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Rude_Acanthopterygii

He was successful.


scoutstorm

Hey may have even exceeded expectations, work ethic like that is hard to find


Gioker

Came here to say just this XD


AgentRock44

Also, that’s a can of RAID he was spraying 🤦‍♀️. Even if he didn’t burn his face off, he’s inhaling poison…


JayStar1213

Oh God it is. It's just neurotoxins, nbd


[deleted]

Quick google says its some sort of bug spray? Jesus.


[deleted]

It's no basic bug spray either, that's bug spray that will kill the whole lineage of whatever your killing. It's incredibly toxic.


The_Nest_

I had a roommate who sprayed raid inside to get rid of ants.


Low-Concentrate2162

Heard of people using bug spray as dope, wouldn’t surprise me if he’s been inhaling some, judging by how euphoric he was.


AgentRock44

I don’t know what’s worse: that fact that he was dumb enough to do this or the fact that other people were there not only letting him but encouraging him to do it. At least two people ready with their phones out 🤦‍♀️


binkleywtf

right? if you can’t talk him out of it or hide the hairspray, get a fire extinguisher and a pitcher of water. those are not his friends.


theunithasasoul

Hide the RAID you mean. Because that’s RAID he’s spraying. Spraying POISON. Sprayed on his FACE. I just can’t believe how dumb people are sometimes.


[deleted]

I was going to ask if the spray he was using was RAID, Just breathing in the chemicals can cause serious health/breathing issues, (I know this from personal experience), and lighting it on fire,, on ur beard attached to ur face, connected to his long hair(that he sprayed also) well now he's a clean-shaven man. I think folks really need to read the "Caution" on the backs of cans, they are usually in large bold print and in every language for that country, but if it didn't say "do not spray on face then light on fire" I guess he thought he was gtg


SuspiciousNoisySubs

It's just natural selection, folks. Really nothing to see here...


binkleywtf

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ??!


SlimTeezy

A fire extinguisher to the face would be worse than the raid. You'd want to have a very wet towel and a bucket of water to dunk his head in IF you couldn't convince him not to do this "stunt" at all


binkleywtf

oh no, i’d be the dumb friend who made it worse


Brainbreakfast2

Nah, real friends will tell you not to do it but if you don’t listen they let you learn the hard way


binkleywtf

that was definitely the hard way


Compendyum

> if you can’t talk him out of it or hide the hairspray It's not even hairspray, it's Raid... yeah.


_applemoose

One night me and my friends were very high and drunk and we were putting a vacuum cleaner on body parts and laughing about it. One friend put it on his tongue, another one on his nose, etc. When it was my turn I went like: “i’M gOnNa puT It oN mY eAR”. My friend, even though completely fucking plastered, instantly pulled it out of my hands and gave me the most disapproving look anyone has ever given me and tells me I’m a fucking idiot. 10 years later I still think about it occasionally and thank him in my head for his presence of mind while severely under the influence.


gothiclg

I have friends I couldn’t talk out of doing the dumb stuff. Sometimes you just record to prove they brought it on themselves then call someone


HumorExpensive

Yeah…. See there’s this thing called Reddit and the people on it,,,, well let’s just say they depend on everyone there doing there part to entertain them.


Davidgot96

Alan from 'The hangover' 😂


silverfang16

![gif](giphy|3wNFclizsNWGk)


grckalck

"How I got drunk and blinded myself!"


HumorExpensive

Cops: Who did this to you sir? Who would do such a foul thing? Fire Beard: It was some drunk asshole!


Silly_Mycologist3213

Can you imagine how bad that smelled? Looked like he was gonna take care of his nose hair too!


CybernetChristmasGuy

The eyebrows definitely came off.


Samula1985

So are we talking 3rd degree burns?


AgentRock44

I think we’re talking no face…


IlleaglSmile

And he succeeded! The human spirit can triumph over any adversary.


OliveJuiceUTwo

The adversary was his own face in this instance


SgtXD357

I’ll never understand why people do stuff like this. Well, Darwinism will weed em out


dicksmcgee420

Unless some trailer park near by had a bunch of women attracted to this


Howywowie

![gif](giphy|w3TEgjcn8nT3SQHw5F) My man


hazzmg

By the surrounding outdoor decor and the action I instantly guessed Australian. 2nd viewing with sound on confirmed initial hypothesis. Australians all let us rejoice


heybartbart

no matter how many times I see a video on here and think "well that's the stupidest thing I'll ever see," there's always another one along soon after!


mustard_pre_cum

Zach Galifigascan


Smultie

Zach Galafinoskin


fakehalo

Ryan Dunn replacement tryouts for me.


oinkpiggyoink

Lol also it looks like RAID bug spray so burns and poisoning. I’m sure breathing that in was no bueno.


