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OnlyRobinson

Don Petty and The Lawbreakers


Miserable-Effective2

Damn this one is good, take my fake award 🏅


DescendingOpinion

...I mean, don't do Tom Petty like that!


Germaer

The Four Treasons


[deleted]

The four treasons total landscaping?


Germaer

Rudy has to be the lead singer then.


MoneoAtreides42

Oh what a Reich


LoneStarkers

*Oh what a Reich Late December back in "23 Still the most litigious time for me Fought Woke, went broke, but what a fight!* Bridge: *Wound up in Gen Pop but crowned king of all the Nazis Soon joined by Mike Lindell, James Woods and even Chachi*


Tricky_Hamster_285

The Skid Marks


EllisDee3

That actually sounds like a good punk name. These asshats don't deserve it.


ricosmith1986

The Skids actually are an old school British punk band. Pretty cool too.


ego_tripped

Men II Boyz


NotSoPersonalJesus

Boyz 4 Men


citothememelord

men 4 boyz


MJC216

Boyz 4 Boyz


milanguitar

4 boys 1 cup


jhair4me

4 boys 1 coup


AbyNoob96

4 boys 1 cell


[deleted]

Wendy's 4 for 4


[deleted]

[удалено]


ego_tripped

Unfortunately, the "age of majority" automatically insinuates it...thank God we coined the term "regression".


Concrecia

Mental bois


obijuanmartinez

Incel Clown Posse


Substantial_One5878

The Daddy Didn't Love Me's


Hunky_not_Chunky

Sounds like one of those barber quartets


falconx50

The Pecan Sandies


[deleted]

Daddy wasn’t there… to take me to the fair… to change my underwear


Embarrassed-Okra1967

Austin Powers is still relevant


Active_Ad_9617

Wrong Direction


dendnoy

One deception


Altruistic-Text3481

1,000 MEGALOMANIACS. ![gif](giphy|PSSpGSDb7yw36|downsized)


Vapinlikeafool

Magalomaniacs**


OldManRiff

10,000*


Lunar_moonbeeem9

Hahaha….overlooked, this one 👆🏼


bbnprince

NSTINK


wakko666

N'Cel \[edit\] holy crap! thanks for the gold! Here's my own version for y'all to share. :) https://preview.redd.it/e16vjvjnysoa1.png?width=1023&format=png&auto=webp&s=2bbcc297131234a181d1ad2776905a9b94962cd2


ExtantPlant

This works on multiple levels. Well played.


usernametookmehours

N’STYNC


TargaryenFlames

Amazing.


JayLuMarr

System of a Clown


enickma1221

Album name: Toxisissy


NOTDA1

The Deplorable$


ImmortalityLTD

Fragile Ma$culinity


paperwasp3

Ship of Fools


suckercuck

The Bipolar Bears


MapleSyrup27

Wait, that’s a great name for a drag queen! Please welcome to the stage, Toxisissy Thunderfuck 5000!! 🎊🙌🎉


clopz_

That sounds like a vacuum cleaner that doubles as a fleshlight *As seen on pornhub* ^TM


longulus9

Toxsussy


Background-Machine46

I don’t even need to look at the rest of the comments, objectively speaking, this is the best of all possible answers


Iwillnotbeokay

This is some gold right here.


morganlandt

Diaper Don and The Dependables.


catchnearguest

The Deplorables!


morganlandt

While you’re right that they are all that, I was doubling up on the theme of pants shitting.


ceebs87

Ego featuring Token Black


[deleted]

Token Black and the Snowflakes


SprinterW

This has to be the most spot on 🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


Icebreaker1979

New Kids on the (Cell) Block


Link2Liam

In cells on the block


hopefullyhelpfulplz

Fucking *gold*


Jaded-University2788

The Misinformationists


Dinglingus

“In Cells” (hopefully soon).


Kindly-Ad-5071

One cell Between the four (Kanye has it atm since he's been the most quiet lately.)


Outrageous-Pause6317

He’s rereading Mein Kampf.


Kindly-Ad-5071

Listening. Homie can't read.


[deleted]

Donnie Douchebags and the Fuckwits.


hp1068

I bet they would do a great cover of Jsilhouse Rock.


LakeSun

The DumbF\*\*ks.


Cathar_Rhythym

Notorious B.I.G.O.T.


lavendervlad

This deserves more recognition!


jw1879

The Smallcox


LordBobTheWhale

Smallcox and the Wannabees


SteveBruleRools

The micropeeniuses


Melodic-Heron-1585

Cell Block West


Winter-Cup-2965

Goof Troop


[deleted]

Nine inch bars


Bernies_left_mitten

They would each prob think this was a penis reference.


Unlucky_Milk4214

Limp Bitches


49GTUPPAST

The Fascist Four


bubba7557

Alpha fragility


Alert_Section_6113

Dipshit Riot


aftocheiria

Alternatively, Dipshit Mode.


Beatnik64

Insane Clown Posse No offense to the actual ICP, but the name just fits this group of malignant fucks.


Morriganx3

[Incel Clown Posse](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/11vlrf6/bandname_please/jcu0xdw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3) (Not mine; original is linked)


Dad-Fart-Jokes

Insane clown pussies


DaveBo82

Covfefe


Scadilla

Covfefe and the Hamberders


trish196609

The “He-man Women Haters Club” ![gif](giphy|88EvfARM1YaCQ)


[deleted]

Is he mad because Alfalfa still likes Darla?


trish196609

Well, none of these men got over Darla’s rejection.


Waferssi

The incelebrities.


