If I were a child and a green witch came up to me and said...
"Hellooo, little boy! I'm going on a date tonight, but my date is expecting me to be a bit *younger*. I need a vial of child's blood for my youth potion. Can I have some of yours?"
...by God, I'd give her the blood! I'm young! I have plenty!
I'm not a Tractor Boy myself, but I will say I have a soft spot for them!
The Posh are playing tonight in the League 1 Playoffs away at Oxford and I am NERVOUS
Thankfully. We can only have one tractor boy in this thread and that is /u/swordfish08 😂.
Just had to look up the matchup. Didn’t realized where they were tbh.
Its such a great device. Faster and better than a regular oven, makes frozen munchies almost as fast as a microwave, but so much better.
I applaud this invention.
Step one: Get pickup from anywhere that has fries.
Step two: put the now soggy and gross fries in the air fryer once you get home.
Step three: after a few minutes you'll have the best fries of your life
This is a banging deal for anyone who may be interested:
Immersion Blender Handheld Hand Blender 1100W, Trigger Variable Speed 5 in 1 Stick Blender, Emulsion Blender with Chopper, Whisk and Frother for Soup, Baby Food and Smoothies https://a.co/d/12ityqa
Honestly tempted to get this for the sole purposes of making mayo and using it on a can of whole peeled tomatoes for pizza sauce
Idk the brand tho never heard of it
Oh that reminded me, while I was laying in bed last night, I made hollandaise with my older Cuisinart a looonnnggg time ago and that shit was so money and easy to prepare.
I had a Cuisinart model a few years ago, but it wasn't nearly as loud as most blenders I've come across. Then again, I'm mostly used to industrial models in the food industry so my experience may have some bias.
Phoenix airport much like the city itself is just ridiculously spread out and it takes like 90 years to get anywhere, which is obviously not fun at 4 in the morning
Drake def bit off more than he could chew, J Cole was wise to get out of this when he did. I never met Kendrick but even I know the dude combines a huge chip on his shoulder with being an incredible wordsmith, coming for him was never gonna end well for someone who deluded himself into thinking being popular on tik toks meant he was worth shit.
Now that there's been time to process, most insane part of today's tracks
Kendrick posted 6:16 this morning with the picture of just the glove he stole from Drake. Then tonight drops Family Matters and has a bar about Ozempic. Then an hour later Kendrick drops Meet the Grahams and the cover art is the full uncropped picture with a receipt for OZEMPIC with DRAKE'S NAME ON IT.
Which means Kendrick didn't just react to Family Matters dropping tonight, I think he already knew it was coming today. Dot is masterminding this shit
Also, Drake's song was called Family Matters. Kenny responded in under 30 minutes addressing every member in Drake's family (even the fucking hidden ones). Which means that the mole Kendrick has in his pocket is probably legit. Which means at least SOME of Meet the Grahams is true.
If ANY of that shit is true... holy fuck.
The 11 year old daughter one is pretty tricky because for it to really hit not only does she have to exist but Drake has to know about her tbh. And Drake's already claiming he doesn't. It'll be interesting to see how this plays out. I 100% think Kendrick has at least one more track in the chamber so I'm sure he'll address that.
The wife beater thing seems flimsy to me but I'm not gonna start blindly defending Dot in case it's actually true
Im convinced Drake has another kid 100%
Also the pedo shit was always associated with him with that weird shit with Millie Bobby Brown so ovo being a bunch of sex offenders doesn't seem to far
But if the wife beating allegations from family matters are true I'm gonna be real sad.
Despite how much of a menace she can be and how kinda uncivilized she was when I got her, my dog is very aware not to jump up on to counters, tables etc and nab food even when it's for her.
I can think of one incident in the last several years where she nabbed my buddy's toast that was on the table. Other than that she is very well behaved and restrained in this matter and I did almost zero training or work in this department.
After 6:16 I saw someone say they legit think someone gave Cole intel about what was coming and I didn't believe that shit but now I do
I'm obviously kind of a Cole hater but I could definitely buy he has the least skeletons in the closet
I think I saw somewhere that Punch told Cole to stay outta it bc kdot and Drake actually just hate each other and it's not a fun haha beef
He def made the right call
Also say what you want to, but Cole actually has always seemed like a decent and present father to his kid
Early today I was thinking "man is it just cuz I'm young that I think euphoria & Story of Adidon are the two bets diss tracks of all time" and two more fucking tracks have dropped since
Meet the Graham's is the best diss track I've heard in like the last 15 years I've been listening to rap
But in the 90s diss tracks could actually get you shot so those def get some added cred
https://preview.redd.it/2l8c0kbcccyc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe970d02882cb9f19da84afe94723b3cfe419a5
Meet The Grahams is actual insanity, shit is giving me heart palpitations
Had Daves hot chicken and it kinda fuckin sucks. Food truck prices for sub par hot chicken.
