He only does video calls cos of tiktok filters. His fans want to see buff, not saggy. They can see saggy in the mirror anytime since they are all about 50 now...
Nice. My dad was the true Xena fan. I was a tennager out smoking pot with my friends when it was on but to this day my Dad uses character names when he sees the actors in other shows. It's hilarious how much Xena lore he knows/remembers.
The story behind that scene is hilarious, and also shows how bad of an actor Sorbo is
the script called for Sorbo to emote "disappointed", but his dumb ass thought it was a line for his character, so he shouted it
Kevin Kline is also married to Phoebe Cates and won an Oscar for A Fish Called Wanda.
Kevin Sorbo is married to his right hand and won a spot on Steven Crowder's podcast.
"On this special day, your daughter hired me, Kevin Sorbo, to tell you about the time I lost a mud fight with a goat because I was too sexually aroused to defend myself. And it wasn't the first time!"
I do not know the age of your mom; but the chances that she knows Hercules/Captain Hunt is not zero.
It is sad he has become such a worthless pile of shit. I feel sorry for his kid.
Sorbs, peanut, I love my mom and would never want to subject her to yourā¦ well, anything. And I donāt mean āloveā like you āloveā people so much you scream theyāre going to burn for all eternity on hell. I mean the nice kind, where youāre just nice to someone because itās a nice thing to do. I know, how very Christian of me.
I think Rudy Giuliani does these things as well.
For like $12.50 we can hire Rudy to record something sweet. Don't go for the video version of Rudy though because he will prolly be sweatin his A$$ off...š
I thought he was a super religious person . matter of fact he has been banned from Hollywood for being too religious and too conservative.
But I guess money is money...
"Hi, and Happy Mothers Day. I'm Kevin Sorbo. You might remember me from that time I was relevant in the 90s as Hercules, or from some of the absolute crazy shit I spout on social media about vaccinations, and MAGA. In this video your child that loves you has paid me a handsome chunk of money to wish you a fun and wonderful day, but instead I am going to make this all about me, and by batshit beliefs."
Iāve been rewatching Psych and I got so disappointed when the episode with this tool came on. I forgot he was in an episode and all I could see was an idiot in an leather vest.
Wait? This nobody has the gall to try this? Nevermind that he got absolutely overshadow by the SPIN-OFF with the sexy Bisexual/Gay(not really sure which) warrior lady
I'd sign up for him, and have him say " the 2020 election was fair and trump lost. Trump is also now a convicted sex offender who isn't worth the toilet paper he wipes his fatass with. Maga is a cult, happy mothers day"
This would be the fastest way to make my mother realize I am not that big of a disappointment, but that would entail giving money to Kevin Sorbo, which really ain't worth it.
And there's Kevin, coming up with new and interesting ways to disappoint more women faster. Will he try to flex his soft post-career pecs for Mom?
He only does video calls cos of tiktok filters. His fans want to see buff, not saggy. They can see saggy in the mirror anytime since they are all about 50 now...
Hahahahahahahaha... Wait...he's actually serious?
I'll be stealing this gif thank you very much!
Shameless too
Growing up my house was a Xena household.
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My mom took me to two Xena conventions in Southern California
Nice. My dad was the true Xena fan. I was a tennager out smoking pot with my friends when it was on but to this day my Dad uses character names when he sees the actors in other shows. It's hilarious how much Xena lore he knows/remembers.
The story behind that scene is hilarious, and also shows how bad of an actor Sorbo is the script called for Sorbo to emote "disappointed", but his dumb ass thought it was a line for his character, so he shouted it
Kevin Kline did it first, so maybe he thought it was supposed to be meta.
Kevin Kline is also married to Phoebe Cates and won an Oscar for A Fish Called Wanda. Kevin Sorbo is married to his right hand and won a spot on Steven Crowder's podcast.
Repeat ad infinitum
does he say any message you hire him for? Because, there could be a hell of a lot of hilarious message to have him make a video of.
This is what I wanted to know. Pay the guy a bunch of money to say all the shit conservatives get triggered by.
I am sure my mom wants to get lectured about wokeness by a washed up never was.
"On this special day, your daughter hired me, Kevin Sorbo, to tell you about the time I lost a mud fight with a goat because I was too sexually aroused to defend myself. And it wasn't the first time!"
>And it wasn't the first time!" Got me right at the end there.
My mother wouldn't even know who this fucking bozo is.
Wow he must be really desperate for money.
My thoughts too. How shifty is his career that he's an online singing telegram.
Dean Cain, Kevin Sorbo, James Woods, Ricky Schroeder, Stacy Dash and Kristy Swanson should star in a group action movie called *The Unemployables*
Who is the director? Pretty sure Disney won't be the distributor.
It's funny that people vall Disney woke despite them being the only reason James Wood is even remotely relevant became Hades
I guess I might see him shopping at the dollar store soon.
Ain't even using camio. How far is rock bottom when you have to shill yourself on wish.com
I'm pretty sure my mom would be more appreciative if I just sent her the 20 bucks instead.
At least that way she could put it towards something that benefits society or at least makes her happy
You forgot to add right wing nut to your list.
