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AtomicShart9000

Head to head combat


WolfCola4

Pow, right in the kisser


truffleboffin

Glasgow kiss


KiyuSanjin

A birthday telegram by Zidane.


roblox887

Snipin's a good job, mate!


alexdelargesse

Headbutt like a trebuchet!


RockingThe500

The superior siege weapon


poopellar

Turned his forehead into a fivehead.


ValjeanLucPicard

Pound for Pound. Dead.


KlossN

He's the pound for pound deadest man alive


pissclamato

I can dance all day! I can dance all day! Try and hit me! Try and-- WHAM! k that was pretty good. ow.


HonestAutismo

pure pwnage was great, if i recall the name correctly


NihilsitcTruth

Fps Doug and pure Pownage with the ownerer


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FUWS

No scoped him.


Disnttooold

Do you like his music? No……


Bruce_Arena_Jr

“Look at me”….get knocked the fuck out…….


DestituteDomino

To be fair, he did look at him so he got what he wanted.


New-Cow9841

He wanted to look reealllyy close


bingold49

If you listen closely, you can hear the bridge of his nose snapping


poopellar

Yeah nobody is crossing his nose now.


Bashwhufc

Ha that really got me, I've not heard that before


AtomicShart9000

Mmm sounds like satisfaction


Muffintime715

I didn’t have to listen closely, and I’m hard of hearing. That snapping sound made me lose my appetite.


usernamedenied

I don’t think you even have to listen closely


Thick_Duck

Head butting someone is mental but at least he aimed for the right spot Dudes a menace to this world


SimpleSurrup

It's really effective. There's a reason it's banned in combat sports.


freier_Trichter

He now can smell his breath


anon6433564004

Happened locally, guy that delivered the beautiful kiss is a policeman, and if I remember the story rightly, had run out of patience https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/04/police-officer-revealed-man-headbutted-commuter-packed-train-10864857/


Kudosnotkang

Interestingly not only was he confronting people randomly he was also , apparently, in possession of a knife


anon6433564004

Wasn't mentioned in news at the time, but wouldn't surprise me on a C2C train


Kudosnotkang

Says it in anons article too. Copper made the right call, not sure I like how well practiced his head Butts are … but will imagine the practice all came from well justified cases like this


anon6433564004

That's a bit scarier, having to use that line once a week the idea of being trapped with idiots talking aggressively and making a scene is common, but armed is a different story....glad this was years ago 😳


Kudosnotkang

Yes yes I’m sure things have got better in the past 4 years … … … (pray for anon6433etc)


anon6433564004

Haha, a candlelit vigil would be appreciated. On a serious note a Google or YouTube search of "c2c train" gives you an idea of just how often this train line is in the news :-)


rocketlauncher10

>anons article Haha you forgot you were on reddit 😜


Sega-Playstation-64

Basically checking all the wrong boxes on how to go through life not getting headbutted


darcy_clay

Oddly enough the article reads only arrested for suspicion of carrying a knife...... "Following a search, the man, aged 29, was further arrested on suspicion of carrying a knife and theft by finding."


Kudosnotkang

That is odd . My wonderings on that are 1) did he have a knife in his bag and his defence was “ I found the bag , didn’t know there was a knife in there “ so they pursued him for theft of the bag by finding . 2) they never found a knife and alleged he’d discarded it in between the carriage and arrest. Just so they could arrest him on suspicion . I can’t see that he was convicted, only charged . But there seem to be plenty of witnesses who saw him assault people with his fists as well as the threats to stab and kill


potato_mangg

They said the officer had to deal with him for 20 minutes, I'm surprised he didn't keep going after that.


DestituteDomino

Honestly, well handled on his part. That's how you handle physical confrontation as a cop. Swiftly and responsibly, and with the other person alive.


StrionicRandom

I like the implication that if you're not a cop you should slowly, irresponsibly murder them


Xirious

Well done. 😂 That woke my wife up.


igual88

I watched with sound off but soon as the nut came in I knew it was a fellow Brit lol


anon6433564004

Haha so true, love it. As another poster rightly said, not the first kiss from on high this guy has levelled out - perfection 👌


Daywalker_0199

> A spokesman said the Met’s Directorate of Professional Standards reviewed the video and are ‘satisfied that there is no indication that the officer committed a criminal offence, nor that he behaved in a manner that would justify disciplinary proceedings’. ***good***


ProperBoots

>Happened locally Much like everything that happens.


theartofrolling

>Footage emerged earlier today of the pair having a dispute on a packed C2C train, which was believed to be travelling from London to Southend-on-Sea Say no more. It's Southend 😂


anon6433564004

When you know, you know 👌😂


Appropriate-Brush772

Wow, I would’ve thought his nose blew open after that his but he’s barely even red!


