Red tailed hawks are big hawks, however they are not eagles. Bald eagles are solid sized eagles … very little chance that confrontation goes well for Red
That hawk got "liberated" and "democratized", meaning being dismembered and taking advantage of. Usually the bald eagle comes to you, but this time it was the other way.
Looks like meats back on the table, boys!
Everybody's got a plan until you get clawed in the face.
How did they know what a menu was?
Taverns and inns existed, it's not like they were cavemen
Some fries mutha fucka
Supplies mutha fucka
Stir-fry mutha fucka
All rise mutha fucka
Dang it. Time is not on my side
I believe it is menu not table fyi
Uber eats at its freshest
Holy shit get out of my head!
Eagle was like, "oh thank God, I'm starving"
The risk i took was calculated, but man, am i bad at math
She looked so small from way up there!
"I have something in my mouth.... Hawk? \*tuah\*" - That Eagle spitting out feathers probably
You saw and went for it with this comment and I applaud you 🤣
Red tailed hawks are big hawks, however they are not eagles. Bald eagles are solid sized eagles … very little chance that confrontation goes well for Red
Seriously, hawk must have been pretty desperate to try that
Sitting down in the nest, the eagle probably didn’t look too big. The hawk probably assumed the white part was the whole bird.
Well that was a mistake, no doubt about it.
It was probably trying to go for one of the chicks the eagle is sitting on.
I was wondering if the eagle was in the hawks nest eating a chick. Only reason I could think of why the hawk would try to take on an eagle
Cause it WAS a dumb ass hawk. I don't think many people put cameras on hawk nests.
The hawk just got its Darwin award!
Free Doordash.
Murica!! Fuck Yeah!!
Came here for this. Wasn‘t disappointed
That hawk got "liberated" and "democratized", meaning being dismembered and taking advantage of. Usually the bald eagle comes to you, but this time it was the other way.
Damn it, r/BeatMeToIt
What was the plan?
Step one: Grab a chick. Step two: Flee. Step three: Eat like a bandit. Unfortunately the hawk failed to plan for the bodyguard.
Momma Bald Eagle camouflage was just too good
Breakfast in Bed
Welcome to the NFL, assface.
Quickest way to become eagle poop.
He got mad that the bald eagel steals his "raw" sound in every movie https://youtu.be/CEmYEQ78zS0?si
This was my first thought.
Excuse me, every refined gentleman knows that all birds of prey make this noise: “TSEEEEER!”
Damn. Must be nice when dinner comes to you lol
That was a bald move ..
Avian FAFO.
That was just take out dinner :-)
Take out? More like dine in!
Dont mess with Murica 🇺🇲🦅
Like when you get prepaid pizza you didn't order
Fuck around and find out
https://preview.redd.it/kamazafb3b9d1.png?width=860&format=png&auto=webp&s=d47023abc14cb28e8532cf6db23c223e872f18f8
What a way to go eaten alive like that!
Eagle Uber eats
Breakfast in bed
If the Reds atracked America.....
So are we beating off to this or what??
Hey whatever man, we don't kink shame (out loud)
USA! USA! USA! USA!
Nature's form of Door Dash..
America! Fuck yeah!
🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲THIS MEANS WAR!!🛩️🛩️🛩️💣💣💣🔥
Hey honey, did you order DoorDash??
Hawk GrubHubbed itself.
Never bring a Hawk to an Eagle fight.
Food delivery isn't just for humans.
The hawk brought itself for dinner.
Rammstein made a song about having yourself for dinner
The food is serving itself
This looks like uber eats with extra steps in the animal world
Uber eats of the bird world but the delivery bird is the meal
Hawk woke up and chose violence for the last time...
“Dinner’s ready!”
Uber eats delivered 😂
Dinner's ready, Kids!
I've been trying to reach you regarding your warrantyeeeeer srggghhhh!
I read that as “Tony Hawk tried to attack eagle nest” 😭
He wasn't attacking, he was delivering dinner.
Lunch has arrived!
Kamikaze Hawk
Red tailed lunch!
