Lets be honest, he looks like he’s going to die of a massive coronary in 10 years and she’s going to spend all his money on botox and fillers so she can eventually get on Real Cougars of Mar-a-Lago when he dies
It's the circle of wife,
And the money is all,
Through iron pre-nup,
Through paid-for love,
'Til we find our place,
On the path unwinding;
In the circle,
The circle of wife.
Jenny, baby! Love what ~~prison~~ ~~slavery~~ ~~trafficking~~ marriage has done to your figure!
(I feel gross now, I just wanted to do some Hitchcocking. In all earnestness, that poor woman must be so brainwashed, or blinded, or I don't know what. I have so many thoughts, yet can't find the words.)
Gold diggers and wealthy old men have at least one thing in common: they're focussed on having money. That being the case, I don't see why a couple like this is worth criticising. She's over 21 and pretty, he's old and obese, he'll give her what she wants and she'll give him what he wants and they'll probably get on just fine, unless he runs for office and becomes POTUS, in which case there might be a problem.
Exactly. That woman is at least in her mid to late twenties. I'd pin her closer to 40 tho. She knows whats up, she hasn't been groomed. And he knows exactly what he's doing.btheres really nothing to judge here
Yeah we are being kinda superficial. I knew this woman when I was in my 20s that was very beautiful and kind. Normal human, etc.
She had a type- Short, hairy, bald. To see a tall, blond woman doting on these guys was interesting.
We like what we like. Maybe the woman in this post thinks this guy is hot. He might be the funniest motherfucker she ever met. Maybe he runs the most generous non-profit in Florida.
I’m sure Mar A Lago is chock full of good folks.
Marriage for love is a fairly recent historical development, so for R's this is another traditional value. Seems appropriate they would get married at MaL. For Trump everything is transactional.
I saw the other photo of the happy couple at the wedding arch and assumed it was her father or grandfather giving her away. I sure called that one wrong.
Same. I'm 34, and been bald since my late teens. Bonus: I bought beer before I was 21 without being carded. Drawback: I bought beer before I was 21 without being carded.
My husband has 100% fully white hair since his early 30s, started graying in his early 20s like you.
At 60+ still has all/most of his hair so it’s not so bad.
Saving people a click:
>In September 2000, Kidan, along with American lobbyist Jack Abramoff, acquired SunCruz Casinos.
> In 2005, conspiracy charges were brought against Kidan in connection to SunCruz Casinos sale. On December 15, 2005, he pleaded guilty to fraud and conspiracy charges; as part of a plea bargain, four other felony counts against him were dropped. In March 2006, Kidan was sentenced to five years and 10 months in prison, the same sentence as Abramoff. He served 31 months in prison before being paroled in 2009
It's amazing how all these shitty people just love being around Trump.
"While waiting for the next serving of the 2oz. steaks, the lovely couple locked eyes as the rotund groom elbowed the mulleted gentleman to his left whilst scrambling for said 'steaks' and was knocked inadvertently into the lovely bride/server as she fell to the damply carpeted floor"
You wouldn’t even have to disable it. If you attach the pads incorrectly the shock won’t make it to the heart to correct the rhythm or start it back up. Many people mess up all the time. It’s very common patients aren’t given the proper care because the avg person isn’t shown how. Lol
I feel like the dorky looking/sounding guy who even wears his gun during a film shoot at whatever private studio setup they record in is probably not the best source of advice on women.
Rich enough to have gone to prison with Jack Abramoff for fraud and conspiracy charges involved in the sale of SunCruz Casinos. I think she knows who she's getting involved with.
https://preview.redd.it/didqdjszqbja1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c30e795d42adbd2f85f177244d364e77360fcb5
It’s gross and predictable that someone who pleas guilty to felony fraud and conspiracy involved in political lobbying would be getting married to his child bride there.
Talk about draining the swamp, his sycophants sure picked their idol well.
[Adam Kidan](https://mobile.twitter.com/greg_fann/status/1627527871215423489), famous for his work with Jack Abramoff in the [SunCruz Casino scandal](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SunCruz_Casinos_sale). Aka, exactly the type of person to marry someone half his age at Maralago.
Ah nice, an actual answer. [Here is his wikipedia.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Kidan)
So he's 58 and was actively involved in Republican politics since at least age 20 (campaigned for Reagan/Bush in 1984). This guy is basically the embodiment of the "Swamp", yet clearly he wasn't drained anywhere.
I do wonder how old his wife is though. I'd guess some time in her 30s. Still not a great age match, but at least not actively questionable... until we learn that he was her stepfather since age 10 or sth...
