Nah, this the white boy that has run with black crew since third grade termite ball, he's certified. The once crazy white boy in group fights during street ball.
The k in knife/knight/knee used to be pronounced in English (Old and Middle). It still is in other Germanic languages. I’m guessing this kid is of Nordic ancestry.
It's pronounced "kanigga." People have been having fun with this kid's name for a while now.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2TIflU-FVs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2TIflU-FVs)
Technically, depending on pronunciation it could. Just drop one g and you got kniga - книга, book in Russian. Also, he can go with it and become Noah Book
Oh shit. He made it.
Now praying to all the gods I know he makes it to the NFL somehow.
Big fan of his. Never seen him play. Didn’t even know he played football to be honest with you guys.
I can imagine every single one of his teachers upon seeing that name, “Oh, FUCK ME!” The origin of this name, I would like to know, because who the hell thought this would be a good idea
As an announcer Id definitely sound out the k with emphasis and throw a wild spin on the i. Aint nobody catching me in a misunderstanding with pronouncing this.
“Knigga to the 30… to the 20.. to the 10.. Knigga with the touchdown!”
“Yeah Bob, Knigga can run alright! Did you see Knigga jump over that defensive lineman too?!?”
Imagine he’s running for a touchdown and the announcer goes “NO A KNIGGA IS ABOUT YO SCORE A TOUCHDOWN” imagine the announcer has a souther accent as well
Reminds me of when a Danish comedian made a similar joke using the Danish word "nikker". The k's in the word are pronounced almost like g's.
It means "nodding"...of course.
Bruh thats one of the best 1st amendment, long cons, I’ve ever seen from a white family. That’s hilarious!!! They knew what they were doing. Lord have mercy. Ahahhhh
Commentators better start practicing their poker face for those unexpected plot twists!
Knigga please
Noah please
My Knigga.
This Knigga
Muh noahh
Even his posture and face is all cocky like “go on, I dare you to say it”
Dude was like the boy named Sue, he *had* to be tough.
My name is sue, how do you do, now you’re gonna die!
Lmfaooooo😭😭😭😭😭
Imagine if he ever took an oath. "I, Noah Knigga,...."
Who does he know tho?
That one token friend
You just made me understand the joke behind token's name in south park
Idk what you're talking about, his name is Tolkien
Ya seriously, everyone knows his dad is a huge LOTR fan
It would have been super fucked up to name him Token Black.
So... On brand for south park
Which they did, before they retconned his name to Tolkien.
Really? Just now? 🤔
Some humor is time released
Subtle, yet witty. Comments such as these are what I came here for.
Probably because I'm not a native speaker and know Southpark for way longer than I know English. I guess I never thought about it
Yup. That means that one token black friend. Ha ha better late than never friend!
WTF, the same just happened to me.
Nah, this the white boy that has run with black crew since third grade termite ball, he's certified. The once crazy white boy in group fights during street ball.
He is the token friend
Mon nica
eating a s-nickers candy bar.
Steve Kerr's son probably.
Nah man, imagine him getting married "Do you, Noah Knigga"
Oath. Vow. Same thing, really.
He knows a…guy
I'm pronouncing it "kinijay". I don't care what his fucking family says.
This guy sounds like a knock knock joke
"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Noah Knigga" "Noah Knigga who?" "Noah Knigga who would answer the door without asking like a reasonable person"
That’s brilliant
I pictured it more a "why did that knigga cross the road" type of thing
“Cuz he Noah Knigga on the other side”
You win 😂😂😂😂
To get to the other side(line)
My guess is that they will pronounce it like “knee-ga”
They’ll pronounce it “Noah K”
Noah K-word
If I was the announcer I’d say this every time 🤣
Oh please let this be a thing… I will become a Hokie flavored Eastern Michigan fan.
Commentators: "OK we will just call him Noah, or Noah K." **Also joining the team is Noah Knight!** Commentators: "FUCK"!!!
Supposedly he pronounces is "Ka-nay-guh".
