Bush realized the soundbite he was about to make and called an audible mid sentence. "Shame on me" would probably hurt more politically at the time, but I love that this quote has endured.
Honestly fuck that, if someone asked me to be an human marker for cars drifting you'd not fool me even once.
But I guess that's why I've never been featured here.
Shame on you , fool me twice shame on glue... I glued my balls to my butthole again ,oh my god what did I do ? , I can't take a dump cos now my balls are blocking up my butthole 🎶
That's because you're thinking logically. These fellas aren't. For Darwinism to work it's magic we need many more of these clips, but much faster, much more intertia and much, much more air time... come on internets, do your thing.
The only thing dumber than these idiots is this dumb ass "darwinism" take that gets spammed on *every* thread where someone gets hurt. You spend too much time on the internet, you *fucking weirdo*. I'm ready for the downvotes, have fun wishing death on everyone you think is stupid you deranged lunatic.
Fucking sucks defending dumbasses that do shit like this, but you bigger dumbasses post this shit on every single thread, doesn't matter if it's a takeover or someone falling into a sinkhole. Y'all wish death on people you think are dumb for whatever fucking reason. It's fucking sick man, seek help.
Does someone ask a bystander to be obnoxiously close? There is always one of these guys at these "events" and it seems like they invariably get clocked
This shit is generally stupid enough, but it is beyond stupid to look at your phone while being almost hit two times…
I mean common, I’m already annoyed when some stupid pedestrians with headphones get sucked into their phones while walking around in the city.
He kind of got lucky, his head was extremely close to the pavement while it was moving really fast and didn’t make contact at all. Leg destroyed tho lmao
I don’t get why it’s so cool to stand close to a car doing donuts? Most of these kids probably aren’t great drivers to begin with. I guess it’s just idiots hanging out with idiots.
Literally anyone who even remotely knows about drifting and doughnuts, knows that it is an imprecise art and there is always... hehe... "DRIFTING!" Get it? Cause its...
Anyway, yeah, guy dumb, amirite?
I guess I just don't get the point of this.
Is it to look like a bad ass? In my day, to look like a bad ass, you did some stupid shit that was impressive or cool. Like swing off a particularly high, dangerous rope swing, or jump a bonfire on a ATV. This is basically just, "If I time this right, nothing happens. If not, maybe dead or severe head trauma"
This is up there with some of the dumbest spectator shit I've ever seen. Like, Rally spectators have been known to get into some really terrible spots prone to accident but these mf are literally askin for it
I had a ‘92 GT - same year or so as car here - car wasn’t all that fast compared to today, but man that was a fun car to drive.
It was, however, VERY squirrelly with the back end - rainy road and you could get her sideways in a hurry.
Sold it when the kids came. Still miss it.
But I was never dumb enough to do what these clowns were doing with it…
Honestly with any luck he won’t be able to reproduce now.
Clearly he has some sort of defect to understand a dangerous situation and remove himself from it. Literally inches from being clipped twice and he continued to stay there.
Oh I'm sure that was just a fluke, I'm fine here.
Oh he's got it under control. I'm still standing, so I'll be fine.
Oh he's going really wide now but I've made it twice now so I'm sure I... *BAM*
Can someone explain to me what people find cool about doing donuts? I can sorta get actually doing it, but why are there so many vids of people just standing around like it's some novel move?
Fun fact - this is an old Mustang. As soon as I saw it I knew what was gonna happen.
Hell, I even have a bumper sticker for mine that says "1-800 CROWD CONTROL".
Fool me once
“Shame on.. shame on you.. [fool me, you can’t get fooled again”](https://youtu.be/Hl7FKfl3O2Y?si=AkKwXAhE3Us7GPRR)
...strike 3
You're out!
"Now watch this drive"
And to think, that guy now seems like a well-spoken genius compared to the fools we’re dealing with now.
Bush realized the soundbite he was about to make and called an audible mid sentence. "Shame on me" would probably hurt more politically at the time, but I love that this quote has endured.
"Who throws a shoe? Honestly!"
That really hurt.
Say what you will about Bush Jr, his dodging game is fucking great.
> Fool me, you can’t get fooled again "Oh yes I can!" - guy in maroon shirt
Fool me one time shame on you!
Fool me twice, can't put the blame on you!
Fool me twice, shame on glue.
I still say this shit all the time. 🤣
Fool me 3 times, fuck a peace sign...
Honestly fuck that, if someone asked me to be an human marker for cars drifting you'd not fool me even once. But I guess that's why I've never been featured here.
Well, aren't you just special smart!
3rd times a HARM!
3rd time's the HARM, friend.
This missed the obvious blues joke "Im not your Buddy Guy"
and i'll just rewind
Shame on you , fool me twice shame on glue... I glued my balls to my butthole again ,oh my god what did I do ? , I can't take a dump cos now my balls are blocking up my butthole 🎶
What the fuck did he think was going to happen? He almost was hit twice. This is 100% his fault. Idiot.
