I checked out your profile cause whenever I see scientist or mathematicians I'm always curious what they post. I got the NSFW warning and I was like meh, what could that be? I was not prepared
I’m going in the suspense is killing me.
EDIT: oh okay….uh there’s some yaoi comics but other than a dude a fucking another dude a reciting like 60 digits of pi at climax everything seems to be relatively normal kink.
I was expecting something crazy, but was disappointed. I guess this is what I get for using /b/ years ago. The disgusting, disturbing, and weird shit you have to scroll through to get to the worthwhile threads will desensitize you.
I use 2 quarts of heavy whipping cream a week for my coffee and I can buy an entire case of 12 at a time that do not spoil before use.
So like 6-8 weeks unopened.
At 900 calories a cup, 2 quarts of heavy whipping cream is roughly 7000 calories, or almost half the weekly caloric requirements of the average human.
I really don't want to know how much sugar you put into your coffee, too.
Read my other Post I use ZERO sugar and I also don't use hyperbolic math.
800 Calories per quart,
Approx 262 Calories a day or 1800 a week And sometimes I have 6-8 slices of bacon too. for another 340 Calories Of fat and protein. And I am good for the entire day without hunger or energy loss.
Not much else except water Juice fruit or milk And then some meat and greens for dinner.
No processed foods, Minimal grain and starch products.
Really not a huge amount of calories for a 6'3" 215lb Physically active man.
It sounds like you have your macros under control, no disrespect dude. But I do have two points.
I don’t want anyone to think that adding two quarts of heaving whipping cream a week to their diet is either healthy or normal, and a quick google gave me 880calories per cup for whipping cream not per quart so you may need to redo your math.
I think it probably came from the manufacturer that way then. Unless someone you live with was trying to prank you lol. I’m not really sure it looks microbial
Idk it was the one in a bottle you reclose and put it in the fridge. Cooking is my background, so storing food and things I do properly, idk what it is lmao. Someone said it look like flesh lol
It could be something more gross, but to me it just looks like the "skin" that occurs on top of home made pudding. Probably just left the cap a little open and the air created this? Or it was well expired and you might have a stomach ache...
DO your research . Non Dairy Creamer is really sugar that is not as sweet as cane sugar.
Learned this when I cut out sugar due to hyperglycemia and continued to have symptoms using non dairy creamer.
Went to using just heavy Cream and all pre-diabetic symptoms resolved.
I have since learned there are many many names for sugar and they are not all sweet.
Is creamer used a lot in the US? I don’t understand it’s purpose, like how much do you use? what type of coffee is it used for and why not just use milk with your coffee? I’ve never heard of it being used here in Australia.
That's Not Cream.
Heavy Cream turns to Butter and cheese when it goes off and it has a shelf life twice as long as milk.
Non dairy Creamer is just complex sugars .
Fat Free half and half Is a lie, Half butterfat cream and half milk,
How do you make that fat free, You use half milk and half milk and add complex sugars to make it smoother and charge 4x the price of milk.
I kept an open can of grape fanta in my room for one month or something, took a sip (no questions), yuck, emptied the can in the sink and a shit that looked EXACTLY like this came out. It happened two years ago and I still live. For now.
That looks like a bacterial colony or something.
time to make some kombucha!
It’s “The Mother”
r/cursedcomments
Horrifyingly accurate.
*looks like a bacterial colony lmao, or something lmao* Fixed that for you.
Hahaha I was wondering if lmao was their way of coping with this trauma
Lmao
Am I missing something lmao? I don’t get it lmao
The title lmao. Read it again lmao
Forgot to say 'lmao' at the end of your sentence lmao
Sorry to hear you don't use creamer anymore
Nowadays he makes it at home. 🙃
lmao
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Who wants some sour cream....
Lmao, lmao
lmao
Looks like a scoby
Scoby Doo?
More like a Scoby Don’t
Or Scoby Doo Doo
Scoby Doo can doo doo But Jimmy Carter is smarter
Dude thank you for killing my sides with Scoby Don't lmfaaoo
symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast. SCOBY. it’s how you make kombucha.
Oh wild never knew that's what Scoby meant in anagram form
I always did wonder where the scooby snacks came from
Scooby Poo
Eww, looks like raw liver 🤢🤮🤢
Please report this to the creamer company. Was this expired or been open a while? Sincerely, a concerned microbiologist
I checked out your profile cause whenever I see scientist or mathematicians I'm always curious what they post. I got the NSFW warning and I was like meh, what could that be? I was not prepared
I’m going in the suspense is killing me. EDIT: oh okay….uh there’s some yaoi comics but other than a dude a fucking another dude a reciting like 60 digits of pi at climax everything seems to be relatively normal kink.
