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[deleted]

That looks like a bacterial colony or something.


ClassicHerpies

time to make some kombucha!


TheDude9737

It’s “The Mother”


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r/cursedcomments


EspadaWilliam

Horrifyingly accurate.


El_Charro_Loco

*looks like a bacterial colony lmao, or something lmao* Fixed that for you.


educatedbycat

Hahaha I was wondering if lmao was their way of coping with this trauma


PonytailDM

Lmao


your_uncle_mike

Am I missing something lmao? I don’t get it lmao


Ok_Future_2906

The title lmao. Read it again lmao


rickyzerothree

Forgot to say 'lmao' at the end of your sentence lmao


jmontezzle402

Sorry to hear you don't use creamer anymore


[deleted]

Nowadays he makes it at home. 🙃


Mooseylips

lmao


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[deleted]

Who wants some sour cream....


Mooseylips

Lmao, lmao


El_Charro_Loco

lmao


annnnnnabanana

Looks like a scoby


[deleted]

Scoby Doo?


Atom3835

More like a Scoby Don’t


Anal-deva-station

Or Scoby Doo Doo


CorgiMonsoon

Scoby Doo can doo doo But Jimmy Carter is smarter


JotunblodRy

Dude thank you for killing my sides with Scoby Don't lmfaaoo


papayabush

symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast. SCOBY. it’s how you make kombucha.


[deleted]

Oh wild never knew that's what Scoby meant in anagram form


Piraja27

I always did wonder where the scooby snacks came from


J2MTR

Scooby Poo


Ok_Situation1171

Eww, looks like raw liver 🤢🤮🤢


iamdefinitelynotayam

Please report this to the creamer company. Was this expired or been open a while? Sincerely, a concerned microbiologist


10113r114m4

I checked out your profile cause whenever I see scientist or mathematicians I'm always curious what they post. I got the NSFW warning and I was like meh, what could that be? I was not prepared


afkafterlockingin

I’m going in the suspense is killing me. EDIT: oh okay….uh there’s some yaoi comics but other than a dude a fucking another dude a reciting like 60 digits of pi at climax everything seems to be relatively normal kink.


[deleted]

Goddamn now i gotta go see


isausernamebob

Just dropping in to say do you booboo. Also, thank you for the ammunition to send my homophobe friends lol


iamdefinitelynotayam

Lmao, I do apologize


beerdedfell0w

Apologize for what? You do you my man.


10113r114m4

Hahah, nothing to apologize for. I was just surprised :p


notquitesold

I don’t know what I was expecting, but it was NOT that.


memefucker6969

my man is too gay and a sexy manga collector


unicornpicnic

I was expecting something crazy, but was disappointed. I guess this is what I get for using /b/ years ago. The disgusting, disturbing, and weird shit you have to scroll through to get to the worthwhile threads will desensitize you.


[deleted]

Lmfaooooo I had to go look. Hilarious.


zippycat9

That was great 👍


feNdINecky

Just a little BL


BrrBurr

What have you got to say about it?


BrrBurr

I guess that sounds provoking but not meant to be,


MilkQueen

I'm not convinced you aren't a yam


iamdefinitelynotayam

Yam I?


Traditional-Ad-9000

I yam what I yam


Appropriate_Delay717

It was only open for over a week lmfao. Felt something sloshing around in there when it was more then half ways full lmao.


HavanaWoody

I use 2 quarts of heavy whipping cream a week for my coffee and I can buy an entire case of 12 at a time that do not spoil before use. So like 6-8 weeks unopened.


trashponder

2 quarts a week?!? Will you only drink coffee when it's really white?


[deleted]

Whytes only coffee


frankentriple

At 900 calories a cup, 2 quarts of heavy whipping cream is roughly 7000 calories, or almost half the weekly caloric requirements of the average human. I really don't want to know how much sugar you put into your coffee, too.


HavanaWoody

Read my other Post I use ZERO sugar and I also don't use hyperbolic math. 800 Calories per quart, Approx 262 Calories a day or 1800 a week And sometimes I have 6-8 slices of bacon too. for another 340 Calories Of fat and protein. And I am good for the entire day without hunger or energy loss. Not much else except water Juice fruit or milk And then some meat and greens for dinner. No processed foods, Minimal grain and starch products. Really not a huge amount of calories for a 6'3" 215lb Physically active man.


frankentriple

It sounds like you have your macros under control, no disrespect dude. But I do have two points. I don’t want anyone to think that adding two quarts of heaving whipping cream a week to their diet is either healthy or normal, and a quick google gave me 880calories per cup for whipping cream not per quart so you may need to redo your math.


meatwadpen

Kinda hot ngl


Appropriate_Delay717

Ya but this was only open under 2 weeks tho hahah


iamdefinitelynotayam

I think it probably came from the manufacturer that way then. Unless someone you live with was trying to prank you lol. I’m not really sure it looks microbial


fckingnapkin

The word 'sloshing' combined with that picture . I'm going back to my obsessive milk checking, thanks lol


darthdiablo

Sure it was open for a week but what is the expiration date? For all we know you could have opened like 3 years past expiration date


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friskyluke

Lmao, like all acronyms, is only good in moderation. Lmao.


