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dapot_tato

good news is we got a power saw bad bews is the statue cant be damaged


Riuvolution

You know they will cut him in half before cutting that idol.


DingoLord_1377

He'll be at piece


adinmem

The guy tugging a pinch of shirt here and there really saved the day.


Eeeekim72

Old man be like ”Hmmm i Like that thread count, if you are going to die here I should just take that now. It is very nice”


MouseBusiness8758

That dude pinching and pulling dudes shirt is doing fuck all.


Thomisawesome

He’s like, “Ok enough playing around. Come on out.”


[deleted]

I noticed that and my friends dad does that all the time. He will just keep saying “come on” or “cut it out” and do nothing to help.


RainyRat

'tis easier for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God than it is for this guy to pass betweeen the knees of an idol.


zendelo

Hips don’t lie


Gimmecash69

But HE will lie there for a while


lastbeer

Here, allow me to lightly pick at this crease in your shirt while you are consumed by panic.


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SillyFlyGuy

That is so wonderfully colorful, like a play. Every archetype of humanity represented.


xXCumLordXx

lmao what the fuck everything about this is so ridiculous and fucked up


tmoleif

Gentle little tugs at the shirt are very helpful.


DarkWizard2207

I couldn’t help but laugh at that, it’s like he can’t decide whether to help or silently laugh at the dudes stupidity.


Bongs_Thongs_Shlongs

The Priest - "Nice shirt,nice material." 😁


nebuchadrezzar

This happened 8 years ago, it's pretty cool i went there recently and they have his skeleton covered in orange powder and draped with garlands of flowers.


ROFLSIX

I thought it was a bit tacky myself. They shouldn't have painted his skeleton green.


MackFrost04

These video is giving me anxiety, damn...


myalt08831

I assume he went in head first. This proved his torso can fit. Unclear if his hips (one large, inflexible bone) can fit, so it may be unwise to continue forward. In that case, a person in this position should try to tuck one arm back through at a time and angle/wiggle back out the way they came.


nakshatravana

This is from a temple in Gujarat, India. This devout individual wanted to see if he can pass under this elephant, generally they believe that if one can pass through under it, they're "pure from all sin" Or something such. Here's a news piece on this incident, I don't think the people there stayed long enough to care if he got out: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ndtv.com/offbeat/viral-video-devotee-gets-stuck-under-elephant-statue-at-gujarat-temple-3579871/amp/1 Correction: this is from the state of Madhya Pradesh, at Amarkantak, the temple where Narmada River originates. The thing about passing under this elephant to test if you're virtuous or sinful is true, but is largely said and tested on KIDS. On the other hand, Amarkantak is one of the most beautiful places to visit in Central India.


budsixz

Fat people are damn sinful then lol


n0fr13nd5

I'd imagine gluttony is a universal sin, regardless of culture.


babaroga73

Gluttony is considered a sin in Christianity , too, my friend .


Drakenus

Help me, stepmonk, I'm stuck


irishpwr46

Curse these child bearing hips


Pattoe89

It's sad that elephants are so small these days due to a lack of food for them in the wild. 100 years ago the wild Indian Stone Elephant was much larger and you could walk under their legs without even needing to crawl.


ameliagarbo

"Pinch my shirt a bunch of times! That will help."


wailflower92

For context: this is a ritual at a temple where people crawl under the statue. This person is not the first to get stuck. They’re pinching his shirt trying to tell him to swivel his body in that direction. They aren’t pulling him out because as per ritual you’d ideally do it yourself. If he does get well and truly stuck they’d pull him out. Also, damaging the statue isn’t really an option and they’d be able to get him out the way he got till there


Nerphy-

To the people asking if he's still stuck Of course not, you can clearly see a man in orange lightly tugging on his shirt. He'll be out in no time.


[deleted]

Fuck that getting stuck is my biggest fear. I’m sitting here damn near ready to lose it just watching.


wulfgang14

After couple of weeks he’s skinny enough to slide out.


LarryCachaira

Exactly, let him *fast until he's worthy of passing through this deity's crotch.


janroney

Everyone is being so helpful. Here let me gently tug on your shirt


Dull_Ad1955

At least he’s not head first down the bottom of a one way cave system with no way out


kinda_krazy

I love the guy that just keeps checkin his shirt material lol. I know he’s stuck but damn that’s a nice shirt


Doxkid

Someone call this dude's step brother STAT!


LaCroix_Roy

Time to takeoff the shirt and get the oil


tries2benice

He needs to get out the same way he got in.....


[deleted]

Step Buddha help i’m stuck


zackit

Oh man. And you know they ain't breaking that shit.


Disastrous_Crow4763

If this happened during Pompeii times it would be baffling to archeologists.