Yea he's a real peach, https://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/gop-took-large-sums-from-abramoffs-ex-con-former-business-partner
Interesting that there is no info readily available online about her or his martial history.
Imagine the conversations. "Why don't you ever keep your eyes open?"
"I have to concentrate on the pleasure because you're so big if I don't it'll hurt." Fuckin nailed it. Lol
It's us queer people and the drag queens who are the groomers. As you can see, clearly, plain as day. Us dirty queers and those despicable drag queens = groomers.
This nice hetero couple is living life and loving one another in a mutually healthy, non-coercive, non-manipulative way.
/s
Someone once asked Melania Trump if she would have married Donald if he wasn't rich. She replied "Would he have married me if I wasn't beautiful?"
At least wealth lasts and it's a basis to provide a secure life for a family and maybe for generations to come. Marrying rich is a shrewd and pragmatic decision. Chasing youth and beauty just means you need a new wife at regular intervals.
I married a British women full well knowing they age into cackling witches. I wouldn't even like to marry a young pretty person. It seems stressful a im more into grit and character. I just don't see the appeal these people have for trophy wives when you could just get old and ugly with someone you like.
I just don't get these people at all
I feel like anyone close to trump or friendly with trump refuses to visit a tailor and get their damn suit fixed to fix them. Trump obviously never did that…
She'll be fine. That guy hasn't had a natural erection in a long long time, and every Viagra he takes is a coronary game of Russian roulette.
Just be on top so you don't get trapped under him.
This picture reminds me of that one scene in Lucifer when he says this at a wedding ceremony: "has anyone else noticed how incredibly, jaw-droppingly, loin-stirringly beautiful this young woman is and how short, sweaty and altogether fugly this homunculus is"?
As someone who shares this body type, and is currently seeing someone who I would say is conventionally “cute as F” I don’t want to body shame him. He might be charming as heck.
I mean having your wedding at mar a lago raises more red flags than Moscow in 1945. So idk 🤷♂️
If your son asks you why he needs to buckle down and find a good job, show him this picture.
If your daughter asks you why she needs to buckle down and find a good job, show her this picture
Looking like Alfred Hitchcock and iCarly
He looks like Dick Vitale ate Alfred Hitchcock
Thick Vitale
BAYBEEEEE!!
Oh my god, I can’t stop laughing! Diaper dandy, BABY!!
Lets be honest, he looks like he’s going to die of a massive coronary in 10 years and she’s going to spend all his money on botox and fillers so she can eventually get on Real Cougars of Mar-a-Lago when he dies
Then she’ll meet a young dude, he’ll marry her for money, and the cycle will repeat
It's the circle of wife, And the money is all, Through iron pre-nup, Through paid-for love, 'Til we find our place, On the path unwinding; In the circle, The circle of wife.
It's young pussy baby!!!!
this had me weeping with laughter!
Spot on, the Miranda Cosgrove is obvious, even I thought that, but I can't unsee a "knock off" Hitchcock
I see Hitchcock from Brooklyn 99
Jenny, baby! Love what ~~prison~~ ~~slavery~~ ~~trafficking~~ marriage has done to your figure! (I feel gross now, I just wanted to do some Hitchcocking. In all earnestness, that poor woman must be so brainwashed, or blinded, or I don't know what. I have so many thoughts, yet can't find the words.)
 There is a bit …
Looks like a Russian trying to buy secret documents from Trump
The price? Tree fiddy
It was that damn Loch Ness Monster again!
Melania is “orange sparrow”
Trying?
Some orange spray tan and a blonde/orange wig, he could pass for the seller.
He looks more like Roger Ailes.
That was my first thought, then I remembered he hasn't been with a woman in at least six years.
😭😭😭😭😭
This guy is one pastrami sandwich away from a stroke. She scored.
Hopefully he's an orphan with no kids. I'd hate for all her work to be for nothing.
She's a gold digger; prospectors don't always score big
Gold diggers and wealthy old men have at least one thing in common: they're focussed on having money. That being the case, I don't see why a couple like this is worth criticising. She's over 21 and pretty, he's old and obese, he'll give her what she wants and she'll give him what he wants and they'll probably get on just fine, unless he runs for office and becomes POTUS, in which case there might be a problem.
What a weird scenario you just painted. Like that would ever happen.
