At least one of those words should be misspelled. I know we’re talking about something he would be saying out loud, but if anyone could convey misspellings through the spoken word, it’s these two.
“I’m a bored certified plastic surgeon.”
“Wait, did you just say ‘bored’ certified?”
“……..No.”
There it is. Everyone else has ideas that would have him saying something honest. But of course he would be lying to her.
My first thought was "you spilled food on your sress" or "you look good in that" 😂🤮🤮
Don't get your hopes up too high.
She's said if Trump runs in 2024 that she's running with him as his VP, so maybe that's what she means?
Ugh, can you imagine those two in the White House?
But somehow, the majority of the country *knew* Sarah Palin was insane, and she was laughed out of the spotlight.
Palin *pales* in comparison to MTG in terms of ridiculousness and antics. Palin appears mindless and dense, whereas MTG is a genuinely *awful* person who lacks class, grace, intelligence, dignity, or respect.
I have no idea how those qualities are now celebrated..
Fucking hell America! Do your really want those 2 insane people in control of your country? I wouldn't let MTG manage a McDonald's let alone a fucking country.
I know it’s not relevant, but I always appreciated how the murderers in the movie You’re Next took the time to use proper spelling when writing it on the wall with a deceased victim’s blood. That took extra time that could’ve gotten them caught when they could’ve easily written “Your” for the sake of efficiency.
Now I'm just imagining a scene where someone sees "Your Next" written in blood. They go "Wait... What? My next what?... Oh! I see." Then they dip their finger in the blood, add " **' e** " to the message, take a step back and then start screaming in terror.
I invented the idea of pendants and boobs. I also invented the theory of relativity and all things to do with space and time.
Also, if you’re looking for a good deal on silver, I know a guy in New Jersey.
Santos: "hehehe... you're wearing a neck bracelet!"
MTG: "The fuck? You mean my necklace?"
Santos: "Huh?
MTG: "What?!"
Santos: \*farts
MTG: \*breathes deep
Yeah I was thinking the prank where you point at something on someone's shirt and then when they look down, hit them lightly on the nose with your finger. I know it's not call got your nose, but what is it called?
Gonna try to avoid the obvious breast related ones…
“ I make you look credible!”
We are also one step closer to the immortal Billy Martin having summed them up when he said “one’s a born liar, and the others convicted”
Did you know I'm the original inventor of those?
I can fix those for you. I am a board certified plastic surgeon.
At least one of those words should be misspelled. I know we’re talking about something he would be saying out loud, but if anyone could convey misspellings through the spoken word, it’s these two. “I’m a bored certified plastic surgeon.” “Wait, did you just say ‘bored’ certified?” “……..No.”
…plastic sturgeon?
Like the fish?
leave us out of this.
Yes I do
...plastit scurgeon?
Board certifiable plastic surgeon
"plastic sturgeon?"
The left one came out nice.
“Those are terrible! Mine are more booby!”
I’m Mr Boobybuyer! I’ll buy those boobies back for 25 schmekels!
That's exactly how much I paid for them!
"I invented the pull my finger prank."
There it is. Everyone else has ideas that would have him saying something honest. But of course he would be lying to her. My first thought was "you spilled food on your sress" or "you look good in that" 😂🤮🤮
> Your breasts look human in that...
“I invented the piano key neck tie!”
Afterwards I told Jennifer Lawrence that she could be the first female action hero, I wrote the hunger games!
Movie date night.
“I’ve got those too!”
Your snot river has reached your boobs.
“I know how to make those more perky - here’s some tape”
You’re next…
Everyone point to someone more morally repugnant than you!
I would upvote you, but you're on 69, so imma just say Upvote!
Somebody somewhere is pointing at you...
It's gone past 69 now, so I just upvoted. Missed opportunity people!
Beat me to it
Hahah. You beat me to it, you beat me to it 🧐🤣😂😆
Lol you beat me to Hahah. You beat me to it, you beat me to it 🧐🤣😂😆
Just beat it....
You beat me, to wit, "you beat to it," too, Wit!
Maybe that's why a few days ago she said she's thinking of leaving congress. She knows what's coming.
Wait, what? I don't want to get my hopes up too much. Where did she say this?