Phew. I'm glad the K isn't silent
But it’s a hard n
The k in knife/knight/knee used to be pronounced in English (Old and Middle). It still is in other Germanic languages. I’m guessing this kid is of Nordic ancestry.
Needs a son named Michael. "What up, Mike Knigga?"
A daughter name Mai would also work
Yeah, and musician Bruce Cockburn pronounces his last name “Coburn”. We all know what it really is…
West Australia has a whole-ass suburb named Cockburn Always good for a laugh seeing the "Welcome to Cockburn" sign
That's some how worse
It's pronounced "kanigga." People have been having fun with this kid's name for a while now. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2TIflU-FVs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2TIflU-FVs)
So it’s like my homey A-a-ron.
Knipex Moment
https://i.redd.it/thecy1eex67d1.gif
They did that kid so dirty, made him say it like a dozen times
I can't believe the example sentence was "The negus ruled Ethiopia until the coup in 1974"
If my Googling is correct, he pronounces it "ka-nay-guh"
Rolls right off the tongue
I heard it is KAH Neg-AH in an interview with his family.
It’s a hard E
Especially if he wants to borrow a fry
Is you going to give it back?
I’ve heard announcers pronounce it “kuh-nigh-guh
I’m not racist. I Noah Knigga
"Don't be a silent 'k'...Don't be a silent 'k'...Don't be a silent 'k'..."
I'm not sure that fixes it
It doesn't help as much as one might hope.
Technically, depending on pronunciation it could. Just drop one g and you got kniga - книга, book in Russian. Also, he can go with it and become Noah Book
bro gonna blaze a trail and take his wife’s name
Were 3 K’s really necessary
Oh fuck, not in any way, I didn't even contextualize it that way lol
He pronounces it “ka-nay-guh”
Knigga please.........
PUHLEEZE!!
He is the perfect Key and Peele character. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss)
With the hard k?!
As long as it’s just the one
Pronounce “Smith”
I live in the same town as this kid. His mom is also the principal lol.
She is the Head Knigga In Charge.
how do you pronounce the name
Someone posted a video of him elsewhere in the thread where he pronounces it kuh-nay-guh
Actually Kniga means "book" in Russian.
That’s pretty Kneat.
And a bunch of other languages
Story so good it's a real kniga turner
I know one too
Oh shit. He made it. Now praying to all the gods I know he makes it to the NFL somehow. Big fan of his. Never seen him play. Didn’t even know he played football to be honest with you guys.
You just fans of random . . .
Now if only he kneels for the anthem, that would trigger some nice discussions.
Stand up for your country, Knigga!
Knigga would
Him and General Booty both gotta make it
Just when you think you Noah Knigga.
I'm gonna plee the FIF. 
White 14 year olds are already saying he's their favorite player.
Saving up for the jersey.
For a second I thought we were making fun of Ypsilanti.
Knigga please!
I can imagine every single one of his teachers upon seeing that name, “Oh, FUCK ME!” The origin of this name, I would like to know, because who the hell thought this would be a good idea
Is his middle name 'Count'? Thank you, I'll see myself out.
no account ni...?
Silly, English Knigga!
Is it really pronounced how we all think it's pronounced?
From what I’ve seen, it’s pronounced with a hard K. (K-ni-guh)
Not exactly, according to Noah himself, it’s pronounced K-nay-guh.
My Knigga
As an announcer Id definitely sound out the k with emphasis and throw a wild spin on the i. Aint nobody catching me in a misunderstanding with pronouncing this.
I have heard that it’s pronounced with a long E sound and that you pronounce the K and N. Like kuh-nee-gah
And you think you Noah knigga . . . . . . I'll see myself out
“Thats my Knigga”, said Noah’s dad after an especially great performance.
https://preview.redd.it/l9smac6p697d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b4bfee99048d86ad6b63ebd35e28c03a4639365 This skit is real life now
"Noah Kahneega" "Actually it's pronounced..." "Not if you want to have a career, it's not."
