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strolpol

It’s not the suicides that worry me, it’s the mass shooters and family annihilators


Wurm42

Truth. I live in DC, they're already planning to have barbed wire fences and National Guard troops protecting key sites from Election Day through Inauguration Day. It's gonna be grim.


thebinarysystem10

The last inauguration, they went ahead and lowered the constitution into its vault


Dik_Likin_Good

*Nick Cage enters the chat*


HiiiTriiibe

![gif](giphy|i6BsWXxUSHp7amMJS3|downsized)


Afrokrause

I had a rough day and had never seen this gif before. It made me absolutely crack up for a minute. Thank you.


faroutoutdoors

hope tomorrow is better dude!


hgielatan

same, that's the first genuine burst of laughter i've had in a minute


tymp-anistam

This is why I love reddit. I don't use Facebook anymore because I know the people there, and rarely have interactions like this.. having a stranger brighten your day on a common topic is so much more powerful than being shunned by your peers on a general basis..


Libby_Sparx

oof the realness of this...


100yearsLurkerRick

The national treasure.


Saerkal

Yikes. Heading near there for college in the fall. I’ll be avoiding DC.


Wurm42

Don't get me wrong-- DC is normally a nice city, especially for college students. But May 2020 through Inauguration Day 2021 was *crazy*, and people here are worried about that shit happening again, especially January 6th. So they're gonna be prepared this time. So when you get here in the fall, enjoy the city. But if there's any tourist stuff you want to do near the White House or Capitol Hill, do it before November or plan to wait until spring.


Saerkal

Certainly. It’s a lot of fun. But always good to be safe! You never know what could go down. It almost feels worse than 2020, but I wasn’t as informed then as I am now. Maybe some bias there.


Pale-Conference-174

It's nicer in the spring anyways.


Writer10

I work 2 blocks from the White House and was wondering about this. Not looking forward to November 6.


Notgreygoddess

Keep in mind, no matter who wins, President Joe Biden will be in charge for the transfer of power. He will decide about security, National Guard etc. The only reason January 6 nonsense happened was because the then President couldn’t accept the will of the people. He’s literally the only US President to mess this up. I do hope people in the US keep this in mind when they vote. Voting for the leader of the January 6th insurrectionist, might be the last time US citizens have a democratic election.


MinisterOfTruth99

"the only US President to *mess this up.*" The fake electors scheme was an attempted coup. Can't believe it is 4 years later and no one is in prison for that yet.


Wurm42

I expect the federal government will be on maximum telework that week.


Writer10

Hopefully the private sector is, too.


SaysShowUsYourDick

Shit. And any sleepers that delay that reaction for years to come. Worrisome shit, for sure


Rough_Homework6913

I’m not even in America and I’m genuinely worried for you guys. Because there’s like no way this next election is going to end well. The last time he lost, he tried to overthrow the fucking government. What’s gonna happen if he loses again? What’s gonna happen if he wins? There’s no way this ends well.


SaysShowUsYourDick

![gif](giphy|eXQWY1hM8VR2GnVr83|downsized)


mjw217

I’d still say that we’re at less risk if he loses.


Rough_Homework6913

Long term, definitely. I worry for the short term reaction. Last time the Trumpers were actively trying to catch people to lynch. It’s very Canadian of me, but I would really rather just everybody get along.


Lykos767

I was just arguing with a dude who threatened to find me "on the field of battle" in the war he's convinced will happen if Trump loses. You can't just get along with people who are being told day after day, by people they trust, that anyone who disagrees with them is part of an evil conspiracy to destroy their lives and families or somehow brainwashed by drugs and socialism. I know it has to be a spectrum, but the more I hear talk like that the greater the percentage of people who could see me as a direct threat to their lives. And I find that incredibly scary for our political process because there's no compromising or civil discussions with someone who views you and your political views as a real physical threat.


Rough_Homework6913

I don’t know any any of you are still there. I would’ve been gone by this point.


mrw1986

I would have left a long time ago, but it's a no-go from my wife and I won't leave her or my children. I did tell her if shit gets crazy we are leaving and it's non-negotiable.


