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The guy has been stealing pizza toppings for a long time, he knows how to to do it sneakily. He's been doing it so long that he's getting careless and the cig was an oversight
Yep yep yep, my first thought exactly.
I don't think there's any way the cigarette would be anything but a steamy greasy tobacco stick if it was in there for enough time to close the box, walk across the room with it, and open it again.
Absolutely. Why is it so hard to be honest? I still don't understand why people do this shit for karma. What exactly does reddit karma produce? Why do they chase it?
True, but the pizza it's sitting on is. I smoke. You can't even touch a cigarette with a drop of water on your finger without it spreading as if it were a sponge. The heat from the pizza box alone would have at least dampened it. Good for him if this is legit, but I just don't believe it.
Cook had a cig behind his ear and didn't realize it fell off when he was closing up the box. He's at work bout to go on break in the back and be very disappointed.
Yup. "Boss after I box this pizza I'm going on a smoke break" threw a cigarette behind the ear, boxed the pizza, while looking down it dropped, he didn't notice and went to smoke. Got outside and said " shit, where's my cigarette. If you have ever worked in food or anything customer service, you can't go back in then you risk getting pulled into another task
I don’t know how that comment emulates toughness. Of course i said that right after getting screwed over by papa johns so i perhaps put some pent up bitterness & spitefulness into that comment
The filter is looks to be the only thing in contact with the pizza, and the covering is goot at isolating fluid. The end of the paper is resting on the crust. I can not say what the cotton in the filter looks like, but there will probably be a oily/cheesy aftertaste to the smoke haha
Crust is greasy even if minimal. Pizza steams in a box and dry ass paper meant to be smoke will suck more liquid than my mom on a Tuesday. OP did it for the karma.
The cigarette didn’t roll around the pizza or off it at all during the delivery? I call bs. If it rolled around on the pizza it would have grease all over it. Try better next time OP.
I got a pineapple pizza last night and it was the same thing... Pizza places are getting stingy with their toppings so I'm crossing them off the list...
This is the dumbest post I've ever seen on this sub. You're so full of shit OP. I can see a couple spots that look like they used to have a pepperoni on them, and that cigarette would absolutely not be clean or propped up like that after traveling in a vehicle. Why you gotta lie, bro?
Cigarettes are to long to sit straight up in a box without getting crushed. By the looks of it, it’s a fresh cigarette. Stop trolling. You put it in there for the comments.
Edit: Optical illusion, it looks like it is sitting up straight. I stand corrected.
Not gonna lie, there were always two bagel places in my area, one was clean but their bagels were trash (undercooked, chewy, the everything bagels didn’t have salt) and the other had delicious bagels (crispy on the outside, fluffy and airy on the inside, well done everything bagels with everything on it) but I’d always find a hair baked into it. I had to make the decision good food but dirty, or bad food but clean…I made my decision. And this pizza looks delicious and id eat it
For one, that cigarette is planted. If it had been in there during the driving time to the customers house, it would've soaked up the grease from the pizza and not look like a fresh cigarette. Two, this is what you get toppings wise when you go with little Caesars. Op failed on both issues. Picking the wrong pizza company and planting the cigarette!
Italian here: if you order a pepperoni pizza (if that's how you call it, peperone is bellpepper in Italian) that's what you get in terms of quantity. Pizza is a nice meal so you don't usually add too much toppings so you can actually taste the pizza itself. Hot salami is actually one of my favourite, one time I made the unfortunate decision to try pizza hut in Scotland and boy it was disgusting: tasteless salami all over it, you couldn't see the mozzarella and tomato under. To me the cigarette is by far more disgusting, I hope you didn't eat that and made the pizza place deliver another one.
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Meanwhile, the delivery driver is searching the floorboards of his car for that cigarette he knows he dropped somewhere.
It went thru the closed bag. Thru the box. And onto the pizza? I’d inclined to believe this person set a cigarette on their pizza for karma.
No, he dropped It while closing lid after eating some pepperoni
Nah there would be noticeable little grease patches if you ate the peps after cooking it.
The guy has been stealing pizza toppings for a long time, he knows how to to do it sneakily. He's been doing it so long that he's getting careless and the cig was an oversight
I love this psychological profile of the perp
Tell me you’ve never licked a pizza to hide your crime, without telling me you’ve never licked a pizza to hide your crime SMH
Quantum Tunneling. The chance is not perfectly zero, just veeeeeeeery close to it :D
Hahahahah
I agree. That cigarette would be nothing but grease if it had been there longer than a few minutes.
