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MushroomMan89

GRITTY DEMANDS TRANS RIGHTS


ndcj12

https://www.cleveland.com/news/2024/04/cleveland-browns-want-taxpayers-to-cover-half-the-cost-to-build-a-24b-brook-park-dome-or-1b-renovation.html?utm_campaign=clevelanddotcom_sf&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter Yeah fuck multiple things about this. * Billionaire owners asking for taxpayers to pay for new stadiums or renovations to existing ones is wack * The idea of building a stadium all the way out by the airport in fucking BROOK PARK, leaving the lakefront site where they've played for their entire existence, is wack * The idea of building a domed stadium is wack * Jimmy Haslam is wack * The Browns are wack


Sonic343

Why do they even need a new stadium? The one they play in isn’t even that old.


ndcj12

because Jimmy Haslam wants to be able to host things like the Super Bowl, NCAA Tournament, etc., and make all of the profits off of those things because he's the owner while also getting taxpayers to foot the bill for it.


Bud_Grant

I'm pissed at the thought of taxpayers helping any of the billionaires build stadiums. But the thought of fucking dickhead Jimmy Haslam getting public funds for ANYTHING boils my blood


ndcj12

but Bud, he didn't get where he was without trampling millions of people along the way! you can't expect him to stop now!


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pm_me_your_food_pix

My supervisor had to leave for an emergency and said "if you need anything you know how to reach me" and I stopped her and said that there is literally nothing important here that can't wait and to go take care of her family. Like some people need to hear this shit I think. Your job is not your life. Jeez.


cha-cha_dancer

Me when I saw how a baseball game got delayed last night: https://preview.redd.it/4oy73ssvitxc1.jpeg?width=862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=638859d5f0aeb9328a5d05f84f55443200f6e77f


ApatheticFinsFan

Weird shit that happens as you age, apparently your feet can get bigger. I’ve got all these size 11 shoes that don’t fit anymore.


ndcj12

and you know what they say about big feet >!big shoes!<


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

It Has Been [0] Days since Literate typed and deleted a comment wishing death on somebody. >!the counter never gets past 0!<


____Quetzal____

checo has decided he doesnt want breakfast freeloader making me waste food


LordVader1995

I'm only 29, why does something always hurt the last week?


1amoeba1

you're "only" 29 years closer to death and your body is reminding you


1amoeba1

my library is offering free tickets to a minor league baseball game a bit over an hour away from me. i'd totally go if i had anyone to go with.


teddythe3rd

What team? Reading? Lehigh Valley? Trenton? Wilmington? Lakewood? So many teams close lol.


1amoeba1

The fightin phils  I've considered going to a Lehigh Valley game since they're the closest but all my friends are down near Cherry Hill and largely don't give a fuck about sports anyways


teddythe3rd

Lehigh Valley is the best ballpark out of all of them. I have friends in Quakertown and we catch games out there on occasion. If you do go to a Fightin' Phils game, head over across the Schuylkill and do some bar hopping after the game. Reading gets the wrap it deserves, but West Reading is a ton of fun.


1amoeba1

Noted on both fronts. On the chance I do go solo, I was actually thinking about doing a hike somewhere in French Creek State Park before the Fightin Phils at 6:45 and then doing a late dinner somewhere after. Would you recommend any food spots in particular in West Reading?


teddythe3rd

French Creek is awesome. It's been a minute since I've been there. Want to say it was pre Covid. I've enjoyed my time at both Chatty Monks, and the West Reading Tavern. Both wildly different vibes. They are right next to each other so you could do both lol.


1amoeba1

they both look great. i don't know if it's because i'm hungry, but pub food sounds phenomenal right now and will surely hit after a hike + ball game


AreYouNobody_Too

[Surprisingly relevant opportunity?](https://themoth.org/stories/baseball-toast)


1amoeba1

I mean I like baseball and I like food so that certainly is one way to my heart


AreYouNobody_Too

1. Get tickets 2. Get toaster 3. Post on dating app 4. ??? 5. Profit(?)


1amoeba1

You had me until 3


AreYouNobody_Too

I mean you could just skip 3-5 and still have a lovely toaster and ball game.


1amoeba1

yeah i thinkt that's the play as i do just have an extra toaster laying around..


