“If you can read this, please flip me over”

It’s a Jeep thing.

You wouldn’t understand /drools Don’t forget to add fitty ducks on the dash

Whats up with jeeps and ducks on the dash

They’re hooked on quack.

If they're like me, their Pizza Ranch Arcade has a Lucky Duck Crane machine

It's a way for jeep owners to say nice jeep. So, in theory, if you see a jeep with a lot of ducks, it's liked by many Jeep enthusiasts. The issue is you see Heeps or mall crawlers whose owners buy themselves a bunch of ducks and display them on their dash. Be real [jeep girl](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-att-us-rvc3&sca_esv=16485b3b92093b39&sca_upv=1&q=jeep+girl+decal&uds=ADvngMhduH2YQzRIWCVv31Zb0wj_svfWUsJly_LubLqJYHOkrHx6fnkF8GIchRnGuFEjI3KnJwVhuFRKLRueIS_yKzEh60h82t0eRevT5f4adawYw5OaZLFKvfqlqWDDS6vIF47NmHZG-ih-_seXhADagtD-j5F75KrJzeryQAPiPRrF4FE8MHDeADvA9ALU7Vg7fliqQ3DoSonvG_HSmwGNxQMSGoMZ0iYAmu0smvWysYG0T9fYAcXKq7oVa7QEU2NBMWisrhHgdbAG_xgtaG-DkFN68so4jgr_4rsQ5JIHeKtArKfjL1D6MUpDsxigmgjg9gQd2WaHpCO46TsZPJLi8jFChteuxw&udm=2&prmd=isvnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwip_var-b2GAxW0M1kFHadsCc8QtKgLegQIDhAB&biw=412&bih=719&dpr=2.63) that basic Heep/[mall crawler](https://www.google.com/search?q=mall+crawlers&client=ms-android-att-us-rvc3&sca_esv=16485b3b92093b39&sca_upv=1&udm=2&biw=412&bih=719&ei=VvFcZp6aEdjk5NoP5f6o4Aw&oq=mall+crawlers&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIg1tYWxsIGNyYXdsZXJzMgUQABiABDIFEAAYgAQyBxAAGIAEGBgyBxAAGIAEGBgyCBAAGIAEGKIESOckUPQGWM8fcAJ4AJABAJgBYqABxAeqAQIxM7gBA8gBAPgBAZgCD6ACxQioAgbCAgIQKcICCBAAGIAEGLEDwgIKEAAYgAQYQxiKBcICBBAAGAPCAg0QABiABBixAxhDGIoFmAMKkgcEMTQuMaAHmyI&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp) ain't never gonna see a dusty road let alone some mud. Check out r/Heep

I've owned about 30 jeeps over the last 25 years and I have no clue what is up with the ducks

Not sure but it’s zzzZZZZ if you ask me

Its a heep thing*

Another Jeep thing, keep rubber duckies handy for fellow Jeep drivers.

Lol, just buy something you can afford. If it gets you from point A to B you're good.

Welp, that got a lot more expensive than just a towing fee.

I heard it was only to evade a $63 fee, and I know he's right because he got it all on camera, got it all on camera, got it all on camera.

All of that instead of paying $63??

All of that instead of paying $63.

But did you get it on camera?

All of it!

All $63 of it.

$63 instead of all that, right?

Could've just paid $63

It's all on camera tho.

Instead of me getting all of it on camera.

Actually it was all that instead of paying $63 dollars.

Serious question from a non American here. Why do so many people just repeat the same exact words over and over? I’ve never heard it elsewhere

Sometimes it's for emphasis, to really drive home a point. Other times, you're just so shocked and dumbfounded that you simply can't think of anything else to say.

Also, people don't like silence. People feel that the silent void needs to be filled, despite having nothing worth saying.

Damn Lochness monster

Inflation has hit the Loch Ness monster hard.

$63 dollars, all of that instead.

Dude's stress response is calm, cool, collected, and on repeat

Their insurance deductible is only 60 dollars, so really they’re ahead by 3 dollars.

All of this instead of paying $63 right?

Its not about the money. It’s about sending a message.

Not that she wasn't an idiot, but I would expect that $63 to turn into $300+ by the time she got to the impound to retrieve her vehicle.

If you have the cash they will drop it for you right there. Happened to me once. Thought I was going to be quicker than I was, came out to my car getting ready to be taken away. Gave the guy $50 and that was that.

You sure you didn't accidentally commit a Bribery?