~~Vietnam~~ 2016 flashbacks intensifies
Melania Trump's face is called >[**why won't you just fucking die?!**](https://v.redd.it/b70s7zlo4pw71)
Exactly. That woman is at least in her mid to late twenties. I'd pin her closer to 40 tho. She knows whats up, she hasn't been groomed. And he knows exactly what he's doing.btheres really nothing to judge here
Yeah we are being kinda superficial. I knew this woman when I was in my 20s that was very beautiful and kind. Normal human, etc. She had a type- Short, hairy, bald. To see a tall, blond woman doting on these guys was interesting. We like what we like. Maybe the woman in this post thinks this guy is hot. He might be the funniest motherfucker she ever met. Maybe he runs the most generous non-profit in Florida. I’m sure Mar A Lago is chock full of good folks.
Until you said she was tall and blonde I assumed your friend was Marissa Tomei.
An Oscar winner, Jerry!
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Her type is short, hairy, and bald JERRY!! And she's a knockout.
Well she definitely earned this, I hope it all works out the way she's hoping.
Damn, I'm stealing that one.
I mean you gotta judge this fat old fuck too if you're gonna drag on her
If I was married to him I'd give him as much cigs, cocaine and mcdonalds his heart desired!
And some meth in his coffee
I'll bet she makes a mean pastrami sandwich.
Are you *sure* you don't want the 4th scoop of ice cream honey?
Here, take 1 gallon chocolate pudding to rinse your mouth.
I'll bet she makes a bitchin' eggs benedict... fried in bacon grease.
Tell me how you think you make eggs benedict
Best comment I’ve seen on Reddit in a while. I’m at the airport and laughed so loud people are staring.
Haha agreed, woke the wife up with my morning scrolling this time.
... at the top of the stairs.
Hope that life insurance is up to date. Yeah, something feels a little... how do we say, 'transactional' about that relationship.
Marriage for love is a fairly recent historical development, so for R's this is another traditional value. Seems appropriate they would get married at MaL. For Trump everything is transactional.
Wait, you don't know his worth, so who scores is up for grabs...
I saw the other photo of the happy couple at the wedding arch and assumed it was her father or grandfather giving her away. I sure called that one wrong.
I’m trying to guess if he is double, or triple, her age. I’ll go with…. Who am I kidding it’s clearly triple.
Hey, it might be like 2.5 times, it’s a little harder to judge the age of those of us who have some extra fat filling in our wrinkles.
Also the baldness helps. Can't tell how Grey his hairs should be.
Yup. It makes you look really old when you're 25, and pretty young when you're 80.
I felt this. I’m 24 and bald and absolutely hate it 😅
learn to embrace it hair is a sign of weakness.
Username checks out
Same. I'm 34, and been bald since my late teens. Bonus: I bought beer before I was 21 without being carded. Drawback: I bought beer before I was 21 without being carded.
Yeah, but Grey isn't always a giveaway. Im 24, and I'm 5% grey... pray for me my dudes 🙏
My husband has 100% fully white hair since his early 30s, started graying in his early 20s like you. At 60+ still has all/most of his hair so it’s not so bad.
I'd say she looks like somebody who is 40 but looked after themselves and that guy is probably 50 but did the opposite.
That’s exactly what I thought too
He’s 58. She is late 30’s/early 40’s. He is Adam R Kidan ( worth googling). She is Kris Estavao.
Saving people a click: >In September 2000, Kidan, along with American lobbyist Jack Abramoff, acquired SunCruz Casinos. > In 2005, conspiracy charges were brought against Kidan in connection to SunCruz Casinos sale. On December 15, 2005, he pleaded guilty to fraud and conspiracy charges; as part of a plea bargain, four other felony counts against him were dropped. In March 2006, Kidan was sentenced to five years and 10 months in prison, the same sentence as Abramoff. He served 31 months in prison before being paroled in 2009 It's amazing how all these shitty people just love being around Trump.
Grifters and criminals like to stick together.
Right, she’s clearly old enough to be making informed decisions, she is not a young gullible person
She is also a Boebert. Her Facebook page is public and contains several posts of her at GOP/Conservative events.
Definitely at least twice her weight.
A ton of fun that packs a gun with all his other freight.
Gosh I wonder what he sees in her..
She reminds him of his granddaughter.
They met at his granddaughters 4th grade recital, she was the lead.
Probably 🤢
I love how he's a slightly deeper shade of rose gold than her dress. It really brings the outfit together... :/
It's a special winter-spring color fusion that's a mix of heart-attack-red and die-a-beetus pink. It's patented by the GOP.
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He’s got money, she has tits. It’s the Mar a Lago way!
