ugh. what a real piece of shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kennedy_(Louisiana_politician)
i love how the right says republicans are the 'party of the working class people' and dems support the elite and then elect fucks like that
>Kennedy's family have been political and economic elites in Louisiana since the 19th century. Kennedy's great-grandfather Leonidas Calhoun owned hundreds of acres of land in Catahoula and Concordia Parish, which employed sharecroppers. Kennedy inherited hundreds of acres of land in Catahoula when his mother died.[224]
> i love how the right says republicans are the 'party of the working class people' and dems support the elite and then elect fucks like that
That's because its the party of projection. Democrats are pedos? Nope, far more republican politicians get caught for those types of crimes than dems, and they also push to lower age of consent and keep child marriage laws. Democrats tried to steal the election? Nope, all the false votes were people voting for Trump, and...January 6th doesn't need to be explained. Dems are fascists? Nope...project 2025 though!
Whatever they accuse the left of doing is something they embrace wholeheartedly themselves.
The funny part is that he was originally a democrat. If you do some digging on YouTube, you can find the videos of when he had sense and was still a democrat. When he changed parties he switched his accent to that foghorn leghorn accent you hear from him now. It's all a show.
like how Yale and Harvard graduate George W. Bush did his whole down-to-earth, country boy, yeehaw performance, or when Rick Perry started wearing glasses to look more smarter, or mr. golden toilet Trump acting like he gives two fucks about his voting base and their issues, it's all just smoke and mirrors bullshit to appeal to rubes.
it's up there, in the same vein as [Cornelius Hawthorne](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/community-sitcom/images/7/7c/We_need_to_talk_boy.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20121213213428)
No comment on the dude, but as a farmer this comment annoys me in the extreme. No one employs sharecroppers. The sharecropper literally rents the land from the owner by paying with a share of the crop. That's what the word means, and I'm a share cropper today. It's a good system because when the harvest is smaller my rent is smaller and vice versa.
Well, I mean it's a form of employment. Reversing what happens, you farm the land and pay rent for it in the form of a percent of earnings(harvest), the rest you keep in lieu of monetary pay. It's a job the landowner needs done and which the landowner employs* the labour of sharecroppers to perform.
*employ- as in to make use of. Not to hire.
This was so much funnier than I expected! I originally lost it at the failed skipping stone, and then it just kept spiralling out more than I ever would have expected.
Im not from US so could someone please explain this ' I approve this message' that's always at the end of campaign ads? Its their ad, so I assumed that was the case anyway, but there's obviously some rule in place for its mandatory use?
Good question! The U.S. history of political advertisements, campaign financing, free speech, etc is very nuanced and leads to some unintuitive outcomes.
“I approve this message” is a regulation aimed at discouraging smear campaigns.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand_by_Your_Ad_provision
It always seems to be Dems who get better digs, all the Republican ones I see are always half-truths, cringy sucking up acting, name calling or shooting-things-with-gun. Boooooooring.
That's because Political Humor has both an element of Humor AND an element of Truth to it, but Conservative humor takes out the Truthful part to it and replaces with with a desire element.
Now things are not funny because they are true, they are funny because Conservatives WANT them to be true.
For the politicians actually running the ads, this is very untrue. Many conservative politicians are often incredibly intelligent and well-educated-- which is exactly how they know what plays well with their dipshit voter base. At least, the ones that need to be convinced or advertised to on television-- the ones that vote conservative out of sheer greed and imagined personal gain likely don't need an ad geared towards them in the first place.
It's mostly the younger conservatives that have started to trickle into Congress that are less intelligent-- the older ones know exactly what they're doing.
No objection to being less creative, though.
they also cant take critcism well because they always assume its a serious situation, its always defensive. thats why in "comedy" they are always punching down as opposed to doing both the opposite and this.
Because that’s all the repubs have as talking points. The only other thing is blaming the economy on Biden which can easily be fact checked if you’re not a Neanderthal
Nobody expects the republican position!
Our chief weapon is anger...anger and fear...fear and anger.... our two weapons are fear and anger...and ruthless in-efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, anger, and ruthless in-efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Dope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, anger.... I'll come in again
Some parts of PA do have a large Hispanic population. In Berks County which is right on the edge of the Philadelphia exurbs Hispanic/Latinos makes up about 20% of the population.