BofffaDs

His pullout game is weak


DatAfroKek

Its all fun and games till the panic sets in


[deleted]

That monk is thinking if that shirt will fit him, once they dispose of the body.


[deleted]

Just have some people hold onto his arms firmly and then have some other people yank his legs backwards. The people holding his arms should be able to stretch his arms out so his shoulders rotate enough to fit back through the hole again.


CommunicationRude628

Let me pinch your shirt that should get you out


jmh90027

Leave him there til hes slim enough to slide right out


Affectionate_Star_43

One of the other top posts I just saw was a woman squeezing through a basketball hoop. I'm having a major Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon morning. (When you learn something and then start seeing it everywhere.) I'm baffled.


SurealGod

It always amazes me how easy it is to get into a place but it's so hard to get out.


faxanaduu

That just gave me a panic attack


N0t_Undead

Wha.. what are you doing stepmonk


Legitimate-Map-7730

Paramedics eventually arrived on scene to help out. They gave him water and such because he ended up being stuck there for a bit. After lots of discussion it was decided that they couldn’t destroy the ancient idle, so they ended up amputating the man from the ribs down to save him. He ended up recovering in a hospital and now makes regular visits in his wheelchair back to the statue to tell people about the dangers of being stupid


DarkShogun34

They'll have to cut him in half. They're not going to hurt the idol.


I_hate_marco

“Help me step-Ganesh, I’m stuck.”


InvestmentPatient117

I just worked at a Hindu temple. Not a fucking chance they break that elephant to save him.


businesslut

I wouldn't say I'm claustrophobic, the cave videos don't bother me that much. But this made me unreasonably anxious. Something about just the hips being caught.


iiooiooi

He must've seen that video of the woman and the basketball hoop.


bucobill

This is how scuba divers and spelunkers die in caves.


Jaeger562

he has child birthing hips.


YouGotTangoed

*Freeze frame* Yep that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here


selfdistruction-in-5

are you stuck? *unzip pants noise


No-Pomegranate-69

Thats why i would never ever go cave exploring


[deleted]

a religious idol might be the worst place to get stuck bcz people most probably won't let anyone cut it


Vauxie10

Massive anxiety watching this for some reason


BrownAleRVA

Now imagine this is a cave 1000 ft under ground in the pitch black


SnooMacarons5600

The holy dude got on my nerves, tugging on the new part of the stone idol's shirt.


GeGeralt

"Step-monk, help! I'm stuck."


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

Thank goodness that man is there pulling on his shirt ever so slightly. He'd be in real trouble if not for that dude.


gxr441

No need to panic, he would get thinner from lack of food.


Smoochin-out

The one guy checking the quality of his shirt to see if he wants it when he gives up trying to escape


Lynn_the_Pagan

Lol that super unmotivated priest trying to help.


ongkateng

Seems like his ass is much bigger than his head.


EvoStarSC

That old guy just lightly tugging on his shirt lol.


FMDnative480

Guy on the left was so much help. Keep tugging on that shirt, you almost had it that time. And the guy stuck should probably look down more. That technique seems to be working insanely well


FewGuarantee4932

Yes, pinch and slightly tug at the back of his shirt. This will most Definitely help set him free>! Smdh


[deleted]

Good thing his stepdad wasn't behind him or around at the time


Svengali_Bengali

“Here let me gently tug on your shirt that should do it”


Capybarasaregreat

If you're stuck at your pelvis, give up, that's a bone you're not squeezing through without lifelong consequences.


[deleted]

I mean we have to cut you in half… what do you want us to do. Kill God?


stormrockox

He must be related to that woman who climbed through the basketball hoop


Longlang

He is now one with Ganesh


Fun_Internet_8588

The old guy tugging in his shirt be like “I got ya bruh” 🤣


wobbly_doo

Hey stepbro help me, I'm stuck under a hindu idol


RandoMcRandompants

wtf does he keep pinching his shirt for lol


Jiggy-Spice

Help step bro


[deleted]

"khata bahut hai na" - "He eats too much" "Vajan kam kariye" - "Needs to lose weight" His name is Pawan which means Wind... so that's a bit ironic.


irou-

what are you doing step bro


knyexar

Jesus Christ just grab us fucking legs and pull in the direction of the hole not sideways what the fuck


kevinspaceyiskeyser

As a Hindu ,he had absolutely no need to do that, never saw anyone do that even the god must like wtf bro


Consistent_Style_610

I think a step bro is needed here.


mrkgian

Is the idol Ganesha the Hindu God, remover of obstacles? If so another level of comedy


karmas1207

Easy rule: get out the same way you got in


Kerrigan4Prez

How thicc does he have to be in order to be able to fit his shoulders through but not his waist


BowlOfCapnCrunch

You can make your shoulders diagonal if you go through one arm at a time, but there’s nothing you can do about that big juicy asssssss. Source: guy who just had to do big construction in his crawl space


Frenchie728

This guy must have a big booty


PetyrTwill

Take the shirt off and grease him up!