Nah it's called a drop fee. Paid one for a friend of mine after she got into a wreck. A wrecker driver snuck in and hitched up her car while she was being checked out by EMS. Still had to pay the scummy SOB even though the car was still drivable but the back bumper was toast.

while not technically a bribe, you're crazy if you think that money didnt go right into his pocket

Ask for a receipt

Drop fees are a thing. It's to compensate the tow company for already having had to drive out and hook up a car. In a commercial area, the businesses just want parking for their customers and don't get anything from the tow fees. If the car owner shows up to vacate the space anyway, that's the goal unless the tow driver has put in some work. If this is a repossession, then the only way that jeep was getting dropped would be how it happened in the video above. When the bank says they want their truck back, that's for whom the tow driver is working for in that instance.

It will be a lot more than that. When tipped over oil is leaking into the cylinders. When you keep the engine running as she did it will ruin it. I destroyed a car engine like that and after the crash I had the engine running for just less than 5 seconds.

Not to mention the thousands of dollars in body work that’s needed.

Body work? No no, it's a jeep - Surely it would be all scratched up and dirty instead of pristine!

That’s just the typical patina of an idiot.

Huh, didn't know it happened that quickly. Thought you had like a minute or two before damage started happening.

Yeah, I meant had it just gotten towed without her freaking out and flipping it on its side.

But does he have it all on camera? That’s really the question

Sounds like the cheapest tow ever. They usually charge an assload for the storage fee for every day it's there.

It's $63 (cash) to put her car down. It would be $200+ for her to get her car out of the tow yard. My old college city it was $85 for them to put the car down if you were able to run outside in time to catch the tow truck (since the hitching is noisy). If you didn't catch them in time it was $275 to get it out of the yard same-day.

How was the towing fee again? Not sure the cameraman said it or not

I hope he got it all on camera

I think he was just about to say how much when the video cut off.

…instead of paying $63—but I’m just guessing.

Still paying a towing fee.

Yeah, I wonder how much the towing fee was to make her act that way? 😁 She's probably still liable for $63 since it remains hooked to his truck.

The narrator wasn't clear. Did he get it all on camera? What's the cost of the fine he was trying to avoid?

I needed to check again because he only briefly said it… but yeah… $63

All of this instead of just paying $63 dollars?

And it's on camera. All of it. Guess how much it would have cost to just pay the fine.

I think it was 63$ from what I remember

All of this for just 63$?

Did he get any of it on camera?

It seems he did. And wait until you find out what the fee was.

I heard that it was a mere $63.

I think its ALL of it PLUS 63$

I like how he says it again before the clip ends

Could be mistaken, but I think the cost was $63. Brb, going to watch the video again just to make sure

Pretty sure it was tree fiddy

For those who can't speak Spanish, she immediately begins to cry " help me! mommy they tried to repo my car 😩"

Some Florida Hispanics come from wealthy backgrounds in their home country, so they tend to be entitled little brats

That made me laugh as soon as I heard it trying to act like a brat smh

She said "remolcar" which is "tow" not "reposses".

63 bucks seems like a low amount owed to repo a car.

Also the outraged and exacerbated “but why?!” And the expression of “oh my gawd!”

In what universe does any tow cost $63?

That's a "drop fee". In most cases, if a vehicle is illegally parked, and the owner arrives before the tow leaves, they will unhook it for a less than the cost of a full tow. They still make some money, and don't have to tow/store it back to their yard

> if a vehicle is illegally parked, and the owner arrives before the tow leaves, they will unhook it for a less than the cost of a full tow. But it's illegal to drive off with someone inside the towed car (for safety reasons) so couldn't the owner just hop in and refuse to get out until they drop the car (for free)?

Until the cops come. Then it usually tacks a little extra on that 63 dollars.

Seen that several times. The police are called, and if necessary, forcibly remove the occupant from the vehicle. Once wheels come off the ground, it stays that way until someone gets paid or arrested

They won't tow it away with someone who jumps in the car. But they'll wait for the police to come. It was already lifted up by the truck. You can see this is the fork type tow that they can get underneath the wheels in seconds which is what you want when you street tow.

Maybe, that’s probably why he was standing outside calmly getting it all on camera but she tipped the car over.

It depends on the legislation but I doubt it is legal to sit in a car that is hooked up to be towed. Even if they can not safely tow it at speed they are in possession of the vehicle and you may be violating trespassing laws or other types of laws by remaining in the vehicle. So you might get away with it, or they might tow the car anyway at slow speeds for shorter distances, or they might call the police who may charge you for any number of things. So it is not a safe strategy to sit in your car as it is being towed.