Yep yep yep, my first thought exactly. I don't think there's any way the cigarette would be anything but a steamy greasy tobacco stick if it was in there for enough time to close the box, walk across the room with it, and open it again.
Absolutely. Why is it so hard to be honest? I still don't understand why people do this shit for karma. What exactly does reddit karma produce? Why do they chase it?
Dopamine is my best guess
What a weird world we live in
to be fair tho, the box itself is rather… non greasy
True, but the pizza it's sitting on is. I smoke. You can't even touch a cigarette with a drop of water on your finger without it spreading as if it were a sponge. The heat from the pizza box alone would have at least dampened it. Good for him if this is legit, but I just don't believe it.
i dont really believe it either but thats gotta be the most dry pizza box ive ever seen
You are absolutely correct
I think one of the workers had it behind the ear or something. Fell in right as he was closing it.
The cigarette is their apology for not putting on enough pepperoni.
A fair trade.
Both cancerous, so theres that.
Cook had a cig behind his ear and didn't realize it fell off when he was closing up the box. He's at work bout to go on break in the back and be very disappointed.
Nah he put the cigarette on the pizza. That shit is miraculously clean.
There is so much fat on the Pizza the whole paper of the cig would be soaked through.
OP definitely put it on for the votes. I don’t understand folk’s sometimes.
Yup. "Boss after I box this pizza I'm going on a smoke break" threw a cigarette behind the ear, boxed the pizza, while looking down it dropped, he didn't notice and went to smoke. Got outside and said " shit, where's my cigarette. If you have ever worked in food or anything customer service, you can't go back in then you risk getting pulled into another task
Poor guy lost his cigarette while eating your pepperoni!
100%
This is obviously what happened. I don't know what the other comments are talking about 🤣
That cigarette is strangely clean for a greasy pizza like that
They’d be cleaning that whole pie off their front window if they delivered that to me with a cigarette
Meh, I'd eat the pizza then smoke the cigarette. And move on with my life.
LOL RIGHT
Fucking free ciggies! Cant beat that.
Was gonna say, I need that friggin Domino's promo code
Dominos is worse than little ceasars
That's saying something
Free joints beat out free cigarettes 7 days a week
No pizza man gives away free trees kid!
Ooo...he's so tough!
I don’t know how that comment emulates toughness. Of course i said that right after getting screwed over by papa johns so i perhaps put some pent up bitterness & spitefulness into that comment
How is the cigarette not greasy? That paper is clean af.
Came here asking the same thing!! What the hell!
The filter is looks to be the only thing in contact with the pizza, and the covering is goot at isolating fluid. The end of the paper is resting on the crust. I can not say what the cotton in the filter looks like, but there will probably be a oily/cheesy aftertaste to the smoke haha
Crust is greasy even if minimal. Pizza steams in a box and dry ass paper meant to be smoke will suck more liquid than my mom on a Tuesday. OP did it for the karma.
If that cig had been there for more than a few minutes, the paper would have soaked the grease up.
The cigarette didn’t roll around the pizza or off it at all during the delivery? I call bs. If it rolled around on the pizza it would have grease all over it. Try better next time OP.
You didn't order with extra cigaretteoni on the side?
Uncle Vinny looking for the cigarette he had in his ear back at the restaurant.
A shmoke and a pancake
That’s a whole fucking cigarette, that’s a win if you ask me.
This guy….. free cig and he’s complaining…. Smh….
A smoke and a pancake?
is the pepperoni in the shape of that s everyone was drawing a while back?
that's just a new york style papa johns garnish
Maybe the delivery guy put the cigarette there so you can ask for refund of this bs pizza. How thoughtful.
That crust looks delicious though. A few bubbles. Kinda charred.
You don’t enjoy a good cigarette after you get fucked?
Where the fuck did I leave my smoke!? I just had it right here!
I think you were used by the cook as an example of what he thinks of management
Nice they even throw in a complimentary cigarette after you finish your meal.
You gonna smoke that cigarette?
The cigarette wasn't lit at least. Cigarette ash tastes HORRIBLE!!!!
Hey, free Burnie!
I think he ate your pepperonis then offered a peace trinket for your troubles
Didn't know pepperoni pizza smoked 😂
Pepperoni density dearth a true crime.