Granted a lot of them are Puerto Rican, but that doesn't matter to the racist bigots. To them anyone brown and Spanish speaking is an illegal that is taking their jobs. Nevermind that the jobs are gone because corporations closed the factories and moved them offshore.
thats why some people had a hard time seeing mr John as a democrat, he just come off as very disingenuous person, and he showed his true colors recently. acting like a blue-collar isnt exactly an attractive play to D voters.
Unlike Marjorie B6, I feel it's quite realistic that we see Lauren Gropebert be voted out this November. I say, good riddance, and may she live a long happy life looking after her grandchildren and jerking off her dates, though preferably not at the same time.
Had brought back memories of the 70's. Was invited to a cookout by some African American friends. I pulled out a lid and one of the guys there said "Dag, he's got a quarter pound!"
Mockery of her will get headlines from do-nothing journalists looking for clickbait views
Those clickbait views will generate eyeballs on Fox from haters and Fox News Grandpas alike
Chiron gets to say "FORMER US REPRESENTATIVE" every time she talks and, for once, NOT be lying
Absolutely desperate for attention and it's the only reason she's involved in politics at all
Under 60 and gives old billionaires chubs
12/10 hire for both parties, guaranteed if she does not get re-elected
Is there an Onlyfans for ugly horse-faced three-toed women with too-muscled shoulders who are unpleasant and dumb?
On second thought, I don’t want to know.
On third thought, sorry to all horses for the unintentional insult.
I don't see her on Fox News. Maybe Fox Nation, their "B" level network. I think she's "Real America's Voice" material at best though. She just has no communication skills.
Coloradoian here. She already did, it's a very wealthy and more educated red district on the east part of the state. She's trailer trash from Rifle CO. They hate her. It was a clown shoes IQ thing to do. She is cratering so hard it's fucking fantastic. She can go back to jerking off Ted Cruz with her clearly oncoming meth habit.
> more educated red district on the far east part of the state
Importantly, while it includes the Eastern Plains ("the far east part of the state"), the fact that the meat of the district is Douglas County ("more educated") in the south Denver area is massive. Florida-raised, failed-the-GED-multiple-times, public disgrace Boebert is in for a rude awakening if she thinks the aerospace engineers et al who make DougCo the wealthiest county in the state (and 7th-wealthiest in the country) are going to vote enough for her. I'm going to laugh my ass off in November if both the 3rd and 4th go blue and it's the difference needed for the Democrats to take back the House... though I suspect they're going to take the House anyway.
Ah, you know a little more about this than me. One of her recent rallies couldn't fill a McDonalds I read. I can't see the 4th going blue but 3rd I hope so. I motorcycle a LOT in the mtns and I hate when we go through Rifle for gas. Her stupid fake glasses wearing empty eyes photo pinup is ***evvvvvvery***where. She's not attractive. She's meth Florida trailer trash 7 hot. She's a Denver 3 with a terrible history hot.
> I can't see the 4th going blue but 3rd I hope so.
For what it's worth, she was down 14 points to a Democratic opponent in a 4th District poll just last month. It was an internal Democratic poll, but still. People who live near Denver metro think she's a giant joke.
Colorado isn't *conservative*.
It's libertarian.
If this guy can just get people to shit on Boebert he'll win.
They love to be contrary. I genuinely believe they legalized pot because they were told no. Not to be progressive.
Exactly. Many Colorado residents just want to be left alone. And the ones that don't, are really fucking loud and shit on something you tell them to do.
I've also heard libertarian described as an inside cat that thinks it can live outside.
¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Save your money for something else, she will like be voted out by another republican, not losing to a democrat, in the new district she carpetbagged, HOWEVER, the district she currently represents could absolutely go blue.
I’m in Co & put my vote in today. I sure as hell didn’t vote for her! Honestly I’m kind of terrified if she & Trump ran together and won! I would renounce my citizenship and move! I just don’t understand how or why these candidates even exist!!
Wasn’t this a successful strategy during the last midterm elections?
I agree that it’s not worth the risk though, especially for useless democrats trying to enrich themselves.
Least likely doesn't mean she'll lose. The 4th District is by far the reddest in the state, and even if the Douglas County republicans hate her, they aren't going to just hand it over to the Dems, especially if control of the House is on the line.