Goddamn now i gotta go see
Just dropping in to say do you booboo. Also, thank you for the ammunition to send my homophobe friends lol
Lmao, I do apologize
Apologize for what? You do you my man.
Hahah, nothing to apologize for. I was just surprised :p
I don’t know what I was expecting, but it was NOT that.
my man is too gay and a sexy manga collector
I was expecting something crazy, but was disappointed. I guess this is what I get for using /b/ years ago. The disgusting, disturbing, and weird shit you have to scroll through to get to the worthwhile threads will desensitize you.
Lmfaooooo I had to go look. Hilarious.
That was great 👍
Just a little BL
What have you got to say about it?
I guess that sounds provoking but not meant to be,
I'm not convinced you aren't a yam
Yam I?
I yam what I yam
It was only open for over a week lmfao. Felt something sloshing around in there when it was more then half ways full lmao.
I use 2 quarts of heavy whipping cream a week for my coffee and I can buy an entire case of 12 at a time that do not spoil before use. So like 6-8 weeks unopened.
2 quarts a week?!? Will you only drink coffee when it's really white?
Whytes only coffee
At 900 calories a cup, 2 quarts of heavy whipping cream is roughly 7000 calories, or almost half the weekly caloric requirements of the average human. I really don't want to know how much sugar you put into your coffee, too.
Read my other Post I use ZERO sugar and I also don't use hyperbolic math. 800 Calories per quart, Approx 262 Calories a day or 1800 a week And sometimes I have 6-8 slices of bacon too. for another 340 Calories Of fat and protein. And I am good for the entire day without hunger or energy loss. Not much else except water Juice fruit or milk And then some meat and greens for dinner. No processed foods, Minimal grain and starch products. Really not a huge amount of calories for a 6'3" 215lb Physically active man.
It sounds like you have your macros under control, no disrespect dude. But I do have two points. I don’t want anyone to think that adding two quarts of heaving whipping cream a week to their diet is either healthy or normal, and a quick google gave me 880calories per cup for whipping cream not per quart so you may need to redo your math.
Kinda hot ngl
Ya but this was only open under 2 weeks tho hahah
I think it probably came from the manufacturer that way then. Unless someone you live with was trying to prank you lol. I’m not really sure it looks microbial
The word 'sloshing' combined with that picture . I'm going back to my obsessive milk checking, thanks lol
Sure it was open for a week but what is the expiration date? For all we know you could have opened like 3 years past expiration date
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Lmao, like all acronyms, is only good in moderation. Lmao.
Idk it was the one in a bottle you reclose and put it in the fridge. Cooking is my background, so storing food and things I do properly, idk what it is lmao. Someone said it look like flesh lol
Lmao. People will get mad at anything, lmfao.
Idk I kinda get it. I have a habit of saying ‘lol’ after almost everything. It started back in the aim days lol.
Why do you care?
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Yes plz
Now kiss.
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Ima fuck that waltussy
You know what? I'm not even disappointed. Ur profile is something and nice lol
what brand??
Exactly, what brand of creamer did you get?
LMAO brand, obviously.
Just regular coffee mate lmao
Kirkland.
Kirkland is our lord and savior, please channel your hate elsewhere.
🙏
Lmao
lmao
it was dying, that is a slime mould.
What species?
looks like scoby from kambucha. but its probably very likely not, No clue what it actually is but may be a type of yeast bacteria
Oh ok so not a slime mold at all
well, slime molds arn't really molds, if thats what you mean?
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u/yellowphonetrombone someone sided with you buddy
Lol why did ppl downvote me I was just clarifying
That's wierd lmao. Wonder what it could be lmao
Lmao shits crazy lmao
Lmao at least it's not shower hands lmao
Lmao see if it’s name is Ol’ Drippy lmao
Lmao you're right at least it's not lmao, scary stuff lmao
Lmao shower hands, what a classic lmao.
Lmao, I'm just putting a random comment and it doesn't mean anything lmao.
Lmao I just murdered my friends lmao they told me to stop saying lmao
Lmao I fucked your dead friends corpses lmao they didn't tell me to stop so they must've liked it lmao
Lmao this guy just went full lmao. You never go full lmao, lmao!
Lmao lmao
You should see him in the comments lmao lol #wtf
Lmao ew lmao
Looks like a crushed up bean
lmao
I would not be lmao in this situation
Lmao you’re going to have diarrhea all night lmao
It Came Back 2 Electric Boogaloo.
You're gonna die lmao.
And now you have yogurt
Lmao
That's scary lmao.
E. Coli and Friends
What is that lmao.
Creamer? Like for coffee? I really hope someone comes along and explains wtf this is. I have to know.
Ya coffee creamer. Idk it just plopped out.
