook yesterday, now I read this comment - I feel like every time I hear about facebook anymore I get affirmation that getting rid of it was the right call lol
Last night, I plopped into bed weird, felt my arm hurt and was like, “uh oh that didn’t feel great” and then fell asleep and now my whole fucking left shoulder is just demolished today 😩
Speaking of "games set in other places" I think rockstar is missing out by not choosing different cities for GTA. A San Antonio/Houston/Dallas GTA game would be lit.
fr tho I never would drive in NYC
I would rather leave my car unattended in a free park-and-ride commuter lot in New Jersey and take the NJ transit into NYC for a weekend than drive into the city - and in fact I have done that several times lol
Despite me being right the fuck 2 hours/100 miles away most of my entire life, my experience with the city is driving around it, and that one time Frogdude's mom's car satnav took us through a tour of the 5 boroughs because it was set to avoid tolls
> and that one time Frogdude's mom's car satnav took us through a tour of the 5 boroughs because it was set to avoid tolls
I didn't know it had a Bohunk function
Someone on the college basketball sub is telling me a big UConn announcement is coming today, and I’m letting myself believe it, which I can only imagine ends up leaving me disappointed.
Was describing Fallout to my old Gen-X dad over the weekend and was thinking about what Fallout universe Philly would look like:
* Slanding would be the ruins of Penn's Landing and probably be a raider encampment
* Trolleys would hold some significance as transport/raider targets
* There would be a terminal that noted that the Delaware River was returned to pre-war levels, but it still gives +5 Rads/sec
* Reading Terminal Market would either still be a bustling commercial area or one of the first places abandoned, and there's no in-between
* I could see the Brotherhood of Steel taking up the Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul
* City Hall would hold the sham local government, called something like The Sons of Penn
* There'd have to be a Flyers/Gritty themed cult, right?
Liberty Bell feels like a group escort quest (epic fight of Brotherhood vs super mutants) and then the consensus is "That's it?" and "It's cracked!"
With further shenanigans of trying to fix the 400-year-old crack.
I got a little sunburnt yesterday. Between softball and taking the dog for a long walk on the first 80+ day of the year, I should've known better. My inner thighs never stood a chance.
lol. I need to do the same. I keep sun screen and bug spray in my golf bag, I need to add the same to my softball bag.
The neck and arms don't bother me as much as the thighs, as I'm used to it. Problem is I have a tattoo on my upper arm that uses negative space that is currently half red/half white 😑.
Yesterday afternoon my husband and I went to a park in the city to play disc golf and, for the first time, we brought Bianca along with us!
We were anxious for several holes as we figured out how we were going to handle her while also playing, but she was a really good girl and didn't bother anyone else the whole time which was a huge win!
After we played, we then walked another mile or so with her, and she was completely wiped out for the rest of the evening once we got back home lol
/u/malcolm_miller
[If you need more jazz, I saw these guys at a jazz fest forever ago and I still love their stuff](https://youtu.be/zqu0_yJNlCU?si=CcV0s_BjhLY_Gskp)
"Punch you in the face jazz" is what I'd call it lol. Think they broke up though :/
I woke up 1.5 hours before my alarm was set and was like “cool, still time to sleep.” I then woke up every 15 minutes until my alarm went off, capped off by waking up 15 minutes before the alarm was set, rolling over to go back to sleep, then having a dream that I missed my alarm and was waking up 20 minutes late.
Well he's certainly been F tier...
FM = First Minister, basically the leader of Scotland. There's also one in the North of Ireland and Wales, although they are all constitutionally different in terms of devolved power from Westminster.
Yeah I popped over and read [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/1cfj068/humza_yousaf_set_to_resign_as_survival_hopes_fade) before I made any more jokes. Like, for example, a joke about the upcoming trouble with the Greens in HOTD.
There's this guy in my friend group who (I don't care for) is well into his 30s unironically quoting Jordan Peterson on some fundamental role of sexes bullshit and calls Ben Shapiro a philosopher but then also wonders why no single women stay within arms reach for longer than a single night and it makes me giggle when he talks about his woeful dating life in the group chat
Tells me more about the rest of my friends than I care to know
y'all ever had a >!bout of death anxiety where the prospect of your own mortality makes it feel like someone's squeezing your heart and you can only take shallow breaths but then like ten seconds later you're relatively fine!<
I heard mewing outside the garage. Sure enough, two of the local strays made a little family.
https://i.imgur.com/i2O6jt2.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/zY5ce9i.jpeg
They’re under Roommate’s car, so I already texted her to let her know not to move it until we figure out next steps. Creamsicle babies seem to have an upper respiratory infection, because I heard sneezing.
