y’all investing in A.I. Qaeda?

Are you there, chetter? It's me Margaret

👋

What are you doing to celebrate your cake day?

Nothing. I'm old and cranky. 😔

Hi

Hi

> Wordle 1,117 6/6 >🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ >⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ >⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 >⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 >⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 >🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 this is why wordle is dumb

If you pretend a cold shower is the only option it’s not that bad

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Roll fucking tide

How did pizza delivery folks get around before the internet?  I still use Google maps for just getting around neighborhoods and I’ve been in the same city for 15+ years 

We had a big map in the back. After a few months you didn't have to look at it very often because you memorized everything. Also had a Thomas Guide but I don't remember using that for pizza purposes.

It wasn't that hard to use a Thomas guide.  The problem was using a Thomas Guide that was 5 or 6 years out of date.

I still use a compass

I sometimes rub silk on my penis and due North is determined by my erection 

Lmao fuck

Maps

Imagine driving around and fumbling with a big ass map 

Did a 2000ft climb on my sybian

I was born without calf muscles

Think I'm gonna go wash the Mav... Past weekends adventures were dirrrtyyyy 😏

Don’t forget the wax bikini outfit for the OF

😍

He’s talking about the interior guys 🫣

Ban

Happy cake day!

Ty

Is this code for getting out the cum stains Also happy cake day 🥳

Ty 😎

Shmokes is a usersim alt?

Holy shit

Is Amber Rose a manchurian candidate? A deep deep state Agent Provocateur? The side piece masterpiece? Perhap.

She went from being a woke slut to a Trump supporter. I think she jumps on bandwagons and can't actually think critically.

Shes just chasing the check.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Flipping/comments/15zf7w2/best_place_to_flip_used_adult_doll/lcggh0e/

https://x.com/hashem_shehari/status/1810806156509552983?t=LAbRaR0fWjaGktXS7Lnsiw&s=19

NSFW!

Put that guy on a watchlist 🚨

u/rickknightpcw is ur lawsuit over yet

Negative. After 6 months, I've got all the stitches, staples and steel out of my body. I started walking in treadmill 10 min a day. I'm completely gassed after 10 min. For reference, 2 days before injury occurred, I ran 10 miles and felt great. 😵‍💫

What type of ebike do you have?

My legs

Mechanical Bull

Sybian 🫨

Ayyyyyyy

Ford

Lmao fuck

u/user_simulator was there for us during our darkest times

+u/user_simulator u/sowaldogoes

As long as you please Hopefully by fucking my boypussy Till you cum and are hard again Yes Please may I serve you Goddess Yes please Nurse Megan in both my holes Only if you would be even luckier if you was fucking my boypussy I'm always ready to submit to your beautiful big cock with my hands as well I would love to suck or ride you sexy goddesses want Worship you like a goddess Only if you promise to fuck me senseless instead working Suck her beautiful cock I want to worship Of course If was your bf Yes please mommy Easily If I was your bf you could use me as well ~ submissivebottom82 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Please mommy 😩

Ahhh makes so much more sense now that I know he got the neuraltwink chip

https://preview.redd.it/vf78d1l6tlbd1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e182cc57420031bfca7d5e43018bde9b57cf92

Tell your bff that people are ready to revolt up here and to get his blackface shit together

https://preview.redd.it/vmqrhocbulbd1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a49a8a3c1fdce813a09c499fc175a03ac0b6839 Don't you cuckadians get too rowdy now lol

Coming out of the woodwork

And i been doin just fine

Get drunk and watch jeopardy! With your friends and make fun of them for trying to seem smart

Down

https://preview.redd.it/f1hwi5rfllbd1.png?width=1168&format=png&auto=webp&s=532f1f355cbaec101e33b608adf98cdfb47dc886 I am tired of the Racial and National stereotypes that are constantly thrown around here. I demand we revert to the Ethnic Stereotypes thought of in 1200 AD at the University of Paris. As an honorary Italian Gravity is a Cruel Tyrant and must be overthrown! >!Or maybe he's a Slanderous Seditious Rebel. Half dozen of one, six of the other.!<

How are you friend

Wishing we mad more DD in Winkerpack. You?

Im getting close to making a comeback

Don't call it a comeback, you been here for years.

If you've traveled the region, not much has changed really except the "germans?" parts

#[🔗 every ✝️®️🙏🌛💶 for the past 🎰 ⚧️🦻💰 feels like this: 🔗](https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/s/gsYZhgXg57)

Holy chet it’s u/user_simulator’s cake day Everyone give a round of applause 👏

+u/user_simulator tasty_1097

Baby you look absolutely gorgeous Oh wow baby you're absolutely gorgeous id love to cover your mouth Baby I would push your face down into your beautiful hair back and fuck your tight little pussy You're always allowed to beg me to fill you up to your max The breedable kind Baby I want to eat you out from behind while I suck on your clit until youre shaking and cumming and begging for my warm cum deal? ~ tasty\_1097 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Happy cake day!