There’s a lot of LMAO’s for something this disgusting that was swimming in something you drank 0AML
It could be something more gross, but to me it just looks like the "skin" that occurs on top of home made pudding. Probably just left the cap a little open and the air created this? Or it was well expired and you might have a stomach ache...
Ya I drank it. No wonder my coffee tastes burnt lmao.
Nope
That looks like the goo that animals are covered in when they’re born and it got mixed in with the cream
Tbh thought “my creamer” was code for your coochie and i was concerned
well, thats burned into my brain forever. looks like I'll be drinking my coffee black until I'm 60
Tastes better that way. So long as you drink high quality light roasts instead of that microplastic-laden starbucks poison shit
Looks almost like vinegar mother. Heh, wouldn't be the least bit surprised if that's what it is.
Looks like a dude on a dirt bike to me
Lmao
lmao
lmao
Lmao lmao
Lmao
Hey guys, today I put my own semen into a chicken egg, this is what came out
Important: Was it Nabisco brand?
By creamer I thought you meant your dick until I read the comments!
That… that is foreskin.😐
op just circumcised their creamer
Bro u gay?
You say lmao a lot
Glad to hear you’re going to start drinking coffee like a psychopath now. Black. No sugar. The right way to drink it.
I don't use sugar. Just regular Creamer. But idk wtf that sludge is. The bottle was just recently opened too. Over a week ago
DO your research . Non Dairy Creamer is really sugar that is not as sweet as cane sugar. Learned this when I cut out sugar due to hyperglycemia and continued to have symptoms using non dairy creamer. Went to using just heavy Cream and all pre-diabetic symptoms resolved. I have since learned there are many many names for sugar and they are not all sweet.
Bonus, you got part of an infected utter
Utterly disgustang
FOR EVERYONE I HAVE A VIDEO OF IT. WHERE CAN I POST IT SO ALL WHO COMMENTED N UPPED THE POST SO THEY CAN WATCH?
Is creamer used a lot in the US? I don’t understand it’s purpose, like how much do you use? what type of coffee is it used for and why not just use milk with your coffee? I’ve never heard of it being used here in Australia.
Our creamer is more like Half and Half (1/2 cream, 1/2 milk). It’s often flavored, I.e. Vanilla, Hazelnut, Irish Cream, etc
Wtf
Is creamer a euphemism for "penis"? I mean, either way, I'd be concerned
I’m so sorry this happened… but how metal would it he if it ended up being a ribbonworm and it does that thing it does
I’m afraid to ask what your ‘creamer’ is
Like coffee creamer hahaha.
Bumbleclot
Go to the ER immediately. That’s a vital organ
Lmao I thought creamer was your funny way of saying b-hole hahahha
That's Not Cream. Heavy Cream turns to Butter and cheese when it goes off and it has a shelf life twice as long as milk. Non dairy Creamer is just complex sugars . Fat Free half and half Is a lie, Half butterfat cream and half milk, How do you make that fat free, You use half milk and half milk and add complex sugars to make it smoother and charge 4x the price of milk.
Fetus from the barista. Times are tough.
Scobyyyyyy🏀
Oh you got the “pieces of liver” creamer
*and then something growled behind him. Slowly turning, OP saw a horrific pile of tentacles, teeth, and eyes. It was... The Thing.*
Pls no
I'm getting Alien vibes again... Do not poke it!!
Dear god I hope “creamer” isn’t a euphemism.
Just a little bit of nipple.
Looks like human flesh
nope
Lmao! LMAAAAAAOOOO! DID YOU GET IT YET
Out of the creamer you let sit around for a month after it expired, you mean?
No man. Over a week ago I opened it. Not to long for that to develop.
he made the cream
Hoh 😅😅👌
Eat it.
Lmao
Do you live alone?
Not anymore.
I kept an open can of grape fanta in my room for one month or something, took a sip (no questions), yuck, emptied the can in the sink and a shit that looked EXACTLY like this came out. It happened two years ago and I still live. For now.
Oh god
Looks like a chicken liver.
What creamer was it lmao
How it is not a NSFW
Is it a chicken liver
Oh, great OP, now everybody will want one.
WTF
That looks like raw chicken meat. If *that* came out of creamer... not sure if it's disgusting or intriguing. Idk
It's a SCOBY!
This is why you don’t buy groceries at dollar general
Nice sink tho
🤢
Looks more like a chicken liver
I read it as screamer first and went "wtf?!?!?!"
Lmao? I would not lmao if that came out of my creamer…..
Whats a creamer?
I blew one of them out of my nose earlier. How many months old was the creamer, and how many weeks that you didn't use it to notice the smell?
This looks like chicken gizzards.
I’ve never been happier to use oat milk in my life
God I have a dirty mind