Brother, my nightmare already happened. Nothing can phase me now.
I let the baby run around naked for 5 minutes while I dried off after giving her a bath. In that 5 minutes she shit all over the giant living room rug, rolled in it, climbed on to the couch, covering my preferred spot, and proceeded to paint my walls in what looked like a brown and green colorway edition of Van Gogh’s Starry Night.
This looks to be one of the Eastern or Greek Orthodox faiths. They do baby baptisms naked in their traditions. Some symbolism of being born like from the womb naked you’re born again in Christ the same way, and likely some other symbolism.
Nah you didn't fix it. Christianity would be the 2000 year old religion they were on about.
All religion is good for is dividing people I agree with what you are saying but what I was saying didn't need correcting, they were specifically referring to Christianity.
My religion says nothing of dividing anyone. I don't not treat others of different religions differently, and I do not press mine on others. My religion helps me teach myself tricks and techniques to always better myself. Other people are irrelevant in every in relation to my religion.
And that doesn't change anything about my religion. Just because it can be done without doesnt make it right. We can experiment and make choices by our selves, and you can also learn from others. But you seem to be talking bad about learning from a teacher because it CAN be biased. That is rather assumeing and negative way to veiw something that may help people.
I used to volunteer around the hospitals and also was doing a shadowing and education type thing. I remember the first circumcision I saw, the baby did exactly that. Right before it started he just peed all over the floor. I asked the physician if he wanted me to clean it up and he said na. I said well it sucks it happened and he was like "it's better he does it now then when I'm actively doing it!"
Did you know that babies can poop & it shoots straight up their entire back, out of their diaper and all up into their hair? They'll do it anywhere too. In your arms, the crib, carseat. Now THAT is a big mess - a bit of sterile pee is nothing OP 🤣
Haaa... It would have been better if the baby had peed in the baptismal font.
Hence where all the blessing water comes from!
Counterbaptism
Calling a bit of pee ‘a big mess’. Buddy, this is nothing for a baby. You don’t want to know.
Nah it's still a big mess, its just not, shit, food, or vomit.
Still not a big mess haha, a few table spoons of liquid. Is a gallon of milk that dropped out of the car and broke your nightmare?
Brother, my nightmare already happened. Nothing can phase me now. I let the baby run around naked for 5 minutes while I dried off after giving her a bath. In that 5 minutes she shit all over the giant living room rug, rolled in it, climbed on to the couch, covering my preferred spot, and proceeded to paint my walls in what looked like a brown and green colorway edition of Van Gogh’s Starry Night.
Ah yes, a Shittasso. My family is familiar with those.
I'm not Catholic but I've been to a ton of baptisms. Since when are the kids naked? I've never seen that before.
This looks to be one of the Eastern or Greek Orthodox faiths. They do baby baptisms naked in their traditions. Some symbolism of being born like from the womb naked you’re born again in Christ the same way, and likely some other symbolism.
Naked baby baptisms have got to result in this happening a *lot*
#1 is better than #2!
They've always liked naked kids at the church.
Mainly Catholics go there… “Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers”
Not as much as public schools
lmao
Why is that baby naked for baptism? I’ve seen a lot of baptisms. None of them were in the buff.
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To clarify, did you just say you went to churches to look at naked babies when you were younger??
"back atcha"
We won't be cleaning up this 2000+ year old mess anytime soon, I'm afraid.
Oh uh 💀
What do you mean?
I think they mean performing ancient rituals on naked babies
They mean Christianity is the mess to begin with.
>They mean ~~Christianity~~ any organised religion is the mess to begin with. Fixed that for ya.
Nah you didn't fix it. Christianity would be the 2000 year old religion they were on about. All religion is good for is dividing people I agree with what you are saying but what I was saying didn't need correcting, they were specifically referring to Christianity.
I’m sure he wasn’t trying to literally fix it 🙄. He’s adding to the joke
My religion says nothing of dividing anyone. I don't not treat others of different religions differently, and I do not press mine on others. My religion helps me teach myself tricks and techniques to always better myself. Other people are irrelevant in every in relation to my religion.
You know you can do all that without a religion, right?
And that doesn't change anything about my religion. Just because it can be done without doesnt make it right. We can experiment and make choices by our selves, and you can also learn from others. But you seem to be talking bad about learning from a teacher because it CAN be biased. That is rather assumeing and negative way to veiw something that may help people.
Btw although I learn from the teachings of my religion, it is without the use of others. No one to influence. Simply me makeing the rules.
Imagine getting downvoted for not understanding something.
Why would the kid be naked to be baptised?
And like that, a new atheist toddler is born.
You have your holy water. I have my holy water.
I wouldn’t trust a priest near my naked child.
Is the big mess the hush money?
Big mess?
“I present to youuu… unholy WATER!”
BYO Font… [Mannaken Pi’s](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OCE8HezwqP4)
I piss on the church too
I used to volunteer around the hospitals and also was doing a shadowing and education type thing. I remember the first circumcision I saw, the baby did exactly that. Right before it started he just peed all over the floor. I asked the physician if he wanted me to clean it up and he said na. I said well it sucks it happened and he was like "it's better he does it now then when I'm actively doing it!"
Oh come on it's just some 100ml of baby pee. You can clean that up with about three napkins if you don't have other utilities at hand.
Just here to see the "religion bad" comments from our "smort and educated" people of reddit
Reminds me when my 1yo daughter took a shit in her nappy, literally just before we handed her to the priest. Stunk the place out lol 😆
Did you know that babies can poop & it shoots straight up their entire back, out of their diaper and all up into their hair? They'll do it anywhere too. In your arms, the crib, carseat. Now THAT is a big mess - a bit of sterile pee is nothing OP 🤣
Fight against water with water
Haaa... It would have been better if the baby had peed in the baptismal font.  Hence where all the blessing water comes from!
Religion is stupid. I woulda whipped it out and peed too
I piss on your silly superstitions
Does it outline how to actually baptise in the Bible?
I do this every time in the Berlin U-Bahn and no one bats an eye