EC-does-it

What’s more valuable: Idol or peasant no. 134,544,677,456


Fit_Effective_6875

I don't speak the language but it sounds like a lot of differing opinions


JesusIsMyLord666

I love the monk who's just pulling his shirt a little.


[deleted]

He'll die and rot away eventually. Then just remove bones.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Just strip the guy naked and cover him in ghee then tie some thick rope round his legs, the other end onto a tuk tuk and gun it to 88 miles per hour. Could work?


A-seeker0A

Feeling that claustrophobic fear settle in watching him squirm


underwear11

I've read this! It's just like when Pooh gets stuck in Rabbit's door and they just leave him there until he gets thin enough to get out.


Background_Junket_35

If you can get your shoulders through how can you not get your legs through?


villings

I like the guy checking the shirt "hmm yes, nice fabric. this will look good on me, yes"


Active_Remove1617

Is nobody going to mention the elephant in the room?


Brianprokpo456

Doesn't seem they were worried about the man. They worried more about the statue


EVILDRPORKCHOP3

But like... Why don't they just pull him out from behind? That how he got in. He just needs to put his arms like a diver and let them pull him back out.


GardenGirlFarm

As an adult I got stuck in a kids bus/car thing. I completely freaked out. My dad had to cut me out with a sawz all and I had to buy the neighbors kids a new bus/car. Yes, alcohol was involved.


TabascoWolverine

It's a good thing that guy is helping by moving his shirt.


crazypants9

It is sacred. So we will not break it. You will fast until we can slide you through. Patience.


K0monazmuk

The geeza pulling his shirt to try to help him through. Almost had him mate! Keep it up!


[deleted]

makes me think of the people that get stuck crawling through super tight narrow caves. fuck that.


duke_awapuhi

When you need Ganesha to remove obstacles, but Ganesha is the obstacle


Dragon___

Shoulders are typically the widest part. No idea why his hips are struggling. Source: caves


Masterandslave1003

Those light shirt tugs are doing the trick!


Arxid87

Oh it's an adult


Amrak4tsoper

bet they're not willing to break the statue to free him either due to it's religious significance. Bad luck mate 😂


myothercarisayoshi

The guy slightly grabbing his shirt is infuriating


gouldybobs

Clutchy shirt guy sizing up his new clothes


Burdenvs

What an interesting dilemma. Like in the US they’ll jaws of life- the fuck out of anything to save/rescue a person. But somewhere where religion comes first and this happens… what then


Sir_Kingslee

How did he fit his shoulders through but his hips got stuck??


Benilda-Key

Cut the fool in half. It is the only way.


CaptCaveman602

It was his child bearing hips what got him stuck.


Environmental-Ad-762

The idol didn’t like his gesture and imprisoned him for life


[deleted]

Welp, he’s part of the statue now


RusticFlannel

Lather the brother up in some Ghee. That'll get him out.


offically_astee

3 weeks on a soup only diet and he'll pop out 🤣


DetailAccurate9006

“Sorry, son. There’s no escape. You will now be this elephant idol’s bee-atch for all eternity.”


ColourblindArtist

And what was the poojari doing? Checking his shirt cloth material?


Zestyclothes

I hope i don't come off like a racist. But why is this useless helping so common in what looks like India? There was another pair where they were opening smuggled drugs and there were like 10 hands on one small photo book. Here you go the same. A big crowd but no one is actually doing anything that can possibly help him get out lol or is this a skit?


SynthPrax

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STEP-GANESH!? And the picking at his shirt. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


Choice_Airport_463

Strip him naked and pour oil on him...


I_will_be_wealthy

They can't break their god to free the man.


MyTrademarkIsTaken

How the fuck is hip wider than his shoulders? Or was he attempting to climb through backwards?


bridawg1000

[Dang he died there.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


junjhon12

Watcha doing step Bro.


MutedBrilliant1593

These step brother videos are getting quite cultural.


bpud14

You know what… my anxiety does not need this shit.


sKm30

If porn had taught me anything, it’s that he can only be helped free after he has been fucked.


james-HIMself

Here let me tug on your shirt to help


[deleted]

When the gods tell you it's time to lose weight.


FireMammoth

I love how he looks pissed as if someone did this to him


[deleted]

This gives me deep anxiety


Accomplished_Welder3

the old bald guy was just inspecting that shirt quality, it intrigued him


[deleted]

You know what always helps resolve a problem? 20 people all telling you different things at once.