Hesitation-Marx

A lot of us can’t. My husband could just as easily telecommute from overseas as from here - but getting his cancer treatments in countries that aren’t going to be arid Mad Max sets or fascist hellscapes or both, **we-ell**…. Plus son is an adult and engaged, and trans - I wouldn’t leave him behind.


SabreCorp

I have two neighbors I’ve already told my extended family about just in case we end up murdered in our suburban northern VA neighborhood. I was very vocal about my distaste for Moms for Liberty (I don’t agree with book banning and putting Christianity in public schools) and I want everyone to have healthcare. But unfortunately these two things put me on the radar of the alt-right moms group in my neighborhood. They are actually a terrifying group of people, and it won’t surprise me if Trump asks his followers to unalive all the liberals we will be targeted. Just absolutely insane, but we aren’t dealing with rational people.


Soft-Measurement-123

I have multiple family members who have threatened to kill me or wish me dead for not supporting him. One of them is my cousin who was raised with me after her parents died. We were in the same crib, literally, but she's so fucking far gone now that I have told my wife and girls that if they ever see her on our street, run for their lives. I miss the old her and the beautiful times we had, but she's a literal life-and-death threat. I will never forgive MAGA for the families they destroyed.


Rough_Homework6913

That’s what I’m talking about. Like the Trump supporters literally just in a cult now. We’ve seen the crazy shit that Cults can get up to.


MissGruntled

We can’t even get along in Canada—hello, “Freedom Convoy”😭


dragonfliesloveme

Short term reaction should not be feared. It just gives them more power, the last thing they need. Don’t bow down to people like this. With Biden in office, if trump loses, the National Guard will be out doing their jobs instead of told to stand down like trump told them to on Jan 6


mjw217

Then I must be a Canadian at heart. Fortunately, I live on the outskirts of a blue city; but those idiots are everywhere. I don’t think I’ll exhale until sometime next year.


Ok_Ninja_2697

It’s like parenting they’re going to throw their hissy fits don’t give in


RedRider1138

You’re not wrong, but this time the orange guy isn’t the commander in chief of America’s military 👍


Rough_Homework6913

Somehow, I don’t think any of that’s gonna make any difference to the crazy Trump supporters


subcow

On January 6th, Trump intentionally made sure there wasn't defense at the Capital, and they still didn't get shit done. Meal Team 6 isn't going to do jack shit against a President actually trying to stop them.


politicalthinking

Couple of things. You want to rally in DC you need a permit. No permit issued, no rally. Say they decide on a date, time and place to meet up without a permit. On Jan 6 thousands of MAGAs went up against 150 cops. This next Jan 6 it will be the National Guard and it won't be the same ratio. If they fire on the Guardsmen they will have return fire that will dissuade them very quickly.


BinkyFlargle

There are very few situations that can be improved by giving donald trump access to a nuclear arsenal. No, not even hurrican season.


thefroggyfiend

not punishing politicians responsible for egging on and encouraging the insurrection was the mortal wound that is going to slowly bleed out America, because all it taught them was they won't be punished for failing


Rough_Homework6913

Exactly.


Haunting-Range5812

It's ok, because this time Trump isn't the president. If any of his followers try the same thing they did on January 6th, Joe will deploy the National Guard to take care of them.


Zoidbergslicense

The craziest part is we’re giving him another chance at overthrow, 4 years later…. You got an vacant ADU by chance?


Hairy_Visual_5073

My adult child left the USA and I asked if he and his partner would come visit for Christmas. They said the risk of violence (after the election especially) is too great especially with her being from a country MAGA hates. I understand especially with the level of racism and hate crimes here. My teen's math teacher said he's never seen this level of racism at school as this year. He has a desk drawer where he keeps confiscated swastikas. My teen is considering leaving the USA too and I can't blame them.


Federal_Sympathy4667

That is scary tbh, the fact swastikas are circulating at that age group is a huge warning sign. Hell never understoid why the US never banned nazi items or the use/display of them like most european countries have. They symbolize nothing but hate and destruction.


StakeMatron

I haven't felt safe putting up pride flag to be honest.


