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creepy_old_white_guy

Meanwhile, the delivery driver is searching the floorboards of his car for that cigarette he knows he dropped somewhere.


DennisReynoldsRL

It went thru the closed bag. Thru the box. And onto the pizza? I’d inclined to believe this person set a cigarette on their pizza for karma.


KpecTHuk

No, he dropped It while closing lid after eating some pepperoni


Trumpets22

Nah there would be noticeable little grease patches if you ate the peps after cooking it.


sugarsox

The guy has been stealing pizza toppings for a long time, he knows how to to do it sneakily. He's been doing it so long that he's getting careless and the cig was an oversight


asketen

I love this psychological profile of the perp


KJBenson

Tell me you’ve never licked a pizza to hide your crime, without telling me you’ve never licked a pizza to hide your crime SMH


Ycx48raQk59F

Quantum Tunneling. The chance is not perfectly zero, just veeeeeeeery close to it :D


DennisReynoldsRL

Hahahahah


susieallen

I agree. That cigarette would be nothing but grease if it had been there longer than a few minutes.


reddit_poopaholic

Yep yep yep, my first thought exactly. I don't think there's any way the cigarette would be anything but a steamy greasy tobacco stick if it was in there for enough time to close the box, walk across the room with it, and open it again.


susieallen

Absolutely. Why is it so hard to be honest? I still don't understand why people do this shit for karma. What exactly does reddit karma produce? Why do they chase it?


reddit_poopaholic

Dopamine is my best guess


susieallen

What a weird world we live in


chonkycatcankles

to be fair tho, the box itself is rather… non greasy


susieallen

True, but the pizza it's sitting on is. I smoke. You can't even touch a cigarette with a drop of water on your finger without it spreading as if it were a sponge. The heat from the pizza box alone would have at least dampened it. Good for him if this is legit, but I just don't believe it.


chonkycatcankles

i dont really believe it either but thats gotta be the most dry pizza box ive ever seen


susieallen

You are absolutely correct


pizzaboye109

I think one of the workers had it behind the ear or something. Fell in right as he was closing it.


Niles_Urdu

The cigarette is their apology for not putting on enough pepperoni.


toq-titan

A fair trade.


Conan_Troutman_SV

Both cancerous, so theres that.


BearsuitTTV

Cook had a cig behind his ear and didn't realize it fell off when he was closing up the box. He's at work bout to go on break in the back and be very disappointed.


Odd_Ad_94

Nah he put the cigarette on the pizza. That shit is miraculously clean.


Ycx48raQk59F

There is so much fat on the Pizza the whole paper of the cig would be soaked through.


sevo1977

OP definitely put it on for the votes. I don’t understand folk’s sometimes.


Cheap_Towel3037

Yup. "Boss after I box this pizza I'm going on a smoke break" threw a cigarette behind the ear, boxed the pizza, while looking down it dropped, he didn't notice and went to smoke. Got outside and said " shit, where's my cigarette. If you have ever worked in food or anything customer service, you can't go back in then you risk getting pulled into another task


Tough-Stock-468

Poor guy lost his cigarette while eating your pepperoni!


schrodingers-lunch

100%


Bai_Cha

This is obviously what happened. I don't know what the other comments are talking about 🤣


alphaxenox

That cigarette is strangely clean for a greasy pizza like that


BlueLTZZ71

They’d be cleaning that whole pie off their front window if they delivered that to me with a cigarette


Derpinator_420

Meh, I'd eat the pizza then smoke the cigarette. And move on with my life.


[deleted]

LOL RIGHT


SomewhereDue2629

Fucking free ciggies! Cant beat that.


JurisDrew

Was gonna say, I need that friggin Domino's promo code


BlueLTZZ71

Dominos is worse than little ceasars


JurisDrew

That's saying something


BlueLTZZ71

Free joints beat out free cigarettes 7 days a week


SomewhereDue2629

No pizza man gives away free trees kid!


wonk001

Ooo...he's so tough!