Fun fact, semen contains hypochlorite — bleach. So do some specific killing containers in your immune system.
Note well though — ingested or injected bleach is really bad for you no matter what a silly person said during Covid
“Taking her seat” in more ways than one.
I think it’s effective, because he looks like a normal dude doing a normal thing, which is just sitting there lol, as opposed to doing lewd sexual acts in public. Just sitting there draws a contrast to what we all know happened in that chair.
Hopefully he can take her seat in Washington, too.
There's nothing "low" about pointing out that your opponent is a classless hypocrite. I don't know what you think "When they go low, we go high" means, but it's not "Don't point out that our opponent gives handjob in public, while vulgarly screaming at security for escorting her out."
Are you familiar with the '16 campaign? They're critiquing Hillary Clinton's team not attacking Trump (especially personal attacks) because of fears they'd come off as sinking to his level.
Reminder to any Conservatives lurking here: you can vote Liberal on the ballot and no one would ever know. Do the right thing, you know that the current GOP is leading us down the road to destruction.
I'm a little embarrassed that I didn't check any of his policies out and just donated $25 based on the artistry of this alone, but c'mon. This is (chef's kiss).
Edit: Yeah, I like his positions.
I'm still curious hot the f MTG and LB got voted in at first at all? How the fuck did they managecthat? I gotta give props for their campaign managers.. that, as much as it caused a ton of bs etc in congress, is an achievment considering the material you worked with. Also kinda proves how dumb ppl are in general..
They were the loudest, most MAGArific voices in very red districts. The rode Trump’s coattails to victory and stayed because now they’re incumbents in very red districts.
Innuendo and suggestion is a powerful tool
Makes people feel in on the joke
Usually it’s used to avoid directly saying bad things like racism, etc
The twist here is it makes an appropriate message stronger
Come Tuesday I don’t think we’ll have to worry about Mrs beetlejuice because I do not think she will survive her primary. At least that’s my hope since she’s just pure trash
Democrats need to feel more comfortable sinking to the level republicans have been at for decades. Go for the jugular. Make fun of Trump’s appearance. Call him stupid. Call him ugly. We have a lot at stake.
This is because Political Humor has both a funny and a true part to it, while Conservative Humor takes away the truthful part and adds a wish filled part instead.
That's hilarious. I love politicians who get creative with their ads.
Can I interest you in some Gary chambers? https://youtu.be/Qj_FD25oREY?si=xCSArE5kt4hrIhwg
This is the one
Wow love him.
Hell yeah we do!
Wow, did he win? I hope he wins if it isn't over. This is the hero we need.
No this was 2 years ago. He got ROFLstomped by the “call a crackhead” guy
ugh. what a real piece of shit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kennedy_(Louisiana_politician) i love how the right says republicans are the 'party of the working class people' and dems support the elite and then elect fucks like that >Kennedy's family have been political and economic elites in Louisiana since the 19th century. Kennedy's great-grandfather Leonidas Calhoun owned hundreds of acres of land in Catahoula and Concordia Parish, which employed sharecroppers. Kennedy inherited hundreds of acres of land in Catahoula when his mother died.[224]
Leonidas Calhoun is exactly the kind of name I would expect for a bad guy out of a southern noir detective fiction novel
He probably sounded like foghorn leghorn too
Ah say, ah say, hwhere mah niggas at
> i love how the right says republicans are the 'party of the working class people' and dems support the elite and then elect fucks like that That's because its the party of projection. Democrats are pedos? Nope, far more republican politicians get caught for those types of crimes than dems, and they also push to lower age of consent and keep child marriage laws. Democrats tried to steal the election? Nope, all the false votes were people voting for Trump, and...January 6th doesn't need to be explained. Dems are fascists? Nope...project 2025 though! Whatever they accuse the left of doing is something they embrace wholeheartedly themselves.
They normalize it so when they do it, they can say they’re just playing politics.
Everybody loves to root for the underdog /s
The funny part is that he was originally a democrat. If you do some digging on YouTube, you can find the videos of when he had sense and was still a democrat. When he changed parties he switched his accent to that foghorn leghorn accent you hear from him now. It's all a show.
like how Yale and Harvard graduate George W. Bush did his whole down-to-earth, country boy, yeehaw performance, or when Rick Perry started wearing glasses to look more smarter, or mr. golden toilet Trump acting like he gives two fucks about his voting base and their issues, it's all just smoke and mirrors bullshit to appeal to rubes.
