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Moppermonster

Trump at the graduation: "which of those kids is ~~Brandon~~ Barron?"


Gimme_The_Loot

Trump at the graduation: Damn some of these kids are hot. I should come to more of these.


NuclearBroliferator

They remind him of Ivanka


greenroom628

"maybe i should date them instead of your mom, brannon?" "dad, stop. also, it's barron. and mom's sitting right here."


Arumin

Ha! She doesn't care, do you?


Dragonsweart

I like that no one has answered your comment because I'm sure that's also what Mercedes would do in this situation


ThrowBatteries

Melanoma Trump has more class than that doesn’t she? Oh, no, nevermind.


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knitwasabi

She can't, Putin hasn't cleared her to get a divorce and return back.


intotheirishole

Who has a better story than Brannon?


brannon1987

Absolutely nobody


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Eugh. She's a vile person herself, but part of me actually does pity her to a degree for having to grow up with a father like hers, who openly lusts after her. To the media. I would honestly not be surprised if he actually molested her as a child.


FlattopJr

Her? ![gif](giphy|gk3pDXdxn1JjmfcSi7)


NuclearBroliferator

Looks appropriate!


mok000

"When I get out of jail I'll be dating them".


Fleur_de_Lys_1

Ewwww. But again, so true.


mizkayte

And then he will fart and shit himself


triplec787

At a high school graduation? nah, that means they're 17-18, too old.


FightingPolish

Well he’s a pretty busy guy nowadays, can’t afford to be too picky.


XRT28

Especially with his buddy Epstein out of business.


drgigantor

It sucks when you have to find a new dealer because your guy got hanged in his maximum security prison cell while under 24 hour observation and the security footage is lost


Lots42

Epstein used to live two miles from maralago.


DatEllen

Idk there might be younger siblings in the crowd


Berkamin

![gif](giphy|xUNd9IMywss6NTIghO)


Simain

Well, now I just want everyone to constantly call Barron Brandon and see how long it takes for Trump to start doing the same.


stosal

Let's go, Barron!


uglyspacepig

From now on when I come across some inbred mouthbreather saying "let's go Brandon" I'm going to say "let's leave Trump's youngest kid out of this" and never admit it's wrong.


TheAngryCatfish

Big Ken M energy 😂


Checkmynewsong

Probably the one hanging his head in shame.


willflameboy

The one that looks basically exactly like the Penguin from Gotham.


hondac55

![gif](giphy|xr9AQyxLtjlx4IeYtN|downsized)


Netflxnschill

I mean it’s gonna be the freakishly tall kid


chevalier716

This is more a punishment for Melania, but I'm also fine with that.


DerpTaTittilyTum

She’s garbage too


claimTheVictory

I really don't care, do u?


Trufactsmantis

Shit I don't care either


Solid_Waste

I don't care about *any* of this.


BrownSugarBare

Couldn't care less. She's as vile as he is.


foreveracubone

Yeah even if she’s not campaigning with him, the fact that she hasn’t divorced him by this point means she’s ok with everything he’s doing/has done. Barron (unless he does something to prove otherwise) is the last one that deserves any sympathy for the situation.


willstr1

>Yeah even if she’s not campaigning with him, the fact that she hasn’t divorced him by this point means she’s ok with everything he’s doing/has done. She definitely is a terrible person but I am willing to bet the only reason she hasn't divorced him is because of prenup terms. Does she agree with him is hard to say, she just isn't upset enough to lose out on whatever money is left. She will wait for him to be behind bars or stroke out from too many hamdingers so she can cash out.


Sad-Frosting-8793

Yeah. She's definitely hoping he'll drop dead.


why_u_braindead

One of multitudes


WorriedEconomist7626

Can't blame her for not wanting to divorce. Trump will blast her all over her media, the amount of death threats, stalking etc. Will he enormous. She is far safer with Trump sorry to say lol


InterestingTry5190

He can borrow her jacket “I don’t care…”


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slyn4ice

Not just garbage - eurotrash.


Radiant_Map_9045

Probably more of a punishment for the kid. All the other happy kids enjoying one of the best days of their lives walking out onto the stage to receive their diplomas, looking out into the audience and seeing their proud smiling happy family. The kid stands up in front of his colleagues, walks across the stage, looks out in the audience and sees donald fucking trump with that fucking face and that stench. The kid probably wishes they would have just mailed his diploma.


Cultural-Humor7241

And a punishment for all the other kids, and parents, and faculty.