Dude! 😆
Looks like a regular at the Golden Corral married one of the servers.
And then got married at the millionaires' version of Golden Corral.
Hahahaha that made me snort
"While waiting for the next serving of the 2oz. steaks, the lovely couple locked eyes as the rotund groom elbowed the mulleted gentleman to his left whilst scrambling for said 'steaks' and was knocked inadvertently into the lovely bride/server as she fell to the damply carpeted floor"
The fact that this inadvertently turned into a slew of Princess Bride quotes makes my evening. I’m not a vitch I’m yohr vife!
He’s only *mostly* dead.
Marewidge…
😄 I was looking for a GIF that said that or "Wuv twue wuv...", but I worked with what I could find.
Yes, some of the time
Mawage is What Bwings us Togever Today
Damply carpeted floor. Beautiful.
That's the line that sold it. Beautiful prose.
Looks like he eats nothing but plates of ribs
"Siri, how do you disable a hotel defibrillator?"
You wouldn’t even have to disable it. If you attach the pads incorrectly the shock won’t make it to the heart to correct the rhythm or start it back up. Many people mess up all the time. It’s very common patients aren’t given the proper care because the avg person isn’t shown how. Lol
"Thanks Siri."
Their honeymoon is going to be lit
You should help write jokes. Absolutely zero filler. Bill Burr would be proud.
Fuck that's a great one!
When I worked in Aspen we played a really cringe guessing game with customers “daughter or wife”
We play this game in Tampa, as well. Wealthy vacationers make it difficult to guess.
Haha my wife and I play this in St Pete. The Sundial area on Friday/Saturday nights is particularly egregious.
I feel like playing this game in Florida is cheating lmao
What baffles me though is that people are still surprised by this type of relationship despite how frequently we see them take place.
Vegas, too. I'm not at all surprised by it, but it still gives me the ickies to see it.
If Elon Musk’s dad ever came by, you’d all be right.
When we went to Vegas, we played it "daddy or Daddy"
I thought Alfred Hitchcock was dead.
How rich is he lol
The wealth is directly proportional to the difference in their attractiveness.
Is this similar to the crazy/hot scale?
Well thanks for asking lol [Cute vs rich matrix](https://youtu.be/Gd4u4B-hrlE)
I feel like the dorky looking/sounding guy who even wears his gun during a film shoot at whatever private studio setup they record in is probably not the best source of advice on women.
Rich enough to have gone to prison with Jack Abramoff for fraud and conspiracy charges involved in the sale of SunCruz Casinos. I think she knows who she's getting involved with.
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Lol
felon Adam Kidan? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Kidan looks similar
https://preview.redd.it/didqdjszqbja1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c30e795d42adbd2f85f177244d364e77360fcb5 It’s gross and predictable that someone who pleas guilty to felony fraud and conspiracy involved in political lobbying would be getting married to his child bride there. Talk about draining the swamp, his sycophants sure picked their idol well.
Holy shit I’ve gone on two dates with that guy!
Tell me you’re joking, for so many reasons 😂
I believe her. Her profile checks out.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/116vwhv/ah_to_be_young_and_in_love/j99c3rw From within this thread.
You can't just leave that and not elaborate! Spill the beans!
What the fuck? That’s a rough 58. Motherfucker looks 75. Maybe Star Wars is right, and evil really does disfigure you.
guy is only 58 too btw. keanu is 58 too paul rudd is 53
100% him. Found this from his twitter page. Its the same woman too https://twitter.com/Adam_Kidan/status/1605333510587310082/photo/1
The only reply to this tweet is from SATAN that simply says SEE YOU SOON. Pure gold
Tbf, she looks a lot older in that pic.
Jesus. He's only 58? Looks 80. He's barely even a Boomer.
He might not be a boomer at all. Generation X is categorized as 1965 - 1980. 1965 was 58 years ago.
She's only with him until James Bond seduces her.
Ohhhh *James*
Now, i ain't sayin she's seen Goldfinger....
But she ain’t messin' with no Blo … Blo … feld
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Body by Pillsbury
Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's margarine
Dear Lord who are these people?
[Adam Kidan](https://mobile.twitter.com/greg_fann/status/1627527871215423489), famous for his work with Jack Abramoff in the [SunCruz Casino scandal](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SunCruz_Casinos_sale). Aka, exactly the type of person to marry someone half his age at Maralago.