Or unconvicted felon Rick (tater) Scott wears his Navy cap
Leonidas fucking Calhoun can you have a more rich villain sounding name Jesus fuckin christ
it's up there, in the same vein as [Cornelius Hawthorne](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/community-sitcom/images/7/7c/We_need_to_talk_boy.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20121213213428)
No comment on the dude, but as a farmer this comment annoys me in the extreme. No one employs sharecroppers. The sharecropper literally rents the land from the owner by paying with a share of the crop. That's what the word means, and I'm a share cropper today. It's a good system because when the harvest is smaller my rent is smaller and vice versa.
you should tell Wiki to change it
Well, I mean it's a form of employment. Reversing what happens, you farm the land and pay rent for it in the form of a percent of earnings(harvest), the rest you keep in lieu of monetary pay. It's a job the landowner needs done and which the landowner employs* the labour of sharecroppers to perform. *employ- as in to make use of. Not to hire.
Ugghh. Never saw that. Unironically I think if we could call a horde of "crackheads" and send them to that guys house we could get a lot of shit done.
*cries in Cajun*
I actually donated money to him after this ad. Aside from the occasional merch, I rarely donate to political campaigns.
Years later I still try and get people to watch this. Dwight David Honeycutt for Conway School Board https://youtu.be/lMRWNNBYAc8?si=EhvmVm8GtMMUKw9J
This was so much funnier than I expected! I originally lost it at the failed skipping stone, and then it just kept spiralling out more than I ever would have expected.
The whole "Hell, I'm not perfect" section. 
That's amazing. What's the reaction locally to this?
Direct and straight to the tangible point. Brilliant.
Its a shame he didnt win or run again.
Til!
Im not from US so could someone please explain this ' I approve this message' that's always at the end of campaign ads? Its their ad, so I assumed that was the case anyway, but there's obviously some rule in place for its mandatory use?
Good question! The U.S. history of political advertisements, campaign financing, free speech, etc is very nuanced and leads to some unintuitive outcomes. “I approve this message” is a regulation aimed at discouraging smear campaigns. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand_by_Your_Ad_provision
It always seems to be Dems who get better digs, all the Republican ones I see are always half-truths, cringy sucking up acting, name calling or shooting-things-with-gun. Boooooooring.
That's because Political Humor has both an element of Humor AND an element of Truth to it, but Conservative humor takes out the Truthful part to it and replaces with with a desire element. Now things are not funny because they are true, they are funny because Conservatives WANT them to be true.
Its because conservatives tend to be less intelligent and much less creative than normal people
I approve this message 👍
For the politicians actually running the ads, this is very untrue. Many conservative politicians are often incredibly intelligent and well-educated-- which is exactly how they know what plays well with their dipshit voter base. At least, the ones that need to be convinced or advertised to on television-- the ones that vote conservative out of sheer greed and imagined personal gain likely don't need an ad geared towards them in the first place. It's mostly the younger conservatives that have started to trickle into Congress that are less intelligent-- the older ones know exactly what they're doing. No objection to being less creative, though.
they also cant take critcism well because they always assume its a serious situation, its always defensive. thats why in "comedy" they are always punching down as opposed to doing both the opposite and this.
Meanwhile in PA the only political ads I see is fear mongering and “oooooo look at the scary Mexican”
Which is weird because Pennsylvania is nowhere near the southern border...
Because that’s all the repubs have as talking points. The only other thing is blaming the economy on Biden which can easily be fact checked if you’re not a Neanderthal
Nobody expects the republican position! Our chief weapon is anger...anger and fear...fear and anger.... our two weapons are fear and anger...and ruthless in-efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, anger, and ruthless in-efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Dope.... Our four...no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, anger.... I'll come in again
If The Jerk was a GOPer. "And my remote, that's all I need..."
Some parts of PA do have a large Hispanic population. In Berks County which is right on the edge of the Philadelphia exurbs Hispanic/Latinos makes up about 20% of the population. Granted a lot of them are Puerto Rican, but that doesn't matter to the racist bigots. To them anyone brown and Spanish speaking is an illegal that is taking their jobs. Nevermind that the jobs are gone because corporations closed the factories and moved them offshore.
thats why some people had a hard time seeing mr John as a democrat, he just come off as very disingenuous person, and he showed his true colors recently. acting like a blue-collar isnt exactly an attractive play to D voters.
