*Oh boy Oh boy! Golly gee, I sure can't wait to eat my raw ground beef with hard boiled egg whites and hot sauce in a bush on my lunch break!
Oh goodness looks like I gotta head back I to work the boss needs me for a meeting! I'll finish my lunch later!*
Yeah I don't think it's poison either but how could someone just ...forget about this? Haha
Dude you didn't need to call me out that hard. I have to eat in the bush because the bathroom has only one stall and my co-workers think it's weird and concerning.
It's an offering... likely not only for solstice, but the strawberry moon as both are occurring on the same day this year (which hasn't happened for several hundred years. The moon is also very low in the sky right now so it looks huge.
Please just leave it. An offering is accepted by nature when it is consumed by wildlife... usually with meat, a scavenger like a coyote or crows will eat it. If they are a scavenger, salmonella wont bother them. Of course the smallest wildlife(insects) will consume remnants as well.
Many different faiths us celestial events as points for religious days. Solstices and equinoxes are common times. So if you find them at those times, just leave them be. The devotee will come back for the plate later.
Idk... it is what the devotee thinks is delicious I assume... could be Frank's, could be Heinz 57. Strong hot spices are often added to bird seed to make it squirrel proof. Birds cant taste it, but squirrels can. But for all we know it could be caramel
Pagan here, this is 100% a ritual offering to the local wildlife and spirits of the land. Litha (Summer Solstice) was yesterday, and the way the items are arranged in a circle to reflect the [Wheel of the Year](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheel_of_the_Year) is a dead giveaway.
Looks like Santeria to me. The eggs and red palm oil are definitely items we use in offerings. Sometimes when raw meat has been left in an area with wildlife, the hope is that animals will come and eat it. That is part of the blessing for us. I can't really tell what the meat is- Looks more like pork than beef to me, and underneath may be mashed Black eyed peas, also things we use in offerings. It's been plated, not just slapped on; someone put thought into this and I'm sure with great intention. Ultimately when someone comes across an ebbo (offering) like this, they're meant to see it and whatever comes next is up to them. Nothing ominous. Generally when offerings are left in the wild, it's a petition for something the person dearly wants.
Not sure if this is what’s going on here but there was a person in my town poisoning meat and throwing it in people’s yards and they managed to kill a couple of dogs. Woke up one morning to what looked like raw turkey(similar to what’s in the middle of the plate) rolled up into a big ball in my yard where my dog always pees/poops. Luckily I always go outside with him or else he might’ve gotten hold of it. Genuine psychopathy runs among us.
I could understand if the dog was a nightmare biting people, killing chickens or other animals and having a vendetta against that person and their dog, but to indiscriminately kill someone’s dog, who could be a service animal, is among the top instances of how deranged a person could be.
Some guy was recently trapping and killing "stray" cats in my hometown. He was dumb enough to post about it. Someone beat the shit out of him. Everyone seemed to be happy about, including my good self.
It could be to deter raccoons. Apparently if they eat something bad they never return to that spot, my mom used to make "raccoon pies" to get them out of the garden. Peanut butter, cereal, fruit, and a healthy dose of hidden Sriracha. It actually worked
Is this those mange medicine I kept hearing about
It could be. My mom put out medicated food for our neighborhood foxes once when they had mange, it cured them.
That was cool of your mom
For real that’s a cool thing to do that I’ve never heard of
I gave antibiotics to a deer with a swollen eye.
Your mom poisoned these foxes - with kindness.
As in MAGA? I thought it was an offering to the God of regularity, Salmonella the Great.
I don't think Grandpapy Nurgle needs any help
PAPA NURGLE BLESSES US! HAIL THE LORD OF DECAY!
https://preview.redd.it/jllqf8wam48d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5122cb9298f80044fe675a7adb3dec962ccf6ac2
Let us pray.
Happy cake day!
Lolz, thank you.
Steak Tartare avec œufs and mystery sauce
That's tartare sauce!
Aged beef tartare. Mmm, delicious 🤤
I looove getting parasites from uncooked meat 😍
It's summer/winter solstice so it could be an offering to wildlife but unfortunately it could also be poisoned to kill animals too
Yes, my wife made a big deal about the Strawberry moon tonight. I'm not a Wiken myself, but I'm happy about being her human fetish totem tonight.
