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He’s pissed because their kid Caillou keeps whining


Bandando

My little nephew used to sing the lyrics something like “he’s Caillou…he’s a bald bitch!”


randomsnowflake

Ok this made me laugh. God damn Patty and Doug raising a little shit like Caillou.


Rough-Boot9086

https://youtu.be/ancfV-rhAHU?si=GCwThvdaZSNxooC9


mamaferal

Blippi reminds me of a grown Caillou. Gross. 🤢


SlackerDS5

Nah, he finally realized when Patty yelled out “Skeet, Skeet, Skeet” during sex, she wasn’t referring to song lyrics. “Wait, she doesn’t even listen to Lil’ John….” *goes back to shaving*


NachoNachoDan

Honk honk!


Nice_Exercise5552

This made me laugh way too hard!


DamarsLastKanar

Nick Doug > ABC Doug


Threetimes3

Patti's hair was wack in ABC Doug


svenjamminbutton

And that is the correct spelling. Not “Paty” as seen in the image. Unless I’m missing a Doug reference then apologies all around!


ViolentHippieBC

In the mirror image. Think about ittttt....


DamarsLastKanar

https://i.redd.it/s7nl3i2ahbkc1.gif


scottyd035ntknow

Dayum, shit...


NachoNachoDan

I never realized there was episodes of Doug that were not on Nickelodeon. Is this like some non-canon Doug?


Threetimes3

Would it shock you to hear that there were more episodes of Doug released by ABC than released on Nick? ABC made the movie too.


NachoNachoDan

I am shocked.


Threetimes3

Honestly, so am I. I thought it was cancelled after a year or so on ABC.


retrodork

I have both the Nick Doug and the ABC Doug and the ABC Doug seasons are all nice webrips.


LordDingus81

Doug has the thousand yard stare.


NoBetterFriend1231

Doug has seen some shit.


BloodyRightNostril

Doug a thug


LilMoWithTheGimpyLeg

True story: there was a kid on my bus in middle school who looked _exactly_ like Doug. And he was indeed, a thug. He used to bully me.


Subtlefusillade0324

multiple tours between OEF and OIF


NoBetterFriend1231

Doug can't quite understand why wearing a T-shirt that reads "Nuke 'em until they glow, and shoot 'em in the dark." is considered unacceptable at the company 4th of July picnic, and started drinking a little more heavily after the fireworks came out.


PoorPauly

He’s just focusing on his shave. It’s not the time to be distracted.


JROXZ

Definitely enlisted just before 9/11


hydrastix

I enlisted Sept 10, 2001 (served 01-22 USAF). Can confirm. Dead inside.


JROXZ

Damn 20years whew. Glad you’re out. All of my buddies went in. Many were ROTC/Academy/or tuition assistance reservists. They were all activated. All sorts… dead-wounded-broken.


bgva

I’m C/O 2000 and came close to doing the Reserves. To this day I wonder how different my life would’ve been had I done so, and I imagine I would’ve been going out on Sept. 12th.


scottyd035ntknow

I got to basic training 6 August 2001. Antiterrorism briefing at Warrior Week was 10 Sep. Shit was surreal.


scottyd035ntknow

It was amazing how many young troops were suddenly gay or suicidal right after 9/11...


soline

He saw a Neematoad


hokie47

He really looks like half of the army vets I know.


8WhosEar8

Doug and Skeeter join the Marines after 9/11. Skeeter never made it back home. Some mornings, Doug wakes up and he’s still back there.


Fine_Following_2559

🥺🥺


Mr_Bulldoppps

Too real.


loptopandbingo

Wasn't the original panel from a comic where Doug did three tours in Iraq and now has ptsd?


Popular-Stranger191

He spent 15 years in Iraq and Afghanistan.


Atillion

That tattoo 😭 RIP


GreekGoddessOfNight

Porkchop. 🥲


0le_Hickory

RIP


EternalSunshineClem

Omg I didn't notice that initially. Night ruined.


ohmamago

Yeah. My husband has had this as his profile for a pic, and this lost Paty is just part of the reason why.


moeru_gumi

I thought you meant the tattoo that apparently says “PATY”


Atillion

Lol I didn't even see that one 🤣


rcoolerthan_me

Using Roger’s skin as a towel. Dark.