BlueLTZZ71

I don’t know how that comment emulates toughness. Of course i said that right after getting screwed over by papa johns so i perhaps put some pent up bitterness & spitefulness into that comment


Odd_Ad_94

How is the cigarette not greasy? That paper is clean af.


Washboardrocker87

Came here asking the same thing!! What the hell!


orten_boi

The filter is looks to be the only thing in contact with the pizza, and the covering is goot at isolating fluid. The end of the paper is resting on the crust. I can not say what the cotton in the filter looks like, but there will probably be a oily/cheesy aftertaste to the smoke haha


Odd_Ad_94

Crust is greasy even if minimal. Pizza steams in a box and dry ass paper meant to be smoke will suck more liquid than my mom on a Tuesday. OP did it for the karma.


Dazzling_Ad5338

If that cig had been there for more than a few minutes, the paper would have soaked the grease up.


JonnyOgrodnik

The cigarette didn’t roll around the pizza or off it at all during the delivery? I call bs. If it rolled around on the pizza it would have grease all over it. Try better next time OP.


PlagueDoc22

You didn't order with extra cigaretteoni on the side?


PumkimEscobar

Uncle Vinny looking for the cigarette he had in his ear back at the restaurant.


Grade-A_potato

A shmoke and a pancake


[deleted]

That’s a whole fucking cigarette, that’s a win if you ask me.


fucovid2020

This guy….. free cig and he’s complaining…. Smh….


NunMelee

A smoke and a pancake?


ajtreee

is the pepperoni in the shape of that s everyone was drawing a while back?


cable787

that's just a new york style papa johns garnish


Low_Maintenance_Diva

Maybe the delivery guy put the cigarette there so you can ask for refund of this bs pizza. How thoughtful.


Elegant_Spot_3486

That crust looks delicious though. A few bubbles. Kinda charred.


Vivid_Confusion_8143

You don’t enjoy a good cigarette after you get fucked?


rpmerf

Where the fuck did I leave my smoke!? I just had it right here!


w1987g

I think you were used by the cook as an example of what he thinks of management


captainhindsight1983

Nice they even throw in a complimentary cigarette after you finish your meal.


NedFlanDiddlyAnders

You gonna smoke that cigarette?


Southern-Comb-650

The cigarette wasn't lit at least. Cigarette ash tastes HORRIBLE!!!!


[deleted]

Hey, free Burnie!


Thereisaholeinmyhead

I think he ate your pepperonis then offered a peace trinket for your troubles


Dustzommi

Didn't know pepperoni pizza smoked 😂


lewisfairchild

Pepperoni density dearth a true crime.


Ozonewanderer

Oh Fuck!!!


Baatlesheep

Don't smoke, but free cigarettes I guess.


ayecal127

It’s as if you ordered a cheese pizza and they fucked the order up and dropped pepperoni on it by accident when they dropped the cigarette.


Rock_Point

Where is the little table!


[deleted]

Free cigarette


redditsuckspokey1

That pizza is smokin!


n3Ver9h0st

Ewwww


joe_ordan

That cigarette is only part of that pizza that’s gluten free, zero carbs, & non gmo. So it must be healthy ;)


Green_Man_Ro

Free cigarette!


No_Needleworker_9921

did u piss somone off ? that almost seems intentional


Harijs_LV

At first glance I thought this was a sad bday cake


JollyWolverine300

They gave you a cigarette to get over the lack of pepperoni


BigAsian69420

Sad shit is first thing I noticed was the pepp.


Ordinary-Eggplant396

I mean who doesn't like a cig after a pizza man


rpmerf

Where the fuck did I leave my smoke!? I just had it right here!


abdollelah_alt

The cheese looks like it's 90% pure oil.


[deleted]

Clearly they just dropped the cigarette while taking pepperoni off your pizza. Innocent mistake


TempleFugit

I got a pineapple pizza last night and it was the same thing... Pizza places are getting stingy with their toppings so I'm crossing them off the list...


Torque2101

Call up the company or contact DoorDash support and demand a refund.


AnOriginalPseudo

Bro, that's a free cigarette


SuperMomn

Dude order Domino's their pizza is amazing.


knuckles312

Free smoke?! That’s what’s up


thehillsidewrangler

omg I almost didn’t even notice the ciggy !