JUSTOatl

I would like to know how to properly headbutt now.


Scratch1111

Head to bridge of nose as hard as you can. Those bones break easy and are painful as hell when they do.


CareerPillow376

Also, the person's eyes water up immediately, and you have a hard time seeing properly


mtsterling

I mean, as demonstrated in the video, it is exceedingly difficult to see while unconscious.


W__O__P__R

He had no trouble seeing everyone's shoes for a bit though!


randomlygeneratedman

First (and only) fight of my life was in grade 5. The other kid popped me right on my big nose with the softest of blows. Regardless, my eyes started welling up. Other kid thought I was starting to cry and ran away because he thought I would go tattle to the teacher. I still consider it a victory.


JayAndViolentMob

this is the way


DerpisMalerpis

Yup. Also, squishy for your forehead. Forehead to forehead, not so much.


Dividedthought

Bridge of the nose or lower. The jaw is not tough, at all. Source: had band practice in a bad end of town and delivered a few headbutts in my time.


addysol

Shouldn't you stick to the nose shot? the last thing you want is a tooth in the forehead


Dividedthought

I said it's effective, not that it's ideal.


Zauberer-IMDB

First step is to be 6 inches taller than the guy you headbutt.


HitMePat

I dunno about that. Ideally you wanna use the top of you forehead right around your hairline or just above it and hit them in the nose. If you make contact with the middle dead center of your forehead into their middle dead center of the forehead you do just as much damage to yourself as your target. Being equal height or even slightly shorter than your opponent makes it easier to get their nose. If you're much taller you gotta hope their face is angled up like in the OP, or duck down to get your head low enough.


Zauberer-IMDB

Yeah but look at the distance around the fulcrum point the headbutt can travel to generate power. You're not landing a knockout blow without that.


DaddyDizz_

Use the top of your forehead (where it meets your hairline) and smash directly into their face in the nose area.


AdligerAdler

I always wondered what spot of your forehead you need to use to not injure yourself.


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

More crucial than the centimeter of your forehead that connects is that you make contact with something soft and crushable. It's the same logic as breaking bricks with your fist. It hurts way more if you don't break the brick because 100% of the force is rebounded onto your bones. Break through and most of that energy was spent breaking it, with some leftover. Here we see an example of this, where the forehead's rebound was softened by the cartilage of the man's nose, which further lowered the amount of energy rebounding by breaking the nose.


raur0s

> where it meets your hairline Bald people in shambles.


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Search Lethwei headbutting, it's allowed in this fight sport


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Check out [Dave Leduc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d7VNKAMLH0), the lethwei champ and headbutt master. He competes in lethwei which is bareknuckle kickboxing with elbows, knees, and headbutts allowed. He is an absolute killer in the sport.


BlueBuff1968

Use your shoulders and upper body for momentum. Not your neck.


Rare_Message_7204

People in the UK seem to love the headbutt


cosmiclatte44

I mean you're hardly going to be able to throw haymakers with the level of space shown here. He made the smart choice. But yes. Yes we do love them.


sjdbwonr

I’m British, have only ever been in one physical altercation and used the headbutt instinctively. Maybe it’s just a heritage thing?..


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whodkne

The fucks *soccer* m8?


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Ah yes the Glasgow kiss


Skreamie

That is the hardest, and most well executed headbutt I think I've ever seen


Gaslineninja

Pain train


Such_Supermarket_607

![gif](giphy|GWD5nSpiHxs3K) ChooChoo Mutherfucker


Flat-Satisfaction603

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parkhurstcards

How calm he is exciting that blow is pure bad ass.


Purple_Cookie_6814

It's so matter of fact, isn't it? I'm headbutting you, but it's just business. I could be tying my shoelace and it would be more taxing than putting you in your place.


W__O__P__R

That's not his first headbutt!


seahorseMonkey

Known as the Glasgow Kiss.


stablegeniuscheetoh

Welcome to Scotland, ya wee bastard! (In Gerard Butler’s voice)


hoesmadsmfh

Mmmmmmmmuah 😚🤕


Kmccabe1213

Chihuahua syndrome pick a fight with a guy double your size


AtomicShart9000

We used to called them pocket fighters, you pull em out of your pocket and they go wild, sure they get their ass kicked all the time but it's funny watching it


NO_N3CK

Love it, justice served swiftly. Everybody laughed at this guy when he got hurt. That’s how you know he deserved it.