Exciting-Protection2

Or a Biden sign. I live in Phoenix where there are quite a few Qultists with guns ready to start killing liberals if trump wins. Or loses.


cheezeyballz

Or being a woman 😔


PolkaDotDancer

I’ll be honest I have second amendment upped since 2016. I live in AK and the MAGA idiots think they are more ‘manly’ here. They openly pack to show how small their penises are.


LMurch13

Here in FLA, they just jack the truck up 5 inches for every inch they lack. Lots of tall trucks around here.


Brave-Ad6744

My Biden lawns signs were stolen. I’m not bothering with signs or bumper stickers this time.


After_Preference_885

I got fired for having an Obama bumper sticker It's these little acts of terrorism they want us all to feel, so we stop talking about our candidates successes and organizing for continued progress


CrittyJJones

Who did that? That can’t be legal.


Dramatic_Explosion

There's illegal and then provable. All but 1 state can fire you for no reason as long as you can't prove it was a protected discrimination (religion, age, gender, etc). But MAGA people are literally unhinged dipshits. Like a bad dog, they need to be put down. But also like a dog, you don't know to put it down until it bites. Best to not make yourself a target for getting bitten.


1-cupcake-at-a-time

Nope, us either. I live in a very blue state, but even so, I’m not drawing any attention to us. Let’s just crush these fuckers at the ballot box and keep ourselves and neighbors safe in the fallout. I’m not advertising where they can take out their frustrations.


Everyusernametaken1

My Biden sign went up this weekend. But I live in CT ... the Constitution State.


TwitchTheMeow

I'm laying low in Phoenix also. With Kari lake and Andy Biggs and their violent, hateful rhetoric I'm genuinely concerned


MyNameIsNot_Molly

Same. We live in the East Valley and are surrounded by "Patriots". I can stand on my porch and see at least 4 Trump flags. During 2020, some asshole literally painted a 20' Trump flag on his block wall. I was too scared of vandalism to post a Biden sign


SomeRandom928Person

West Valley here. I live almost right next door to old people hell (Sun City) and I'll tell you that the Trump signs that were everywhere in '16 and a lot of places in '20 are almost all gone now. Two of my neighbors who were big MAGA guys in '20 now have both told me they're not sure if they'll vote this year. I don't believe 'em, but the doubt in both their voices is nice to hear. I honestly don't think that AZ is gonna be nearly as close for Biden this year, and Kari Lake being on the ticket is cancer for the GOP. I can't wait to vote for Gallegos. I hope she debates him, I really do. She's a coward though, like all MAGA are, so I know she won't.


Sweetbeans2001

I live in Louisiana. I’ve never seen a Biden sign, at least not one his campaign would have anything to do with.


LMurch13

I don't know why people bother with yard signs, anyways. I've never driven by a hosue with signs and thought, "That's who I will vote for." Seems like an unnecessary way to draw attention.


1984isAMidlifeCrisis

Meanwhile, some asshat near me is flying this shit https://preview.redd.it/huo0azmyfm5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b1b217911af33a56e71323dd93b67487b787e9b


dandet

You live near Alito?


1984isAMidlifeCrisis

Nope, sadly that's a horse farm in a very multiracial and liberally minded small New England city.


siderealsystem

It would be so funny if you went over in the middle of the night and put it right side up and never said anything, but I'd be too worried about cameras to actually do it.


BuddysMuddyFeet

I’d be worried about bullet holes.


Hairy_Visual_5073

Took my stickers off my car after 2 hit and runs


[deleted]

Yeah these are not the “poison ourselves quietly in Guyana” kind of people. They really want to inflict their pain on other people.


GRW42

Neither was Jonestown. Most people were forced into dying. It was a mass homicide, not suicide.


bakerstirregular100

The people who get the mentality of “how many biden voters can I take with me”… chilling


lostbutnotgone

Gotta say, as a visibly queer person, I'm very uncomfortable right now.


Maleficent_Mouse_930

This. 25% of the US population offing themselves after Biden wins is just a flat win for the planet.


bb_kelly77

Yeah I'm prolly gonna isolate in my house in November (maybe for the first half of December just to be safe)


humptydumpty369

He has just put the idea in their heads that dying for him is the right choice. Us or them. The next step after assuring they're willing to die is to incite them to violence. I fear that's the GOPs plan for this fall.


ginger_forest_witch

Yup it’s the innocent victims I’m concerned about.


