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MoonshotTrix

Throw on a hockey Jersey for your plans. Nobody will question it.


coot32

I’m literally going to a hockey game. I’m going to make some joke about looking like a hockey player.


Sustenance_Abuse

![gif](giphy|9058ZMj6ooluP4UUPl)


Misanthropyandme

Black permanent marker


D4d-M4n

You can actually buy teeth make up for this purpose.


reptarcannabis

You sound like Dante and now you look like you play hockey on your day off on the roof of your work


AlwaysFernweh

He wasn’t even supposed to be there today!


CosmicCreeperz

Go Blues.


Bombomp

Or shave your eyebrow. They won’t even notice you have teeth.


Sonnuvah

Well played!


GoldfishDad07

Lost a tooth in college. Couldn't get an appointment for 2 days. I wore my #17 Steve Hanson Chiefs jersey to class. Actually had someone recognize the joke/movie. It was 2018 so I was suprised I even got one.


johnnyhumanseeds

I chipped my tooth like a year ago. Can't get it fixed til May. I'm gonna have to do this.


pinoy_dude24

Stuck chiclet gum there!


hereforsomestuff

Lol out loud


orgyofdestruction

I'm just gonna throw this out there. https://preview.redd.it/vp8fydq5jzlc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4423360539f2a08b87e6d9cefe46275d0549208


RUKiddingMeReddit

Bad teeth day for Megamind.


Drillucidator

Bad weekend all around for Megamind judging by the sequel’s reviews lmao


Slimyguy54

https://preview.redd.it/wizs09rul3mc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b864710352a764a28d7b8bcf187653c9fb212bc Truly indeed…


HauntingSamurai

Mr. Anderson...


JayJaymeowsker

Made me laugh 😂


Potato-nutz

⭐️


MidnightPotatoChip

Oh God I have been on Reddit too long today.


kelpygisme

lmfao I just saw that post on trees


Krimzer

Rofl, the same just happend to me and i was about to post about it here. Was confused as hell when i first saw it


Rokey76

![gif](giphy|nRuxO6jeNaZ1Stsrwv)


GrimeyJosh

This is funny cuz i saw both posts today 🤣


DreadPiratteRoberts

Dude Same!!!! I was reading about Harry PotHead's crazy reaction, and now Hockey McTootherson is having a rough night ^😆🤣


pcs3rd

https://preview.redd.it/6qp1oaugi0mc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ec1aed40e86ad3b7b2b88c6500ed5f50cde3b7


GoFast_EatAss

This looks like onision lol


nazukeru

Thank you so much, internet stranger. I needed the laugh so badly.


_Bart8_

Oh wow cool it's a random Devin Townsend sighting


AntalRyder

Hahaha the fist name that popped into my mind!


[deleted]

It came up like this for me too 😂


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ewuuucniuzlc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=901f40fb510fb843050808f02857ccc6a9e4336b


JusHerForTheComments

Damn dude. 92 inbox? Just mark them all as read, please!


[deleted]

I’ve gone this far


[deleted]

Dude I literally just had the same posts back to back


alcapurrias123

This should be in “AccidentalComedy”


jetoler

Lol I saw that same post earlier, dude gets a mark on his forehead whenever he gets high.


BabyDragonFlyOF

Dide thats my same feed lol


RolyPolyRaveCat

https://preview.redd.it/742twjsxp0mc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c3b361fee2fbbd5f540af8150c76b083f21cc6f Woah, what the fuck?


AnxietyAttack2013

Oh good it wasn’t just me https://preview.redd.it/fgd8rrtjw1mc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2015a7906a323328020da13ab316a82ca844d013


Shazbot_2017

Oh my lord


RGBargey

Gouge out your eyes and no one will realise you only have half your eyebrows? Genius move!


battletactics

And I'm glad ya did


larkikuu

😭😂😂😂😂


dvrkhorse1

That’s the “this red line shows up when I get high” guy!!!


Substantial_Walk333

That *cracked* me up


HerMajestysButthole

Wrap some aluminum foil around it and larp as Bullet Tooth Tony.


