Blort

I said zorb before scrolling down and I like yours way more. I vote for Blort.

Blort Zorbo, Attorney At Law

I said Tord

ALL HAIL BLORT

I belly laughed 😂

Oh dang, I came here to post "Snorf" but I think I like Blort better. Same vibe, though.

How do you read my mind??

I though Glorf and I feel seen

Gary van de Blort

My first thought was Snorblork.

"Oh, that's Wayne. He's the local meth lab."

I laughed (out loud) at "local meth lab".

Ermahgerd. Erma, for short. 

FTW

Gersssberrrmmps!!!

MERSHED PERDERDER!!

ERMAGHERD, HERT DERGS!!

Erma Dog

are we going for breed or actual name? he's definitely a Black Bloofer, and his name is David (PLEASE DO NOT CALL HIM "DAVE!")

Sloppy joe

aka, Slime

Dave's not here man.

Bort

My son is also named bort.

They’re out of Bort license plates in the gift shop.

So you’re saying he’s a Bort?

So is mine!

Droolie Newmar.

Goober!

Rolf

Rufus

Coming here to second Rufus! My first thought

Oh hey! Another Rufus voter!

Rufus the Doofus

Dewfus

Garth

Doofus. That's all. He looks like a big doofus. And I love him.

Lord Derp Derpstersworth III

Derp Derp for short.

Moose

Falcon

You had to ruin it! LOL

Dude saved you having to buy a new name tag and you accuse them of ruining it? In this economy?!?!?

Turbo

Eduardo.

Big Mike

Gooble

Worgle Borgle

Professor Boofus

Larry

Hoyvin Mayvin

That dog's name is Fred.

Enigo Montoya

I’ve wanted to name a dog Montoya for years so I can open the door (car or house) and say “In ya go, Montoya.” It’s not too late. Next male dog.

Scooter!!!

Moon Moon.

Spaz

Brutus

Slobber

Fork

Foamy McFoamface. Or Luna (short for Lunatic)

Rabid Randy

Short bus.

Drax .. I have this exact same picture of my dog and his name is Drax 

I also have the same picture and my boys name is drax... did you steal my dog?

Hot Breath

Cracky

Dr Doofenschmirtz

***CUJO*** It’s the foaming slobber

Baz Man!!! The Bazmanian Devil!

Ooo, those are cool!

Eagle

Dizzy

Cheeseburger

Ralph.

Daphne, the whitest Taylor Swift fan

Sir Covington

Howard

Steve.

Derpface

Cosco

Splermph was the first word that came to my mind. Is it a word? No. Is it accurate in my brain? Yes.

Frank Reynolds

“I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it.”

Derpy McDerperson

Booger

Spark

Scrunk

Wildthang

Meat chop

I am Phteven!

Falcon

Clancy

What kind of dog collar is that? I like it!

It’s just a 1” wide collar with dinosaurs on it. I got it from Etsy.

Thank you!

That’s a 1 inch collar? It looks massive.

Scamper.

Benny

Baron

Frank "The aliens are coming" Bominster

Matrix.

Whitey

O' Eagle Spotter Ov Foamings

Tripod

Phineas

Sam

Beefy

Snot

Zoom

Chuck

Floyd

C-collar

Spaz

Spazzzz

Dino

Humphrey

wilburt

Grover

Peanut

Derp

His majesty king dorkicus

Lou…

Farfel

Rowdy.

Humphrey

Larry

Fred

Messi

Fartface

Bruce

Boof

Bearpaw Blarp

Buttercup

Scrungus

Chaz

Inego Montoya

Donald

Bandit.

Parkour

Bubbles, or Frubbles (frothy bubbles)

Ralf

Awesome 😆

Fronck really wants that cookie.

Crazy Ivan

Dozer

McDerp

Dave

Kevin

Otis

Derp

Looks like a 'Kent' to me.

I’m torn between Colgate, Scope, or Listerene.

Sit ubu, sit! Good dog

Fluffy.

Barty

Schaum

Melchiades

Frank the Tank

Charlie (Charles Boyle)

Duffy or Buffort

Mork

Wolfie

Boomer

Harold

Rabies

Rolph

Skeeter

Jäger

Derp Derpiton the third.

Slippery Pete

Gargle

Dip

Shazam

Crabbo

Everyone knows it's Foamy

Gorbles, just based on this pic.

Garf

Aff

Spaz

Spoot

Chonkr

Goofus

Spaz

Rooby Roo

Loan Falcon! Then see this doggo doing zooming on tv 😆😆

AHHHHH, always pronounced in a yell

Scrabbles

Joseph

Angus

That's bob. Bob barker

Derfinklus The Majestic 😁

Ronald

Festus.

Jean Ralphio

Idk why, but "Gomer" is the first thing that comes to mind

Kramer

Toadie- the Opposum King. Because he looks like he's been licking some toad, with the frothy mouth and the "is this real life" everything else.

Obviously Falcon