Designer-Contract852

Like lemmings over a cliff.....


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

![gif](giphy|OHMkK8zl9fvSU)


redthump

So all I gotta do is dig a big hole? I'm in!


ElminstersBedpan

https://preview.redd.it/a5p9g21p0n5d1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf8bba503b90b953c4bb7efc257990e3e0c6aaad


PurpleSailor

Ugh! One of the most disturbing cartoons I've ever read. Gives me chills when I think about it.


ElminstersBedpan

I tend to make the younger technicians cringe at work because I'll reference this meme any time I have to crawl into the tail of an airplane.


savageliltictac

What is it called?


PurpleSailor

The work is called The Enigma of Amigara Fault, written by famed Japanese horror manga writer Junji Ito.


youdontknowme80

Outer Range


falcon_driver

Yes! Though that's a old wives' tale spread by the Disney animal snuff film "White Wilderness".


slowpoke2018

Yet he'd never jump/drink the koolaid


HungLikeaKenDoll

Naw, he is going to lost in November and then flee to Russia before he can get convicted more. Calling it now.


NoMoreBeGrieved

I want to see him in Russia, at Putin’s mercy, all his wealth seized and enjoying the view out of a very high window.


redthump

Russia wouldn't take him. He'll be of negative strategic value. Putin: "You want your ex president back?! You need to agree t..." US: "Nah. We're good. Send the Bone Spur Commando to fight for you in Ukraine."


Technical-Secret-436

I envy your optimism


bb_kelly77

Jim Jones didn't drink the koolaid, he did kill himself tho.... he shot himself in the head instead


[deleted]

Flavor Aid. Jimmy didn’t even spring for the name brand shit.


Idrisdancer

He would charge them for the Koolaid and they would gladly pay him for it


EyeSuspicious777

But Trump would be too cheap to put enough poison in it.


GoofyGoober0064

Just like Jim Jones. All poison. Not enough pain killers


not_productive1

![gif](giphy|geEvRnbQqLYsb5WOr8|downsized)


Improving_Myself_

Man been a while since I've seen the whole thing. Perfect. Absolutely perfect.


El-Justiciero

omg it’s perfect


TrampyMcTrampTramp

What did you search to get this gif?? I need to use it lol it’s perfect


DrHarryWeenerstein

Kombucha girl


TrampyMcTrampTramp

Thanks Weenerstein! You’re a doll 🌟


GaylrdFocker

I wish I could give you an award for this. 🏅 close as I've got


Ok-Conference-7648

But not in a cult 🙄


LiveDieRepeal

I once told a dude he was in the cult and he rolled his eyes at me and went, you guys let trump live rent free in your head, you’re the ones in a cult. And I was like, do you not even know what a cult is??


Rock_Creek_Snark

That's all they ever do, if you point out anything about them, nope - YOU'RE the real \[whatever you pointed out\].


LiveDieRepeal

The messed up part was that he had a cutout of trumps head on his truck’s backseat window, the lack of self awareness was painful. I couldn’t fathom how I was the one who let trump live rent free in the exchange.


ogpuffalugus420

KKKult


Think_fast_no_faster

His followers are entirely comprised of cowards, cowards don’t do that, they just talk about it


danielstover

They will hurt others, though


Thowitawaydave

Yup. They had no problem attacking police officers on J6, even as I'm sure some of them had back the blue t-shirts.


tsengmao

According to Megyn Kelly no one got hurt that day. And there were no cops even there


IwillBeDamned

damn that's a name i forgot about. good riddance to her.


Ridicule_us

Most people are just too cowardly to go *first.* Inertia is really the only force preventing them from taking violent action imo. But I think there are plenty of possible catalysts that could change that in the upcoming months, and the cowards you speak of might not be so still at that point. Cowardice and violent action are not mutually exclusive.


Competitive_Bottle71

The majority are, but there’s enough that are so cowardly they can’t do it on their own but are willing try to take a bunch of people with them that are concerning, they are the ones to be worried about. 