My front door camera catches a lot of cats overnight. I know some have homes but most are feral.
I’ve been wanting to [build one of these cat shelters](https://www.trucatchtraps.com/pub/media/manuals/rubbermaid_shelter.pdf) for a while. But I feel like if I did that then I’d just end up with a cat!
Lol yup, the Cat Distribution System^TM works in mysterious ways.
We’ve taken two off the streets and we consistently feed another outdoor tomcat. (Probably the dad here.) After we nicknamed him Quesito (because there was a bigger orange boy already named Queso), I looked at Lady P and said, “Hey, so… we feed him and we named him. You know what that means, right?” Both of us: “We own a cat now.”
you ever just >!listen to [a song](https://youtu.be/Q-V4ulBzHm8) by a band whose concert is happening rn and you even have a ticket but you couldnt really schedule a trip to chicago!<
Yall ever had a >!wall of spoiler text on the free talk because some dorks are beating to death a new shtick so you exit the thread til this trend dies!<
Y'all ever had a >!Las Vegas resident who insists on wasting your time by asking if he can ask a question when he could just ask the question he wants to ask and let you decide if you want to answer it!<
u/jawnlobotomy I was making "improvements" to a desk lamp today and cut the cord while it was still plugged in are you proud of me?
I replaced the normal "head" part of the lamp with a usb-powered LED panel on a camera swivel. Also means I can use it as a mic stand/camera mount. Turned out pretty cool other than me almost dying.
[*No! No, please! I created you!*](https://www.reddit.com/user/Zeggitt/comments/1cfpitm/lamp/)
Yes. It was a few years back after my first and, to this day, only relationship ended that I realized >!I'm a very boring simple person who's only interesting trait is my seemingly endless sexual appetite and kinks!<
>!Very much a "used to be" scenario. Thought her trying to set me up with her friends/coworkers was a cover because we were basically attached at the hip after college for awhile. Got the courage to ask her if she wanted to go on a date, and our friendship shattered and only recovered like 4 years later but was still never the same!<
I have now lost three parlays of +25000 or longer by one damn basket in the past week
like, in an alternate universe those three baskets were sunk and I am $1.5k richer. Instead they did not and I am $3 poorer
first
If you ain't first, you're last, so r/technicallythetruth?
But you're last
I have to miss a friends birthday dinner because I already have a work dinner that same day that I can’t get out of. That sucks, wish I would have know about it ahead of time or if it could have been literally any other day smh
6 days until Antigua. And husband has a fever :D
chris ballard at 0:24 to 0:27 in this video is so cool https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1784632545709048280
BOK CHOY NO!!!!!!!
If I were Kirk Cousins I'd be less pissed or worried about Penix taking my job and more pissed that they could have given me Rome Odunze and didn't
Me: Power rankings are stupid and meaningless Also me: FUCK YEAH GUARDIANS NUMBER 2 BAYBEE!!!!!🥳🥳
$1,500 to do an ultrasound for a lump the doctor found health insurance is a scam
https://preview.redd.it/qbwg3g9m5fxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae320bf24a27ad2b26f01ab2b5966c5f763061d1 Indoor cat outdoor
PET HIM
Me on Monday: 
Clippers-Mavs last night, especially the fourth quarter, was some of the best basketball I've seen in a while. 4th Q was just clutch shot after clutch shot by both teams.
This Cessna pilot flying over the city looks drunk AF.
Seriously [wtf was he doing when he was over Delco](https://imgur.com/a/IF2WWtV)
Sources: Swordfish is beside himself. Flying around downtown Delco begging (thru texts) K_Bomb's family for address to K_Bomb's home
I ain't saying one of the circles is centered around the house I grew up in, but it's damn close.
He’s in that picture somewhere!
My dad is too lol. He works down there.
[Orioles bullpen a mess after two blown Craig Kimbrel saves](https://en.meming.world/images/en/5/5d/James_Franco_First_Time.jpg)
live by the crab man die by the crab man
2/3 kids are home with Mr V today The center is increasing their rates so they did a ~~sorry you're about to pay more~~ parent appreciation breakfast
Thanks for reminding me to hug my mom
I've been getting spammed by scambots on Facebook lately. What'll happen is they'll try to tag me in a post, Facebook will ask my permission, and when I click on the notification the post is just hardcore porn. It's happened 5 times over the past day. The scam accounts are always named like [adjective][noun][6 numbers]. It's infuriating.
my husband was telling me about some weird shit that one of his cousins was posting on facebook yesterday, now I read this comment - I feel like every time I hear about facebook anymore I get affirmation that getting rid of it was the right call lol
I still use it to keep track of my friends. That's pretty much it.