I would expect more flavor from nashville style chicken from a fast food place
My buddy had it yesterday and recommended it so I thought I'll give it another shot. I went from hot my first time to extra hot, it was just shit. Heat was there, flavor was entirely missing
Fries were good, but for what I paid it was pretty shit
Calling the ovo crew a bunch of sex offenders JFC
Also Kendrick probably being more of a father to drakes kids in this diss track than Drake has in their entire lives.
anyone wanna listen to the demo me and bass guy made in my UNIT today and tell me if it goes hard
its really sloppy but we put 2 of our little song bits together back to back and i wanna see what the people think of it
I also offered 66% on a premium derrick white card on ebay and expected the seller to haggle and my sensez to return to me but homie just accepted it
Does derrick white deserve mvp? Yes
Yes, precisely. I would suggest it to anyone looking for a historical romantic drama.
Yes 100% to you, it is insane but also genuinely a good film. I'd pick one of two ways to watch it: take an edible and expect a historical romantic drama (this might be traumatic) or read the plot blurb and watch it like it won a Palme d'or (it did).
Such a good movie. I chose to see it in theaters on a whim, took a couple of edibles (25ish mg) because surely a weird french horror movie would be enhanced by that, sat in the very front row, then sat in the TGIF next door for many hours questioning...many, many things lol
Finally watched Good Place start to finish (I had only gotten through season 3 before) and I think the series finale is my favorite of the Michael Schur-verse. It was perfect.
My aunt and I are slowly making our way through it. We're almost at the s1 finale. I watched 1 & 2 while they aired but never cared to finish it out back then. Hopefully I haven't moved out by the time we get to to the end because I've heard a lot of good things.
Find something more uplifting to think about, like global warming or mass extinction events or attempts to derail the 2024 election. That might give you more hope than what you have now.
"Why don't people respect Caitlin Clark" Because a lot of people don't respect women, sadly
If I were a child and a green witch came up to me and said... "Hellooo, little boy! I'm going on a date tonight, but my date is expecting me to be a bit *younger*. I need a vial of child's blood for my youth potion. Can I have some of yours?" ...by God, I'd give her the blood! I'm young! I have plenty!
what the fucks up dennys
The grand slamwich was an elite menu item and I will die on that hill.
I have literally only ever eaten Denny's between 3-5am and it was nachos every single time. I trust you on this one.
their burgers aint bad
I will try to remember this if I'm ever incredibly drunk between the hours of 3 and 5 am
Moons over my hammy
Grand slam comment
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>!Sorry, best I can do is a bottle of Wild Irish Rose!<
>!Thank!<
PREMIER LEAGUE BOUND IPSWICH TOWN!
I was gonna tag you! Congrats on back to back promotions!
I'm not a Tractor Boy myself, but I will say I have a soft spot for them! The Posh are playing tonight in the League 1 Playoffs away at Oxford and I am NERVOUS
Thankfully. We can only have one tractor boy in this thread and that is /u/swordfish08 😂. Just had to look up the matchup. Didn’t realized where they were tbh.
Me 🤝 death Take me
The suffering must continue
Morning LADIES
Transphobia
The sub is closing down soon We’re all taking our masks off
May the 4th be with you
Who tf puts a game 7 at 1:00 on a fucking Sunday?! NBA get your shit together
I’d rather that than a 9 pm start between the two biggest cities on the east coast.
That’s fair lol, I thought the game would be at like 4 that makes more sense to me
people who have to work early monday? rather have it too early than too late
Marleen trading Arraez. Kinda respect the bit by starting a fire sale in early May.
Kendrick called Drake a sex offender and begged LeBron to not let his family near him over a jazz Alchemist beat. He the 🐐
The more I use my air fryer, the more I love it
I need to use mine more.
Its such a great device. Faster and better than a regular oven, makes frozen munchies almost as fast as a microwave, but so much better. I applaud this invention.