Oh Fuck!!!
Don't smoke, but free cigarettes I guess.
It’s as if you ordered a cheese pizza and they fucked the order up and dropped pepperoni on it by accident when they dropped the cigarette.
Where is the little table!
Free cigarette
That pizza is smokin!
Ewwww
That cigarette is only part of that pizza that’s gluten free, zero carbs, & non gmo. So it must be healthy ;)
Free cigarette!
did u piss somone off ? that almost seems intentional
At first glance I thought this was a sad bday cake
They gave you a cigarette to get over the lack of pepperoni
Sad shit is first thing I noticed was the pepp.
I mean who doesn't like a cig after a pizza man
Where the fuck did I leave my smoke!? I just had it right here!
The cheese looks like it's 90% pure oil.
Clearly they just dropped the cigarette while taking pepperoni off your pizza. Innocent mistake
I got a pineapple pizza last night and it was the same thing... Pizza places are getting stingy with their toppings so I'm crossing them off the list...
Call up the company or contact DoorDash support and demand a refund.
Bro, that's a free cigarette
Dude order Domino's their pizza is amazing.
Free smoke?! That’s what’s up
omg I almost didn’t even notice the ciggy !
For this very reason I keep a package of pepperoni in the fridge. Between cheese only pizza deals - and in case of this atrocity.
Better be menthol because in CA they banned Menthol cigarettes.
If you know the secret password they really didn’t🤫
Quick fix with cig. I’d be stressed so I’d smoke the cig. Definitely would need another cig (whole one) for lack of pepperoni
This is the dumbest post I've ever seen on this sub. You're so full of shit OP. I can see a couple spots that look like they used to have a pepperoni on them, and that cigarette would absolutely not be clean or propped up like that after traveling in a vehicle. Why you gotta lie, bro?
Cigarettes are to long to sit straight up in a box without getting crushed. By the looks of it, it’s a fresh cigarette. Stop trolling. You put it in there for the comments. Edit: Optical illusion, it looks like it is sitting up straight. I stand corrected.
OP never said it was sitting up straight.
I mean, I'm a smoker so a free cigarette is good luck for me lol.
How is the cigarette still so straight? Even shorts would get crushed by a closed pizza box, right?
A cigarette is taller than a pizza box tho
Somewhere there's a guy on death row wondering why he got Hawaiian with no cigarette for his last meal.
You misspelled salami.
Bro at least there is some pepperoni on the pizza
Is the cigarette your brand at least?
You don’t need the calories
I'd still eat it
And then what are ya gonna do with the lousy pizza?
Jesus Christ!
Not gonna lie, there were always two bagel places in my area, one was clean but their bagels were trash (undercooked, chewy, the everything bagels didn’t have salt) and the other had delicious bagels (crispy on the outside, fluffy and airy on the inside, well done everything bagels with everything on it) but I’d always find a hair baked into it. I had to make the decision good food but dirty, or bad food but clean…I made my decision. And this pizza looks delicious and id eat it
For one, that cigarette is planted. If it had been in there during the driving time to the customers house, it would've soaked up the grease from the pizza and not look like a fresh cigarette. Two, this is what you get toppings wise when you go with little Caesars. Op failed on both issues. Picking the wrong pizza company and planting the cigarette!
Lawsuit
For fucking what bruh 😭😭😭
You can actually claim attempted poisoning. In about thirty states.
My moneys on staged for karma
Op planted it for attention
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That because you have to actually order the pizza, not just wish it
There has to be more explanation to this.
I mean, when I worked at dominos there were multiple people that got fired for eating the customers food. It’s really not that uncommon.
Is that yours
What did you tip them last time?
I can totally see how a cig could end up like that but yea that’s still pretty bad
Yeah. You can smoke the cigarette after you eat
Italian here: if you order a pepperoni pizza (if that's how you call it, peperone is bellpepper in Italian) that's what you get in terms of quantity. Pizza is a nice meal so you don't usually add too much toppings so you can actually taste the pizza itself. Hot salami is actually one of my favourite, one time I made the unfortunate decision to try pizza hut in Scotland and boy it was disgusting: tasteless salami all over it, you couldn't see the mozzarella and tomato under. To me the cigarette is by far more disgusting, I hope you didn't eat that and made the pizza place deliver another one.
I guess your pizza came in a Flip-Top Box
They hooked it up in my opinion
Next time just go to white castle