Audra, I’m sorry that me using the bathroom is so boring for you.
Went for a walk this morning and saw nature in full force as a hawk swooped down to grab a smaller bird to carry off. Brutal. My wife was not a fan
Last night, I plopped into bed weird, felt my arm hurt and was like, “uh oh that didn’t feel great” and then fell asleep and now my whole fucking left shoulder is just demolished today 😩
Good morning everyone!
Morning!
[wtf is this](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s/QWv38A56ru)
Speaking of "games set in other places" I think rockstar is missing out by not choosing different cities for GTA. A San Antonio/Houston/Dallas GTA game would be lit.
Rashee Rice, is that you?
A GTA game set in the modern area of Red Dead would be dope
Nah, it would be boring. Always stuck in traffic.
as opposed to la and nyc?
Nobody drives in NYC, there's too much traffic.
fr tho I never would drive in NYC I would rather leave my car unattended in a free park-and-ride commuter lot in New Jersey and take the NJ transit into NYC for a weekend than drive into the city - and in fact I have done that several times lol
Despite me being right the fuck 2 hours/100 miles away most of my entire life, my experience with the city is driving around it, and that one time Frogdude's mom's car satnav took us through a tour of the 5 boroughs because it was set to avoid tolls
> and that one time Frogdude's mom's car satnav took us through a tour of the 5 boroughs because it was set to avoid tolls I didn't know it had a Bohunk function
ok, that's funny
New Orleans would be fucking awesome
Someone on the college basketball sub is telling me a big UConn announcement is coming today, and I’m letting myself believe it, which I can only imagine ends up leaving me disappointed.
I'm shidding rn
Already kinda disgusting outside and it’s only 8am lol hot weather is back
Was describing Fallout to my old Gen-X dad over the weekend and was thinking about what Fallout universe Philly would look like: * Slanding would be the ruins of Penn's Landing and probably be a raider encampment * Trolleys would hold some significance as transport/raider targets * There would be a terminal that noted that the Delaware River was returned to pre-war levels, but it still gives +5 Rads/sec * Reading Terminal Market would either still be a bustling commercial area or one of the first places abandoned, and there's no in-between * I could see the Brotherhood of Steel taking up the Basilica of Saints Peter and Paul * City Hall would hold the sham local government, called something like The Sons of Penn * There'd have to be a Flyers/Gritty themed cult, right?
My DM is setting our Fallout 2d20 game in the area, so he’ll make some stuff up.
🎵 *"The Gang DMs Swordfish's DM"* 🎵
> ruins of Penn's Landing Well with the current construction/demolition down there they wouldn't have to reinvent the wheel with this one.
Fallout 2024
Add a couple amish jokes and some shenanigans with a Liberty Bell and I think we got a hit.
Liberty Bell feels like a group escort quest (epic fight of Brotherhood vs super mutants) and then the consensus is "That's it?" and "It's cracked!" With further shenanigans of trying to fix the 400-year-old crack.
I really want an Orlando-themed Fallout now. Just so much nonsense about Disney. Alligators. Whatever.
My favorite part of Fallout 4 was the Nuka World stuff. I'd love that on an even bigger scale.
For some reason I get spam emails from soap opera digest Which a. I don’t watch soap operas B. I don’t like soap operas
I do not want to work today Why can’t I have every Monday off
I got a little sunburnt yesterday. Between softball and taking the dog for a long walk on the first 80+ day of the year, I should've known better. My inner thighs never stood a chance.
My neck and arms also had some color this morning! I've got to do something to keep it more even this year, I had some rough tan lines last year lol
lol. I need to do the same. I keep sun screen and bug spray in my golf bag, I need to add the same to my softball bag. The neck and arms don't bother me as much as the thighs, as I'm used to it. Problem is I have a tattoo on my upper arm that uses negative space that is currently half red/half white 😑.