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SouthPlattePat

Robovacs are gamechangers. We run ours while we walj the dog and Im always blown away with how much dust and dog hair it picks up despite running daily. We used to vacuum twice a week and I have no idea how we lived in filth for so long


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SouthPlattePat

We got robovacs, we got air purifiers, we got humidifiers, we got hella plants We breathin fresh shit


SouthPlattePat

Just changed banks and apparently I will be getting paper checks until ADP verifies my account. I discovered this after I saw I was not paid today and spent an hour calling my bank and ADP. Rent is due


k_bomb

Electronic deposit or visit a branch? Payroll checks usually clear very quickly.


SouthPlattePat

Electronic. Yeah never had issues with my old WF account but theyre being weird now thay I switched banks.


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rab7

YESSS for the longest time, I truly thought I could blow those bubbles if I did the proper technique. But I also understood that the proper technique involved twisting into shapes that were not possible for a 6-year-old.


ApatheticFinsFan

Never watched SpongeBob really but for whatever reason threw the movie on the other day. That shit was hilarious.


ndcj12

Seasons 1-3 of SpongeBob is the best thing Nickelodeon ever produced IMO


cha-cha_dancer

truly timeless, I have them on my laptop


byniri_returns

It's such a shame the quality decreased so much after that.


rab7

It's even more of a shame that the people who watched Seasons 1-3 are a small subset of millenials that are now in their 30's, and the majority of people who have watched Spongebob mostly watched post Season 3.


cha-cha_dancer

That is sad


raichufanclub

Ok I put on a nice shirt for my appointment and also cause we’re taking marketing photos at work today, and my new favorite necklace paired with the shirt makes me look like a slutty dude on spring break. I’m not changing.


MushroomMan89

Hell yeah


ApatheticFinsFan

Pooka shell?


raichufanclub

That’s not the shirt though that pic is from yesterday


ApatheticFinsFan

I gotchu bro


raichufanclub

Nope https://preview.redd.it/prfauwoshtxc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bf098000964168e5254e482e89bcec72c5f0950


Bud_Grant

I . . . . . . . . don't want to look at that Timberlake gif anymore


TylerGlasass20

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amie137

I have one month to decide if I want to renew my nursing license for 2 more years. On the one hand, it costs money and I’m 99.9% sure I don’t want to ever do nursing again. But on the other hand, it feels sad to let go after all the work it took to get it and a decade in the profession.


rab7

>it costs money I'm a bit naive and maybe spoiled because my company pays our annual Society of Actuaries fees, but nursing employers really don't pay y'all's licensing fees?


amie137

The place I worked did not, and I’m not there anymore anyway. We also had to pay for our own CPR training to renew that as well


justplainjeremy

My mom retried from nursing just over 2 years ago and plans to renew it for the rest of her life which seems like kinda silly but she just says " I worked really hard for it" which is fair I have helped her with it in the past because she is not so good at computers


ApatheticFinsFan

Just renew it. You want to have that in your back pocket just in case.


PrelectingPizza

I would do it just 1 last time. It is probably easy to renew now versus letting it lapse and then trying to get recertified. I went through something like this with my job about 2 months ago.I decided to get the certs renewed for the next 2 years although I have no plans on doing that stuff again. It is easy insurance just in case I do want to do that stuff again. Also, in 2 years, I should have enough experience with this new career that I don't need a fall back plan.


rufus418

Do it. You never know when it'll come in handy. Even if you don't want to do nursing again, travelers make BANK and you can do shorter commitments.


Pliable_Patriot

do it


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amie137

Very much so


byniri_returns

Good morning everyone!


Pliable_Patriot

Mornin


k_bomb

Shit, missed administrative professionals day last wednesday. Oh well, I get to buy bagels for the office tomorrow then.


TylerGlasass20

Tomorrow is my Friday and I cannot wait Thanks mom for having a birthday!!


hyperbolical

Probably going to have some weiners tonight. I think I'll make brats for dinner too.


ndcj12

sounds like my Friday night!


jawnlobotomy

Charlie aren't you worried about your sodium intake? Nitrates?


ndcj12

I do need to keep the sodium intake down because of my blood pressure I think these wieners are low in sodium though


jawnlobotomy

I guess it depends on how salty the gay is


justplainjeremy

I fell asleep early and the baby must have carried off my glasses and I'm blind and It's the one time I'm out of contacts


rab7

Not knowing where your glasses is, but needing glasses to be able to find your glasses, is probably the biggest piece of evidence that either God doesn't exist, or he is an unjust God.


