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Abracadaniel0505

What film is this? Looks like the thing or something


EatsLocals

It is the original the thing


Shaolinchipmonk

Actually it's from the 1982 version the original thing was made in 1951


daluxe

Is the 1951 version worth watching?


IzzaPizza22

No! It's called The Thing from Another World, and it's a pretty basic 50s monster movie. If you're into that kind of thing, it's probably fine, but it's nowhere near as good as the 80s version.


GoT_Eagles

I watched the 80’s version recently and it still holds up. One of the best monster movies ever.


Valuable_Solid_3538

Practical effects will always beat out CGI to me. We need more puppets damn it!


Inevitable_Ad_4487

💯 you said it mang! That’s why the original Jurassic Park still stands the test of time


Lone-Frequency

It helps that the story stays fairly grounded, even despite dealing with body-snatching alien parasites. There are no crazy powers or lasers, no nonsense sci-fi technology (we only see the spacecraft, it never does anything), the characters are all vulnerable at all times and act realistically for people who cannot trust one another. None of them are Rambo or Dutch, they mostly try to stay away from the monster and only hunt it or fight when left with no other options, and in the end we don't even know if they won. The Thing itself is more like a cunning predator rather than some unfathomable, unbeatable monstrosity. It dies to intense heat just like any flesh organism, and can be neutralized by extreme cold. It never displays any abilities that are so outlandish that the viewer can't imagine this strange, grotesque parasite could reasonably have. It is the pinnacle of "monster slasher" cinema, and is why people are constantly trying to replicate it. The Thing and Alien basically *created* the "Disgusting fleshy-biomass infesting the environment" concept, and The Thing specifically is definitely the inspiration for a lot of Horror games to date. Dead Space, and more recently, the very stellar Still Wakes the Deep for some very notable mentions. Resident Evil series at large has also very clearly taken cues from it. Just about any piece of media with a flesh monster in it was inspired by The Thing.


OhNothing13

I'm honestly curious why you feel this way. Practical effects are definitely better than bad CGI, but good CGI is infinitely better than even the best practical effects. Shit just looks so goofy and obviously fake...takes me right out of the story.


LookinAtTheFjord

>One of the best monster movies ever. One of the best films ever made period.


Lone-Frequency

I remember watching the 1951 original with my grandfather a handful of years ago, having never known before finding it at his house that Carpenter's movie was loosely based on it. Movie was terrible lol Not even schlocky-good, just...not good.


Shaolinchipmonk

It's worth watching it for what it is, a campy '50s monster movie. Now if you want a great '50s monster movie that still holds up today, The Blob.


daluxe

Added The Blob to watchlist ty


frenzy4u

YES.


EatsLocals

You’re blowing my mind


OkRevolution3349

It's from the 1982 remake.


frenzy4u

It’s from the 2024 presidential debate.


ey3s0up

“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!”


Rezaelia713

Best movie ever.


jigga19

God, it’s all Cronenberged.


ScaleEnvironmental27

Underrated comment.


noots-to-you

r/unexpectedrickandmorty


MintAsp_MeaMagic

r/subsifellfor


white_orchid666

r/wishitwasasub


ThatDiscoSongUHate

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Mall_Bench

I like my marshmallow well done Kurt


duh_nom_yar

SKirt?


TheBipolarExpresss

It's hideous congratulations


ManyRan

This is incomplete pollination, pretty common. Strawberries are self-pollinating but sometimes conditions aren’t ideal and some blossoms don’t get fully pollinated. Fruit quality is better when insects help get the job done.


Tough_Ad_9202

Interesting! Thanks for letting me know. It’s been cold here in SF and I haven’t been seeing as many bees. 🐝 All my strawberries are a little wonky.


yoko_kurama999

thank you!!! i was hoping for a real answer to wtf was up with the eldritch strabery


kroggybrizzane

I prefer my monstrous bulging GMO strawberries


EatsLocals

I can tell you’re kind of joking, but if you ever get the chance, buy some wild strawberry seeds and grow them organically.   They are tiny, but completely otherworldly compared to domesticated strawberries.  It tastes like everything you subconsciously knew a berry should taste like.  Like what all of the fake berry flavors in candy are trying and failing horribly to emulate. 100% worth it 


DonkeyTransport

I get wild strawberries all over my yard, neighbors do too. Some even put signs asking not to walk there because of the berries, so much better than store bought. Yes tiny, but they're not completely white on the inside like store bought. So so good


Apprehensive-Solid-1

Our rabbit loves them. I love seeing her face light up when I bring one I found in the yard.