EyeSuspicious777

They fantasize about killing people but are too afraid to get shot themselves to ever muster up a militia capable of starting their civil war.


Technical-Secret-436

Maybe Trump will convince his followers to leave the country also


SKI326

I’ll contribute to the cause. 😏 Edit: they’ll need gfm for plane tickets to Russia.


Technical-Secret-436

Just get a big boat, maybe it'll titanic on the way over


PolkaDotDancer

I’m in.


AndISoundLikeThis

Spirit Airlines doesn't fly overseas


TitansboyTC27

Damn if only Trump had his own airline 😏


[deleted]

Russian army is always hiring.


Technical-Secret-436

Is there a position for armchair warriors? Cuz that's all they'll get


annuidhir

Hey, human fodder is human fodder. I don't think they're that picky.


GreyPilgrim1973

Like these idiots [from Canada](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13116159/Canadian-family-russia-bank-frozen-apology-feenstra.html)


Technical-Secret-436

Talk about FAFO, they definitely found out


ITguyBlake

Trumptown: coming soon to Guyana


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CalabreseAlsatian

Let’s sell tickets! Come get an autographed Trump diaper to wear and eat arsenic-laced hamberders to own the libs one last time.


[deleted]

Pluease. It’ll be rat poison in the covfefe for sure.


HungLikeaKenDoll

I had forgotten about Covfefe! ![gif](giphy|3o7btNwEjMDVdPTD3i|downsized)


FederationofPenguins

You know, I keep saying we’re going to have to figure out a way to integrate these asshats back into society because they exist, they’re not going to evaporate, and we can’t kill them. But if they kill themselves…


Alternative_Milk7409

![gif](giphy|l0HTZL6dTfAhCnx60)


PolkaDotDancer

One of my German friends said her parents were unrepentant Nazis to the end. They are not fixable.


fuck-fascism

https://preview.redd.it/2vxy0p3mpm5d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac510860a2f0625920c106ab6cf872481367abaf


DrafiMara

Let's be honest, he's not leading them into literally committing suicide, he's getting them used to the idea of laying down their life for their politics in anticipation of starting another coup.


Thowitawaydave

Throwing their lives away for a guy who wouldn't even piss on them if they were burning alive.


Lyrehctoo

Right? I literally, today, had the thought, that Captain Cheeto would not piss on any one of his supporters if they were on fire, but that, he would likely, gladly, be pissed on for campaign contributions or even an "attaboy" from a rando that asked semi-nicely.


This_Mongoose445

Or give them a drink of water when they’re suffering from heat stroke.


airquotesNotAtWork

He literally said “I don’t care about you I only want your votes”


MrKomiya

![gif](giphy|AAqUzS8UUiUlTBXIzH)


dynawesome

*Before* the election though


LokoLawless

Yeah they've already chosen to leave society so by all means finish the job and leave earth


ConsciousReason7709

Trump is the first person ever whose grave I would willingly piss on.


Rinzy2000

https://preview.redd.it/ufqruq8s0m5d1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50c0e49bce42835114cc4c887822f3e93848ff59


MarveltheMusical

Jackie Daytona 2028


Rinzy2000

Regular Human President


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

Jim the Vampire for VP


megjed

My MIL has been gearing up to piss on McConnells grave for years but he just keeps going


PolkaDotDancer

I will hold her hand. The trick is: wear a skirt and bring flowers.


PolkaDotDancer

Dunno. I offered to pee on my grandfather’s grave for my aunt, an incest survivor.


Equivalent_Rock_6530

What about Margaret Thatcher? Honestly, her, Reagan and Trump are a trifecta I'm willing to defile


Admiral_Andovar

Seriously. Someone should give Trump the idea of having his supporters name him as sole beneficiary in their wills and then doing a mass suicide. He’d do it in a heartbeat.


popeyegui

I mentioned this to a co-worker last week. I said that I bet at least 200,000 Americans have Trump as the beneficiary of their life insurance policies.


repooc21

Dude that would be fuckin awesome. That would teach the libs! Getting to heaven before them so they can keep them out! Make Heaven Great Again! /s Fucking knobs


Cardboard_dad

Build a wall around heaven! And make the liberals pay for it!


elliottace

How about suicide AND Biden?