Ah nice, an actual answer. [Here is his wikipedia.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Kidan) So he's 58 and was actively involved in Republican politics since at least age 20 (campaigned for Reagan/Bush in 1984). This guy is basically the embodiment of the "Swamp", yet clearly he wasn't drained anywhere. I do wonder how old his wife is though. I'd guess some time in her 30s. Still not a great age match, but at least not actively questionable... until we learn that he was her stepfather since age 10 or sth...
Only 58??
Yea that’s crazy, he has that Alex jones look
Yea he's a real peach, https://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/gop-took-large-sums-from-abramoffs-ex-con-former-business-partner Interesting that there is no info readily available online about her or his martial history.
Horn E Richman & Goldy Digger. *Edited for better name*
He likes pussy, she likes money. He likes to eat, she likes to slip him increasing amounts of Valium in his bedtime sundae
Imagine the conversations. "Why don't you ever keep your eyes open?" "I have to concentrate on the pleasure because you're so big if I don't it'll hurt." Fuckin nailed it. Lol
You misread, she is slipping HIM valium not herself. Make him go to sleep early means you don't have to get dicked by old man.
Thank you for the laugh. It was needed.
I mean, she had a plan and she stuck to it. Gotta appreciate her hustle.
They met on Epstein Island.
Mara Lago is the new Epstein island
Always has been. Its mentioned frequently in the Epstein docs & seems to me to have been pretty integral to the operation.
It seems like the main recruitment station
Fat Tony & Walmart Salma Hayek
Walma Hayek
Just two love birds…one loves money the other young birds lmao
Tell me again which one the groomer party
It's us queer people and the drag queens who are the groomers. As you can see, clearly, plain as day. Us dirty queers and those despicable drag queens = groomers. This nice hetero couple is living life and loving one another in a mutually healthy, non-coercive, non-manipulative way. /s
Someone once asked Melania Trump if she would have married Donald if he wasn't rich. She replied "Would he have married me if I wasn't beautiful?" At least wealth lasts and it's a basis to provide a secure life for a family and maybe for generations to come. Marrying rich is a shrewd and pragmatic decision. Chasing youth and beauty just means you need a new wife at regular intervals.
I married a British women full well knowing they age into cackling witches. I wouldn't even like to marry a young pretty person. It seems stressful a im more into grit and character. I just don't see the appeal these people have for trophy wives when you could just get old and ugly with someone you like. I just don't get these people at all
Jabba the Hutt has captured the Princess
Was she sold to him via what’s left of the Epstein Corporation?
he's super rich
How can you tell?
clearly because of the bowtie
No, it’s the impeccable cut of the jacket.
It’s the blood of orphans coursing thru his veins.
I feel like anyone close to trump or friendly with trump refuses to visit a tailor and get their damn suit fixed to fix them. Trump obviously never did that…
He went to Trump Tailors. He asked for the bigly style.
Don't you know? Tailors are always gay, that's what was told in the '70's and '80's so it must be true.
Next, a one week honeymoon in Branson. Then it's back to the white suit and hat, and trying to cheat them Duke boys.
His granddaughter’s best friend.
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It will definitely be him found in the swimming pool
He looks incredibly familiar. He looks like a guy I briefly dated, Adam Kidan.
She'll be fine. That guy hasn't had a natural erection in a long long time, and every Viagra he takes is a coronary game of Russian roulette. Just be on top so you don't get trapped under him.
Ha, Harkonnens on planet Earth. Who wouldve thought?
This picture reminds me of that one scene in Lucifer when he says this at a wedding ceremony: "has anyone else noticed how incredibly, jaw-droppingly, loin-stirringly beautiful this young woman is and how short, sweaty and altogether fugly this homunculus is"?
The optics of this are really bad. He got a gold digger; she landed a whale.
I see the mail order business is still working.
He preordered at her 12th birthday?
F'n Florida!
As someone who shares this body type, and is currently seeing someone who I would say is conventionally “cute as F” I don’t want to body shame him. He might be charming as heck. I mean having your wedding at mar a lago raises more red flags than Moscow in 1945. So idk 🤷♂️
“I ain’t sayin she’s a gold digger…” - Adolf Hitler
One young, one in love
Is Leo finally off the market?
I see $$$ in her future. Reddit sees grooming I see a woman ready to play some games to get that bag🤣
Tail as old as time. He obviously married her for her money.
Such a great personality
If your son asks you why he needs to buckle down and find a good job, show him this picture. If your daughter asks you why she needs to buckle down and find a good job, show her this picture
Jesus. The Cialis^tm on *that* honeymoon.
Ah to be wealthy and able to buy people...