No. Once they start the job they have a mechanics lein on the vehicle and in most states they do not have to allow you access to the vehicle even for your property inside. The entire purpose of the law is to ensure the service performer has a means to recoup their labor costs at a later date.

I think it would become a waiting game. Like in this video, the tow truck driver just hopped out of his truck and probably called the cops.

That's basically what happened here and why he was recording. Except she went full dipshit mode

If you just got in the car and refused to get out, they would likely call the cops.

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You forgot the premium for the day you pick it up fee, the key holding fee, lots removal fee..

And the fee for stealing anything inside your car when it’s towed.

Want to complain? Meet Joey and Mike, complaints are handled out back.

Next to the excavator.

The "I had to stop playing candy crush to talk to you" fee

Your car has doors. That’s gonna be a fee

Oh, we're not open tomorrow fee. Don't forget that one.

ALL OF THIS, INSTEAD OF JUST PAYING 63 DOLLARS 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

Ok but, did he get it all on camera?

63$ turns into 63000??? How much does this damage cost? They probably also damaged the tow truck.

The truck is fine, but there will be plenty of damage to the jeep from a rollover leveraged off a single point.

Every single side piece of that Jeep just got crunchied, none of them have two-sided access, and all of them are overlapping in the dumbest of ways, and it's a total loss. Source: I totaled more than one Wrangler for rocker damage that was relatively minor because of the dumb dumb way Jeep built the Wrangler. People made shocked Pikachu faces when I told them, and I'd show them exactly how many body panels come off to access a rocker panel. Ya can't fix that, ma'am/ sir/ individual. Suspension is thoroughly fucked, the engine needs oil in the oil pan and the pump is in the bottom and the car is sideways. Physics isn't liking that. The Jeep is, technically speaking, thrashed. Ya fucked. It big wrecked.

The jeep is probably a write off now. Aside from the damage to the passenger side, the driver side rear wheel is spinning until the end of the film, indicating that the engine is still running, and therefore fukt. It's pretty much a parts car now.

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I think that it's $63 every time he says it's $63.

>They probably also damaged the tow truck. Good point. Even if she just put a small scratch in the towing equipment, you can bet she's going to pay for a new "blended" paint job that will take the truck out of service for a week or two resulting in lost income opportunities, short-term truck rental fees/deposits, a day or two of employee training on the unfamiliar rental truck. Shit, who knows, maybe the entire towing assembly needs to be replaced :-/s.

I expect nothing less from someone who buys an "angry eyes" grille

r/heep

I just found this in the comments, I was starting to worry I was the only one who hated dumb mods. Joined immediately.

And open differentials.

At least they have that sweet light bar so they can see well when they get stuck


It’s a Jeep, seems like normal behavior.

That explains why I don't understand..

What is it with people repeating the exact same sentence 2+ times?

Grew up watching Dora the Explorer 

Jeep - Tow - Bodyshop! Come onnnn, vamanos! Everybody let's go~

I see that a lot with some people, usually when arguing.

Yeah, what is it with people repeating the exact same sentence 2+ times?

Shock makes your brain a bit jittery, and its not normal to witness people roleplay GTA characters up in your business

Low quality background NPC with limited dialog options

At least we did not have to hear "bro" 69 times.

Huh, I didn't notice till you mentioned it, lol. 😉

What is it with people repeating the exact same sentence 2+ times?

What is it with people repeating the exact same sentence 2+ times?

I wonder how much she would have just had to pay

Probably $62 or $64. Nothing in between though.

We'd probably know the answer if he'd gotten any of it on camera.

Wait. One more time does he have it all on camera? And all of this instead of paying how much?

You have to listen closely. If you don't, you'll miss it.

All of this instead of paying $63 is what he said right?

I bet if she paid $63 she could have avoided all of this. Wonder if he got it all on camera though

In the end she says “daughter! they wanna tow my car 😢!” Uhhh ma’am, getting your car towed is the least of your concerns now. Now she could face 1) a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct and/or a misdemeanor charge for reckless driving; 2) A civil suit from the towing company for destruction of private property; 3) Will still have to pay the towing fee; 4) Will still have to pay the underlying charges that caused the repossession of the vehicle; 5) Damages to her own vehicle. All in all, she will easily pay 500x the original towing fees (especially if you include attorney’s fees [assuming she will not make the brain dead decision of being a pro se litigant]). TLDR: “All this instead of just paying 63 dollars 🗣️🗣️🗣️” PS: None of the information herein constitutes legal advice; criminal and civil penalties vary from state to state.