UnsolicitedDogPics

Just be sure to bring your Desert Eagle .50


HerMajestysButthole

...and not a R E P L I C A


gutterballsBBK

https://preview.redd.it/i7b02wf0jzlc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03bd67595798e233a08c0125ac615ae546646a78


ruby_parker

One of my favorite dumb scenes ever 😂😂


Bukas_K

SCHMIILE!


kingtaco_17

For a millisecond, I thought that was Saddam Hussein


TurkeyCocks

For the longest time, in my mind, Walter Matthau played Saddam in Hot Shots part Deux


DaisyLou1993

Best response award goes to this guy


Ok-Piccolo1738

Seems like you want someone to ask what happened…


Shirinjima

I’ve narrowed it’s one of two possibilities. 1) that tooth at one time ate a mushroom to make it big and strong. However, it took damage and has shrunken down. 2) that tooth had not mastered Gear 3 yet and it has shrunken down as a side effect. Possibly for a very very long time or forever depending on how long it stayed in Gear 3. OP either needs to eat another mushroom, wait for side effects to wear off, or visit a dentist to unshrink their tooth.


coot32

Thought it was obvious. That little nub of a tooth normally has a crown on it that makes it match the rest of my teeth. But the fact that you couldn’t tell actually makes me feel better


TheCalon76

How are we supposed to know what your teeth *normally* look like?


Cosmic_Quasar

I recently had a root canal and got my first crown. In learning about the process and how they grind a tooth down to be smaller for fitting a crown over it then makes this image obvious that the smaller tooth once had a crown on it but it fell off. Both of my parents have had crowns fall off, so it wasn't an unfamiliar concept in that way, either.


Clickbait636

My tooth was too small for them to make a proper crown. So they had to make it bigger and grind down the tooth above it so it would fit in my mouth.


[deleted]

The rest aren’t even exactly where they are supposed to be. I was wondering what it was what looking at.


drcortex98

Because teeth don't break like that. I have an implant like she has and recognized it instantly


easy073

My front teeth broke and look extremely similar to this. I have no crowns and had no idea what OP was pointing out in there post. Her teeth look like mine do everyday.


drcortex98

Well guess I learned something


01234566789638527410

I mean none of your teeth really match, but that's not the point. what happened?


coot32

The missing one really tied them all together ha


fugawf

But…what…the fuck…HAPPENED?


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

Probably got punched in the face for being a dumbass and not answering simple questions.


Sanders0492

There’s not always a story with losing a crown. One time I was just chillin and *\*plop\** a crown came off.


newhappyrainbow

He lost a crown. Sometimes they just fall off or break. When they put on a crown, they whittle your original tooth down so the crown will fit over it.


fugawf

I understand that. We all understand what a crown is, that OP lost a crown, and what tooth it was. But we are all asking WHAT HAPPENED. Like, HOW did he lose the crown?


newhappyrainbow

That’s why I also said sometimes they just break or fall off. I’ve popped one off flossing. OP hasn’t answered so I was suggesting it might not be a dramatic thing. The temporary ones are notoriously bad about not taking much effort to lose.


reidybobeidy89

No- what happened as in How did you lose the crown. It’s pretty obvious the crown is missing….


lazy_pig

Christ, this thread is like pulling teeth.


reidybobeidy89

For some lucky ducks seems like they are just falling out. No pulling required


ctothel

Incisive comment


1nTh3Sh4dows

It got caught on some foreskin


13dot1then420

I thought that might be the case, but the one next to it is at a pretty wild angle so I want sure.


Shiiiiiiiingle

I had no idea what you were referring to.


Thissssguy

No, we can tell. It’s just not everyone knows that you had a crown there. I mean it’s not terrible.


Gurpguru

I'd make a whopper of a story and laugh at anyone that believes it. My wife thinks that's mean. She didn't grow up with a big whopper teller that had audiences hanging on every word though. The man was brilliant and never told the same story twice.


BadPom

I thought you just had a baby tooth that refused to leave.


mnmsaregood3

How the fuck is that obvious??


jongscx

I thought you just had a tiny little baby tooth for some reason.


Due_Alfalfa_6739

Same! Lol I just didn't know how it could possibly only happen on Saturdays when he is going out...


pussErox

This happened to me before on a Friday night. I called my dentist she had me use a dab of the glue for dentures on it till she could see me the following week and recement it. It worked great.


coot32

Yeah if the crown wasn’t in a million pieces I would do that


bantufi

How’d you bust it like that ?


whatguitar

You can get temp cement at the dollar store and put your crown back on for the weekend with that. Call your dentist on Monday and they can get it back in with permanent cement if it’s intact.


coot32

Nope it shattered in my mouth


whatguitar

wear a mask and say you’re just getting past a cold. that stinks, sorry it happened on a weekend


mrsdoubleu

I did this once when I had an infected tooth/abscess and the lower side of my face was swollen. I looked like a hamster storing food.