The coldest ad I've ever seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1W7lx6IsnY
Damn
Damn.
I really wish Brill had won. Gosar is still in congress and I don't know if his seat could flip.
Having a sense of humor is a very likable trait, and being likable is still one of the most important factors in winning an election
https://youtu.be/8-lrXWrYAvM?si=dXJlLlqy9RbX0RDX
https://youtu.be/79ITSchwNKg?si=Lawcc82b2GU9TJgL
A crackhead won't shoot my dog or someones disabled son. Just saying. ACAB.
Yes, but he should really have laid down a plastic tarp before sitting on those seats.
It's getting older but [Jason Kander's background checks ad](https://youtu.be/9_S5s16Y1OA) is still an all-timer for me.
Unlike Marjorie B6, I feel it's quite realistic that we see Lauren Gropebert be voted out this November. I say, good riddance, and may she live a long happy life looking after her grandchildren and jerking off her dates, though preferably not at the same time.
She’ll be on Fox so fast it will make your head spin
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Angry upvote to all you clever fucks just now lol
Ha, fair play. Tbh, she doesn’t make it hard (as in difficult) to take the piss.
Okay, but what if that’s your kink?
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Had brought back memories of the 70's. Was invited to a cookout by some African American friends. I pulled out a lid and one of the guys there said "Dag, he's got a quarter pound!"
50 cent will be the first sub guaranteed.
OnlyFox.
It’d be a short stint. She can barely read the teleprompter. She’ll get a cushy do-nothing job with the NRA and disappear for a while.
Mockery of her will get headlines from do-nothing journalists looking for clickbait views Those clickbait views will generate eyeballs on Fox from haters and Fox News Grandpas alike Chiron gets to say "FORMER US REPRESENTATIVE" every time she talks and, for once, NOT be lying Absolutely desperate for attention and it's the only reason she's involved in politics at all Under 60 and gives old billionaires chubs 12/10 hire for both parties, guaranteed if she does not get re-elected
She isn’t nearly polished enough for a Fox gig,she’s uneducated and only knows words with 2-3 syllables.Onlyfans would be a much better fit for her.
Is there an Onlyfans for ugly horse-faced three-toed women with too-muscled shoulders who are unpleasant and dumb? On second thought, I don’t want to know. On third thought, sorry to all horses for the unintentional insult.
They're over on BleachBlondeBadBuiltButch Bod
I mean.... I'm not gonna pay for it, but I'll run over to bing to peep some leaks.
Nah, they only hire blonds
They might take her as a diversity hire
DEI?
Don’t you dare talk about my communism as they critical race theory your DEI about your defunding the police, you fascist!
Yes, but she also gives out hand jobs and let’s people fondle her, so she’s got that going for herself.
Hmm, true enough, but Fox assaulters prefer their victims not to be so into it
I don't see her on Fox News. Maybe Fox Nation, their "B" level network. I think she's "Real America's Voice" material at best though. She just has no communication skills.
And the media advisors at Fox will recommend she die her hair blonde.
She’s not even gonna go through to the general election
Isn't she still trying to change districts to one more likely to vote for her so she can stay?
Coloradoian here. She already did, it's a very wealthy and more educated red district on the east part of the state. She's trailer trash from Rifle CO. They hate her. It was a clown shoes IQ thing to do. She is cratering so hard it's fucking fantastic. She can go back to jerking off Ted Cruz with her clearly oncoming meth habit.
> more educated red district on the far east part of the state Importantly, while it includes the Eastern Plains ("the far east part of the state"), the fact that the meat of the district is Douglas County ("more educated") in the south Denver area is massive. Florida-raised, failed-the-GED-multiple-times, public disgrace Boebert is in for a rude awakening if she thinks the aerospace engineers et al who make DougCo the wealthiest county in the state (and 7th-wealthiest in the country) are going to vote enough for her. I'm going to laugh my ass off in November if both the 3rd and 4th go blue and it's the difference needed for the Democrats to take back the House... though I suspect they're going to take the House anyway.
