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Should_have_been_ded

Not mine. I usually bury them


[deleted]

I usually just unhinge my jaw and devour the whole carcass


tthannah

All that marrow must be good for your gut health


subpar-life-attempt

"I'm burying you!"


Should_have_been_ded

Kinky


Lonely-Telephone-627

You've got a bone to spare!


Should_have_been_ded

Only for good boys


yellowbrickstairs

I actually have your bones this evening and I will be holding on to them until you return all your overdue library books


Should_have_been_ded

But I'm not done overanalyzing the mystery murder cases from the books. How am I even supposed to return them without my skeletal structure? ;-;


yellowbrickstairs

You'll be fine. Skeletons are not allowed in the library anyway, not since the accident


Should_have_been_ded

Oh yea, that time when Jack Skellington turn loose the haloween. Since then, no skeletons are allowed...


yellowbrickstairs

What he did to those encyclopedias was disgusting


Should_have_been_ded

It's the reason why the library lady shushes everyone. No detail of that dark night shall be spoken ever again


thedeuce75

Me neither, as far as I can tell all mine are still in place.


NoCandidate7335

Probably a deer or moose


CrunchwrapSenpai

Sorry I didn’t mean to leave those there


tthannah

C'mon, clean up your shit... I mean, leg


ultrapoo

Kevin's


tthannah

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jvrcb17

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WhatsGoingOnUpstairs

Friggin Kevin!


HeresTheThingIKnow

We need to talk about Kevin


isausernamebob

As a Kevin, I concur. Let's talk about my bone. I don't mind, no really, it's no big deal


[deleted]

Seems like Herobrian got to him 😢


calatranacation

https://youtu.be/vEZkJhoUI5w?feature=shared


[deleted]

They’re yours now… finders keepers, losers weepers


tthannah

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Im_eating_that

Omg you found them! Those are mine. I've been blooping around like a jellyfish for several months.


PineapplePie135

are you gonna eat that?


MastiffOnyx

If the History Channel taught me anything, it's Bigfoot. It's always Bigfoot.


PerfectlyImpurrfect8

The answer


Mr-Gumby42

Deer? No reference scale.


Quirky_Discipline297

There are no sub-alpine species of bananas extant. There used to be. But freaking bears.


Mr-Gumby42

How about a coconut?


Quirky_Discipline297

Fine but make sure it’s a coconut and not the head of a bear cub. One has three eyes, the other has two and a mother.


doctallman

It would have to be brought by an African Swallow!


Mr-Gumby42

Two of them holdin on a line held under the dorsal guiding feathers.


BoneDaddy1973

I counted and I have all mine. Good looking out though, thanks


Dry_Turnover_6068

Yours now.


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Curtis_Geist

I don’t know, “who is bones” are they?


melted-ghost

Mine. I ripped money out and use them as a marker so I wouldn’t get lost…I’m lost as of the current moment.


OlDirtyBrewer

r/whatboneisthis


glistening_cum_ropes

OP go here if you really want to know.


Itchy_Blacksmith_280

Elk or Moose


xxhorrorshowxx

I’m no expert but I’d reckon elk, saw a moose once from a safe distance and they are incomprehensibly massive


Anunusedname246

Sorry those are mine, honey garlic wings.


troyavivz

Them bones.


Bartakos

dem dry bones


Lando_188

Mine sorry, my mom called me and said I had to go home


Bodorocea

Zed's


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Bodorocea

i was going for the pulp fiction zed, not the borderlands one


Akhanyatin

Oops, forgot about him! Why call this Zed though? Isn't he the one who bent Marsellus over?


Bodorocea

because of OP's question in the title: who's bones are these Zed's who's Zed? Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead [the scene in the movie](https://pixeldrain.com/u/TxwwK5ku) and yes , he's the one that did Marcellus dirty


Akhanyatin

Ooooh! Thanks for the context!


bengalstomp

Walter!!!!


SomeSam131

They are mine, can you give them back please?


tthannah

They're mine now, bitches


Kaihua-

looks like deer maybe?


A--Creative-Username

It's from a really large turkey


Sleepy_Sugarplum

Fuck, they found him. *time to pack*


unknownsysten23

Damnit Karen keeps leaving her bones just laying around everywhere!!


DruidinPlainSight

I want to be helpful when I say they arent my bones.


diggemsmaccks

You pull one end I’ll pull the other end, and make a wish


iloveallison

Whose*


Stephen_Is_handsome

Oh they’re mine, sorry, can we meet so you can return them back to me?


Suomalainenonelossa

Oop,sorry


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Frank's


DA_REAL_KHORNE

I swear I buried those better


celtbygod

Probably a Predator although they usually leave spines and skulls.


Ok_Strength_6274

My bad pimp I didn't even notice they fell out I'll come get them in a bit


Rakong213

Yield my Flesh


Monai_ianoM

To claim their bones


lumpyspacejohnny

What a cool wishbone.


trashy_hobo47

Cmon man I buried a body nearby.. don't have to dox me like that


BloodyM869

Oh shit man i knew i forgot something


Asleep-Assumption569

Definitely human.


MullahBobby

Not mine. You can take it.


petergriffingender

oh shit that's where they are


reubnick

I'll ask around.


Zealousideal_Jump990

So that's where I left em.


tuvar_hiede

Oh, sorry, my bad. I knew I left that somewhere.


UnamedProot

Yours


failureagainandagain

Mine give them back


thebestspeler

Mine but i only lasted 126 hours and that douche beat me by one hour and stole tbe glory!


AlephNoll

Looks like a deer leg


What_Is_My_Thing

Oh, i left my limb there. Can you bring it to me? It really bothers me only having 3


JenkemBoofer691

Rudolf


Samar1092

It would be easier to guesstimate with some geographical information


buttabean2275

Been looking everywhere for those.


LanceStrongArms

Are you in New England? I’ve seen something like that on a trail in MA


PerfectlyImpurrfect8

Wow. The very last remains of Waldo.. RIP , man knowing we uhh.. found you. Kind of.


gurana

I ask myself that very question upon waking up each morning. I believe them to be my own, but establishing providence has been troublesome and hampered by all the skin and other various tissues involved.


Herculeanmofo1

Dog once, found a deer skull in the woods, so we stuck it in a nearby tree


EndlessMantra

Oh that's where I left them. I've been slugging around town without them.


The_Horse_Head_Man

Mine, could you return them please?


HugsandHate

*Nobodies* now..


TheScientistFennec69

Mine, can I have them back please?


HelpImRobbingSomeone

Mine sorry, I'll get em later


anniewilkeZ

That's a cyclops' wishbone


Imaginary_Sherbet

There is nothing for scale its hard to guess


Vegheadcat

There's actually a hiking trail in Rutland MA that o used to frequent. I looked up at one of the trees and there was a deer leg positioned exactly like this and it stayed up there for almost a year somehow. I wish I could find the picture I took way back then, creepy for sure


Skitzophranikcow

Mountain lions do that and North American panthers.


Harthroth

Yours... at least they will be...


Shothunter85

Oh they’re mine, I forgot them


Sufficient_Wait3671

Doug's


Pixithepika

My spare ones, left them there for emergency purposes, don’t remove


Skitzophranikcow

Deer eat hunters and other deer. Could be a deer. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/deer-eating-human-forensics-decomposition They drag them ect. Also could be a mountain lion.


The_Demons_Slayer

🤔


Jozzyal_the_Fool

Mine, sorry, lost it while wandering drunkenly through the woods. Been wondering why I could roll up my arm like a toilet paper roll


wallysaruman

Finders keepers!


AdAdventurous6943

Maybe these are twigs?