TIL I don't produce body odour and you guys are some smelly fucks

Asian twinks do have their perks

Lmao fuck we got emm again

I unfollowed her but I still check her profile for fresh booty pics

I check to see if she got pregnant cuz damn that ass about to be huge

Watching shark week on discovery. Literally rooting for the shark, as these " researchers " are the most unlikeable cretins I've ever watched.

🦈 authority!

💪😁

I really think some of these wsb gain posts are astroturfing. Dude buys $7k worth of TSLA calls at the perfect time and posts unrealized gains of $210k. I could easily afford to do that but would never take on that risk.

I'm an effort to calm hostility, let's all sing a song together. I'll start. Chuck Chuck bo-buck...

Twerking in the other thread

https://preview.redd.it/6oj0uvv84lbd1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc915805c97be8b0e3db767b88fa5a148d08922f

Need that coochie

I hate Jimmy so much

How does he owe you 6k?

he doesn’t I was 🤥

O

Superman's pal??

Speedrunning catchio de 🅿️🅿️ in a NYC alleyway

Winston Churchill led England through a world war while drinking hard liquor around the clock, and that resonates with me

The secret is to make people think you're drinking way more than you actually are. Also win the genetic lottery

[https://open.spotify.com/track/0Cn4cBnJq29Rvv24PU1Txn](https://open.spotify.com/track/0Cn4cBnJq29Rvv24PU1Txn)

My ears are bleeding

Irl belly laughed @thelonerangers

The poop smelling necklace I gave you came from the garbage

Mommy Farted

It's 97 fucking degrees I want a refund.

Happy cake day! On this special occasion I got you...ass crack sweat and your nuts sticking to the side of your leg 🎁

That's hot 😏

[Live update from my apartment.](https://i.imgur.com/dBeauZy.jpeg) No joke, the time on the clock was a complete coincidence. I do not regret investing about $450 in a fancy A/C last month.

No AC in the penthouse?

$50 says ☝+ one ⁰ is bumping in the mav's 90s mixtape

Aha boomer

If anyone needs Italy travel advice I actually lived there for a bit and I wasn’t just aimlessly chasing some girls around

Sigonella?

Call me by your name

Ciao bello

Even spain didnt demand this much attentiom sheesh

[The front page won't stop doxxxing](https://old.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/comments/1dz92p9/is_this_supposed_to_be_a_joke_i_dont_understand/) u/levatorpenis. You keep up your anti-coffee campaign! We support you emotionally, even while hoping you fail!

Jessie noooooooooo

This sub is now a gravity Q&A sub.   

I have failed in my quest to keep it a bzzzp fanfic sub.

+u/user_simulator gravitycaffestocks Vegas has set the Over/under on lib buzzwords at 3. #im taking the over 🎲 🎲

Yet I hear plenty from the right, I'll shit on it. I was kinda surprised by their pretend values. ~ gravitycaffestocks ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Spaghetti with cheese & black pepper being "better" than a taco, burrito or a molé is peak ____________

A weak fundamental force that makes mass attract mass through the warping of space-time. >!I can, lowkey, see how well my brain is firing on a day, but self-examining how my comprehension of what space-time is doing. Firing on medium today.!<

How to know when to stop buying calls? +u/user_simulator u/levatorpenis

Oh hell yea, I'm about to buy a new all-time high After a couple of months she stopped because it was that bad https://preview.redd.it/zcueiuaony7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dca2afe3ea0d25e658e23f5e7b95216fecba3957 With the grain or against? ~ levatorpenis ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

It’s about time https://www.sanfranchronicle.com/biden-withdraws-from-the-presidential-race-nzubyc

I'm lolling over here. That's fantastic. Edit: THe preview if you send it on iOS messanger is of Biden making a speech at a podium. So good for trolling. Genius.

u/gravitycaffestocks we won

Not cool bro.

u/geodudebroman

he's currently gone to Justin Trudeau's gender studies summer camp

Do you smell like curry 24/7 now ?

There's a bit of cream of sumyung gui since we are a prefecture of the glorious CCP

This will fit perfectly into his curriculum then

Your username checks out

Imagine liking pasta more than tacos or burritos I can't

*shudders*

Ngl i have a pretty serious thing going on for the wet spot in Janet yellen's neck folds

Screenshotted

The dossier never lies

Holy chettttt

u/gravitycaffestocks vaginal or anal?

Its not too late to save your eternal soul. You can't repent once the second Cumming of Elon happens

I love tools that don't work and have no documentation and are no longer supported, yet are seemingly the only option to accomplish what I want to do. I FUCKING LOVE BIOINFORMATICS

I saw Thelma in theaters the other day that was pretty good and I mean Jane Squibb at 93?? 

What's the easiest/morally loose woman profile ever? I'll go first: - moongirl/astrology, huge teeth/summer teeth, something going on with either the forehead or jawline

meth heads

Guys I have a tummy ache 🙁

u/gravityCaffeStocks spaghetti or penne?