Don't get your hopes up too high. She's said if Trump runs in 2024 that she's running with him as his VP, so maybe that's what she means? Ugh, can you imagine those two in the White House?
That sounds like nothing more than a trauma-twofer. The brain power of those 2 combined could power a small ant city for about 9 seconds.
I think you overestimated that by 8.5 seconds 😅
Hahaha!
I think it's more by a few hours. Their brains net negative power.
That would be the greatest get out the vote for the Democrats.
Veep? She’s even dumber than Sarah Palin.
But somehow, the majority of the country *knew* Sarah Palin was insane, and she was laughed out of the spotlight. Palin *pales* in comparison to MTG in terms of ridiculousness and antics. Palin appears mindless and dense, whereas MTG is a genuinely *awful* person who lacks class, grace, intelligence, dignity, or respect. I have no idea how those qualities are now celebrated..
It's the qualities that GOP is actively looking for in a politician ngl.
Fucking hell America! Do your really want those 2 insane people in control of your country? I wouldn't let MTG manage a McDonald's let alone a fucking country.
That's what Kari Lake thinks too..
That's not true! We all know MTG doesn't think. She has a reptile brain that just takes what it wants with no thought.
I know it’s not relevant, but I always appreciated how the murderers in the movie You’re Next took the time to use proper spelling when writing it on the wall with a deceased victim’s blood. That took extra time that could’ve gotten them caught when they could’ve easily written “Your” for the sake of efficiency.
Now I'm just imagining a scene where someone sees "Your Next" written in blood. They go "Wait... What? My next what?... Oh! I see." Then they dip their finger in the blood, add " **' e** " to the message, take a step back and then start screaming in terror.
They were more scared of the spelling police than the regular police.
Best caption 💯
This
…bishhhhh
“My boobs were bigger when I dressed up for Carnival.”
I was coming here to say that lol
Me too, "I wore that dress better, had bigger boobs."
Can I have them back when you're finished with them
I can give you some tips on proper bra size
That's where a heart would be if you had one.
No way! We typed the exact same thing. Jinx.
I just typed the same before I scrolled down.
“Trust me, I know, I’m a heart surgeon.”
“Looks like you dropped some cocaine on your all-black dress.”
"I know some guys from Carnival who can get you a deal on a couple kilos of blow"
"And I'll blow them for a bump of one of them kilos."
"I have that same dress!"
There are so many guys out there who wear dresses that are more of a man than this little weasel will ever be.
that's very true!
“My top like that has jizz from CrossFit guys on it, too!”
Laugh!
I think I will start spelling out my reactions, too. Emojis be damned
This is the first one that legitimately made me laugh out loud. Well done!
I invented the idea of pendants and boobs. I also invented the theory of relativity and all things to do with space and time. Also, if you’re looking for a good deal on silver, I know a guy in New Jersey.
And if you're looking for copper, I've got a guy for that too. **top** quality.
We are tied for the worst people in Congress!
You’ve got some of the Donald on you. You might want to save the dress. Might come in handy.
I'm with Stupid tshirt come to life.
Are those real? Because I’m not!
Are those real? If not, where did you get them from, as I need a new pair for a party next week.
Would they have that in my size
Santos: "hehehe... you're wearing a neck bracelet!" MTG: "The fuck? You mean my necklace?" Santos: "Huh? MTG: "What?!" Santos: \*farts MTG: \*breathes deep
Trust me....you'll get 200% back on your investment!
"Keep laughing bitch I'm taking you down with me"
Hey hun… your Nazi is showing.
I did Nazi that coming
heh heh pull my finger
Hey marge! Looks like you have a little updog on your shirt.
smell my finger, it was up kevin's ass, do you just love that smell of success
I had to…😁 https://preview.redd.it/1kubq1y6v2za1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=259032376b803a9d9466c186b2fb35c0664af3fc
“Without those you’d look exactly like Mickey Rourke.”
Haha boob
Haha, got your nose! Thats not how it works. I invented, i should know.
Yeah I was thinking the prank where you point at something on someone's shirt and then when they look down, hit them lightly on the nose with your finger. I know it's not call got your nose, but what is it called?
Boop!
Boop it is!
“You know I designed that dress, right?”
Your dick is bigger than mine.
Those look fake, and trust me, I know fake
"You still have some of Trumps cum on your dress"
Made you look! That’s 5 times in the last hour.
