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PlatasaurusOG

I cracked up when Cole said he had a “Klingon-like skull”.


msp01986

Me too, I'm kind of over the big head jokes, but this one was creative!


peacemakerzzz

he added a signature headbutt move because everyone knows he has a big head


nerdyjorj

Just wait until judgement day vs bloodline when his giant head explodes from trying to headbutt a Samoan


ToothpickTequila

They should have him be the only guy who can headbutt Samoans.


FlyingShadowFox

That would make for a fun spot in a match lol


PlatasaurusOG

It should make an explosion like when Thor hit Cap’s shield with his hammer in the first Avengers movie.


nerdyjorj

I kinda picture him with a _tiny_ head left after the explosion. Probably would have happened in the pandemic era too.


peacemakerzzz

and he can do a massive diving headbutt because of that massive head


BonesawMT

The day he uses it on a Samoan we're all in trouble.


MsPreposition

If only King was still on commentary. “You know what JD stands for, JR? Jiant Dome. Hehe!”


crowe_1

I read this in his voice. Well done.


EddieGue123

I too can hear this as viscerally as if I was playing Smackdown versus Raw back in the day, good work soldier


Thorsfakeeye

Saw him at one of the WWE Live events in the UK and a kid next to me called him Lord Farquad, too funny


walrusonion

JD McFunko, son of M’tel


Helpful-Cod1422

Me too


_riseofiron_

Coles overall demeanor and happiness shines now that trips took over and pat came to the company. You cane hear new life in him, and he's a quippy bustard now lol


GeorgeNada0316

My friends and I ran into him and his mates at an Irish pub in Philadelphia by accident. We did shots and drinks. My friends and his friends were the only people in there. He was an awesome guy and even gave us high fives at Smackdown (we were in the front row). I have nothing but great things to say about him.


DioStarstriker

Short guy in an Irish pub in Philly? Dod you meet Charlie Day?


mexican2554

Trash Man!!


GeorgeNada0316

No, but we did go to Paddy's 3 or 4 times.


Shadow_Strike99

JD is like a more grounded Butch character when Pete Dunne was that character. He's a good worker, good at making others look good, and knows his role as a little heel shit head that you want to see get his ass kicked. He's like a Sean Waltman type guy imo. You always need guys that can bump for others and look like a chicken shit sleezeball in storylines to make others look cool and badass.


peacemakerzzz

He also has a massive klingon like head


Montblanc_Norland

And short arms. Dude is built like a huge midget.


damnfunk

I think my friend said it best when he said he looks like the Winter Soldier on a Funko pop from wish....


TaxAvoision

Omg that’s it! I was looking at him with Finn thinking they’re roughly the same height but he just *looks* smaller.


SkinBintin

I had been away from WWE for a long long time. Was playing WWE 2k24 while getting back in to it again and JD's profile pic in that game had me thinking huh, there's a little person in WWE. Neat. Then he was on raw or smackdown a week or so later and I was like wait wtf? That's one big ass klingon head alright


peacemakerzzz

In an interview with Randy Orton post Survivor Series, an interviewer asked him how it feels like to RKO a big head (referring to JD). Randy says it felt weird because his funko pop head isn’t built for RKO’s but he assures the viewers that JD is totally ok being made fun of with his massive head. And here we are now, making fun of that large Klingon head and now it’s part of the storyline.


ArtSudden

Benoit’s body


UGAPHL

C-Lo Green. Can’t unsee it.


IAmJedge

He is... But I'd kill to look like that


Procrastinator_325

>a little heel shit head But also big head


Specialist-Laugh-456

JD is the workhorse of Judgment Day. Like XPac/Syxx/Sean Waltman in the NWO, he's there to work his ass off and bump like a maniac.


Biotrin

His selling of the ten-knuckle-suffle byt flopping out of the ring was so great. Had to rewatch it and laugh my ass off.


[deleted]

He doesn’t get enough credit. Dude has been taking a beating and selling very well. He’ll never be main event status but he’s a great worker. Decent heel.


maverickassembled

I wouldn’t say he’ll NEVER be main event status. If he continues that work rate and gets better and better through the years, there’s a high chance he’ll get his due. I can see potential for a great underdog babyface run


DeFy_DC

In OTT he was a very credible main eventer. Was even the one to dethrone Gunther for the world title.


atmospheric90

You know, you're onto something there. Cause I hated him in Judgement Day initially, but he's grown on me with his work rate and willingness to take sick bumps. Seeing him face turn would draw such a pop because no one would expect it. And then you have him grind to win a top title at a random PPV and let him defend at a big 4 to give him his due before dropping it to a monster heel (Bron Breakker?)


FoldedTopLip

Best seller in the company, full ragdoll physics


Puzzleheaded-Yam1004

2 guys 16ish ABs But what is up with Finn's stomach? His 8 pack is all over the place. JD symmetrical AF.


The_Jearbear

It’s just a genetic thing. Unless Finn had some surgery in the past that messed his up. Typically though abs symmetry is genetic


koreantit

Exactly, probably the same case as Kofi having a flat chest. Finn used to have symmetrical abs too but he probably took excessive force at some point on his stomach making his abs messed up


stephenmario

Finn has always had asymmetrical abs. Google his Japan days.


koreantit

He posted a photo of him in 2002, his abs is symmetrical at that time. Can't pinpoint the exact time his abs become asymmetrical tho


stephenmario

No he didn't, people are just born that way. Below is from NWA UK. https://youtu.be/Tzq-DibAZqY?feature=shared


koreantit

That's from 2005 brother


stephenmario

People are born with asymmetrical abs and it's very common. JD has a D-split, again he would be born this way. I've never heard or seen anything to suggest you can change your anatomy like this. But apparently according to you in 3 years he went from symmetrical to asymmetrical abs.