New_Quarter_6908

I hate these people who want to start shit. He wanted to go about his day and little dude wanted a confrontation. Lol


QueenDiva_UwU

Why does he look like a drunken Ryan Reynolds!?


FlatulentWallaby

Looks more like Frank Grillo


dr-hades6

Looks like Jason Statham with hair


Ok-Wallaby-7369

Olivier Giroud


dzakadzak

Olifloor Ground


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Idk if we’re thinking of the same Ryan Reynolds


Weak-Priority4703

He looks like a russian mafia version of Messi.


nuglasses

A disheveled Ben Affleck.


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MrSarcastica

Imagine talking shit while a guys got both your hands locked. Absolute lack of fucking awareness.


mngeese

Imagine getting beaten up by a guy and he talks like this. Just adds insult to injury.


KentuckyFriedEel

Frank Grillo should learn to shut his mouth


7222_salty

Weight class is a real thing folks.


righteouslyincorrect

And headbutts aren't allowed either


FinancialAide3383

Why do I associate headbutts with the UK and Europe in general? Is it not that common in the US?


psibear

Maybe since they use their heads more in their sports (football), they are more likely to use their heads in an attack? That's the only link I can imagine


cosmiclatte44

Also we don't have to worry too much about accidentally bringing a headbutt to a gunfight.


Pale_Television2395

He said he wanted to fight. Guess he was waiting for the bell while big boy rang his.


SiberianTiger71

I don’t think that was the first headbutt he has ever given judging by the way he cocked his head


flh70

Exactly what I came here to say. Very easy to get that wrong!


biuki

solid 10/10 headbumm here, beautiful


turtleprime

Seriously, it must be something in the water. I can fairly confidently say that nobody throws headbutts like us Brits. It's instinctive.


djnehi

It’s all that practice in soccer.


lardoni

Saying soccer over here is what gets people Nuted!


karstenvader

Bonk


surajvj

How to get a free nose bleed.


MalzraTheNomad

Sadly as soon as he found out, he forgot it because of the concussion.


anormalgeek

Fucking perfect form too.


qcihdtm

The calmness... 10/10 on execution.


DaThrilla74

The old Glasgow kiss


DipstickRick

I love everyone calling him “little guy” as if ol boy isn’t 6’7. He’s head and shoulders above every human being around him


stevektRED

Mini Matt Cardona got blasted.


Dazzling_Candidate68

Oh my. That was beautiful.


rxc67

The bone snapping, then the laughter is a perfect combination. Two thumbs up.


SelfSustaining

Nice form, good contact, solid recovery. 10/10 on that headbutt.


samj00

What's going on, I can't hear what the shorter guy is saying, "I don't like these people"?


Muad-_-Dib

This happened in 2019 The little guy had been harassing passengers on the train and at one point tried to practically sit on someone, when another passenger told him to stop, the little guy punched him repeatedly until someone else grabbed him and started to march him to the exit to shove him off the train at the next stop, this is when the big guy shows up and grabs a hold of the little guy's wrists to subdue him. Turns out the big guy is an off-duty police officer. As the little guy is being held he starts ranting for 5-6 minutes about how he is from Afghanistan and how he is going to kill the people restraining him all the while he is trying to wriggle his wrists out of the grip of the big guy, then he mentions that he will stab people and that is when the big guy decides to put him to bed. The train stopped and the passengers dragged him off the train and handed him over to on-duty police who proceeded to search him and found both a knife and items that got him charged with "Theft by finding" which is basically finding something belonging to someone else and taking it for personal gain rather than trying to return it to them. The MET directorate of professional standards investigated the incident and concluded that the off-duty cop acted in the correct manner and he was not punished for the headbutt.


gavo_88

See, no need to pull a gun out and cause chaos. A good old Glasgow Kiss to shut someone up will do nicely.


3DNZ

That is not the 1st time big fella head butted someone. Chin drop, butt with topish part of head. Perfectly executed


Low_Abrocoma_1514

>F**k around… And find discount Lionel Messi


This-Dude_Abides

Brained him


MrUnknown1980

Headbutt from Hell


63367Bob

Head of the class!


Swany0105

Oliver Girou’s nose will never be the same!!!!