Cayowin

At Oxbridge Academy in Florida? A hurricane destroying the room with all of the 1%ers in that room would make the world a better place. The parents there will be lining up to lick the orange scrotum of the god emperor.


NovusOrdoSec

Well it's not going to clean itself, and it will need cleaning.


EtTuBiggus

Those poor millionaires.


spectralspud

lol I’m just imagining Trump farting up the room with a smug smile now


sorator

Is that how high school graduation was for you? Cause I remember it being painfully dull and wishing I didn't have to be there.


OneBillPhil

Best days of their life? lol, not even close, not even at that age. 


TheRainStopped

Melania, Blade of Miquallia, and she has never known the feet. 


Dayseed

Plus all of the other students/parents who were excited now have to deal with the spectacle and annoyance of his attendance.


Internal-Fun-5411

This. It’s going to be an absolute shit show and I just feel bad for his classmates.


Dayseed

Oh good, 12 layers of security and your camera got inspected by the Secret Service. What a treat!


ASK_ABOUT_MY_CULT_

Man, and here I was, "mad" that some of my retirement stuff was signed by Trump. I couldn't imagine him actually coming to the retirement. Madness, lol


blue_shadow_

One of the reasons I went past my 20 was specifically to avoid Trump's name ever being on anything associated with my retirement.


ASK_ABOUT_MY_CULT_

Thankfully, only one thing was signed, I think. Everything else took so long to get to me that we rolled over to a new dude, lol


blue_shadow_

There's that, at least! ...now, after talking about the head of one cult, what about yours?


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Annual-Body-25

He was at my college graduation - as was Biden. It was basically this. Airport style security. They inspected my dad’s Toupee lololol


Darkreaper48

I'm sure the kids at the privileged private school for sheltered and very special children will be just fine.


VaporCarpet

I'm not wishing ill upon them, but I don't really care how the other students at the "children of billionaires school" feel.


carrie_m730

I mean, I assume that if Barron is there, there's already high security. I think his Secret Service ended at 16 but he's literally an ex-president's son. Forget for just a second who that ex-president is, it's literally a national security risk if Barron was kidnapped or something. Yes, I know, Trump is a national security risk 24-7 anyway. That doesn't change that his son would likely need protection.


Lots42

Trump wouldn't give a shit if the kid was kidnapped.


punkindle

He's not going. He doesn't really care. My guess is he'll go golfing, and then nap.


EdgySniper1

Then he'll still say the court wouldn't let him attend the graduation and his followers will still eat it up.


punkindle

Did you know that Trump doesn't like to stand next to Baron, especially in photographs. Reason? Because Baron is 3 inches taller than him. classic Narcissistic Personality Disorder


morganlandt

3 inches? Probably closer to 6, but yeah that’s the reason.


dengar_hennessy

You think Trump knows the difference between 3 and 6 inches?


Sandman64can

Melania does.


Individual_Ad9632

Stormy too.


PurpleSailor

🍄


yelling4society

Hiyooooo!


johndoe_420

that's almost word by word how my ex broke up with me...


eggplantsforall

https://imgur.com/o4GPoLr The kid is huge


BarbaraBeans

That must be an older pic. Here's a more recent one https://preview.redd.it/fgye7k91hpxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=922944fc7407fa866498a5ca19941e343c5f49bb


Jackmerious

He’s going to be wearing those KISS boots at the graduation so he’ll look taller!


247cnt

They should have a dunk contest


middleagethreat

8 inches. Barron is 6'7". Trump is only 5'11". https://i.imgur.com/gcpv7cI.jpg


xubax

I wonder who barons father is.


lookaway123

He looks like Jared to me, but Jared looks like a slightly less off-putting version of Eric Trump. It's hard to tell what features are genetic, as his parents' faces have been stapled into strange and unnatural positions several times since he was born.


bruwin

Nah, look at a pic of Donald as kid. Barron drank heavily of the Trump genes.


Nufonewhodis4

yeah, baron is definitely a trump. his wife knows a kid locks her status down. I'm sure she has fond memories of his conception lol


Lux_Interior9

Here's how I see it. Donald is an unlikeable Orochimaru. Barron was created in a lab from Don's DNA. Barron's purpose is to serve as a more powerful vessel so Don can live forever and continue to live rent free in all our minds until we all go crazy and die. Currently, the Infinite Tsukuyomi is out of reach, but he's got a powerful enough genjutsu to enslave half the population, but his power is fading. Once he gets Barron's power, we're all fucked.


HighFiveYourFace

I have a disturbing thought that they fed him growth hormones or did something medically to make him that tall.