What do you can scream at her about getting vaccinated? Hard pass
Coming soon, Hercules on Cameo and Fiverr.
Mom: Who?
I do not know the age of your mom; but the chances that she knows Hercules/Captain Hunt is not zero. It is sad he has become such a worthless pile of shit. I feel sorry for his kid.
its not a good look for anyone career, when you are a former legit TV lead, but now you are hawking Cameo, and sucking Trumps dick online.
How can he set this up with such a busy Hollywood schedule?
DISAPPOINTED!!! https://youtu.be/_O1hM-k3aUY
Can he say what a dumbass he is? My Mom actually might enjoy that.
I donāt want to frighten my mom.
Sorbs, peanut, I love my mom and would never want to subject her to yourā¦ well, anything. And I donāt mean āloveā like you āloveā people so much you scream theyāre going to burn for all eternity on hell. I mean the nice kind, where youāre just nice to someone because itās a nice thing to do. I know, how very Christian of me.
For $40 heāll let you piss on his face.
Surprised he is able to get Trumpās dick out of his mouth long enough to record a video. Thoughts and prayers
Xena Warrior Princess was the better show.
It must still burn him he got completely overshadowed by the spinoff show that mot only lasted longer but was way more popular
And remember, if you're a step-mom or a adopted mother, you are not allowed to celebrate since you are not a real mom! /s
Happy Motherās Day mom, I hope you like crap.
It's Mothers Day, not Grandmother's Day. When was the last time Kevin was relevant?
How do we break it to him softly that he's not really that famous at all?
I think Rudy Giuliani does these things as well. For like $12.50 we can hire Rudy to record something sweet. Don't go for the video version of Rudy though because he will prolly be sweatin his A$$ off...š
But will he do it in front of a Four Seasons landscape sign?
He'll do Bob's Discount Liquor and Smokes. He's gonna be there anyway
Author? Lol who the fuck is reading something written by him
Citric acid burn.
I thought he was a super religious person . matter of fact he has been banned from Hollywood for being too religious and too conservative. But I guess money is money...
There are times I miss my mother, but this right here isn't one of them. Who would want to give their mother a greeting from K-mart Fabio!?!
Actor. Director. Producer. Artist. Fascist.
Hell no, Xena or bust
Wow, that's pathetic. Need some cash, Sorbet? I can't imagine, I assumed you'd be flooded with acting gigs...
"Hi, and Happy Mothers Day. I'm Kevin Sorbo. You might remember me from that time I was relevant in the 90s as Hercules, or from some of the absolute crazy shit I spout on social media about vaccinations, and MAGA. In this video your child that loves you has paid me a handsome chunk of money to wish you a fun and wonderful day, but instead I am going to make this all about me, and by batshit beliefs."
If you send 10 less dollars he'll have Scott Baio join him.
How fucking sad!
Mother's (In Law) Day gift
Look mom,a talking rectum.
My mom would prefer Lucy Lawless.
This guy is like herpes. Nobody likes you, Kevin. Go away.
Happy Motherās Day mom, I have Kevin Sorbo on the line! He wants to tell you how bad wokeness is and remind you to vote for Donald Trump in 24
She'd probably rather get a toaster....maybe not even a new one.
Boy it's 2023 has a pic from the 90s. Sad No one really.
Nobody even knows who this dude is.
If thatās not narcissistic I donāt know what is š
How desperate is ol' Kev getting if he's offering shit like this?
I'd rather do this with a celebrity my mom actually knows and likes.
Iāve been rewatching Psych and I got so disappointed when the episode with this tool came on. I forgot he was in an episode and all I could see was an idiot in an leather vest.
Is there a subreddit specifically dedicated to Kevin Sorbo's tweets getting murdered by words? I would like to show my Mother it for Mother's Day.
His career must be going really well.
Why pay when you can deep fake ?
These are the only scripts he reads these days...
And posts an old photo of him. His only claim to fame, and when he was younger. The real video you'll get is a old grumpy Conservative has-been.
You could also shit in a paper bag, leave it on your mom's front step, light it on fire, then ring the doorbell.
Wow. I didn't think this guy's existence could get any sadder.
Kevin sure knows how to disappoint women.
Shots fired.
DisapPOINTED 
Who is this guy? Heās always posted on here. 
This guy is worse lying on his resume than Santos by claiming he is an actor.
I kinda want to blow $300 to hear him say he loves Biden, is fully vaccinated, and knows Lucy Lawless is a better and more accomplished actress.
Wait? This nobody has the gall to try this? Nevermind that he got absolutely overshadow by the SPIN-OFF with the sexy Bisexual/Gay(not really sure which) warrior lady
I'd sign up for him, and have him say " the 2020 election was fair and trump lost. Trump is also now a convicted sex offender who isn't worth the toilet paper he wipes his fatass with. Maga is a cult, happy mothers day"
How pathetic is this?
This would be the fastest way to make my mother realize I am not that big of a disappointment, but that would entail giving money to Kevin Sorbo, which really ain't worth it.
Fuck off Hercules Go back to sucking at acting you C rate fuck nut nobody
Wow, his career is really going well.