In the case of a repossession, you're actually better off making sure the vehicle is in mint condition, as it'll sell higher at the auction, which in turn means the bank recovers more of their money, leaving the debtor with less owed on a vehicle they no longer possess. Trash the vehicle, and the process still goes the same, except now at auction the vehicle gets pennies on the dollar due to needed repairs, and that difference is left with the debtor. Only way trashing the vehicle works out in the debtors favor is if they intend to simply ignore the debt until the statute of limitations passes... which is incredibly difficult to do because that clock resets every time a creditor gets them to acknowledge the debt is theirs.

She says Mommy they wanted to tow my car

Classic r/Heep behavior.

Went from 63$ to 7000+$ because insurance companies won't cover a car driven off a tow truck, they're also not gonna cover any damage to that tow truck, that family got a huge reality check.

"Ma ayudame!" Dumbass.

Why does he just keep repeating “All of this instead of just paying $63”?

Because he got it all on camera

it's a manner to deal with disbelief

Did you get this on camera? How much did she have to pay?

I see a future of bad life choices

But now she can go to Walmart and buy 63 dollars worth of toilet paper.

Now thats a mad jeep

That car is angry about this

I wonder how much that towing fee was before all of this

My god are some people stupid

Anyone else hoping she would let that door go and it would fall on her head? Or was that just me

That looks like a repossession

Looks to me like they were parked on a tree lawn on the grass and not on a driveway or in the street so I'm gonna say they were parked illegally. $63 to get their vehicle dropped and then they can go park somewhere that's actually allowed. Makes sense, guy was probably called by a homeowner, he drove out there and did a good chunk of the job.

If it’s a repossession then I want my monthly payment to be $63. Seems more like a drop/unhook fee for a tow

If it was a repossession the driver would not offer to set it down for any price, nor would the person save $63 by letting it be towed.

It's a jeep thing, I wouldn't understand

Did he tell her in Spanish? Because it sound like that's what she's speaking.

I think he got it all on camera can someone confirm

Keeping the engine running even for a few seconds when the vehicle is turned over will ruin it. I know because it happened to me...

It's a jeep thing

Yeah but how much is the ticket?

how much damage would this do to the engine? Being on its side cannot be good for it

If only he had it all on camera.

How much could she have paid??

She says, "Mommy, help. They want to tow my car." What a brainless clown lol.

The stupid angry eyes headlights is just the icing on top

"Mom, help me!"

A tow truck driver was fatally shot in a little town next to mine last week over a $50 tow fee. The shooter also shot an 18 year old and managed to get get himself shot in his balls, all over 50 damn dollars.

"Help, mom, they wanted to tow my car!"

All the rest of the HOA members out watching it go down

All of this instead of paying 63 dollas All of this instead of paying 63 dollas All of this instead of paying 63 dollas All of this instead of paying 63 dollas All of this instead of paying 63 dollas All of this instead of paying 63 dollas All of this instead of paying 63 dollas All of this instead of paying 63 dollas All of this instead of paying 63 dollas All of this instead of paying 63 dollas

$63 dollars

Honestly, maybe I'm wrong. I don't think a modern era Wrangler is worth $63.00.

Keep tough with jeep tough…now do aaaaaaah you fucked it.

All this instead of what, I missed it

I'd be angry too if I were in that position.

Now drive away dragging it on its side!

$63?! 

I love how you can hear him say it again just before the clip ends

It’s not their jeep anyway. It’s the bank’s.

Now he gotta call a tow truck.

"It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand"

Well they can't tow it now.

What is it with the video guys who say the same thing over and over. And it's always the most obvious thing. Is that a type?

It’s expensive to be stupid

That engine might want some oil soon...

I wonder how much she would have had to pay to avoid all of this

I get it now why the guy was on repeat. It's like an audio watermark. You can cut the video at any point and you will always hear "all of this instead of paying $63."

I'm sure it was an impound, not a parking violation

Looks like that situation would need a tow truck. Good thing there's one in the area for him


ofcoz its a wahmen

Probably around 10k in damage because she didn't want to pay $63 . . . alrighty

Taste the beast!

It's a Jeep thing.

“All this instead of paying $63.”

I was on the tow guy’s side until about repeat number fifty five 😵‍💫

Mute it and get back on his side. She’s a dummy for trying to do that

How many dollars? I'm confused what this was over

Yeah now it’s 63 HUNDRED dollars lol

🤣

He got it all on camera, and all this instead of paying 63 dollas

Poor jeep is just tired man, let him sleep