I vote spaghetti Cacio e Pepe or Carbonara on spaghetti \*chefs kiss\* way better than anything you'll find in Mexican/Latin cuisine

Doubt

dick in a mannicoti :=: dick in a burrito

I got onion on my pizza so that means it's good for me

I love that for you

Mmmmmm yummy

Winkerpack Civil War 😖

I'm a little drummer boy

Few more payments on the Mav left. 😎

[Get a real truck](https://www.forbes.com/sites/tychodefeijter/2016/06/13/this-is-the-cheapest-pickup-truck-in-china/)

That's a death trap.

Time for the Ford to disintegrate

It's programmed to do that at 36k/3 years.

Dame 🌹

ok yea I'm pretty bored right now. finished work shit, errands, chores, cardio.. hmm

When I would tell my mom I was bored, she’d yell at me and tell me to clean. Always thought she was trippin. Now as an adult, I totally get it. Stupid kids with no job doing nothing. Get to work. Bring back child labor.

🤝

tf is going on today lmao


/u/gravityCaffeStocks cappuccino or latte?

latte is milk cappuccino is espresso with steamed milk

Agreed. I go latte if the coffee sucks (dunkin) and cappuccino if the coffee is good like a local shop

yea, I like a starbucks flat white too man, talking to you about Italy made me miss Italian espresso... there's nothing like it in the US

Is it because of the beans they use? Or is it a unique grind like fine/coarse? I have a fondness of Hawaiian coffee. Not necessarily because I think it's the best, but because the memories it brings back whenever I have it make it so much better

I can't figure out what makes the espresso taste different in Italy. I use Illy Italian coffee beans at home. I generally make a good espresso, but it just never tastes the same. It's probably the water

Breast milk cappuccino or breast milk latte?

Sir this is a Dunkin Donut

the reason black people use the n word regularly is to maintain a victim complex

I will say, being considered a minority, most of my family/tribe has the victim complex and consistently look towards democrats to save them. It's pretty annoying too. All of them are all up in arms for people celebrating Independence Day because the Declaration of Independence says "Merciless Indian Savages." Imagine crying about some language from 250 years ago. And a lot of tribes were merciless savages toward whites and other tribes, warfare was quite common. But here they are thinking their ancestors sat around smoking peace pipes and living in utopia until the British showed up. 🙄 I have one cousin who doesn't shave her legs or pits because "I'm not colonized."

damn. thanks for sharing.. that's interesting

guess why people parade around with the gay pride flag and/or woke flag now?

not a bigot. I wish them well. But step one to having emotional well-being is to stop displaying that you're a "victim" E: yet the democrats continue to successfully convince gays, blacks and others that their victims to secure their vote. "Hey the world hates you!" \*cries and votes blue\*..... it's sad, really... 😔

yo Africans and African Americans have something about their culture and genetics that make them view sex very differently than whites. I asked for a sexy snap from this African girl with gigantic titties and she sends me a short clip of her from behind twerking with her pussy hanging out of her skirt. Honestly, that shit is gross. Just send a pic of your titties in nice lingerie.. sigh, whatever.. to each their own. I'm actually thankful she censored it -- graviteCaffestocks *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Winkerpack) if you have any questions or concerns.*

she was pretty trashy, but she had some HUGE BOOBS. I MEAN SOME SERIOUS HONKERS. A REAL SET OF BADONKERS. PACKIN SOME DOBONHONKEROS. MASSIVE DOHOONKABHAKOLOOS. BIG OL' TONHONGEREKOOGERS, BONKHONAGAHOOGS. HUMONGOUS HUNGOLOMGHONONOLOUGHONGOUS

Can you retards stop taking the bait it literally sounds AI written by an uncensored Llama model

If true, very bullish for META, this will keep people on the platforms. META $700.

im not a ghey 🐻 or anything, but a -2% tomorrow would be much appreciated 🙏

☝️ terrorist over here, FBI

Can we chill

Let’s get big gulps and cruise in the Mav

Slurpees tho

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Free slurpees 7/11 (Thursday) no 🧢

Yea 🤰🛻💨

not as long as I point out that the radical leftists are an increasingly fascist cult. There will be no chill from them when constantly in cognitive dissonance from my words not matching their perceived reality

surprised I went from "0" to "2" on (down/up)votes there. Is winkerpack becoming based?

Imma take that as a no.

Okay daddy

😏😏😏😏

Can MSFT hit $600 by Christmas?

🤔

Leave gravity alone!!! 


I feel so old knowing this reference.

Yea!

"I don't give a shit, and here's my third 14 page essay explaining exactly how little I care" I don't think Gravity has ever met someone that truly doesn't give a shit in his life, because someone that truly doesn't give a shit acts nothing like this lol. (and since he got a little sad about not being mentioned last time, u/gravityCaffeStocks)