Step one: Get pickup from anywhere that has fries. Step two: put the now soggy and gross fries in the air fryer once you get home. Step three: after a few minutes you'll have the best fries of your life
This is a banging deal for anyone who may be interested: Immersion Blender Handheld Hand Blender 1100W, Trigger Variable Speed 5 in 1 Stick Blender, Emulsion Blender with Chopper, Whisk and Frother for Soup, Baby Food and Smoothies https://a.co/d/12ityqa
Honestly tempted to get this for the sole purposes of making mayo and using it on a can of whole peeled tomatoes for pizza sauce Idk the brand tho never heard of it
Oh that reminded me, while I was laying in bed last night, I made hollandaise with my older Cuisinart a looonnnggg time ago and that shit was so money and easy to prepare.
Nor have I but I just did a quick Google and came across this: https://ca.bestreviews.guide/home-comforts-immersion-hand-blenders
Does it make cool blender noises?
I had a Cuisinart model a few years ago, but it wasn't nearly as loud as most blenders I've come across. Then again, I'm mostly used to industrial models in the food industry so my experience may have some bias.
I prefer blenders that go crrrrrsssshhshshshghhgdddxrahhdhhh
I bought an immersion blender in 2018. I've used it maybe twice since then.
Get can of Rotel Add garlic, onion, salt Blend Thank me
you can send it to me
it comes with all attachments shown?
Guessing so: >Included Components 1* Stick Blender, 1* Whisk, 1* Milk Frother, 600ml Mixing Beaker, 500ml Food Processor
thanks, sometimes its hard to tell
Can't help with the billion dollar shipping to AK fees, sorry.
r/Helldivers and r/games is in "We did it reddit" mode 🙄
I’m still going to keep playing it every chance I get lol
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Boycotting
Why is the kid from Degrassi beefing with Kendrick
Because he's fucking stupid
phoenix airport at 4am is the biblical definition of purgatory i think
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Phoenix airport much like the city itself is just ridiculously spread out and it takes like 90 years to get anywhere, which is obviously not fun at 4 in the morning
Holy fucking shit Kendrick absolutely EVISCERATED Drake
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[meet the grahams](https://youtu.be/j3OhV1och50?si=Dwbd9GIASjcTAaoe)
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It's so fucking good he just hit bullseye on every fucking target
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Drake def bit off more than he could chew, J Cole was wise to get out of this when he did. I never met Kendrick but even I know the dude combines a huge chip on his shoulder with being an incredible wordsmith, coming for him was never gonna end well for someone who deluded himself into thinking being popular on tik toks meant he was worth shit.
Things you hate to see:
He just has to retire at this point.
He's too shameless for that. He'll wait for this whole thing to pass over and go back to shitting out music tailored for TikTok.
Watching the sunrise by the water, when I was rudely interrupted by the violent urge to shit.
RIP
[ Star Wars Gangsta Rap Special Edition](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij4w7ChpuaM)
America/UK: happy star wars day! Rest of Europe: …war? happy?
"Fourth of May"? I don't get it, is this a Yoda thing?
Morning lads
goeiemorgen
Hallo, wie gehts?
met mij gaat het goed, ook al moest ik vanochtend vroeg opstaan, en met jou?
Ich verstehe nur ein bisschen, aber ich bin gut, danke. Das wetter ist sonnig und Ich sehe die Fußball.
Morning Shroom
How goes it bossman?
Was trying to play Ranked Call of Duty with my buddy but he got suspended for some reason. Sigh. Modern gaming sucks sometimes
Damn, that's annoying!
I did find a good new Gun to use in Warzone though, so I got that going for me
Top Lad
Hows Shroom?
Not bad ta, doing some uni work, having a coffee, just listened to meet the grahams and I stg Kendrick just ended Drake's whole career
>Drake has the best gender reveal parties
The giants sub is shall we say quite high on Malik Nabers. Can’t spell his name for shit though.
they ended up scheduling the rangers before the stars/knights game 7 anyway 🗿
May the 4th be with you!
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Well, well, well... It appears you've caught me. But how well do you *really* know me?
That awkward time in the morning where you need to leave unusually early, but you are also holding out hope you poo before you leave the house.
coffee helps
[Dawg look at the date](https://gulfnews.com/entertainment/hollywood/rapper-drake-may-have-a-daughter-1.1497534)
> According to the site, the child’s mother is “a black woman who is brown skinned”. 👴
[Cole rn](https://youtu.be/nL8hVXSDmNM?si=r5yyiVd_l0aDqC37)
Cole sitting on a blanket in Central Park blowing a dandelion and making a wish rn
My only disappointment is that not a single line has gone as hard as "Deadbeat motherfucka playin border patrol" yet...