SeriouslyBro20

He took a very close look at his nose


PeroxyNapkin

Now that's using your head!


Chubb_Life

That’s a man who really knows how to use his head!


heedrix

and sleeeeeeep


NoctRob

He’s used that move before


Myth3al

Well done 47, target down.


NaSMaXXL

You lnow that's what's wrong with the world, not enough motherfuckers getting headbutted.


zcicecold

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TheB1GLebowski

The Britt's really have perfected the headbutt. It's quite mesmerizing.


PredeKing

He’s done that before.


AtlasReadIt

Omg and the laughter all around. Savage. Found out.


PsychologicalServe15

Is that zinedine zidane?


Redditor-MX

That is the calmness of a man that fights regularly.


Minimum_Reference862

IIRC then forehead is the strongest part of your skull. Also, the bridge of your inose is cartilage. Forehead moving with force, connecting to bridge of one's nose does not sound pleasant. That dude got his ass handed to him! Deserved it too, it seems like.


luke-townsend-1999

‘Behavioural modification was achieved through the application of acute cranial intercranial pressure, resulting in immediate cessation of the suspect’s problematic behaviour…sergeant.’


Black0utdrunk

That's a proper headbutt. Top of forehead to bridge of the nose.... Ouchtown population you bro!


CowPunkRockStar

Fractured orbital?


iatetoomuchchicken

Messed with the wrong one


Det-Frank-Drebin

aww i was so hoping all the other passengers would applaud....


Anthrosite

That was the most beautifully executed headbutt I've seen. *chef's kiss* Simply perfect


jjjonnny

Lads from Liverpool for sure


Meandtheworld

To tight to fight!


scrupulous_oik

One of the funniest videos on the net. True British Bobby putting the public at ease. Swift headbutts silence the sleeze.


Jediuzzaman

Bigger guy. Tight space. Wrists are in his hands... There are two propable options: - Head butt. - Knee to the balls. You better consider these before you fvck around.


holllllyy

That head smash looked like a very practiced motion lol the guy found out the hard way


just-jane-things

so calm, god damn


Adventurous_Step_255

Flawless execution, 10/10 perfect headbutt


morebuffs

I bet he's leaking after that


brockman75

The head-butt is a beautiful thing


MisterOnsepatro

BONK


brown2420

The laughing at the end was pretty great😄


RareBrit

Textbook, fucking beautiful.


Happy_Cat_3600

Boop!


InfernoxCJC

Immediately recognised this train 🤣 c2c overground line that connects Essex (County to the east of London) to central London


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***POW*** Straight in the schnoz. top shot that.


TheReverseShock

You know someone's not to be fucked with when they headbut you.


MoneyBadgerEx

Back of the net, hartson.


Lewmungous666

Fucked around… found out.


Profenofe

It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground


RamesesThe2nd

Don't get in head fight with bald people. You have been warned.


DrGrizzley

One of the sweetest Glasgow Kisses I've ever seen delivered.


Imyoteacher

The guy is literally a foot taller. Short guys just don’t know when to quit. Odds are it’s not going to go their way.🤷🏽‍♂️


TreyHunnit

Bruv I’ve never head butted anyone I’m waiting to pop my head butt cherry


LeanTangerine

Does anyone know how to defend against a head butt like this? Do you just have to lower your head and receive their head butt with your own head butt?


stevedogg1134

"Any fight can be stopped before it starts with a properly thrown headbutt " -Uncle to 8 year old me


fuji-white

Straight gangsta


Punisher2K

Remember kids, your head is as hard as the other head. But the nose is nice and snappy.


Kelwhit22

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Jindivic

The old Glaswegian Kiss..."hey laddie is your mother good at sewen"...


Iloveitguy

Fantastic technique there from the young man great follow though and stellar power.


merlocke3

As a cop, you’re not allowed to punch him ok? Got it boss! *crack* Thud


budyll66

Does he say: "Look at me I'm strong"😅?


larrythestormtroper

My imagination every time someone says use your head


Impressive_Web7512

That reaction from the crowd says it all


optiplexiss

Never fight a person who leads with a head butt.


slothpyle

The ole Scottish Handshake


LesserThanProfessor

Im so happy that happened to him. Annoying people like that bearded man takes up so much space and create such a toxic environment, imo they should all have that treatment. And if they complain when they wake up give them another one. Just continue until they get the memo.


Aristocratical-lemon

I guess he found out


emptythemag

Tall guy has done that before. Straight to the bridge of the nose.