justplainjeremy

I think along those lines a lot I can see enough to not walk in front of a car or fall down the stairs but not well enough to be able to see things clearly on the ground I really need to get into the eye doctor soon I have a mini staycation coming up and this was a great reminder


Krimm240

Happy my Friday, everyone! Heading for a long weekend to the finger lakes this weekend. Wish it was going to be nicer weather, but still. Being away from work for a few days is going to be extremely welcome


TylerGlasass20

lol apparently today is national principals day We quite literally just had national principals week back in October like thanks I like my boss but this is ridiculous


ndcj12

why is work


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ndcj12

I don't even want any of those!


hyperbolical

Without work, we couldn't displace objects through the application of force.


MushroomMan89

Work? On a Wednesday? Homophobia.


TylerGlasass20

That’s what I’m saying


teddythe3rd

Good morning to Tyrese Maxey, Nick Castellanos, and Johan Rojas.


k_bomb

[Feeling 1 percent better, might delete later](https://www.inquirer.com/resizer/YLvMZfxanxoQz9luqJRW01uu3nQ=/760x507/smart/filters:format(webp\)/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/pmn/IVG7WK4TCZCEDKLXV7Y2CSSTBM.jpg)


teddythe3rd

[If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best](https://imgur.com/a/zYxOuFH)


Swordfish08

When your name is called respond “Here,” which will be shorthand for “Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.”


amie137

I say present because, let’s be real, my presence is a gift to you all


TylerGlasass20

In high school here used to be “estoy aqui” which meant I am here lol


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Swordfish08

I don’t need no instructions to know how to rock!


Swordfish08

The Mooninites when they had the villain convention.


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Zeggitt

get a case, bud.


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teddythe3rd

Quintessential Jersey driver.


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Pliable_Patriot

half the people on the road should not be trusted driving


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k_bomb

One of my great regrets was not seeing Modest Mouse & Brand New in 2016. RIP Jeremiah Green


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thegoat266

Didn’t get off the lottery I’m upset


OsStrohsAndBohs

I would wear [this](https://x.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1785382244414075165?s=46&t=Q2BSif8n8pRkHif9Ck38PQ) Rays hoodie. Cool as shit


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cha-cha_dancer

ocean connect


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03_03_28

I keep on trying to articulate how the song "Ben" by Michael Jackson is funny without ruining the humor of the part that's funny but I can't so I'll just say it. It's an extremely inoffensive song sung to this friend named Ben that's misunderstood by the world, and it sounds sweet and all until you watch the movie that the song was written for. Ben is actually >!a murderous rat that leads a horde of rats that terrorizes a town. And he's not even a great friend either, the last human Ben befriended tried to separate himself from the rats and then Ben and friends fucking ate him alive.!< I could not come up with a more WTF identity for Ben if I tried. When I listen to the song after learning that, all I can think is lmao >!he's singing this to a fucking murder rat!<


MushroomMan89

Morning lads


sexboxsony

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-68920343.amp Only in Lincolnshire, right Commish?


MushroomMan89

Sadly a case of central government funding being consistently cut since 2010 meaning shit like this. It's national


Pliable_Patriot

Morning Shroom


MushroomMan89

How goes it bossman?


Pliable_Patriot

Just got done with Fallout ep 5 a bit ago, damn man it just keeps getting better


MushroomMan89

Top Lad It's such a great adaptation, I love it so much. I am a huge fan of the games and they really do them justice


Pliable_Patriot

I was worried it wasn't going to be good.


MushroomMan89

I must admit the same, but they've nailed the vibe entirely


Pliable_Patriot

Fallout Ep. 5 >!Holy Fuck!< >!Knight Titus admitting he is not Titus, Lucy saving him. That happened a lot faster than I expected. Moving into the other vault. We're in the best place, a Vault. Also great quote, "Everyone wants to save the world, they just disagree on how". So much to process!<


k_bomb

>!Wasn't that a big episode for Norm, aka Lucy's brother, as well?!<


Pliable_Patriot

Yes


Houston_Easterby

Charles Barkley talking about Galveston is me every time someone want to go to the beach


Pliable_Patriot

[Home Improvement Vlog - New LEGO Build Space](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zooiZYUobyQ) I'd love to be able to do this someday.


MotherFuckingMatis

When your WorkFavoriteTeam drafts WorkBoNix 😑


____Quetzal____

huh?


Pliable_Patriot

huh?