Drake's best line so far has been "Metro shut your hoe ass up and make some drums" just cuz it's so funny
METRO BOOMIN DRUM SOME MORE
Now that there's been time to process, most insane part of today's tracks Kendrick posted 6:16 this morning with the picture of just the glove he stole from Drake. Then tonight drops Family Matters and has a bar about Ozempic. Then an hour later Kendrick drops Meet the Grahams and the cover art is the full uncropped picture with a receipt for OZEMPIC with DRAKE'S NAME ON IT. Which means Kendrick didn't just react to Family Matters dropping tonight, I think he already knew it was coming today. Dot is masterminding this shit
Also, Drake's song was called Family Matters. Kenny responded in under 30 minutes addressing every member in Drake's family (even the fucking hidden ones). Which means that the mole Kendrick has in his pocket is probably legit. Which means at least SOME of Meet the Grahams is true. If ANY of that shit is true... holy fuck.
The 11 year old daughter one is pretty tricky because for it to really hit not only does she have to exist but Drake has to know about her tbh. And Drake's already claiming he doesn't. It'll be interesting to see how this plays out. I 100% think Kendrick has at least one more track in the chamber so I'm sure he'll address that. The wife beater thing seems flimsy to me but I'm not gonna start blindly defending Dot in case it's actually true
Im convinced Drake has another kid 100% Also the pedo shit was always associated with him with that weird shit with Millie Bobby Brown so ovo being a bunch of sex offenders doesn't seem to far But if the wife beating allegations from family matters are true I'm gonna be real sad.
Some of the ghosts have defected
The Pokémon Mystery Dungeon games are very underrated
I could not beat Zapdos
Think I might have to order myself a big ole burrito this weekend
u/g0rving how much bad dragon does a grand get you? this came up in a conversation and it would be useful to know that in dildos
this confused me for a sec... i thought you were asking about grand dragons lmao
I have been doing nothing but getting my ass kicked in pool tonight and I want to commit sewer slide
Despite how much of a menace she can be and how kinda uncivilized she was when I got her, my dog is very aware not to jump up on to counters, tables etc and nab food even when it's for her. I can think of one incident in the last several years where she nabbed my buddy's toast that was on the table. Other than that she is very well behaved and restrained in this matter and I did almost zero training or work in this department.
I kinda respect j Cole for backing out of this beef day 3 This shit is getting personal and I wouldn't want kdot rapping about my kids on a dis track.
After 6:16 I saw someone say they legit think someone gave Cole intel about what was coming and I didn't believe that shit but now I do I'm obviously kind of a Cole hater but I could definitely buy he has the least skeletons in the closet
I think I saw somewhere that Punch told Cole to stay outta it bc kdot and Drake actually just hate each other and it's not a fun haha beef He def made the right call Also say what you want to, but Cole actually has always seemed like a decent and present father to his kid
I agree with that I don't like his corny fake humble schtick but he's definitely not getting called a pedophile or a wife beater lmao
I honestly think Meet the Grahams is already one of the top diss tracks of all time
Early today I was thinking "man is it just cuz I'm young that I think euphoria & Story of Adidon are the two bets diss tracks of all time" and two more fucking tracks have dropped since
Meet the Graham's is the best diss track I've heard in like the last 15 years I've been listening to rap But in the 90s diss tracks could actually get you shot so those def get some added cred
Abel catching strays in family matters Also Drake crushing the van from GKMC is pretty good ngl
Is that actually the same exact van?
Highly doubt it's the actual van but I can appreciate being petty and finding and scraping a van made 20 years ago for beef
Literally the first words out Kenny's mouth: "Dear Adonis" [Me:](https://i.imgur.com/rSF3FIx.jpeg)
https://preview.redd.it/2l8c0kbcccyc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe970d02882cb9f19da84afe94723b3cfe419a5 Meet The Grahams is actual insanity, shit is giving me heart palpitations
How the fuck am I supposed to sleep now knowing either of these mfs can drop another fucking bomb at any second????
This mf Drake really tried to imply Kendrick is carried by Baby "SIPPING TAP WATER DIABETES IN A JAR" Keem
aubrey lamar
The pace at which the beef is evolving is amazing
Remember the other day when Cole said TPAB put people to sleep
And here we are with Kendrick dropping 3 songs and Drake putting out an 8-minute response lmao
MOTHERFUCK THA BIG THREE ITS JUST BIG ME (He is Kendrick Lamar)
https://preview.redd.it/53vfry1dacyc1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16d5b250dbe8605ede4013e43ba2d0553ccf8441
Bro Kenny wants Aubrey dead what the fuck 😭
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BETWEEN KENDRICK AND DRAKE WHAT THE FUCK
I highly doubt this will ever happen but I hope someday game freak releases a new mainline Pokémon game in 2D rather than 3D
They really lost a step when they went away from pixel art.