Ericaonelove

It shattered? Crown material nowadays is usually strong porcelain or zirconia. Was is a temp crown?


CumulativeHazard

Ugh that sounds like how my “teeth falling out” nightmares go. They just start breaking into pieces and crumbling away.


Cosmic_Quasar

As someone who got my first crown about a year ago... it doesn't hurt, right? Tooth is already dead, so no pain?


GlitteringFee9515

if you got a root canal, then the tooth would have no nerve, so most likely no pain. if it’s a veneer, probably some pain as they use the healthy tooth base to enhance the smile, and it can be very sensitive.. broke my two front veneers at a friends house last weekend and scared the shit out of her when i gasped from the shock of it happening and one fell to the floor… hilarious and terrifying 😂


printerfixerguy1992

Use a kernel of popcorn


Psych0matt

Ok so then lots of temp cement


goodpunk6

Damn that sucks homie


SeekNconquer

What we’re you doing ? Chewing on wood 🤣🤣🤣


13_Years_Then_Banned

Shove a chiclet on that mf. ![gif](giphy|7mFXUHnurm7mg)


NeverSayBread

No ask any follow-up questions.


Psych0matt

No ask. Only look.


WetBrainLane

How often does this happen? I feel like crowns shouldn't fall out at all- even if it is Saturday.


coot32

3rd time for me


K-G7

You need to get another dentist to seat your crown if it keeps breaking/falling off that many times!


WetBrainLane

Damn man- yeah like the other person said you should get a new dentist that's crazy. I've had one temporary crown break and that sucked. I can't imagine 3 times!


illogicallyalex

How many more times before you learn?


HughJahsso

Which tooth am I supposed to focus on?


Coffee_fiend1992

https://preview.redd.it/0974gq4g22mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97ba76b274c5afdd33c6fd6df626d4aed9bcf2aa This is how it presented in my news feed 😂


theoldladyhacker

This is hilarious 😂😂😂


Sea-Pea5760

I’m trying to figure out which tooth is fucked up 😂 I kidding that sucks, hope you aren’t in pain? Does that hurt?


Pplannoyme0

Stick a chicklet on there.


TGIIR

My favorite hockey commentator once said after a check into the boards, “He’ll be counting his chiclets after that one, Joe.” 😄😄😄


Uller85

So, are you a center or a wing?


ProudMaryChooglin

And here i thought the baby tooth was the normal one , and the rest of your teeth grew overnite !


Jazzysmooth11

Hopefully your plans include a corn on the cob eating contest


xrobx48

Does it look normal the rest of the week?


squad1alum

How does one go through life with one randomly shrinking tooth? Does it go back to regular size by itself or do you have to pump it up?


BeRad_NZ

Put on a fake British accent and you’ll be fine.


Leftovercoldchicken

Just answer every question with, “it’s chewsday innit” all night long.


SGTbootyklap

A bit much innit


WreckedButWhole

I was looking to add a British comment but couldn’t think of one, you’re doing God’s work my friend


Shhh_NotADr

As a dentist, I also would like to know. Weekends, holidays, and right before my office closes seems to be the time for things like these.


AFunkyRhythm

Indeed. I even tell my patients that the chances of a tooth breaking/crown falling out/abscess forming increase exponentially as you get closer to an airport, wedding, or weekend.


Automatic-Being-

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hanabarbarian

hate it when my teeth spontaneously shrink


williamtowne

This happens on Saturdays frequently?


Dry-Wonder8646

For me it’s always Friday night. ALWAYS


Dirty_Job_3150

What happened?


coot32

My crown fell out and broke


QuantumPhysicsFairy

Okay but *how*?


Farewellandadieu

Just...on its own?


zborzbor

Someone is gettin 50 cents from the tooth fairy for half a tooth this evening


ZadfrackGlutz

Rename Saturday ,secondsy fridays, you will heal.


[deleted]

Why does this.... ... How many fucking times has this happened?


27pH

Did your teeth reshuffle?


Jeepster127

Just do what I do and don't smile.


weeniebabe

Dentist here - you can buy tooth cement/glue from many pharmacies and glue your crown back on. It won’t last long but with careful eating you can keep your plans! Hope you’re not in pain.


mnmsaregood3

How are we supposed to know what you are even talking about


sweetteanoice

Bro how did you shrink one of your teeth? Did you leave it in the dryer too long?


LuzjuLeviathan

Looks like OP wanted veneers, but the tooth left looks a lot more like a crown prep.