Is your wife Wiken?
Is Wiken just an alternative spelling to Wiccan or something entirely its own?
My apologies, I'm clearly in the wrong here. Wiccan is the correct spelling.
No apology necessary! I was just wondering if I had missed a memo or something lol. Have a good one!
The coven keeps you out of the loop purposefully. Make of that what you will!!
Seems a little hurtful, but ok
/s
lol sarcasm or not if I were being excluded from some coven info that seemed on the surface totally casual, my nose would be bent out of shape
Maybe… he means… his wife is… a Walken.
I need to find me one of them Wiken ladies!
No. No you don’t
Sounds like some kind of offering to pagan spirits or something. I’m actually curious.
Damn, y'all leaning on poisoning so hard lol. What if someone just forgot about it?
*Oh boy Oh boy! Golly gee, I sure can't wait to eat my raw ground beef with hard boiled egg whites and hot sauce in a bush on my lunch break! Oh goodness looks like I gotta head back I to work the boss needs me for a meeting! I'll finish my lunch later!* Yeah I don't think it's poison either but how could someone just ...forget about this? Haha
Golly gee!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What, you don’t like aged beef tartare?
Well I never considered myself a picky eater and I do enjoy dining in nature so maybe I was too quick to judge.
Dude you didn't need to call me out that hard. I have to eat in the bush because the bathroom has only one stall and my co-workers think it's weird and concerning.
Heyheyhey no judgement here we've all been there it's okay
Plus Margaret usually eats her lunch in there. She always gets there before you.
LOL
Yea especially since some of the beef is cooked and some is raw, in a very specific arrangement. Wtf is that.
I don’t think it’s cooked, just been exposed to oxygen for awhile. It’ll start turning brown after oxidizing
Ah, that makes more sense. But either way, no way that plate is accidental.
What did they do with the yolks?
Yum yum in the tum tum
Mixed with the beef maybe?
Its oddly satisfying when r/Weird is more occult friendly than most occult centric places, wich isnt a surprise infact...
I’m extremely disappointed that you didn’t say witch
Tomorrow is a full moon. Probably some witchy stuff
It is probably the best time to recruit some demons into your party
The demon Escherichia has joined your party!
Demons love egg yolks. Taste like aborted babies. This was not for a demon. Unless the demon already came and went… 🤔
It's an offering... likely not only for solstice, but the strawberry moon as both are occurring on the same day this year (which hasn't happened for several hundred years. The moon is also very low in the sky right now so it looks huge. Please just leave it. An offering is accepted by nature when it is consumed by wildlife... usually with meat, a scavenger like a coyote or crows will eat it. If they are a scavenger, salmonella wont bother them. Of course the smallest wildlife(insects) will consume remnants as well. Many different faiths us celestial events as points for religious days. Solstices and equinoxes are common times. So if you find them at those times, just leave them be. The devotee will come back for the plate later.
I feel warm after reading this… thank you DirtyLikeASewer.
But why adding a sauce to an offering? Depending on how is made, many animals could not be able to eat safely that
Idk... it is what the devotee thinks is delicious I assume... could be Frank's, could be Heinz 57. Strong hot spices are often added to bird seed to make it squirrel proof. Birds cant taste it, but squirrels can. But for all we know it could be caramel
I’d say it probably has some correspondence to the offerer. Spicy things or acidic things are often used with meaning
Pagan here, this is 100% a ritual offering to the local wildlife and spirits of the land. Litha (Summer Solstice) was yesterday, and the way the items are arranged in a circle to reflect the [Wheel of the Year](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheel_of_the_Year) is a dead giveaway.
Probably someone left for the wildlife. There may even be a trail cam nearby recording you reacting to it.
That’s definitely poisoned
The forbidden hotsauce
 WHAT DO YOU MEEEEAN I CANT HAVE IT
Solstice, full moon, circular arrangement, it’s definitely an offering.
Salmonella buffet
Looks like Santeria to me. The eggs and red palm oil are definitely items we use in offerings. Sometimes when raw meat has been left in an area with wildlife, the hope is that animals will come and eat it. That is part of the blessing for us. I can't really tell what the meat is- Looks more like pork than beef to me, and underneath may be mashed Black eyed peas, also things we use in offerings. It's been plated, not just slapped on; someone put thought into this and I'm sure with great intention. Ultimately when someone comes across an ebbo (offering) like this, they're meant to see it and whatever comes next is up to them. Nothing ominous. Generally when offerings are left in the wild, it's a petition for something the person dearly wants.