Appropriate_Delay717

Idk it was the one in a bottle you reclose and put it in the fridge. Cooking is my background, so storing food and things I do properly, idk what it is lmao. Someone said it look like flesh lol


OhHowOneWonders

Lmao. People will get mad at anything, lmfao.


Ok_Price6153

Idk I kinda get it. I have a habit of saying ‘lol’ after almost everything. It started back in the aim days lol.


_Allergies_

Why do you care?


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_Allergies_

Yes plz


ManaPot

Now kiss.


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_Allergies_

Ima fuck that waltussy


Sylrix__

You know what? I'm not even disappointed. Ur profile is something and nice lol


kumakami89

what brand??


BrownStarPuncher

Exactly, what brand of creamer did you get?


SportDeep1016

LMAO brand, obviously.


Appropriate_Delay717

Just regular coffee mate lmao


the_undertow

Kirkland.


paigelynn1222

Kirkland is our lord and savior, please channel your hate elsewhere.


stitchwitch77

🙏


Baboon_Fucker

Lmao


El_Charro_Loco

lmao


[deleted]

it was dying, that is a slime mould.


[deleted]

What species?


[deleted]

looks like scoby from kambucha. but its probably very likely not, No clue what it actually is but may be a type of yeast bacteria


[deleted]

Oh ok so not a slime mold at all


[deleted]

well, slime molds arn't really molds, if thats what you mean?


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DanielABush97

u/yellowphonetrombone someone sided with you buddy


[deleted]

Lol why did ppl downvote me I was just clarifying


Alternative-Ad1761

That's wierd lmao. Wonder what it could be lmao


Styrofo

Lmao shits crazy lmao


Alternative-Ad1761

Lmao at least it's not shower hands lmao


SeaFirestarter42

Lmao see if it’s name is Ol’ Drippy lmao


cristianap36

Lmao you're right at least it's not lmao, scary stuff lmao


Civil-Cod-6984

Lmao shower hands, what a classic lmao.


sid690347

Lmao, I'm just putting a random comment and it doesn't mean anything lmao.


Ok_Primary_614

Lmao I just murdered my friends lmao they told me to stop saying lmao


Hotracer729

Lmao I fucked your dead friends corpses lmao they didn't tell me to stop so they must've liked it lmao


[deleted]

Lmao this guy just went full lmao. You never go full lmao, lmao!


GraciasSirIdiot

Lmao lmao


Tutes013

You should see him in the comments lmao lol #wtf


ifunplzsthrowitaway

Lmao ew lmao


Smotts2

Looks like a crushed up bean


El_Charro_Loco

lmao


gruntled-goat

I would not be lmao in this situation


pancakebutt90

Lmao you’re going to have diarrhea all night lmao


Amethoran

It Came Back 2 Electric Boogaloo.


ronnie_axlerod

You're gonna die lmao.


poopchute_boogy

And now you have yogurt


Strong_Juggernaut_96

Lmao


Evan_Wattson

That's scary lmao.


[deleted]

E. Coli and Friends


GuaranteeNo2187

What is that lmao.


AdWeekly2244

Creamer? Like for coffee? I really hope someone comes along and explains wtf this is. I have to know.


Appropriate_Delay717

Ya coffee creamer. Idk it just plopped out.


Ok_Marionberry141

There’s a lot of LMAO’s for something this disgusting that was swimming in something you drank 0AML


bunktacos

It could be something more gross, but to me it just looks like the "skin" that occurs on top of home made pudding. Probably just left the cap a little open and the air created this? Or it was well expired and you might have a stomach ache...


Appropriate_Delay717

Ya I drank it. No wonder my coffee tastes burnt lmao.


Adventurous-Tonight1

Nope


[deleted]

That looks like the goo that animals are covered in when they’re born and it got mixed in with the cream


alien_galaxy520

Tbh thought “my creamer” was code for your coochie and i was concerned


WisemanGaming6672

well, thats burned into my brain forever. looks like I'll be drinking my coffee black until I'm 60


realDonaldTrummp

Tastes better that way. So long as you drink high quality light roasts instead of that microplastic-laden starbucks poison shit


iangrichardson

Looks almost like vinegar mother. Heh, wouldn't be the least bit surprised if that's what it is.


Anxious_Dance_4179

Looks like a dude on a dirt bike to me


therealrambotango

Lmao


vers-ys

lmao


jewshuwuu

lmao


[deleted]

Lmao lmao


Jarod102790

Lmao


vaporeongod

Hey guys, today I put my own semen into a chicken egg, this is what came out


Josette22

Important: Was it Nabisco brand?


ThunderPilot93

By creamer I thought you meant your dick until I read the comments!