AlpineSummit

Great sports week so far! Nuggets send the Lakers home and end LeBron’s career! Avs win the series and Georgie looks like royalty again! Burnley get a point off Man U! Miami Grand Prix! And don’t tell Matis…but I’m excited for Nix to Franklin! Quack quack! 🦆 🐎


MotherFuckingMatis

😑


Pliable_Patriot

SCATTER! SCATTER!


Pliable_Patriot

quack attack is back!


Pliable_Patriot

should I watch Dune Pt 2 or continue Fallout TV tonight?


AlpineSummit

I vote Fallout! I wish I could watch it again for the first time


Brock_Lobstweiler

How much time do you have?


Pliable_Patriot

Went with Fallout, Dune II still awaits


Zeggitt

I watched dune II a few nights ago. very good.


Brock_Lobstweiler

Agreed, I really enjoyed it.


Pliable_Patriot

a few hours, I'm usually up late


iLerntMyLesson

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Brock_Lobstweiler

#AVS MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ROUND #NUGGIES BOUNCE THE LAKERS ^^^Broncos ^^^draft ^^^Bo ^^^Nix


AlpineSummit

Moose came up clutch tonight! Moose & Murray!


Brock_Lobstweiler

I was hoping he'd get an empty netter for the hatty.


AlpineSummit

That would have been great!


Pliable_Patriot

LETS GO!


AlpineSummit

Okay, just saw the BEES and that bee guy looked like he had the time of his life!


Brock_Lobstweiler

Reminds me of the extra goalie an NHL team had to pull a couple years back. Just a dude with skills, being in the right place and loving all of it.


Brock_Lobstweiler

OMG I'm dying at the beekeeper thing SVP just showed on Sports Center. I really hope they rehomed those bees and didn't just kill them!


AlpineSummit

The article I saw said he “stunned” them! So I hope rehomed. I guess the PA guy played Holding Out for a Hero while he was sucking them up!


InferiousX

So in all of my playthrus of FallOut New Vegas, I somehow missed the "Hard Luck Blues" quest every single time. >!Absolutely fuck that quest. Constant radiation, having to swim underwater to get multiple passwords, irradiated ghouls EVERYWHERE that for some reason can cast an AOE radiation bomb fucking spell Jesus fuck. I used all my Stimpacks, all my Radaway and like 300 rounds of both energy cell ammo and 10MM ammo to complete that quest. And I still haven't 100% explored Vault 34 because more goddamned glowing ghouls come running after you when you finish the quest and I just said "fuck that."!< Seriously. Fuck that quest.


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InferiousX

BACK SATAN


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Pliable_Patriot

BOOM SHAKA LAKA


Disgruntled_Eggplant

The supervising senior resident has not emailed us on when to come in tomorrow… I kinda wanna email and ask but what if she’s about to send it RIGHT NOW


AChaseOfTheMondays

Just pretend you didn't see the email til Luke noon tomorrow 


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Who is luke


AChaseOfTheMondays

What do you call a vampire who ate too much at the baseball game? >!a full count!<


Pliable_Patriot

lol


teddythe3rd

Johan Rojas!


teddythe3rd

Casty my man pots and pans.


teddythe3rd

I live for images like [this](https://imgur.com/a/zYxOuFH)


AChaseOfTheMondays

Braves fought hard in the end, but muñoz slammed the door


03_03_28

https://preview.redd.it/p3vewunmmqxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c40ae393136bd6498bcd540f72ca09aa06d48572 Youtube ads are COOKED man 😂😂😂 They've really fallen to the level of AI girl foot fetish content this is just sad


broncosandwrestling

maybe youtube is actually *really* good and you just haven't had the right kind of sexual awakening yet i'll stomp on you if you want


Pliable_Patriot

uhh


broncosandwrestling

My room is so PURPLE because of all the ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT


AChaseOfTheMondays

Exhale


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Pliable_Patriot

time for a new phone?


iLerntMyLesson

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AChaseOfTheMondays

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iLerntMyLesson

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ForYeWhoArtLiterate

We just got rid of the couch in preparation of getting a new one on Thursday, and so our living room is filled with lawn chairs. The cat is distraught at the lack of things to paw at and sit on


sexboxsony

>distraught at the lack of things to paw at Sick bars son, call Kendrick.


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Our cats are perfectly happy to sit on any surface that’s not the floor, even a piece of cardboard