Ordered delivery
Hawk literally got stomped the f\*ck out.
"Ooh my delivery is here."
Never pick on someone more badass than you!
look like in elden ring when you have no health left but you still try to take the next elite enemy.
[snoop approved](https://tenor.com/en-AU/view/snoop-dogg-cold-blooded-ace-gif-12833178)
Eagle gave him the hawk tuah!
Definition of “bird brain”
he probably won't do that a second time
Stomped his ass from the get
Why yes Mr. Red Tail, we’d love to have you over for dinner. Thanks for dropping in.
Door dash. Bringing food to the branch-steps of the highest nest
Caught him like a baseball.
What a dumb ass fucking hawk. You never go full retard.
If I was ever President and any country pissed me off, I would simply send this video.
The sound of liberty meets the face of freedom.
Avian ass mfer thought he could take on a Bald Eagle ffs
Eagle: "Let me show you how talonted I am at protecting my home."
How do they know that eagle isn’t in the hawk’s nest??? Hawk was more likely defending its own best than attempting to fly into certain death.
Red tailed hawk - it’s what’s for dinner!
Had a Bald Eagle get close to me. Those talons are scary.
That's [MY](https://youtu.be/-KoXt9pZLGM?si=xlyY7aSzvpMY7jCR) kind of nature show!
It's not delivery, it's digorn....hawk
So this is how Onyxia felt in classic. Fresh food willingly entering your domain.
Natural selection.
Suicide by cop
Mom said "kids, we got dinner delivered tonight, hope you are hungry!"
An eagle is 2-3x bigger than a red tailed hawk. That hawk was not very bright
Bald eagle doordashed dinner
This what happens when an apex predator comes across an actual apex predator.
The Eagle: I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Nice delivery service 😉
Looks like door dash
“It was just a prank, bro.” That hawk, probably
Play stupid games, win stupid being dinner.
Doordash.
Nestdash delivery gaining popularity
Darwin Award winner
Remember, you wanted this.
That would be like a McDonald's cheeseburger getting hungry and attacking me.
I guess he won't try that again.
Stupid smol börd
Like was basically 'suicide by cop'. That hawk must have been hungry and desperate.
Mama was a bit hungry. Very nice of hawk to deliver her a snack.
To shreds, you say?
Your Uber Eats has arrived.
Uber eats
well that was stupid
That baldy got some serious ground game for a bird.
Free delivery, what a deal!
Is this natures version of Door Dash?
USA! USA!
Go Birds!
It's nice when dinner delivers itself.
Yea this things are fuckin murderers
Fuck around and find out
*Dumb waaaays to diiiiie* 🎶🎶🎶
r/natureismetal/
Life lessons were learned that day!
There wasn't a single scenario where that ends well for the red tail
I wonder if the Eagle lost any eggs stomping that Hawk in the nest?
Just pissed for steeling their call
Door Dash forgot my plum sauce.
To shreds you say....
"Come into my house and I'll steal your voice and use it for popular movies and television shows!"
First time I ever saw a hawk get curb stomped.
There's always a bigger bird
Nice try. It wasnt
It was a special miliaviary operation.
Do you think it was as his small intestine was being ripped out alive that he realized he had f’d up?
Easy dinner
He just ordered take out.
Kinda like that bird with tge snake, posted, plan, just not a good one
The Eagle literally scared the Crap out of the hawk!
I believe it was the Late Great Toby Keith who said, "And the eagle will fly man, it's gonna be hell." Old red tail should study more.
 Red tailed hawk probably
Dumb ass hawk
Bed and breakfast
I'm not sure if it was attacking as much as it was saying, I'm going to fly right under your talons and you catch me
Door Dash
AirBnB getting wild these days
"Just Eat": please rate my delivery
So this is what happens when you fumble the steak attack.
The eagle is like "Cool, the door dasher is here, let's eat".
It’s not delivery. It’s Deredhawko
Red-tailed Hawk Tua
The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at maths.
Did somebody say 'Just-eat?'
A Hawk Tu….?