Ah, you know a little more about this than me. One of her recent rallies couldn't fill a McDonalds I read. I can't see the 4th going blue but 3rd I hope so. I motorcycle a LOT in the mtns and I hate when we go through Rifle for gas. Her stupid fake glasses wearing empty eyes photo pinup is ***evvvvvvery***where. She's not attractive. She's meth Florida trailer trash 7 hot. She's a Denver 3 with a terrible history hot.
> I can't see the 4th going blue but 3rd I hope so. For what it's worth, she was down 14 points to a Democratic opponent in a 4th District poll just last month. It was an internal Democratic poll, but still. People who live near Denver metro think she's a giant joke.
She already did.
> Marjorie B6 I'm remembering this for future use.
I don't get it
B6 = Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body
Oooooh thanks
She is also likely the pipe-bomb planter on January 6th.
Colorado isn't *conservative*. It's libertarian. If this guy can just get people to shit on Boebert he'll win. They love to be contrary. I genuinely believe they legalized pot because they were told no. Not to be progressive.
Exactly. Many Colorado residents just want to be left alone. And the ones that don't, are really fucking loud and shit on something you tell them to do. I've also heard libertarian described as an inside cat that thinks it can live outside. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
B6... LOL I love it.
Where do I donate?
I think the boyfriend already did….
Save your money for something else, she will like be voted out by another republican, not losing to a democrat, in the new district she carpetbagged, HOWEVER, the district she currently represents could absolutely go blue.
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I’m in Co & put my vote in today. I sure as hell didn’t vote for her! Honestly I’m kind of terrified if she & Trump ran together and won! I would renounce my citizenship and move! I just don’t understand how or why these candidates even exist!!
Alternatively, if she’s the least likely to win, nominate her. It’s not like any of the others will use their House votes differently, anyways.
i feel like liberals didnt learn their lesson when they did this for Trump over Ted Cruz
Wasn’t this a successful strategy during the last midterm elections? I agree that it’s not worth the risk though, especially for useless democrats trying to enrich themselves.
I'm pretty sure the critical factor in those elections was a trump endorsement of the further right candidate.
Least likely doesn't mean she'll lose. The 4th District is by far the reddest in the state, and even if the Douglas County republicans hate her, they aren't going to just hand it over to the Dems, especially if control of the House is on the line.
Remember what happened in 2016?
Actually registered facist to vote her out.
I hope the chair was checked for STDs before the shoot.../s
Pretty sure they burned that whole row after she left. Just for the safety of the general public
I mean, it's not even stadium seating so they should
It's all good. Scotchgard and Chlorox are his main campaign sponsors.
Fun fact, semen contains hypochlorite — bleach. So do some specific killing containers in your immune system. Note well though — ingested or injected bleach is really bad for you no matter what a silly person said during Covid
So what you're saying is ingest semen or don't ingest it?
So basically you’re saying spit don’t swallow? /s
Honestly, STDs aren’t what make a person bad. Good people also have STDs. Don’t bring down STDs by looping them in with her.
Gotta hand it to him
“Taking her seat” in more ways than one. I think it’s effective, because he looks like a normal dude doing a normal thing, which is just sitting there lol, as opposed to doing lewd sexual acts in public. Just sitting there draws a contrast to what we all know happened in that chair. Hopefully he can take her seat in Washington, too.
This is great! It’s the anti-“WhEN tHeY Go LoW, we Go HIgH” nonsense, which has let so many thugs take power since 2016, that we need
"They punched us in the nose and then ate our lunch, which is good because now everyone knows we have the moral high ground."
" now everyone knows we are weakasses"
He's using the "when they go down, we point it out to everyone that they did that here in public".
When they go low, put it up for show.
When they go low, kick em in the face
There's nothing "low" about pointing out that your opponent is a classless hypocrite. I don't know what you think "When they go low, we go high" means, but it's not "Don't point out that our opponent gives handjob in public, while vulgarly screaming at security for escorting her out."
Are you familiar with the '16 campaign? They're critiquing Hillary Clinton's team not attacking Trump (especially personal attacks) because of fears they'd come off as sinking to his level.
Hope he washes his hands.
He should start attending her family’s various criminal cases, she damn sure isn’t going to show up.
He could use that as a launch pad to talk about his stance on using prison for rehabilitation instead of punishment. Not a bad idea!