[deleted]

That… that is foreskin.😐


[deleted]

op just circumcised their creamer


LatestGreatestSadist

Bro u gay?


Cobrafire

You say lmao a lot


The-Entire_USSR

Glad to hear you’re going to start drinking coffee like a psychopath now. Black. No sugar. The right way to drink it.


Appropriate_Delay717

I don't use sugar. Just regular Creamer. But idk wtf that sludge is. The bottle was just recently opened too. Over a week ago


HavanaWoody

DO your research . Non Dairy Creamer is really sugar that is not as sweet as cane sugar. Learned this when I cut out sugar due to hyperglycemia and continued to have symptoms using non dairy creamer. Went to using just heavy Cream and all pre-diabetic symptoms resolved. I have since learned there are many many names for sugar and they are not all sweet.


Sleight-Code

Bonus, you got part of an infected utter


[deleted]

Utterly disgustang


Appropriate_Delay717

FOR EVERYONE I HAVE A VIDEO OF IT. WHERE CAN I POST IT SO ALL WHO COMMENTED N UPPED THE POST SO THEY CAN WATCH?


bbqmb

Is creamer used a lot in the US? I don’t understand it’s purpose, like how much do you use? what type of coffee is it used for and why not just use milk with your coffee? I’ve never heard of it being used here in Australia.


Budmanes

Our creamer is more like Half and Half (1/2 cream, 1/2 milk). It’s often flavored, I.e. Vanilla, Hazelnut, Irish Cream, etc


Zombieslayer_idk_lol

Wtf


Wooiikii

Is creamer a euphemism for "penis"? I mean, either way, I'd be concerned


WhirlyDurlyGirly

I’m so sorry this happened… but how metal would it he if it ended up being a ribbonworm and it does that thing it does


marcosg_aus

I’m afraid to ask what your ‘creamer’ is


Appropriate_Delay717

Like coffee creamer hahaha.


downinahole357

Bumbleclot


[deleted]

Go to the ER immediately. That’s a vital organ


Garbanzo12

Lmao I thought creamer was your funny way of saying b-hole hahahha


HavanaWoody

That's Not Cream. Heavy Cream turns to Butter and cheese when it goes off and it has a shelf life twice as long as milk. Non dairy Creamer is just complex sugars . Fat Free half and half Is a lie, Half butterfat cream and half milk, How do you make that fat free, You use half milk and half milk and add complex sugars to make it smoother and charge 4x the price of milk.


please_remain_clam

Fetus from the barista. Times are tough.


uniquorn23

Scobyyyyyy🏀


ErsQualifi

Oh you got the “pieces of liver” creamer


AdventurerOfTheStars

*and then something growled behind him. Slowly turning, OP saw a horrific pile of tentacles, teeth, and eyes. It was... The Thing.*


vforveronika

Pls no


MikeAndBike

I'm getting Alien vibes again... Do not poke it!!


Grilledkhalcheesi

Dear god I hope “creamer” isn’t a euphemism.


neonphoenix09

Just a little bit of nipple.


Alabamanok

Looks like human flesh


[deleted]

nope


DiscussionWooden4940

Lmao! LMAAAAAAOOOO! DID YOU GET IT YET


jwightschalpert

Out of the creamer you let sit around for a month after it expired, you mean?


Appropriate_Delay717

No man. Over a week ago I opened it. Not to long for that to develop.


FriendSmell22

he made the cream


Appropriate_Delay717

Hoh 😅😅👌


shanedp1981

Eat it.


WolverineNo9674

Lmao


reasons4that

Do you live alone?


Shlaasss

Not anymore.


soberdrunken

I kept an open can of grape fanta in my room for one month or something, took a sip (no questions), yuck, emptied the can in the sink and a shit that looked EXACTLY like this came out. It happened two years ago and I still live. For now.


Ok_Judgment9685

Oh god


[deleted]

Looks like a chicken liver.


Certain_Molasses8532

What creamer was it lmao


katum_

How it is not a NSFW


Coldwinter2003

Is it a chicken liver


[deleted]

Oh, great OP, now everybody will want one.


Additional-Piano-397

WTF


DanielABush97

That looks like raw chicken meat. If *that* came out of creamer... not sure if it's disgusting or intriguing. Idk


[deleted]

It's a SCOBY!


GetAtMeKimK

This is why you don’t buy groceries at dollar general


Cyphur-knows

Nice sink tho


unknowncath

🤢


Bm_93

Looks more like a chicken liver


Nevochkam1

I read it as screamer first and went "wtf?!?!?!"


[deleted]

Lmao? I would not lmao if that came out of my creamer…..


Level-Ad-4094

Whats a creamer?


reddit_sucks423

I blew one of them out of my nose earlier. How many months old was the creamer, and how many weeks that you didn't use it to notice the smell?


lbow986

This looks like chicken gizzards.


Dougstoned

I’ve never been happier to use oat milk in my life


m1nd_salt

God I have a dirty mind