Inevitable_Ad_4487

I’ve heard that about bananas … like that artificial banana taffy flavor is based on a now extinct species of banana… there are hundreds that we’ve never tasted bc big banana prefers one strain… that is now at risk of collapse bc a certain pest prefers that strain as well… TLDR fuck a mono-crop… diversity your crop-folio


JohanRobertson

It is actually not completely extinct, you can still find those types of bananas people grow in their home gardens. You can also order them online. It is only mass production of those bananas which came to an end. Just look them up, it was the Gros Michel or the big Mike banana is what you are looking for.


alleecmo

*Gros Michel* or Big Mike was the wildly popular banana until the 50s, when a fungus wiped out nearly all of them. Since most banana plantations are all *clones*, susceptibility to any disease is astronomically high. There is a Gros Michel - Cavendish (current popular banana, now facing its own demise) hybrid that is resistant to the fungus. Idk if growers are just milking the Cavs until they can't or what.


slumber_kitty

We tried growing strawberries this year, they are doing so well! They taste much better than store bought, and I enjoy seeing them grow ☺️


kittymctacoyo

Any tips on soil I could buy that would actually grow anything? We have all clay here and have tried so many store bought soils and techniques and nothing will really grow. Miss being back home where I could grow anything without even trying. Once left a pack of seeds out back and months later they had taken a life of their own. Didn’t even plant them


slumber_kitty

I’m in Indiana. We used a 50/50 mix of compost/manure & container soil (miracle gro brand), with some perlite. I also give plant food to all the plants weekly, on Sundays. We keep all ours outside because of the compost lol brings bugs inside which we found out quickly. They get ample sunlight where we have the container mounted (perched on our back deck to keep critters out) and have several holes drilled on the bottom to help keep them well-drained. It gets hot and humid here during the summer, and our yard gets SO much sun, so I have to water them frequently - the care tag says to only water them every few days, but with the heat I’ve been watering them every evening, and in the mornings if needed. They’re thriving! Ensuring you have proper nutrients, water supply, and sunlight are most important, and those may need to be tweaked a bit depending on your area’s climate.


Mall_Bench

I like cherries ... and no comitment


Zestyclose_Car_4971

That’s a melted blow pop with the wrapper half off, you can’t trick me old man. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


hopium_od

Eat it you fucking coward


donkeyhoeteh

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


ChaosRainbow23

That's what I was looking for. Lol


AloneKnight8152

What circle of hell did that come from?


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

I've never seen an evil strawberry before


goswitchthelaundry

Damn, Nature, you scary.


ExpensiveSport3186

Organic means self grown, sure. But not from your genes OP 😭


daluxe

You mean OP is rising a homunculus?


Ill-Wear-8662

*Organ-like. Your autocorrect was wrong there.


noots-to-you

Organ-ish?


Ill-Wear-8662

Aw boo, that's better than mine


Bubashii

It just didn’t get adequate pollination.


JonBoi420th

That was my guess too. I've grown and picked many strawberries and never seen anything like this. It does remind my of corn that didn't get pollinated well.


RXHazard

That looks like it came out of a body horror show/movie


Mall_Bench

It's over riped to a zombieberry


KiloThaPastyOne

r/EatItYouFuckinCoward


DonutMcJones

Damn, is the sun in a bad mood or something?


Fluff_thetragicdragn

If that’s organic, shoot mine up with pesticide, please!


GraXXoR

Cronenberry. I blame Rick Sanchez.


NewCambrian

It's natural, due to bad pollination. Fun fact: some researchers even hand out strawberry plants in areas as a way to monitor bee population decline.


noots-to-you

um, sad fact?


Tough_Ad_9202

It’s been pretty cold here in SF. Haven’t seen a lot of bees. Saved a few from the cold. Warm them up, give them some sugar water and hope they get enough energy to make it back to the hive.


CockroachesRpeople

Biblically accurate strawberry


WhyAmIinABadMood_13

The strawberrocalypse is coming...


NurkleTurkey

Feed me, Seymour.


Glittering_Worry_599

It's mom had been touched by some naughty grapes.


Blackmetalvomit

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secondTieBreaker

That’s a dingleberry


GarshelMathers

Organic? That thing is a dang organ! Pancreas looking mother fucker


AutomaticAnt6328

I know heirloom tomatoes are supposed to look funky, but I don't think there is such a thing as heirloom strawberries, and if they looked like that, I would make sure they never reproduce again.


SunBee301

Insufficient polination


Relevant-Ad8794

Do you live in Chernobyl?


GameOvariez

Damn Africa, what happened? -Kevin G


englishmuse

Frankenberry - not the cereal.


IAmAPirrrrate

![gif](giphy|7mbNUq1pNxXFPfejcs|downsized) did it make a weird noise when you picked it up?


Altruistic-Setting-7

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alancake

That's definitely been through Seth Brundle's teleport pods.