After 10 beers your reaction time slows down.
Which is why I don't drink alcohol. I never want to be this stupid. I like my brain cells to have oxygen, thank you.
Too late.
So brave 🙏
Good boy.
What does oxygen have to do with this?
Goddamn, This guys post history is cursed and explains alot.
Well, he needs all the oxygen he can get. The humidity is hard on his desert lungs.
Never drops his phone. Priorities
I see way too many clips of this exact thing happening. I don't get it.
That's because you're thinking logically. These fellas aren't. For Darwinism to work it's magic we need many more of these clips, but much faster, much more intertia and much, much more air time... come on internets, do your thing.
The only thing dumber than these idiots is this dumb ass "darwinism" take that gets spammed on *every* thread where someone gets hurt. You spend too much time on the internet, you *fucking weirdo*. I'm ready for the downvotes, have fun wishing death on everyone you think is stupid you deranged lunatic. Fucking sucks defending dumbasses that do shit like this, but you bigger dumbasses post this shit on every single thread, doesn't matter if it's a takeover or someone falling into a sinkhole. Y'all wish death on people you think are dumb for whatever fucking reason. It's fucking sick man, seek help.
probably thought he was gonna get almost hit the third time.
Does someone ask a bystander to be obnoxiously close? There is always one of these guys at these "events" and it seems like they invariably get clocked
Think?
“Trust me wife, these guys are professional drivers”
Wife?! Holy shit! They reproduce?
For extra style points the ambulance should also drift in sideways
Then the Ghanian dancers sideways
I like what you did there
Gif or it didn't happen.
who didn't wait for it to happen? thats right, nobody.
It’s amazing how some boys think that putting yourself in unnecessary danger makes you “manly and tough”. I said boys because I saw no adults there
I assumed he was trying to get a good shot for a video.
The relation between fucking around and finding out is linear, if you catch my *drift*. 
3 strikes and you're out!
Hopefully out of the genetic pool.
0-2 count, 3rd pitch was a base hit
Smoooooth brain
We’re talking ball bearing smooth
[удалено]
WSB smooth!
Took three goes, but got him in the end
It used to be “trust me, I’m a professional.” Now it seems like “trust me, I seen it in a video game,” is good enough.
These are the people that drive up insurance costs for the rest of us. Infuriating.
The lack of self preservation in these idiots is stunning
The guy in red had to dodge twice and still didn’t get fully out of the way, what an idiot
This shit is generally stupid enough, but it is beyond stupid to look at your phone while being almost hit two times… I mean common, I’m already annoyed when some stupid pedestrians with headphones get sucked into their phones while walking around in the city.
The foxbody strikes again
- Ohh Jesus... He he - Woow! Easy... - Ohh ShiaaaAGHHH MOTHER FU!!!!...
He kind of got lucky, his head was extremely close to the pavement while it was moving really fast and didn’t make contact at all. Leg destroyed tho lmao
If they did that to me, I would have flipped as well
I don’t get why it’s so cool to stand close to a car doing donuts? Most of these kids probably aren’t great drivers to begin with. I guess it’s just idiots hanging out with idiots.
Give that man a Darwin award.
Sadly that person probably already procreated.
Mustangs always lust for pedestrian blood. They shouldve known better.
Third time’s the charm
Literally anyone who even remotely knows about drifting and doughnuts, knows that it is an imprecise art and there is always... hehe... "DRIFTING!" Get it? Cause its... Anyway, yeah, guy dumb, amirite?
He wearing his wife's jeans?
I guess I just don't get the point of this. Is it to look like a bad ass? In my day, to look like a bad ass, you did some stupid shit that was impressive or cool. Like swing off a particularly high, dangerous rope swing, or jump a bonfire on a ATV. This is basically just, "If I time this right, nothing happens. If not, maybe dead or severe head trauma"
my knees felt that.
His head got too big after the first two close dodges
Do you catch my drift? Okay hold my beer!
Another dumb day at work.
https://preview.redd.it/opafxz78163d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=133fdd2baeacd50a6c2018922c0e75b6a10420bd
This was satisfying to watch.
Brain dead to begin with!
I can watch a morons like this guy all day
I love how every day we get a new video of idiots drifting/watching drifting/hanging out of drifting vehicles.
It's like an updated version of bull running in Spain. They know it's dangerous but everyone thinks they won't be the one who gets hit.
*Stupid cunts*
Beautiful loop
serious injury ??
This is up there with some of the dumbest spectator shit I've ever seen. Like, Rally spectators have been known to get into some really terrible spots prone to accident but these mf are literally askin for it
I hit him slightly just before, why didn’t he move more out the way
Average mustang cars and coffee exit maneuver
3rd times a charm!! Hahaha!