RockstarAgent

For this very reason I keep a package of pepperoni in the fridge. Between cheese only pizza deals - and in case of this atrocity.


[deleted]

Better be menthol because in CA they banned Menthol cigarettes.


PumkimEscobar

If you know the secret password they really didn’t🤫


Birddog240

Quick fix with cig. I’d be stressed so I’d smoke the cig. Definitely would need another cig (whole one) for lack of pepperoni


vashthestampede01001

This is the dumbest post I've ever seen on this sub. You're so full of shit OP. I can see a couple spots that look like they used to have a pepperoni on them, and that cigarette would absolutely not be clean or propped up like that after traveling in a vehicle. Why you gotta lie, bro?


LexIconFree

Cigarettes are to long to sit straight up in a box without getting crushed. By the looks of it, it’s a fresh cigarette. Stop trolling. You put it in there for the comments. Edit: Optical illusion, it looks like it is sitting up straight. I stand corrected.


JazzScientist

OP never said it was sitting up straight.


Ordinary_Mastodon376

I mean, I'm a smoker so a free cigarette is good luck for me lol.


PantsAre4Pricks

How is the cigarette still so straight? Even shorts would get crushed by a closed pizza box, right?


illiteratepsycho

A cigarette is taller than a pizza box tho


Horbigast

Somewhere there's a guy on death row wondering why he got Hawaiian with no cigarette for his last meal.


I_TheJester_I

You misspelled salami.


WesleyRobledo

Bro at least there is some pepperoni on the pizza


BMP77777

Is the cigarette your brand at least?


Key_Database1508

You don’t need the calories


1low67

I'd still eat it


bnonymousbeeeee

And then what are ya gonna do with the lousy pizza?


rockman99

Jesus Christ!


whogotthekeys2mybima

Not gonna lie, there were always two bagel places in my area, one was clean but their bagels were trash (undercooked, chewy, the everything bagels didn’t have salt) and the other had delicious bagels (crispy on the outside, fluffy and airy on the inside, well done everything bagels with everything on it) but I’d always find a hair baked into it. I had to make the decision good food but dirty, or bad food but clean…I made my decision. And this pizza looks delicious and id eat it


Delimontis

For one, that cigarette is planted. If it had been in there during the driving time to the customers house, it would've soaked up the grease from the pizza and not look like a fresh cigarette. Two, this is what you get toppings wise when you go with little Caesars. Op failed on both issues. Picking the wrong pizza company and planting the cigarette!


VoodooPapi

Lawsuit


MasterWhite1150

For fucking what bruh 😭😭😭


VoodooPapi

You can actually claim attempted poisoning. In about thirty states.


colouredcheese

My moneys on staged for karma


[deleted]

Op planted it for attention


[deleted]

[удалено]


butcher106

That because you have to actually order the pizza, not just wish it


Gswindle76

There has to be more explanation to this.


6InchBlade

I mean, when I worked at dominos there were multiple people that got fired for eating the customers food. It’s really not that uncommon.


isadlymaybewrong

Is that yours


tonyp113

What did you tip them last time?


KingBurakkuurufu

I can totally see how a cig could end up like that but yea that’s still pretty bad


ParticularSchool3348

Yeah. You can smoke the cigarette after you eat


seberplanet

Italian here: if you order a pepperoni pizza (if that's how you call it, peperone is bellpepper in Italian) that's what you get in terms of quantity. Pizza is a nice meal so you don't usually add too much toppings so you can actually taste the pizza itself. Hot salami is actually one of my favourite, one time I made the unfortunate decision to try pizza hut in Scotland and boy it was disgusting: tasteless salami all over it, you couldn't see the mozzarella and tomato under. To me the cigarette is by far more disgusting, I hope you didn't eat that and made the pizza place deliver another one.


FirstProphetofSophia

I guess your pizza came in a Flip-Top Box


Exotic_Item_2225

They hooked it up in my opinion


Known-Bookkeeper-458

Next time just go to white castle