Mean_Negotiation5436

Get you some pollinators.


Kailyncookie

:(


SINOXsacrosnact

Looks like scarlet rot if it were a strawberry.


TopCheesecakeGirl

https://preview.redd.it/zqpyrnmka69d1.png?width=975&format=png&auto=webp&s=f67d05e4789fab85bd69e3e5841108fb56b86062


TheArtistFatigue

![gif](giphy|pBj0EoGSYjGms) If it had only grown a bit larger. 🤣


shelly-tambo

she wants to be a cloudberry soooo bad


SS4Raditz

Cronemburgh strawberry


DontWanaReadiT

r/TIHI


Aquatichive

It’s a little toooo organic


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Hellberry


bitchwhiskers4eva

Organic gone wild 🥴


jdash5200

mmmmmmm… nope.


Swimming_Order5492

It looks infected


Astro_Marcus

What the f#ck is this abomination!🤮


BlumpkinLord

That is an organism strawberry.


ernieishereagain

Looks like it came from "the zone".


-WelshCelt-

That's hideous! How'd it taste?


MembershipHelpful115

Well.. cancer is organic too.


PizzaDeliveryBoy3000

How did it taste?


Melvin-00

Ayo I read orgasmic strawberry oml💀


dawng87

Oh my! I couldn’t have prepared for this mentally if I’d wanted to. You…you created a monster.


HereLiesSociety

What i imagine a lovecraftian god’s nutsack looks like


FecalDUI

That’s a BOO BERRY!


WheelsOnFire_

The hangin’-on-by-a-straw berry


Purepenny

Should see banana.


PsamantheSands

I think there was some inbreeding going on here.


vegange

This makes me highly uncomfortable 😳


ksiyoto

Uneven pollination. Need more bees.


gorgonbrgr

I think your ground is irradiated


horrorlovinghippie

Sometimes the king berries (1st of the season) are a little funky.


hooptiegirl

You gonna eat that?


Timmeh-toah

“Kill me…”


GboyFlex

Looks like the Chernobyl varietal "Cernobus Mutatis" aka the sweet puckered sphincter strawberry...


Flanchou

Congrats! Kill it ❤️


lmdrunk

![gif](giphy|l3Ucgb4BMPQLK0hWM)


satanicpanic6

r/TIHI


Loco_72

More of a biohazard than organic.


michsara829

That looks like satan took a shit


gonnafaceit2022

Thanks for the nightmares, bud.


2sdaeAddams

Mutant strawberry


Imarobot225

*mutated strawberry


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

What did it taste like?


BeagnothSaxe

Mr Smithers approves


kinofhawk

For once I'm glad I'm allergic to strawberries.


LookinAtTheFjord

Hellish.


TheLockLessPicked

thats a LAST-straw berry


Inevitable_Ad_4487

Lord


Fallingsnow57

That's how strawberries say "kill me."


Pschobbert

r/oddlyterrifying


Alkemian

Did you eat it?


BadHairDay-1

It's a strawberry-rose


jwoude

The naaaaasty pattty


No_Mousse4320

Biblically accurate strawberry


TopCheesecakeGirl

Don’t eat it or make jam or a tart with it.


Lilithnema

Nature gone wild


vntgemndae

KILL IT WITH FIRE


Jubjub_W

Did you eat it?


Palmervarian

It's saying ... kill meee


Lolobagginz

Burn it


omegamun

Grown in your armpit?


DankeMrHfmn

Organic? Look like Monsanto running experiments lol


frenzy4u

The term ‘organic’ means edible. Marketing professionals started to use the term to describe higher quality products (ie, no pesticides, etc.). Thing is, if it’s not labeled organic then it shouldn’t be edible. People have been brain washed. I’m 60 btw and was alive way before all this BS started.


ReaperofLightning872

Demons


Heisenbergwayne

Chernoberry


Heisenbergwayne

Strawnobyl


Ms_Apprehend

But but what about the mutant organic strawberry?


Salmonseas

What


tree_838

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Altruistic-Setting-7

I’m allergic to them and used to be sad I couldn’t eat them until I discovered what the seeds technically are. I’m not so fussed I can’t eat them anymore and I’m DEFINITELY not fussed I can’t eat that one.


SnarkySeahorse1103

Ugly ass berry wannabe looking like a moldy blood clot stuck to a rotting excuse of a stem. He's only half the strawberry he could every want to be. Even his seed is a disgrace to procreation. Trying so hard but looking like floppy parasite-ridden fool. He thinks he's the man because he has more balls than the average guy but his balls are looking like a tumor mass, what an embarrassment. Doing an injustice to strawberries everywhere and he dares to call himself "organic." If I was his mother plant I would not bear to look at his face and call that my son. Burn it. Hellfire now.