I know it's not But the Mask of Zorro is the greatest movie ever
Yesterday afternoon my husband and I went to a park in the city to play disc golf and, for the first time, we brought Bianca along with us! We were anxious for several holes as we figured out how we were going to handle her while also playing, but she was a really good girl and didn't bother anyone else the whole time which was a huge win! After we played, we then walked another mile or so with her, and she was completely wiped out for the rest of the evening once we got back home lol
Show ~~h~~dog
/u/malcolm_miller [If you need more jazz, I saw these guys at a jazz fest forever ago and I still love their stuff](https://youtu.be/zqu0_yJNlCU?si=CcV0s_BjhLY_Gskp) "Punch you in the face jazz" is what I'd call it lol. Think they broke up though :/
Happy "We Got Zeke Back Day"
Good on you guys getting your starting center again
Thanks! Hopefully you guys find a decent starting Quarterback!
me2thanks
Watched episode 3 of Shogun. This show is so good but the amount of reading I have to do makes me tired.
same, that's why I haven't watched more of it.
Y’all ever had an >!interesting time catching up on whatever the thread meta was overnight when you get to work in the morning?!<
>!West Coast finally carrying their weight?!<
>!Yes!<
I'm at the gym IM AT THE FUCKING GYM
Pronoun verb demonstrative pronoun
Man, person, woman, tv, camera
🐻
🐻🤠
Why can't I FUCKING SLEEP
I woke up 1.5 hours before my alarm was set and was like “cool, still time to sleep.” I then woke up every 15 minutes until my alarm went off, capped off by waking up 15 minutes before the alarm was set, rolling over to go back to sleep, then having a dream that I missed my alarm and was waking up 20 minutes late.
Here, have some coffee
Stressing about stuff?
Nothing crazy, just standard Sunday Scaries I guess
Big things happening in Scottish politics right now will post in new thread later
Tag me so I can enjoy the tea when I work later tonight
Will try to remember!
Tag me as well in case I sleepin
Top Lad
👀
Looks like the FM is resigning
Surely there's a SM, that's why they had to denote the F, right?
Well he's certainly been F tier... FM = First Minister, basically the leader of Scotland. There's also one in the North of Ireland and Wales, although they are all constitutionally different in terms of devolved power from Westminster.
Yeah I popped over and read [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/1cfj068/humza_yousaf_set_to_resign_as_survival_hopes_fade) before I made any more jokes. Like, for example, a joke about the upcoming trouble with the Greens in HOTD.
It's a pretty Big Deal
Morning lads
Morning Shroom
How goes it bossman?
Doing good, about to play some Halo with Tree
Top Lad
Hows Shroom?
Very busy with work, other departments are on tight deadlines through their own mismanagement and I am therefore on very tight deadlines too
Good Luck
Thanks :) Got Schitts Creek on and a coffee, we good
There's this guy in my friend group who (I don't care for) is well into his 30s unironically quoting Jordan Peterson on some fundamental role of sexes bullshit and calls Ben Shapiro a philosopher but then also wonders why no single women stay within arms reach for longer than a single night and it makes me giggle when he talks about his woeful dating life in the group chat Tells me more about the rest of my friends than I care to know
> unironically quoting Jordan Peterson on some fundamental role of sexes bullshit and calls Ben Shapiro a philosopher oh no
Yeah it's tough to take him seriously
The dragon beer is 11%
Good ol' imperial stout.
nice
It's really cutting into my gaming skill
y'all ever had a >!bout of death anxiety where the prospect of your own mortality makes it feel like someone's squeezing your heart and you can only take shallow breaths but then like ten seconds later you're relatively fine!<
not as severe, but yes
No 👍
I really want a mini fridge so I can keep cold water next to my desk
If you play Duke Nukem 3D, you like Duke Nukem 3D
Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride
[it’s giving g0rving](https://i.imgur.com/VkRmEVv.jpeg)
Y'all ever have to stretch, roll, and massage gun out your upper back for 10 min before bed so you don't wake up at 3 am with back pain?
I would like to learn more of this sorcery you speak of!
no
Must be nice
I do have a bad back though
Yeah
WOLVES ADVANCE PAST ROUND ONE
🐺
go ny rangers
The Twins finished their sweep 5 hours ago, you're slow as hell
Maybe I was waiting for both sweeps to happen first?
hu hu hu
I heard mewing outside the garage. Sure enough, two of the local strays made a little family. https://i.imgur.com/i2O6jt2.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/zY5ce9i.jpeg They’re under Roommate’s car, so I already texted her to let her know not to move it until we figure out next steps. Creamsicle babies seem to have an upper respiratory infection, because I heard sneezing.
Aww! So many kittens!
I’m guessing she didn’t have more since mama is pretty small herself. This may be her first or at least an early litter.
My front door camera catches a lot of cats overnight. I know some have homes but most are feral. I’ve been wanting to [build one of these cat shelters](https://www.trucatchtraps.com/pub/media/manuals/rubbermaid_shelter.pdf) for a while. But I feel like if I did that then I’d just end up with a cat!