Spare_Exit9533

Nah it wasn’t like that man. That was rog’s towel. He took shrapnel from a landmine in Kandahar 05. Told him he’d see him back home with his new god daughter waiting to meet him when the CASEVAC took off. Doug never spoke about it again after he saw the headstone.


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PilotC150

Must be another AI image.


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SashimiRick

Deivid Leite* https://www.instagram.com/deivid_kryptoniano


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SashimiRick

I wish I didn't find it. It's pure rage bait for me, haha


usernames_suck_ok

Damn, nerdy Doug bulked up.


Subtlefusillade0324

His FOB had decent gym setup


jtmann05

I remember when this premiered. I was so pumped for the new cartoons including Ren and Stimpy and Rugrats.


nwflman

Same! And Ahhhh... Real Monsters! I even remember exactly where I was the first Saturday morning of Nicktoons, at my grandma's house.


grantnaps

Quailman!


Buffyfan1982

Durango Doug


EZe_Holey3-9

Doug would be shaving his head, and have full, manicured beard. 


januraryfiftieth

Awwww. Patti Mayonnaise!


Illustrious-Hair3487

Is his Patty tattoo misspelled or is it really supposed to be one T?


von_sip

That tattoo is all wrong https://doug.fandom.com/wiki/Patti_Mayonnaise


this_knee

Somehow, seeing that he ends up with Patti is what would bring a smile.


jackfaire

The one time when the funny ending is the happy ending. Endings that just can't be beet


lmo2382

The Doug Funny ending?


jackfaire

Yup


yoxbot138

Beet. I see what you did.


imhighonpills

How did this show end anyway?


RocktoberBlood

Nobody knows cause no one watched the ABC version


OracularOrifice

Do they own a beet farm?


Seven22am

Oh eee ooo. Killer tofu!


Frencil

They're nature's candy


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I continue to see Nick toons merch in all of the usual places, my man Doug is no where to be found on any of it. Also, Patty hasn’t aged a day, Doug looks like he’s been through some shit.


LongLostStorybook

RIP, Porkchop.


humpdy_bogart

HEY DUUUUUGGG


Geekboxing

Cool, but is this AI art? Sorry, I have to ask that question for everything now unfortunately.


0le_Hickory

It’s not shaving cream. That’s his beard. Doug is all grey. A kid called him old man sand he is denial so he is shaving the grey beard so he can still be a kid despite being 42. Happy midlife crisis.


imJGott

PORKCHOP!


theflamingsword101

When Doug came back from Iraq he was a changed man...


ViolentHippieBC

So, is the tattoo on backwards?


_far-seeker_

I guess so he can read it with a mirror? 😉


OkBaconBurger

Crazy. I never really watched Doug but instantly knew what this was about.


kkkan2020

dougs seen some sh-t


psymonprime

Dude, he would totally have a beard.


Due_Addition_587

omg i love this


Opening_Success

I assumed it would be Skeeter peaking around the corner. Always thought they both went that way. 


EnvironmentalPack451

Why not both?


RyogAkari

Love it


NostalgicTX

If Doug looks like this wtf does Richie look like.


pazdeezy1

😂


Jatsu

“HELLLOOO DOUGLATH!!!!”


Ricky_Rollin

I love this show so much. There’s this fantastic documentary called the orange years. And it covers so many beloved shows like this. And you get to meet the creators and everything. You should check it out.


minibini

Awww, I love this!! 🤣


Used-Sun9989

I posted this once, and my first love/ grade school crush heart reacted it. It sent me for a total headspin.


Autumn_Forest_Mist

Did they end up together? Hurray!


manofredearth

War. War never changes... (Edit: Reminds me of the FO4 character generation scene)


ScreenTricky4257

Doug finally got to spread that Mayonnaise.


svenjamminbutton

You’re blowing my mind, Frank.


Kiloburn

The beginning of Fallout 4