Rick_2309

The Unfuckables


signedupsoicampost

Felonious Monk


Ok-Music8441

Lil Don and the Golden Showers


Undercover_Cabbage

The Fourskins


Waste-Being9912

The Deplorables


[deleted]

Flaccid Dick and the Droop-tones


Accomplished-Tie-247

The four horsemen of democracy’s collapse Edit: spelling


Key-Commercial-3351

Narcissistic White Assholes(NWA)


buttseason

Nazis With Attitudes


[deleted]

Assholes in chains


No-Quality-3960

The White Sheets.


[deleted]

[удалено]


V1198

Simple Minds?


square_so_small

Their fans sure are.


Virtual_Knee_4905

Ego and the Maniacs


Scullyitzme

Douche Canoes


[deleted]

Gay Fish Quartet


sillyquestionsdude

Shades of shit.


ScottyHubbz

None of them are cool enough to be in a band


Local_Sugar8108

Sphincter and the Dingleberries


Logan012356789

The Irrelevants


powdered_dognut

Daftones


Delicious_Towel5246

Thank you social media on reddit. You did not disappoint. Great entertainment on this gloomy Sunday morning Great job everyone


lolbojack

The 4 D-Bags of the Douchepocalypse


Qimmosabe_Man

Twatwaffles


stingharkonnen

The 1488


waamoandy

Donny and the in cells


--The_Cat--

Fraud and Consequences


GainFirst

Ten Inches of Penis (Total)


tpbetts

With their hit single “Things look huge (when held in tiny hands)”


[deleted]

*yuge


Dinglingus

You are giving them each a couple of inches too much!


realityTVenthusiast

Incel Clown Posse


floridajetsfan

American Idiots


[deleted]

Cringelords


Objective_Ebb6898

Twisted Grifter


luminous_beings

I don’t know what you call it, but my vagina slammed shut. Actually slammed. I heard it.


AHDhouse

Clam slammers 🤣


jdow0423

2CoRupt


[deleted]

Dickless Donny and the Micropeens


johnleeshooker

The Sound of Mucus.


BornLightWolf

The "Victims" Featuring: Bugatti smallcock, Fatwallet Nobrain, The Criminal Failure, And Reich Naziman, Top album: Im Persecuted for Being Me Top songs include: 1. The Matrix is Hunting Me 2. Twitter Wanna Beef 3. She signed the NDA 4. NEIN NEIN NEIN MY SHOES


HellaBuck76

Tools on Parade. (Set to rage against the machine’s Bulls on Parade).


stupidGenius82

Wittle Dicks big ego


Coulrophiliac444

Free-Dumbs


PurplePachyderme

Massive Diarrhea


partime_prophet

Child support


Sweetknees66

Delusions of Grandeur


Vegemyeet

Tiny Knob and the Wankers.


RBD666

Douchie T and The Wankers 🎶


Flyersdude17

The Indictments


captjust

The Groomers


ranting_chef

The Losers


BostonBrewing

Hiphopcracy


thejovo59

The Grifters


[deleted]

The Indictments


eggelton

TheRapists


Conchobhar-

No con$ent


osomany

Douchè Mode


BringBackTheBeat716

Jailed By December


GnomishFoundry

She’s Just Seventeen If You Know What I Mean


Accurate-Leg-6684

The 4 Jerkoff Orchestra


ecoboom2015

Dipshit and the Wingnuts


SurveyNinja42

Backdoor Boys


Like_A_Bosstonian

Four Long Cons


Ambitious_Alps_3797

The Entitlement


No_Palpitation_9497

Waste of space


Booziesmurf

D.I.A.P.E.R.S.


Jacksonfive513

Pendejo


Aiku

The Toxic Turds, feat. D-PenZ.


fredezz

Magat and the morons


Bernies_left_mitten

The Qunty Qonmen Quartet Or...The Fishdicks


Retrrad

Ye Orange Tater Musks


ThatMangoAteMyBaby

Alpha Fail


TommyTuttle

Narcissistica


Violet_Potential

The Cringe Quartet Woman Haters United Tweedle Dee and the Tweedle Dumbs Lawsuit Rising


Independentfox02

New World Disorder


Administrative_Run12

Ship of fools


MicheleLaBelle

The Tools


k_woodard

“Euthanize Us”


BountyBobIsBack

Small dick energy


TackleInfinite1728

boyz 2 douches


ProfessionalArtist14

The Compensators


DrawesomeLOL

Toaddick and the Misogynies


rumershuman

The almighty cockholes


[deleted]

Cell Outs


stupidwhiteman42

Ego and the Muskrats


[deleted]

The Utter Shitfucks.


whiskeyboundcowboy

The forgettables


swampy_mcnutty

Male Pattern Bald Eagles


CryoAurora

This set of guys deserve a medal for all they have done to expose themselves publicly as racists, rapists, pedo$, grifters, and all around criminals. Shouldn't they get lifetime achievement awards for helping spread the word how bad they are and how bad the situations are for the people they victimized??? No one would know some of it if they didn't tell the whole world on social media multiple times per day. So let's have their band be named "The Illuminators of Filth".


prawnpie

King Grifter and his Bootlickers


joethejeeper

Donnie and the derelicts


JonesinforJonesey

Cootie and the Blowfish


No-Quantity4519

Basket of Deplorables


butt_scratcher_007

Pond $kum


tpsreporter1

SDS: Small Dick Society


Queenofhackenwack

"the bent overs"" i started reading the posts before i posted my name for them and was laughing so hard i forgot the name i came up with...i had to go for a walk and then post this....LMAO


[deleted]

All male fan base


Deep-Luck-2377

The clusterfucks


reed91B

Toolz


[deleted]

Losers for Hire


Stillpunk71

The Declines


Lomalizer

NWA (Nazis with Attitude)


Ninetyhate

Insane clown pussies


NeverLookBothWays

No direction The Unwanted


BJKelley71

“Cheeto and the Monkeymen”