Forsaken-Cheesecake2

Don’t be fooled. He knowingly tests the base with each new outlandish statement. It will continue to get worse closer to the election.


randomfucke

Nowww we're talking!


[deleted]

welp, this is gonna be the most depressing "I Told You So" I'm about to witness.


kingdazy

WWG1WGA, right?


Mental-Past-7450

![gif](giphy|jA8TT03Sj2pXO)


annuidhir

Where we go 1 we go all. It's one of their stupid chants from one of their little clubs. Like proud boys or oath keepers or whatever.


After_Preference_885

Mike Flynn is heavily involved in Q   https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/former-trump-adviser-michael-flynn-at-the-center-of-new-movement-based-on-conspiracies-and-christian-nationalism   "When Flynn was appointed to run the U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency in 2012, Waldron said he worked at the DIA’s clandestine service. Flynn was an intel expert. Waldron’s specialty was psychological operations, or PSYOPs – targeting foreign adversaries, as an Army field manual describes, “to influence their emotions, motives, objective reasoning, and ultimately, the behavior of foreign governments, organizations, groups, and individuals.” Now the two military veterans, along with at least two other retired and reserve officers, are engaged in a new mission, this time with a domestic target: They are central to the far-right effort to persuade Americans that the 2020 election was stolen from then-President Donald Trump."   https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-election-military/


mileheitcity

Oh good, does this mean after they drink the poisoned Flavor-Ade he’ll do us a favor and eat the end of a revolver?


FoldingLady

Please don't threaten me with a good time


JohnYCanuckEsq

I thought if he lost in 2020 we'd never hear from him again. That's what he promised


Moricai

I'm pretty sure we're gonna hear from him every day for the rest of his shit-stained life.


Rinzy2000

I am actually okay with this.


Puzzleheaded_Air7039

Ikr? Let the man cook.


ChaoticBallOfFur

They are going to need a lot of flavorade


Spiritual-Bear4495

Um. I'm a tad confused. Is Trump saying that suicide is an option if Biden wins? I'm strangely OK with this.


Zansibart

He's trying to rile up the extremists. He can't just say "When I lose I want you to take a gun and go shoot liberals until you die as revenge" so he just vaguely implies "suicide" as a way to say "lay down your lives".


AngrySmapdi

That would suggest they are a cult, am I right?


Local_Sugar8108

FFS we'll now see bottles of Cheeto Jesus branded Kool Ade (actually Flavor Ade) being sold at the Nazi rallies to the cult members.


Magnanimoe

Finally a Republican plan to save social security I can support.


ilovepi314159265

Anyone have a link to the video?


WaitingForNormal

PleaseX please, please, please…


ReddditSarge

More projection. If convicted felon Trump wins he will get us all killed.


thissomeotherplace

Trump's really going for the full 1945 experience Doubt Melania will go out like Eva tho


HungLikeaKenDoll

Not a single person at that rally has the courage of their convictions.


richNTDO

If the Trumpster really believed this he'd top himself. Show us you're committed to the cause, Donald!


timetravel50

Oooh.. wait .. nooo.. well I tried


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bassmedic

The only difference between Trump and Jim Jones is that Trump will charge them for the Kool-Aid.


smol_boi2004

Do it and the collective IQ of our country is gonna soar to new heights


zondo33

republicans are terrorists. they just want to install fear in you. just keep moving forward. Im not afraid. there are more Americans than terrorist republicans. Vote blue.


iamthedayman21

Wait, you're saying Biden could win AND his followers might off themselves?


jujioux

Homeland Security needs to start looking at these people as potential terrorists.


inquisitivepanda

I would love to hear a single way that any of these people’s lives are so much worse under Biden that suicide would be the only viable alternative.


the_trout

i don't need to hear anything. let them go. I'm already mourning the family i used to have.


jcraig87

God if they adopted that the world would be much better off after his loss


blues983

I hate to break it to you, but Biden is already President. So... what are you waiting for?


This_Mongoose445

I can’t believe he said that, I mean he did, I watched the video but who would say that?!?