SecondaryWombat

Melania is 5'11", (the same height as Donald) which is well above average height for a woman, and she has tall relatives as well. Eric Trump is supposedly 6'5" (lol, no, but 6'2" maybe, he is tall) with Don Jr at 6'1" which seems realistic Ivanka at 5'11" as well which is also visually correct, and have a shorter mother. Lots of tall genes going around, 6'5" is entirely reasonable to come out of these genetics.


lorgskyegon

I'm 5'9", my child's mom is 5'11", and my child is already 6'3" and still growing


staycalmitsajoke

Melanias head of security


DisastrousOne3950

Shit. I'm 5'11". Trump looks 5 foot nothing to me. With a personality to match.


Geno0wl

also remember that Trump wears lifts when not golfing. That is why he is always leaning forward awkwardly when doing interviews standing still for a while.


DisastrousOne3950

I can't drink enough to forget.


erroneousbosh

The hell he's 5'11", that's only a little shorter than me and the top of his head comes up to my nose. He's about 5'7" tall.


ssbm_rando

> Because Baron is 3 inches taller than him. Barron is 6'7". Donald is visibly shorter than Obama who is 6'2". The white house doctor just overtly lied on Trump's behalf on multiple occasions. This was the same white house doctor that overprescribed all types of meds to Trump's entire white house. Trump's height without his platform shoes has been estimated to be as low as 5'11"


MaxxHeadroomm

Did you know Baron also doesn’t like to stand next to his father because he can smell the 3 lbs of shit caked into his diaper?


SecondaryWombat

Barron is really tall, and being a thin young man looks even taller. Also side by sides put Trump at 5'11", which is the same result you get comparing him to Obama or the other GOP candidates.* Trump is no longer wearing lifts in his shoes but is wearing platforms that are thicker in the front, these are to help stabilize him and prevent the constant forward lean like the front half of a centaur. *DeSantis and his shoes excepted. I would provide image sources but Google no longer works and the internet is dead.


skatalite2020

It's the second child he wants to bend over for him


Weekly_Direction1965

Yup, if he doesn't say it himself Fox talking heads will.


Zepcleanerfan

This whole thing is full circle because he was Banging stormy Daniels while his wife was home with baby Barron and now he is in court about it. Can't make it up


foreveracubone

Don’t forget banging Karen McDougal while Melania was pregnant with Barron.


BinkyFlargle

Trump's a literal piece of shit crammed in a cheap suit that somehow learned basic human speech. That said, he usually attends his kids' graduations. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-kids-graduations/


pleasantmeats

Thanks for posting that. Due to his general shittiness I assumed that all the copypasta was true about him not attending any graduations. Not that this gives me any ounce of respect for him, just glad to have the truth.


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It's a good way to meet some underage girls


Emptypiro

at graduation? aren't most students 18 by that time?


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between 17 and 18 depending on your month of birth


yorkshire_simplelife

He is a clear plastic trash bag stuffed with fast food cheeseburgers and confederate belt buckles that was discarded behind an abandoned Stuckeys and has somehow learned to walk.


NarrowButterfly8482

This is hilarious. I use an extention for Google Chrome that automatically changes every reference to his name into a random funny description like you posted. It makes my news feed much more pleasant to read. When I read this, I thought the extension had been updated.


Antique_Essay4032

I think he'll go. News outlets will be there, so he can rant about the crooked joe biden trail. He might mention his son, but only for a minute. And brag about how he's so much like him. The other 59 minutes will be nothing but rumbling.


RW-One

That'll roll right into the prosecution, publicly bitching that the judge won't let him go, and then he doesn't go? Yeah, that'll play right into jury sympathy won't it.....


IAmArique

I’m actually betting he’s using it as an excuse to run another of his MAGA Nazi rallies.


IBEWontheRd

Does Baron really want his so called father there?


Rockford853

Justin Trudeau will be there.


Shouty_Dibnah

DOES THAT MEAN FIDEL CASTRO IS BARON'S GRANDFATHER?


TheHobo

I’m Canadian and can tell you way too many of us have dumbed down so much to the US political level that a non trivial amount of them would believe this


Deca_Durable

Yeah it’s crazy- I work with a couple (really dumb) dudes that still bring up Hilary’s emails, Hunter Biden’s laptop etc. And, of course, Trudeau and Biden being responsible for gas prices.


SkollFenrirson

I really don't care. Do U?


toriemm

Oh snap. That was a hell of a callback.


Gogs85

His very presence there would be disruptive which might be a reason to not want him there


Upstairs-Radish1816

And you know Trump will want to sit in the middle of the first row and walk in right before the ceremony starts so he can be the center of attention.


mrpanicy

If he didn't try to make a campaign rally out of it i'd be surprised.