Vegetable-Relief3

Nope Kofi’s chest looks like that for the same reason Jerichos does, they used too much steroids at one point early in their careers, and those cheats are the results of them stopping.


The_Jearbear

Except you can watch the Bigshow slap the shit out of Kofi’s chest permanently damaging it


EvanLovesAcid

I love Finn


Lionsault83

Dude is growing on me.Hard worker just like his mentor.


one_winged_angel1985

His work with Gunther (then Walter) in OTT was the stuff of legend. The import killer / killer import is the real deal


IAmJedge

He fought Ricochet in Belfast this year and it was a banger


rockyluna

Let's gooooooo


BradleyBowels

Honestly dude impresses me for such a small body i'm surprised it can carry such big of head. But in all honesty the guy has grown on me and he has proved he has the in ring go and he has only grown imho look forward to see what hes up to 5 years from now


JackUSA

This match reminded me of the good old 2002 RAWs when I was growing up where it felt like high stakes and progressed storylines. I usually fast forward the weekly matches if they aren’t expected to be good or “filler”. I wanted to fast forward through this but thankfully I didn’t. Now that is surprise booking at its best.


Majestic-Welcome3187

I Mean come on man it’s the main event of the night how can you even think of fast forwarding


JackUSA

A bad habit I got from the 2018-2021 era which is slowly being fazed out thankfully. Been enjoying the shows very much the past couple of weeks that I barely fast forward anything.


Pxblo786

I hear you, I was skipping through non ppv matches from like 2011 but that’s slowly started to stop


JohnLarkVoorhies

I like how JDs head is the same as Finn’s when you include his entire beard


The_IRS_Fears_Him

I want Finn Balors physique Does he have any training videos


Pxblo786

Yeah like the other guy said, Celtic warrior workouts. I think his entire workout for that video was based on abs too


The_IRS_Fears_Him

sweeeeet


DeFy_DC

He's very insistent on 'no carbs'. That's why he's so defined/chiseled


The_IRS_Fears_Him

How the hell do I find food that doesn't have carbs in it


everydayimrusslin

Presumably has a Celtic Warrior Workout video on YouTube with Séamus.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Ill check


deadheaddraven

Best live wrestling match I ever saw live was Ilja Dragunov vs. Jordan Devlin it was in Newcastle in the UK for Progress Wrestling in 2019 It was a freakin belter, they both deserve more because they can really put on amazing matches but at least they are both on the main roster and hopefully now getting good money


Canadian__Ninja

JD is great and aside from his head I won't tolerate slander


Remarkable_Line_1165

He's great @ getting his ass kicked. He doesn't deserve a title.


Notedgyusername_

He’s the wrestler ever.


Polampf

Just two lads from Bray winning WWE titles, crazy to me :_)


JoeMomma69istaken

Reminds me of be who shall not be named


yohojones1

His head isn't that big. Compared to a hot air balloon.


theoriginalredcap

JDDontMcGoogleMe


petrescu

If the rumours are true, I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. Currently it’s his word against theirs.


jordanrclarke90

Dem dudes have like a 39 pack


tan_smoothly

Abs and Forehead.


dsbwayne

Who was it that said he had a head like a Funko pop 😭


Goon4203D

I appreciate he's ok with everyone making fun of his big head. He's a good sport about it.


WarmEntrepreneur3564

Its about time these two get the tag championship.


Majestic-Marcus

I love that this appreciation post turned into a ‘he’s good but isn’t he a weird shape’ post.


Big-Illustrator-6143

hahahah who in the hell appreciates JD ??? LOL!!!


ConversationNo2007

JD bighead!


SnooCrickets7155

I was just praising him yesterday on a different post. He sells so good and reminds me of Chris Benoit for some reason.


i-am-nic

JDs time is coming. He’s a pretty awesome talent.


sethro919

So many abdominal muscles.


Specialist-Rope-9760

These guys definitely have the same doctor


fj_canullas

JD lookin like the Killer Import with that title.


acastleofcards

Does this mean JD is going to get a finisher now?


Timb1044

Is it weird JD head is bigger then Finn's body


lunadude99

The Irish ace


Baringstraight

I don't like him, his arms are too short.


Delicious_Slide_5905

To box with god


Mac_Tgh

JD McDontgooglehisname is honestly great. Hope that no matter if judgement day implodes or not, each member get a singles gold run because they deserve it. 


everydayimrusslin

Glad to see him doing well. He was a charisma vacuum choking up the top spot in OTT for too long before he moved up, so he's a bit played out for me. Solid hand though.


Entire-Teaching-895

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alfredkonuwa/2020/06/18/wwe-responds-to-abuse-allegations-against-nxt-star-jordan-devlin/


Denttlm

Ricochet would have been so much better in Judgment-day! Can you imagine Vin Baylor and Ricochet as tag team champs. It would have fixed the problem with Ricochet lack of promo skill. Letting Ripley control them


everydayimrusslin

Finn Diesel.


Ok_Might_4691

I actually didn't think riccochet was bad at promos. Don't know why he didn't get the push. Don't think he would have worked in JD as the crowd had always been behind him. I have never seen him as a heel.