I had a ‘92 GT - same year or so as car here - car wasn’t all that fast compared to today, but man that was a fun car to drive. It was, however, VERY squirrelly with the back end - rainy road and you could get her sideways in a hurry. Sold it when the kids came. Still miss it. But I was never dumb enough to do what these clowns were doing with it…
Just darwin doing his job here
He’s looks super cool while recording
We used to just get stoned and whip each other on the calf with some sort of stick that would hurt really bad. I don't understand this game.
At least it wasn't posted to /r/unexpected.
If he only had some kinda sign this would happen
/r/MustangsCrashing
If I learned one thing from vids like this, drifting circles generally get bigger.
“Do a barrel roll”!
Okay, that guy was literally asking for it. You can see him jump back once because he almost gets hit halfway through
Fcuk around and find out
It’s natural selection after the first 2 warnings
The first near-miss I would have stood as far away as possible and just used zoom on my video phone
Hold on, trying to gin up any sympathy for that guy……….Nope, can’t do it.
Don’t become a prop in other people‘s dumb stunt. All risk, no glory.
Fool Me Once, Shame on You; Fool Me Twice, Shame on Me. Fool me Thrice I rolled the dice.
“I bet you a 30 rack you can’t miss me 4 times in a row drifting in circles!”
Two times he was warned.....
What doesn't get you the 1st time, usually succeeds in the 2nd, or 3rd time.
He had 2 warnings which he Obviously did not Heed. Dude behind him did...
I mean he had two chances to move
Honestly with any luck he won’t be able to reproduce now. Clearly he has some sort of defect to understand a dangerous situation and remove himself from it. Literally inches from being clipped twice and he continued to stay there.
Ooooopsie! So sorry! What a dumbass.
Seems to me that he was asking for it
I never tire of watching these human bowling pins get clobbered by 1+ton of stupidity. Fkn *chefs kiss*
Fatty go 💥
Damn, the sounds of him getting hit was so loud.
Third time's the charm.
Third time's a harm.
well deserved
Damn. 3rd time he deserved it. MOVE. OUT. OF. THE WAY. FFS
I would never put my trust in another driver like that.
Who’d ever trust a mustang driver that much ?
GAS GAS GAS IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
There's a bunch of them in there but you just *knew* it was going to be the dude in red.
Idiot..lol
What year is this? Hide your women and children, 1990 fox bodies are back!
Calm down everyone, he lost his hat but the shoes are still on. He’s clearly perfectly fine
He had 2 chances to learn the lesson
Why did this make me happy
it's like...they don't really understand basic physics or something...
That knee will never be the same...
Once....Twice....Three times a dumbass.
Evolution in action… just not working fast enough
looks like a Darwin award volunteer
I'm a simple man: I see a mustang, I brace for impact
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. That guy is a slow learner.
I love it. I wish there was a sub specifically for people getting hit by cars like in idiotic fashion like this.
third time’s the charm
I just seeing a different level stupidity every time someone gets hit watching someone drift
I bet he didn't see that one coming
He fired two warning shots and the guy didn't move so...
3rd times a charm
In a Ford....c'mon, we know they eat pedestrians for breakfast
Bro had 3 opportunities to move but no, he had to be stubborn and stay there.
Don't worry the top of his head and his shoulder broke his fall.
Guess he doesn’t know how circles work.
Right after this he learned his phone camera had a zoom feature.
Oh I'm sure that was just a fluke, I'm fine here. Oh he's got it under control. I'm still standing, so I'll be fine. Oh he's going really wide now but I've made it twice now so I'm sure I... *BAM*
Bro had 2 warnings...
He’s gotta be a quick learner
''drifting''
3rd times a charm
Can someone explain to me what people find cool about doing donuts? I can sorta get actually doing it, but why are there so many vids of people just standing around like it's some novel move?
Fucked around. Found out.
Nice dismount
Buddy was locked in
Love these.
Spot the goober....
Did that hurt, I really hope it did. You really are one dumb..............
out of all these drifting and someone getting hit, why does this one have so many upvotes? I’ve seen far superior ones.
Don't worry, I think I can see a CAR coming at me, Karen. I'll just move. Aw shit...
Fuck this guy is the foxbody okay???
https://preview.redd.it/x80oih4c7b3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4334fbaccc7f91b2e7a7772d6f09b986329f11b4
3rd times a charm, or some shit
More! More Darwin Award winners! Thin the herd!
Fat ppl are silly.
That's quite the collection of stupid people there.
Third time's the charm.
Dude’s just too cool to move to safety.
If he didn’t see that coming I wonder what else is he missing in life.
Fun fact - this is an old Mustang. As soon as I saw it I knew what was gonna happen. Hell, I even have a bumper sticker for mine that says "1-800 CROWD CONTROL".
Shoes tied very tightly