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jbyrdab

The hells this? Pasta Neapolitan?


SuperCharlieW

I should have added! It’s a pasta flight


Djinjja-Ninja

I was going to jokingly comment "WTF is this a pasta flight", but you're telling me that's actually how it appeared on the menu? That's just weird...


bartleby_bartender

I recognize the marinara and Alfredo. What's the third one?


guff1988

I think its Bolognese Alfredo and marinara


Unhappy_Performer538

Ew


HauntedCS

How is that ew? Imagine being stuck picking between three pasta dishes you want and all of a sudden you see “Pasta Flight! Mix and match 3 pastas!” I’d fucking love that.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

I like the concept but you can't eat pasta off a wooden board without looking like a feral hobo


Unhappy_Performer538

Mostly bc the pasta itself looks nasty


Bobbyanalogpdx

I wouldn’t say nasty. But, it certainly doesn’t look the best.


Easy-Extension5550

Even more shocking is how anemic the penne looks.


Psychological-Ad6231

Blue light + yellow pasta. Opposite ends of colour wheel


NoBSforGma

Once again, some chef has disrespected food - and the customer - by serving food on something that can't be sanitized and serving food all jumbled together that should shine on its own. If chef wanted a "pasta tasting," then OK. Use small bowls that will provide a few bites of each pasta and not something that looks like Thanos would enjoy. A friend visiting from Australia leaned over to me in a local restaurant and asked.... "Are portions always this HUGE in the US?"


JustHereForCookies17

My first thought was how unsafe this... serving vessel is.  I suppose it could be coated in a food-safe sealant or something, though. 


MrSchulindersGuitar

it looks dry as fuck so I'm not counting on it. Its even more noticeable comparing it to the bar wood which has a finish on it. Doesnt even look like it has mineral oil on it.


JustHereForCookies17

I agree with you. I was trying to be charitable, but I don't know why.  The thought of all that sauce being absorbed by the wood, then more water being absorbed in the dishwasher, and it all just sitting in there in a hot, humid kitchen... Blech.


TokenTakenUsername

You can smell it from here. That damp wood smell.


NoBSforGma

Is there such a thing as a "food-safe sealant" that would survive the santitation process that restaurants go through?


agprincess

I want ghost pasta!


DrPolarBearMD

The Tour of Shitaly?


Tragically_Enigmatic

Here, eat this pasta slop like the dog you are.


FierceNack

Needs some vegetables! I would be taking a nap in the restaurant after eating that.


donkeytime

The chocolate lava cake will wake you right up.


MrsZero07

It looks like it’s served on a picture frame.


kingeryck

Don't give them ideas.


ArcherFawkes

Maybe it's my OCD but different sauces pastas HAVE to be separate and this is making me so upset lolol


babyyteeth13

Yeah I love pasta but this is atrocious looking


Blklight21

It looks damned good though


TLBCheddar

Damned is the operative word. How are high you?*


Blklight21

Not high at all. That pasta doesn’t look tasty to you?


CapisunTrav

Looks like seafood if you squint a bit


PositiveCommentsDog

But if I squint I can't really sea the food


Solid-Ad7137

Please tell me they did not just dump pasta on the bar for you to lick up


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Solid-Ad7137: *Please tell me they did* *Not just dump pasta on the* *Bar for you to lick up* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


OG_Pow

Do be looking good though


Merciless-Dom

Awful. People who do this should be banned from cooking pasta.


librarians_wwine

Penne looks like it’s covered in glue and gnats


Galaxy-royalty

Where is this?