CopeHarders

He show should up in an orange jumpsuit with his feet shackled and be forced to walk through a labyrinth of people throwing tomatoes and yelling “shame”.


BroughtBagLunchSmart

Hard to tell, he doesn't speak any english.


suddenly_ponies

I thought I heard that they didn't even have court scheduled on the day of his graduation and this was all a pointless gripe from the beginning


ReentryMarshmellow

The original day-of statement was that going to the graduation was conditional on how the case was progressing.


MLeek

The whole thing was rubish all around. It was always likely he would be permitted too. It was normal enough pratice for the judge to wait until closer to the date to see if any conflicts or issues arose. Trump just knew that until he was giving explicit permission, he could wail he was being denied. And now he'll say 'he won', when really the process just played out normally.


Time-Earth8125

And now and see if he will actually go. Or if he will pull a mother-in-law escape


dengar_hennessy

It was grandstanding on his lawyers part. They didn't have set dates for every single court date yet, and his lawyers are trying every stall tactic they can think of. So they asked for the graduation off, and the judge said they haven't got that far yet, so he won't make a ruling. So they took that opportunity to grandstand for his supporters to make it look like Trump is being picked on. It worked because his supporters are brain-dead morons


sugarblaire

This might be the best form of punishment where trump’s concerned lol


eyloi

He'll drop by, try to turn it into a 20 minute rally before excusing himself to leave.


mintBRYcrunch26

Don’t forget he will also make a poopy in his dipey. The best poopy ever. The poopiest poopy.


kidAlien1

Watch him golf instead and magats justify it.


foxontherox

Course they will! Fathers ain't supposed to *love* their children! (Unless it's Ivanka)


queuedUp

That's a different kind of "love"


Necessary_Row_4889

Must suck for Baron too, he’s been telling everyone his name is Kevin Jones


Th3Fl0

I wouldn’t be surprised if he tries to relocate the ceremony and host it at Mar-a-lago. Just so he can play golf, while attending the graduation too.


Specialist-Life-3849

that's the only child of his that I feel sorry for


SleeveBurg

For now. I’ll always feel for any kid thrust into the limelight due to their parents, but if he becomes another GOP sycophant I’ll group him with the rest.


LuddWasRight

Yeah, I don’t know anything about the kid, but the odds of him turning differently than the rest of his family aren’t exactly great.


Spyhop

I predict our sympathy for him will quickly evaporate once he decides to enter the public eye and opens his mouth.


Mother-Ad-806

Tiffany isn’t too bad. Mostly because he doesn’t like her and doesn’t include her in his grift.


What-Even-Is-That

I actually feel sorry for all of them, honestly. They didn't choose to be born into that shithole family. They did fully embrace it though, and that's where my empathy ends.


TheGoodOldCoder

Donald Trump also didn't choose to be born into that shithole family. His father was also a piece of shit. Why do people turn out shitty? Is it nature? Nurture? It doesn't really matter. Shitty is shitty. If you are born with bad genetics, is it really your fault? If you're raised badly, is it really your fault? Point being, if you waste time feeling sorry for shitty people, you'll never have time for anything else, because you will have to feel sorry for every shitty person out there.


OregonTripleBeam

Well played


NarrowButterfly8482

100% he golfs and tweets all day and never goes.


AfternoonPast3324

Unless Barron’s school booked the 9th hole of a trump international golf course for the ceremony, he still ain’t showing up to that shit.


mrgraff

He’ll go, but then say he was unfairly denied a day in court.


Canuckia53

Tell us how Barron and Melania feel about His Orangeness showing up with his attendant circus plus press


lookaway123

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dimforest

Let's Go Barron


lovable_asshole

it will be a first for him if he actually goes


Dry-Talk-7447

Barron’s like, fuck!


AmberTurd223

I can just hear Trump: “ah, god damn it. Now, I have to go”


rpiche288

Biden should show up just to mess with him.


ShitShowRedAllAbout

He's never ever been to any of his kid's graduations. He also never ever been held accountable in his entire life. There's a first time for everything.


iamthedayman21

It's so perfect. Because he was using the graduation as an excuse to avoid the entire trial. Now he's gotta go sit through the graduation and then go back to court.


TheForeverUnbanned

Yeah, he didn’t attend *any* of his kids graduations, now he looks like an even bigger ass if he doesent show up for this one, and he would have to explain it to the judge. It was a called bluff and it’s pretty funny. 