I hope he scanned it with a UV light first.
I hope he shampooed it with industrial strength fabric cleaner.
Reminder to any Conservatives lurking here: you can vote Liberal on the ballot and no one would ever know. Do the right thing, you know that the current GOP is leading us down the road to destruction.
Hire a drag queen to play "BoebartJuice"
I donated. My tiny contribution probably won't make much difference, but it gives me a little hope.
I'm a little embarrassed that I didn't check any of his policies out and just donated $25 based on the artistry of this alone, but c'mon. This is (chef's kiss). Edit: Yeah, I like his positions.
Fucking genius.
Padora’s TikTok for anyone looking https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNLXhydL/
Wish this guys name would get out more…he needs to win
Isn't Boebert still fending off other Republicans in the GOP primary?
https://preview.redd.it/7g2148ivj58d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c58219308a2bddf695e463d7ab2e0431becae503
Pay attention! We’ve got ourselves a thinker! Hot damn! Hope he is the real deal. Smart, informed and does the work of the people of that state.
Perhaps CO has realized that being a bomb thrower and not actually doing anything for the people is not something you should vote for.
Isn’t the guy afraid he’ll stick to the seat?
God DAMN, I love it when bad people’s bad behavior gets cleverly used against them 🤣
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I hope he washed his hands.
Isn’t the guy afraid he’ll stick to the seat?
Is he in the same seat? Better wash his hands and clothes.
Have they cleaned the seats?
BAHAHAH
Everyday I wake up and I pray that I’ll never have to see her face again. Please win guy
That's really funny. I love it when lawmakers make their ads interesting.
Is this madlads?
Chefs kiss
Vote for this man.
Ye wow such powerful message
[Here's the full video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-lrXWrYAvM&t=3) via YouTube
I hope he disinfected it first
Well played, that’s a brutal takedown.
She made it too goddamned easy on them. She really did. And this is savage AS FUCK.
I'm still curious hot the f MTG and LB got voted in at first at all? How the fuck did they managecthat? I gotta give props for their campaign managers.. that, as much as it caused a ton of bs etc in congress, is an achievment considering the material you worked with. Also kinda proves how dumb ppl are in general..
They were the loudest, most MAGArific voices in very red districts. The rode Trump’s coattails to victory and stayed because now they’re incumbents in very red districts.
Boebert deserves a hardcore porn parody like “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin”.
Genius.
She didn’t even try to hide in the middle of the aisle? Lol
Trolling at its finest.
Innuendo and suggestion is a powerful tool Makes people feel in on the joke Usually it’s used to avoid directly saying bad things like racism, etc The twist here is it makes an appropriate message stronger
Come Tuesday I don’t think we’ll have to worry about Mrs beetlejuice because I do not think she will survive her primary. At least that’s my hope since she’s just pure trash
I really hope she loses her seat. I'm so tired of her. If Marge the caveman could as well that'd be ideal.
Beetlejuice Hands Boebart.*
Beetlejuice Hands Boebart.*
True this called smart marketing strategy 😂
Democrats need to feel more comfortable sinking to the level republicans have been at for decades. Go for the jugular. Make fun of Trump’s appearance. Call him stupid. Call him ugly. We have a lot at stake.
This is because Political Humor has both a funny and a true part to it, while Conservative Humor takes away the truthful part and adds a wish filled part instead.
I hope he's got an out take of him wiping it downfirst.
Chop chop
I will only vote for a candidate that is perverted like me
Love this.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
THIS is the way.
I hope he’s wearing double layers
They should get the bar owner that she went to the theater with to do an opposition ad... wasn't he supposedly a Democrat?
Which would be funnier: He’s sitting in her seat He’s sitting in the seat of the guy she gave a handy to
Everyone always forgets the 11th commandment: jerk off democrat cock during beetlejuice the musical
I hope they went with "Hi, I'm John Padora, and I have never masturbated in public. My opponent can't say the same."
and you can still see the stains,.
Top notch trolling
hes outsitting
Hope he hazmat level bleached himself and burned those clothes afterwards. Just, eww. Also, hilarious.
Lol. Did he sanitize it?
Creative! BUT didn't get the full pleasure of being handled by a pro?
I hope he had it cleaned 1st. Just to be safe.