Lol yup, the Cat Distribution System^TM works in mysterious ways. We’ve taken two off the streets and we consistently feed another outdoor tomcat. (Probably the dad here.) After we nicknamed him Quesito (because there was a bigger orange boy already named Queso), I looked at Lady P and said, “Hey, so… we feed him and we named him. You know what that means, right?” Both of us: “We own a cat now.”
aww
you ever just >!listen to [a song](https://youtu.be/Q-V4ulBzHm8) by a band whose concert is happening rn and you even have a ticket but you couldnt really schedule a trip to chicago!<
I really wish Anthony Edwards wasn't a homophobe, he'd be my favorite player otherwise :(
I really fw the Timberwolves based on vibes but it's always so hard to say that when their best player kinda openly is a bad dude with charisma
Yall ever had a >!wall of spoiler text on the free talk because some dorks are beating to death a new shtick so you exit the thread til this trend dies!<
Would you rather there be no comments in here like there usually are at 9 PM pacific
I never said this applied to me, matis🙄 Thank you for not wasting my time by asking if you can ask
Oh no Oh god I'm so sorry
No need to apologize See how painless this was
I am in pain chase Fuck FUCK
But see you'll get over it My pain of constantly being asked if i can be asked That's a scar that'll take a long time to heal
I don't think it's that bad tbh I think you're being a baby
Says the guy currently in pain Cause he listened to my request
Y’all ever had an >!online outlet where you share your deepest and darkest thoughts that even the closest people in your life don’t have access to!<
Yall ever had a >!person in your life similar to a character in Matis lore that I have not previously stated tonight!<
Devin Booker is a bitch
Just for this comment they're sending him to the line again, good job.
It's okay it all worked out
Shout out to Timberwolves legend Bradley Beal
When g0rving asked earlier about players that are good with no sauce Booker was the first name in my head
Y’all ever had a >!pervasive sense of dread from seeing sick and dying people all the time!<
Not really But I also haven't seen as many sick people as you
I simply do not see sick and dying people all the time.
Yall ever had a >!gay ex gf!<
I haven't >!dated a straight person since college!<
Yup.
Yea lol
Y'all ever had a >!Las Vegas resident who insists on wasting your time by asking if he can ask a question when he could just ask the question he wants to ask and let you decide if you want to answer it!<
No
It's hell
u/jawnlobotomy I was making "improvements" to a desk lamp today and cut the cord while it was still plugged in are you proud of me? I replaced the normal "head" part of the lamp with a usb-powered LED panel on a camera swivel. Also means I can use it as a mic stand/camera mount. Turned out pretty cool other than me almost dying. [*No! No, please! I created you!*](https://www.reddit.com/user/Zeggitt/comments/1cfpitm/lamp/)
Lmaoooo Well at least you learned a valuable lesson - cutting the cord on most home appliances won't kill you
Y’all ever had a >!moment of genuine realization of the kind of person you really are!<
When I realized I was >!an extrovert!<, which was a shock to my 27 year old self
Yes. It was a few years back after my first and, to this day, only relationship ended that I realized >!I'm a very boring simple person who's only interesting trait is my seemingly endless sexual appetite and kinks!<
Never once
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace. I know from experience, dude. If you know what I mean.
Yall ever had a >!best friend you might be in love with!<
Yes, got together too and it didn't work out Stillhadsextho
>!Very much a "used to be" scenario. Thought her trying to set me up with her friends/coworkers was a cover because we were basically attached at the hip after college for awhile. Got the courage to ask her if she wanted to go on a date, and our friendship shattered and only recovered like 4 years later but was still never the same!<
Yea
i WANT a >!best friend I might be in love with!<
I ASSURE you that you do not
Back in high school It made things weird
https://preview.redd.it/k3rutrl58cxc1.png?width=2438&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2c461bf282cb9221aef3c8011ba7a00cb8f3b99 The good good
what that?
Fruit with chamoy and tajin
yum
y'all ever had a >!ham sandwich!<
Yes and >!I feel bad about it because pigs are smart and cute!<
Damn straight
now that you bring it up >!I don’t prefer it but do embibe on a cuban now and again!<
I had a cubano kolache today! It was very good and not a cheap gimmick
I have now lost three parlays of +25000 or longer by one damn basket in the past week like, in an alternate universe those three baskets were sunk and I am $1.5k richer. Instead they did not and I am $3 poorer