TinyBreeze987

You had issues before Saturday


Electrical-Spend-443

Chompin' at the bit all week long waiting for Saturday?


HaydenLobo

All of your teeth got fukced up at once?


SwineyWhiney

Well that thucks


SteamySubreddits

I have absolutely no idea what you’re on about lol


SoopaSoopaSoopa

Nice https://preview.redd.it/x7pnhpbep3mc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ba212851457364debdcb01ba565ea332929c62


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CaliforniaNavyDude

I have no idea what happened. Is there a pimple I'm missing or something? Had to shave your favorite mustache?


MarmadukesDentists

Your teeth were fucked up way before today


Antigravity1231

Gah I just had crowns done on my upper 2 front teeth and this is my nightmare. Tell me what not to do.


curlyfat

I have a crown on one of my front teeth that’s been there since the 90s, if that makes you feel better.


coot32

Well I need a new dentist because it has come out 3 times in 2 years


mlhigg1973

Hopefully not a first date


jobronxside

Get one of does removable teeth to put on and off


Global_Criticism3178

That would be Murphy and his stupid law.


Marine-Biol-George

Are you Vincent D’Onofrio?


Proxymelon

Those veneers are pretty spaced out NGL. Your teeth must have been super bad before they were fixed.


Catinthemirror

Reddit ad placement doing Ouija stuff as per usual 😂 https://preview.redd.it/e5npet0h80mc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5747664da6b3c558ed6c375d681cb27595001b68


islandbop

I bought “old people” denture glue for this reason. When covid hit and all dentists were closed, and I was frankly too scared to look for one, my front veneer fell out. It was also the same time I started seeing someone 😅


camobandaniel

Stop it! You are scaring the fish away.


confusedmaclyn

If it's a date, cancel. No coming back from this.


brandon0228

Eh, with those summer teeth you already had a problem.


bikeweekbaby

Mine crown come off again today as well. Cant believe on the same day this happens to how many. Mine was from a BLT on rye. Guess the bacon was well done. Sheesh. Glad I got an appt on the 7th.


nismos14us

So sorry for the pimple. On a Saturday no less!


EmilyIncoming

Are you saying that your teeth shrink and grow and it happens frequently enough to say “saturDAYS”


outdior1986

I’m seeing a lot going on with those teeth. What exactly changed?


Swiggiewiggie

If it’s a veneer that came off cvs and Walgreens has temp cement. Just don’t bite into anything with the front teeth


earth-west-719

This... Happens regularly?


Jokersaccount

Aye, I'm 25 and only have 9 teeth. Fake teeth rule!


nikibaker

no way!!! I also lost my crown on my front tooth last night! man, what a fucking annoying thing to experience 🙃🙃🙃


Attheupmost

This is why I only eat steak on Mondays, never eat nuts or jerky nor apples come to think of it. 🤔 as someone born with nothing other than to be a genetic gift to dentist, I don’t dare eat anything other than bread and soups!!


Mybratwife

Don't trip. I got into an accident years back and all my teeth are absolutely fucked. Basically dentist's just started pulling and one got infected and spread without knowing until they cracked and broke. Now it's just a matter of time until I get dentures. Hasn't stopped me from living life. Very few people actually care how your teeth are as long as your breath doesn't smell and you're going to be taking care of it. It's going to take me a out $20k to do all the work and they want that to be guaranteed payment at the end of surgery. Insurance won't cover it as surgery just as single tooth pulling. And I'd much rather go to sleep and wake up with gums and an orthodontist appointment.


[deleted]

“The British are coming!”


Human_Software_1476

Looks okay man. Rock on with it


No_Fish3014

What happened? Did you turn Brittish?


pasikasikasi

I also hate it when i wake on saturday looking like british


ProudMaryChooglin

Plans ???? PLANS ??? PLANS ?????? LMAOOOOO 🤓


katamazeballz

Did ya suck it? Just curious, feel free to ignore eme


Quacker_Wacker_

Your adult tooth will come in soon


Amazing_Connection

Murphys law


creature___

You act like you weren’t born British!


cumdunkster

Blimey! He turned British


Something_Joker

I didn’t know British people had Reddit


Rxjim

Let’s be honest.. your teeth weren’t a sight to be seen before the incident.. 


QualityDepression_

That's a British smile if I've ever seen one


Lobster_porn

You're British only on saturdays? That's kinda weird


Interesting_Post_142

My teeth turned British and of course it’s a Saturday!