Grand_Masterpiece_99

No one any help, literally other guy just frivolously trying grab him by shirt like that’ll nudge him loose.


RenRazza

That one last turd trying to come out:


pshaver206

Yes, tickle him and play with his shirt. That should do the trick.


SomeVariousShift

I've been ineffectual shirt pulling guy before! You want to do something, but don't know what to do, so you stand there doing something you know isn't helping, but is kind of in the right direction? It's never a good idea.


[deleted]

Get him naked and oil him up, then push.


ShavingPrivatesCryin

I think I’ve seen a porn that started this way. About to get really rough for Mr. Punjabi businessman.


[deleted]

Sir you are part of this elephant now


Significant-Corgi-62

What are you doing step statue...


SensitiveDemon

Well, leave him there over night. His asshole will be wide open.


thunderchief105

This is giving me a panic attack


Acrobatic_Tennis2144

What are you doing step-Brahmin?!


PompousForkHammer

The idol has chosen a sacrifice. You are now condemned in that position for eternity.


Polar_poop

Pretty sure pulling his shirt a bit will make all the difference.


FlimsyGooseGoose

That old guy pulling on his shirt was really helping out a lot


lpjunior999

*”It was made for me! THIS IS MY HOLE!”*


Jokerchyld

Is this a tradition or just an idiot?


[deleted]

I've seen porns that start this way 🤣


ovo_Reddit

These type of videos lately, give me anxiety. Idk why but I start to feel claustrophobic. And I get anxious waiting for them to get free.


swiffturtle

Bust out the ghee and free this man.


Academic_Nectarine94

The priest "helping pull" is gold.


thekidisalright

I watch enough SAW movies to know where does this goes…


Feisty_Dependent_567

Step-monk I'm stuck 😏


Goldfisher2077

Take off his clothes, put oil on him, dislocate his shoulders then leave he there to dry for 3 day should do the trick.


Pickle-Rick-C-137

Oh man, this is nothing compared to those crazy people who do this in caves. Crawl through tiny little spaces where they can get stuck, and lots have. Being stuck way underground like this would be horrifying!


lisakora

He’s an offering


[deleted]

I don't understand, if our shoulders can pass through then the rest of us are able too. how did he get stuck? did he go in backwards?


Longjumping_Meat_138

Fake news. He was put their hundreds of years ago.


squl98

Literal nightmare visualized. Those dreams are the worst.


[deleted]

What are you doing, step-idol?


purplegrape28

My body is starting to twitch and I'm suffocating as I watch this


Common-Cricket7316

time to take off the pants and bring on the lube !


Kay1636

They should let him be there, after sometime he'll get thinner and can get out on his own..


kalamansihan

A wild gay step-bro appears...


lawyerornot

Everyone, pinch his shirt! It will definitely help.


mrDwalin

Take his clothes off and get some baby oil.


oOoChromeoOo

In the meantime, the guy on the left is like “what’s this fabric? Is it stretchy? Does it breathe well?”


OGGrilledcheez

I really thought the finger tugs on his shirt would do it…


Mike5055

Looks like they're going to have to cut it at the middle and reattach after. The guy that is, not the idol.


ExtensionSet9379

He known damn well his hips shaped like Mr. Krabs


[deleted]

That didn't go as well as the neighbor lady crawling through the basketball hoop.


joebro112

This gave me the absolute WORST claustrophobia chills. I had to throw my blankets off and flail around just to prove to my brain I’m not trapped and can move


bmk37

Idol: “Sacrifice accepted.”


Notreally_no

From [NDTV.com](https://NDTV.com) "It seems he was performing a ritual when he got stuck into the statue and tried very hard to get out of it...it is not clear from the video whether the man managed to come out of the statue." **and** "One such similar incident occurred in 2019 when a female devotee also got stuck as she had crawled between the legs of the small elephant statue, as a part of the ritual. She also tried to wriggle her way out of the statue and many people came to rescue her too. According to the old video, she managed to escape uninjured after a brief battle, much to the relief of her fellow devotees who applauded and cheered for her efforts." Clearly they need to rope this little guy off or, at least, stuff the gap between his belly and the ground! :D


[deleted]

There not going to damage the statue, They will cut him in half when the lights go out 😆


PineappleProstate

Keep tugging on his shirt and telling him to get out, that should help


canberram

Hopefully one of the gods will help him


BobsUrUncle303

Remove his shirt, grease him, and shove him back out the way he came in. Simple!


5O3Ryan

The guy tugging his shirt. 🤣


sauvignonsucks

Is India like the Florida of Asia?


Real_Shaytarn

What was he trying to do


king_of_all_blacks

They'll chop him up before dismantling that statue