I do know they are working on an Arceus sequel to be released in 2025. A game with that format though it would be almost impossible to work in 2D.
I usually don’t give a shit about beefs, but Kendrick’s third track just dropped, and holy fuck, it’s fucking brutal
Had Daves hot chicken and it kinda fuckin sucks. Food truck prices for sub par hot chicken. I would expect more flavor from nashville style chicken from a fast food place
I thought Daves hot chickens whole gimmick was about just being stupidly hot not that it has flavor.
My buddy had it yesterday and recommended it so I thought I'll give it another shot. I went from hot my first time to extra hot, it was just shit. Heat was there, flavor was entirely missing Fries were good, but for what I paid it was pretty shit
Oh my fucking God Kendrick just dropped AGAIN
Bruh he went for the kill just rapping to drakes son lmao
Dawg I think he's rapping to his DAUGHTER
Calling the ovo crew a bunch of sex offenders JFC Also Kendrick probably being more of a father to drakes kids in this diss track than Drake has in their entire lives.
Dropping ONE HOUR after Drake dropped and having references to those lyrics is insane Kendrick definitely has moles
Even Drake's paid hangers on hate him lmao
What the fuck
me when I'm kendrick lamar's toilet and he's making me slurp up his fat fucking logs day in and day out
Goodnight, everybody.
anyone wanna listen to the demo me and bass guy made in my UNIT today and tell me if it goes hard its really sloppy but we put 2 of our little song bits together back to back and i wanna see what the people think of it
I also offered 66% on a premium derrick white card on ebay and expected the seller to haggle and my sensez to return to me but homie just accepted it Does derrick white deserve mvp? Yes
I've written 55 pages on cyber warfare this week and I wish I was DEAD guys did you know attribution is important lmao 🫠
damn dude
Zotero fucking rules for citations btw
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If a statement of fact is the most positive thing you can say about that movie, we have similar opinions
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Tbh same, I’m glad it has an audience, I just absolutely was not part of said audience lmao
Yes and?
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Surprisingly that's exaxtly how I felt after watching *Titane* in theaters
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IDk if you're familiar with Ayo Edebiri but this is her letterboxd review of it and it sums my feelings up very well: ★★★★★ Bitch what the fuck!!!!!
Yes, precisely. I would suggest it to anyone looking for a historical romantic drama. Yes 100% to you, it is insane but also genuinely a good film. I'd pick one of two ways to watch it: take an edible and expect a historical romantic drama (this might be traumatic) or read the plot blurb and watch it like it won a Palme d'or (it did).
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Hell yeah, hope you enjoy (Adding you on letterboxd shortly)
I mean, both movies involve a key scene with a car, so…yeah! But seriously, Titane is excellent. Fucking weird on every level, and I loved it.
Such a good movie. I chose to see it in theaters on a whim, took a couple of edibles (25ish mg) because surely a weird french horror movie would be enhanced by that, sat in the very front row, then sat in the TGIF next door for many hours questioning...many, many things lol
Thinking about Drake Maye rn
Like *thinking* about Drake Maye 🥵 or ***thinking*** about Drake Maye
no comment
Finally watched Good Place start to finish (I had only gotten through season 3 before) and I think the series finale is my favorite of the Michael Schur-verse. It was perfect.
Ngl, the series finale killed the show for me. I'm glad people enjoy it, but not for me
My aunt and I are slowly making our way through it. We're almost at the s1 finale. I watched 1 & 2 while they aired but never cared to finish it out back then. Hopefully I haven't moved out by the time we get to to the end because I've heard a lot of good things.
Happy cake day!
Thinking about Bo Nix rn
Have you tried voodoo? Cast his spirit into the netherworld. Blight his family for generations. Poop on his doorstep.
Find something more uplifting to think about, like global warming or mass extinction events or attempts to derail the 2024 election. That might give you more hope than what you have now.
I hope he is bad for no reason
someone said that kendrick went in for seconds?
It's only on IG or was when I looked it up this morning
Twins extend their streak to 11 wins
We had SICHUAN tonight Not as good as the other place but still good The flavor wasn’t as INTENSE
Was it SPICY?????
Sichuan deez nutz lmaoooo
Pibs I always wondered why jawn and schneebs hate you so much But I kinda get it now I kinda get it
Get it? It sounds kinda like "sit on"
Good one Pibs
I'm still not talking to you