RepresentativeBusy27

Poor everyone else at that graduation.


HairlessHoudini

He'll probably go somewhere else instead and make some BS excuses


Groundbreaking_War52

It drives Donnie nuts that when he's around Barron speaks Slovenian with Melania and her parents. His absentee ass was too busy chasing porn stars to actually be a decent father.


TexMurphyPHD

I feel bad for all of those kids. Their graduation will now be a circus.


SorryNSorry

The judge just fucked up graduation for a lot of kids. lol


jbertrand_sr

I'm sure he'll come up with some campaign event he just can't miss. And I'm also sure Barron and Melania will be much happier if he doesn't show up to ruin their day with his nonstop whining and farting...


PhoneGroundbreaking2

Poor kid


MercilessPinkbelly

And everyone there will be looking at Trump and thinking he's a rapist piece of shit.


Holiday_Horse3100

Feel sorry for the other kids graduating-trump will make it all about him


wkomorow

The judge should send a minder (bailiff) to make sure Trump and his family spend the entire day together. If the judge gave Trump the day off to attend the graduation and Trump does something else, would that be contempt of court?


v9Pv

The traitor will be a no show at his son’s graduation just like he was for all the rest of his kids’ graduations.


MyDadBod_2021

This is what I was thinking when I read the article. "Now he has to go..."


Tiny_Independent2552

Well good, now we can all watch and see if he goes to the graduation, or has something better to do like he did with all of his other kids.


84OrcButtholes

He'll tweet through most of it, fall asleep and fart. Guaranteed.


remarkablewhitebored

I can guarantee you that no one hates this as much as Barron does...


biggybakes

Let's go, ~~Brandon~~, ~~Brennan~~, Barron!


STLItalian

Placing bets he actually goes. My guess he’ll turn up at a campaign rally instead 😂 or the golf course


MisterPiggins

Eh, he doesn't really have to go anyway. I wouldn't be surprised if he went golfing anyway. His moron fans will applaud it.


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Matticus1975

Let’s Go Barron


Mynameisinuse

He will try to violate the gag order to get jailed just so he won't have to go.


Ghostlyshado

Isn’t it nice the judge gave him the day off? I wonder if he was just a regular, middle class or poor, defendant if he would have been allowed to go?


GMane2G

Are you there, dad? It’s me, Tiffany.


gaberax

I hope the paparazzi get photos of Trump at Barron's graduation. Hope he can stay awake.


PirateSometimes

He'll ask to move the graduation ceremony to his golf course


KnowMatter

10$ says he doesn’t go.


4quatloos

I think Grump is arrogant enough to not go to the graduation.


selkiesidhe

If that shitty old fart doesn't attend whatshisname's graduation, he should immediately be held in contempt and get jail time. The judge isn't giving you "free time", you greasy stain...


Spacefreak

I should point out that the judge was ALWAYS going to let Trump go to his son's graduation. Trump's lawyers were trying to POSTPONE THE START of the trial by claiming it would interfere with his son's graduation, but the judge said no, they just won't have court that particular day so that Trump could go, and then they'd come back and continue the trial. They spun the story for the public (read: Trump's cult) to try and pressure the courts into delaying the trial rather than just skipping the day which is what Trump and his team want so they can try and keep pushing the press/ judgements, and sentencing to after the election in November because if he wins, he can basically get off scot-free.


ConOregon

Bet he won’t go


Roskal

They can't deny him even the smallest thing, he gets or will get literally every single thing he asks for, so insane.


Scrabble_4

So proud to have his loud, aggressive, diaper wearing, child raping asshole dad to be there? I’m betting Barron is afraid of that prick.


CookbooksRUs

Poor Barron. His graduation day turned into a Trump rally.


SwingNinja

Aren't graduation ceremonies usually on weekends?


Normal-Condition-734

This is punishment for anyone sitting in farting distance of Trump.


ronerychiver

The judge should have granted the request but required that he take a picture standing RIGHT NEXT to his 6’7” graduate son as proof that he attended.


yalogin

Ffs, he didn’t even know there was a graduation or that he has a son at that age till a couple of weeks ago. Now he has to find out when that is and actually go? That school is starting to shit bricks, assuming they are a normal school. Of course this family chose it, so it’s probably some school that sucks up to them, more than likely


Flat_Suggestion7545

I thought he was free to go wherever on weekends? Aren’t most graduations on weekends? Also, is he actually obligated to go? Would he face penalties if he doesn’t?


Tiredofthemisinfo

Ugh those poor kids imagine the security hassle now and then he won’t show or he will grand stand