Single-Coffee3591

What happened afterwards?


whyamionthispanel

Right? I mean, he may have died. I’m guessing 3rd degree burns, at least.


ghostsintherafters

"Tried" That man was successful


magic6435

Per George Carlin, that man is soon to be the most recognizable person in any room


davy89irox

r/intrusivethoughtswin


ant_pod

he doesnt have the face to shave anymore. very effective


malay4singh

He was just trying to shave without efforts


JFT8675309

TF is wrong with people?


Red_Raven_0007

That guy totally looks like Alan from Hangover Even same brain level


Dense_Neat7574

r/killthecameraman


shuknjive

There is is no try, I see success!


CloroxWipes1

Some people are too stupid to achieve old age.


CementShoulders

No no no, he didn't try, HE DID IT.


[deleted]

I love drugs and I don’t understand how this man made this decision


[deleted]

I can smell it from here. Eek!


Sempai6969

Always stopping the video at the best part


HuggableMuffin_2

Hi my name is John McJohnson and this is “Fire-Face!”


[deleted]

...a


Mahdi_GK793

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MiyaMoo

hey #hey that’s RAID


Regular_Housing5629

Women live longer because they don’t have beards


[deleted]

So what happened


Savage8285

This is a hypothesis but due to the fact it was all over his face he A)burned to death B)suffocated from the fire sucking up all the air and feeding him monoxide Or C) he died from the *RAID* (poisonous bug spray) he inhaled in large quantities, cause I heavily doubt he lived to make a mistake again


[deleted]

Nah just severe burns


Savage8285

Well good for him


HypothermiaDK

Think he succeeded


mandoman92

Tried?


HumorExpensive

The one time the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme music would have been appropriate and it’s nowhere to be found.


Atomicmooseofcheese

'Tried"


DJ-Doughboy

I think he succeeded in doing soo


AIcookies

How's the burn ward these days? Geez


DeathScum

I don’t remember the scene from the hangover


HumpaDaBear

That spray was on his face too. He went over and above just the beard.


RedditOrder66

I didn’t see this scene in Ghost Rider! Was it deleted?


PersoIn2manyFandoms

r/whatcouldgowrong


gotwire

https://reddit.com/u/redditspeedbot 0.2x


Keyboard_Fawks

Bruh my brain overheated asking “why”


MoeGunz6

r/Imghostrider


KippySmith

Yeah not sure what he expected setting his face on fire would feel like.


[deleted]

FLAME ON


cpd_007

r/crazyfuckingvideos


Liesthroughisteeth

Is there some sort of communist plot to leave viewers hanging on every fucking video posted to Reddit. Down voted for posting shit shorts.


EKEZADA

Man things have really gone downhill for Zach Galifianakis


alwayscamerahappy

Is...is he ok??


gabrielbabb

Some people have no commmon sense...


tucker_frump

And suxceeded.


that-69guy

Isn't that Allen from Hangover movies?


Benjicool69

The result of inbreeding for your viewing pleasure...


arjunawarner

Galifianakis is crazy!


KoRUpTeD_DEV

What the hell is alan from the hang over doing now 😆


Royal_Smoke94

When people wonder how Zack Galifianakis shaves…


Loose_Meat_Sandwich_

“I can smell you.” -Dug


Mikala4

Perfectly cut scream


ben_the_chonk

The Hangover 4


charlietangomike

When you get the news they couldn’t get funding for Hangover 4.


BloodShotNinja

Zach galifianakis hitting an all time low.


karimktd

Charles Darwin by fire lol


angry_gnome_

Bro, is that attempted suicide?


WhaleWithGingerAle

Endeavour


spaghetti-o_salad

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that alcohol was probably involved here. Possibly even drugs too. Just say no kids. Not once. ½/s


Happy-Idi-Amin

He literally didn't try.


nodeymcdev

There is no try. Only do.


throwninthefire666

Why Zack Galifinakis? Why?


[deleted]

The fuck? He inhaled raid then melted his face off ...why in the hell?!


[deleted]

Liquor is why


No_Orchid_788

Jesus should come down and take us out of our misery. Seriously!


S8tnDaFuckstick

"There is no try, only do or do not"


bloodphoenix90

I need an update. Anyone know?