George Santos looks like he use to be a clock.
Like, with the creepy cat eyes going back and forth.
*"Them boobs?"*
Is that a cum stain?
That is the coolest nazi necklace I've ever seen
Mine were bigger in Brazil.
"The Neandertal Exhibition at the Museum of Natural History is requesting your presence as a stand-in, it's that-a-way."
Those are a nice distraction from your feet.
"Your tuck is on point, but your falsies are drooping."
"Oh hey is that real Nazi gold?"
"I invented breast implants, you should check them out."
There’s a Jewish Space Laser targeting you.
Look at us four boobs sitting here
George: I'm a firetruck. Beeboobeeboo! Marjorie: Wreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
"That Hitler necklace really brings out your eyes."
"So does your heart run on coal or are you upgrading to black hole?"
Is that a horcrux you're wearing?
My titties are bigger than yours.
You got a little insurrection on your shirt… Where?
“You got a little McCarthy on you.”
I have boobs too
That’s where your heart would be if you had one.
She did it!
That’s where your heart would be, if you had one.
you’re next..
Mine aren’t quite as big, but they’re going to save me from getting my ass beat in prison.
“Ewww boobies!!, glad I won’t have to see those anymore where I’m going.”
“Is everything about you fake too?”
"You know, I wore a dress like that once! Looked better on me than you though..."
DERP!
“Don’t worry, I’ll save you a pudding in prison.”
You wanna be cellmates?
When you have a heart, that's where they put it!
“Your AR-15 pin is bleeding”
“Huh! Your tits have seven toes too!”
He’s asking where she got her sick swaztika
I knew St Peter personally
“That’s where your heart is supposed to go!“
Gonna try to avoid the obvious breast related ones… “ I make you look credible!” We are also one step closer to the immortal Billy Martin having summed them up when he said “one’s a born liar, and the others convicted”
"Got some coke on your shirt."
Is that authentic nazi memorabilia?
I wore that dress when I did drag.
“If you need I can give you a trick to get trumps jizz out of your clothes.”
Donald left a lil somethin somethin right there.
"you know you can pay money to make those bigger, right? Look at my obnoxious lips."
Santos: Are those real? MTG: the sparkles? I think so?
So, when you transitioned, did they take those off a dead, fat guy and slap them on you?
Madge, Kevin left something on your dress.
Nice tits! I have the same pair at home!
It didn't all make it in your mouth.
Bonnie And Clyde. Except they steal to give to themselves.
That’s all ya got? Mine are bigger than that
I've got a pair of those in my bedroom closet.
You got a little Kevin on you.
There must be some way out of here Said the joker to the thief There's too much confusion, I can't get no [covid] relief.
"op your felony's are showing "
2 criminal peas in a pod of shit
"So Trump is only this big?"
Quick, point to someone more morally repugnant than you!
Snell my finger
We have matching McCarthy DNA?
Dumberer and Dumberest, the new sequel to Dumber and Dumberer.
Oh look Margie...A little bit of Kevin on your dress.
GS: Your epidermis is showing. MTG: No, they're not!
I have that same blouse.
There’s some updoc on your blouse
I like your shiny dress. Can I have it?
“10:56 AM • 5/10/23 from *Earth* Unfortunate why our planet. Actually why anywhere.
There's a woke on your shirt
Family Dollar Leonard giving meth addled Penny a long drawn out explanation on the origination of her pendant.
Where did you get those? I need a new set for my show next Saturday night.
Point to the next indictment target
"Your epidermis is showing"
You know, I once had a pair just like that
My boobs look better when I'm in drag than yours do.
Mine are bigger
What are those?
Is that cum?
You got some McCarthy juice on your tits.
"You're probably next, you know." "Don't speak to me, I don't know you."
"I fill out that dress better than you do."
Did you use that CPAC money to get those redone?
You have some racism on your shirt
“You’re next”
Shit. My boog landed on your tit.
No more Drumph peenie for you!
You’re next.
You’re next!
“Told you it’s the stinkiest finger in DC. Don’t act like ya didn’t know!”
Wow...you're dress and heart match today
You spilled some stupid on your dress...
“Your AR-15 pin dropped.”
You’re next.
You’re next
You’re gonna be indicted next, Marge