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MicrowaveEye

She missed two states and many territories that are also part of the US, but she Is rock bottom dumb, so not surprised. There should be background checks and the same tests people take to be citizens to run for Congress.


sadetheruiner

But screw social security, that shit’s worthless. /s


RestlessPoly

Where else Alaska and Hawaii? I guess she hates them too, lol


Vegaprime

Surprised she included any blue states.


Scrooge-McShillbucks

They are a liberal conspiracy. They don't exist. ![gif](giphy|BXYx3ofk35D6WyJcgt)


Ignorant_Magazine

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RestlessPoly

Oh God, why does this sound so accurate


Iron_Knight7

Republicans: We should be using our money to help our own first! Sane people: Great idea. Let's use it to fund education, healthcare, housing, and improved food security. Republicans: SOCALISM! COMMUNISM! D8<


[deleted]

Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico can go straight to hell.


Ambassador_GKardigan

They've had it too good for too long. /s


[deleted]

Yes, your taxes should go to Earth. Thanks for your cooperation.


[deleted]

its funny because its the other countries in the world that support the US dollar if those other countries decide to drop the dollar then our economy would collapse overnight bobert seems to have failed economics 101.


Wismuth_Salix

>Nobody wants to put money in a hat in Botswana when you got hats that need filling here. You can't make this about charity. It's about self-interest. >We cut farm assistance in Colombia. Every single crop we developed was replaced with cocaine. We cut aid for primary education in northwest Pakistan and Egypt; the kids went to madrassahs. >Why weren't you making a case that Republican senators are bad on drugs, and bad on national security? Why are Democrats always so bumfuzzled? Danny Concannon, The West Wing


azducky

I think she meant only 48 states and the District of Columbia should get tax money. I guess Alaska doesn’t need it because of the oil and Hawaii has enough from tourism.


Maij-ha

“But that’s how you buy a “ocean”! You gather up ten thousand gils, make a telescope with your hand while your and a section of the ocean, and dump the gils in the ocean! Now you own one ocean!