*That's My Kn-....uh...Bruh...That's my bruh!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This post was suggested to you I wonder what's the nature of your searches 🤔
The best part is going out of their way to say the correct pronunciation is "Kuh-NAY-Guh". Because sure it is.
“Knigga to the 30… to the 20.. to the 10.. Knigga with the touchdown!” “Yeah Bob, Knigga can run alright! Did you see Knigga jump over that defensive lineman too?!?”
My Knigga!
Oh, Noah Knigga
Bruh
Dudes gonna make a fortune in NIL money
This dude is going to get a broadcaster fired and I'm all here for it.
Hard “K”. KUHnigga. Common family name in southeast Indiana.
Key and Peele definitely need to add this real name to the substitute teachers sketch.
We don't say Ka-Nif-Ee - but we about to say Ka-Nay-guh? LOL
I do occasionally call it a "kaniff"
Lord almighty, I would have the whole ass family’s name changed if this were our last name. That’s an unfortunate last name.
Reminds me of a guy I met in Marine Corps boot camp named, Slapanikka. God I wish I could of took a picture of his uniform name tag.
Imagine he’s running for a touchdown and the announcer goes “NO A KNIGGA IS ABOUT YO SCORE A TOUCHDOWN” imagine the announcer has a souther accent as well
Is it “kuh-ni____” or is the k silent?
Hard K. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2TIflU-FVs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2TIflU-FVs)
Kuh-nijuh. Thats how they'll do it
This means “book” in Russian
I know a bunch
"Ain't Noah Knigga like the one I've got" 🎶
Especially fear for the boxing style compare
I wish I was a fly on the wall during his classes, imagine the teachers/ subs struggle to say his last name 😂
He must be good, I was playing games online and that's who all the kids keep talking about.
Hahahahaha I’ve never been so excited to watch football
You Noah Knigga comin’ to crack heads
I Noah a few Kniggas
https://youtu.be/MSrTnWDTdwI?si=Snph0g61pE1M9Kqs
Knigga with a hard K
Crazy that their parents said “yup, this is the one”
“We’re rich, but he Knigga rich.”
Number 23 has the ball that's Noah Knig... number 23!
Ain’t no way they gonna catch me saying the k-word now.
….. and that’s why Regina Rhymes with Fun. 
https://youtube.com/shorts/A2TIflU-FVs?si=4i1ZI6HdMUZT_0UN
They'd probably just called him Noak K, Noah, or just K.
Is this the sequel to *My Sharona*?
It’s pronounced Kigga. The N is silent.
Knigga in the open field, the 20 the 10 Knigga scores ! Dad how do you feel? " That's my Knigga from day one"!
I think I’ve seen this chappelle show skit
If I were the commentator, it would be "NK" in a friggin split second
"Adams?" "Here" "Bueller?" ... ... "Knigga?"
The knee grows and grows and grows and keeps growing till someone notices.
I noah knigga
Hey my Alma mater let’s go eagles
They'll find some way to pronounce it. There was a hockey player for the Buffalo Sabres whose last name was Satan and they pronounced it Sha-tan
Noah K it is.
you guys like rain? I Noah guy.
Maybe its pronounced the Middle English way, with pronouncing the k?
“What a play by Noah. Noah is really having a great game today. Number 18 is on fire today! Go big K!”
What do bet they pronounce it Nye-gah...
My Knigga....... 
He aint racist, he Noah Knigga!
This can’t be real
Can you lend a Knigga a pencil?
Eat your hormones
I can only imagine how the random substitute that does roll call pronounced this
I'd tell everyone it's K-neye-guh xD or just change my professional last name lol
Who's on first?
Parents blew it by not naming him Knoah
Reminds me of when a Danish comedian made a similar joke using the Danish word "nikker". The k's in the word are pronounced almost like g's. It means "nodding"...of course.
Bruh thats one of the best 1st amendment, long cons, I’ve ever seen from a white family. That’s hilarious!!! They knew what they were doing. Lord have mercy. Ahahhhh
Spaceballs. If you know, you know.
Was he in Smallville?