Or could be an “OFFERING” (Ritual). It seems extremely “Precise”. 💯☝️
It might be an offering to the fae. I don't like the kind of fae that eat raw meat.
Gourment brain dish ... made by Zombie chef
It's Bigfoot bait. Source: I live in Washington State. #👣
New "stinky meat project" just dropped https://www.stinkymeat.net/
Not sure if this is what’s going on here but there was a person in my town poisoning meat and throwing it in people’s yards and they managed to kill a couple of dogs. Woke up one morning to what looked like raw turkey(similar to what’s in the middle of the plate) rolled up into a big ball in my yard where my dog always pees/poops. Luckily I always go outside with him or else he might’ve gotten hold of it. Genuine psychopathy runs among us. I could understand if the dog was a nightmare biting people, killing chickens or other animals and having a vendetta against that person and their dog, but to indiscriminately kill someone’s dog, who could be a service animal, is among the top instances of how deranged a person could be.
😔
I think if it’s intended to poison animals, they wouldn’t have taken so much care for the presentation.
I reckon someone has some alone time planned.
fine dining for flies
It’s a tribute to the creatures of the woods
Witchcraft, Wicca, paganism.
Its a free meal.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Don't tell me what to do! You're not my real step dad!
Yum, have a bite!!
Thats old man Tucker’s ruined supper, cause suppers over breakfast is cooking old man Tucker stands there looking.
99% sure this is leftovers from a wilderness cooking account on social media
I wonder where all the yolks went…”where have all the egg yolks gone….long time passing”
It was just the summer solstice holiday. You could have happened upon offerings to deities from a local pagan.
Sasquatch has a sophisticated palate, and you just interrupted his lunch, how rude
Thats an offering for a diety.
Just a snack for the wildlife
Guessing it's medicine or poison. Have you asked the property owner and local DNR or animal control people?
I didn’t even think about that. Throw it away. Lotta sick people out there, could be trying to poison animals
Some guy was recently trapping and killing "stray" cats in my hometown. He was dumb enough to post about it. Someone beat the shit out of him. Everyone seemed to be happy about, including my good self.
Good
No idea as to what it might be, but I'll try anything at least once. Just have a medic on hand.
Hella farts from that. Hard pass today bro...
How weird 🤔
r/shittyfoodporn
r/dontputyourdickinit
Idk looks good to me, let me get a taste
iZombie fanatic
Lil sipper’s been here
I always openly age ground beef surround by yolk-less hard broiled eggs with a nice cognac sauce. 4 days in the woods is perfect.
Free range German food. Duh.
the fae are still confused about human meals but they’ve got the spirit
Chuck is grilling again.
Probably an offering to some local spirits. Tread lightly
Just lookin at that made me have to break wind.
Magic meatball
Satan's family recipe for Deviled Eggs
An offering to sasquatch?
Feeding the poison oak gods.
I once found sliced eggplant and various cheeses nicely arranged during a hike.
Are they hollowed out eggs????
It a offering to a Wendigo.
What’s it taste like?
It could be to deter raccoons. Apparently if they eat something bad they never return to that spot, my mom used to make "raccoon pies" to get them out of the garden. Peanut butter, cereal, fruit, and a healthy dose of hidden Sriracha. It actually worked
Breakfast
Reminds me of https://www.stinkymeat.net/
Meatloaf needs to cook a little longer
Pet bear? Pet bobcat? Pet coyote? Pet fox?
Probably an offering
An offering for the swamp ape ?
Why is half of it cooked lmao
Who here is old enough to remember the stinky meat project?
Nah somebody got high and forgot where they set their plate🤣
If this is in the woods, where are all the insects that would have found this in minutes and swarm all over it?
there are litetally several flies and smaller insects on it
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Why was what removed? If you mean your post, its still up
If you’re in bear country it could be hunting bait 😭 I’d take it and toss it personally
Eat it!
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Needs to be confiscated and given to the police.
I promise you the police do not care