**VERY IMPORTANT!** #1. All of these cats are being treated with the best of hospitality. They are chilling with the Zombies. #2. The cats are getting cursed, yes, but they all appear to be perfected fine! How they are getting cursed I do not know. #3. All of these cats have gone under basic safety procedures and un-sold ones are being kept safe. #4. I need to run a background check to see if you are qualified to own one. #5. I got all these cats from Rainfall due to some scientist making a ton of cats, so I was forced to adopt them all.

"You're. Welcome."

*hands you 500 rupee's* I'll take one wrath kitty please? *Points at the black one with red streaks*

Absolutely! Just let me run a background check… *Rummages through folders.* You seem A-okay to be an owner! *Hands you a Wrath Cat who falls in love with you immediately.* Be careful with him please! *Takes the Rupees.*

I will protect him with my life! *He goes on my shoulder* have a very nice day Unlucky

Have a good day now!

I'll take a cat of greed.

Let me run a background check. *Rummages through folders.* Which color?

Do you have any in black?

Ummm… let me look… *Poofs away and poofs back with a blade cat with Gold details.* Yep! I found one hiding!

Sweet, I'll take it! *pulls out a bag of rupees and takes out two gold ones* Keep the change

*tosses over 500 Rupees* One Cat of Wrath, please, jet black coat. A witch does need her black cat companion, after all!

**Pesky Bird: Well Hello Unlocky.**

Unlocky is my grandfather. He works as a police officer.

**Pesky Bird: his right leg was tasty too**

What?

**((just to make it easier on myself pesky bird will be talking to you in this comment thread and none of my other characters))** **Hm?**

Eh, Nevermind.

**where did you even find cats the only thing around hyrule are wolves or dogs**

Raine messed up using a Cloning Machine, so I adopted all of them.

"Actually, that was due to me not knowing how to use the Sage of Life powers before I had Acrus eat the stone."

**ah got it. also i might've scared pulsar to half death i got into their lomei corp building and ate a bokoblin infront of them then put on my golden crown :p**

No thanks, but they are certainly very cute! I have all the pets I need. Do you have a Greed Cat?

Well yes I do! Would you like one?

I mean do you have a pet greed cat, for you?

Technically yes, I own all of these. But no I don’t have a pet nor am I planning on having one.

Can I get a black wrath cat *hands over 5 silver rupees*

Absolutely! Let me in a background check here… *Rummages through folders.*

Can I get a sloth cat?

500 Rupees, what color do you want?

Blue-gray, please. *Gives rupees*

Do they… know that they are getting cursed?

Yeah, they don’t mind it though. Interested in owning one?

Heh, I was worried for a second there. No thank you.

No problem! If you aren’t here to buy, get out.

*I am gone before you are finished talking*

Nah I'm good-

Then why are you here?

I was walking around and saw this

Huh. Well if you aren’t here to buy get out.

Okay bye! *I poof away*

Where’s lust? I feel like seducing link then killing gum in his sleep(Benny) would be pretty easy

None of the cats are getting cursed with Lust for some reason. ((No way I’m adding that))

Do it. We’ll give them to the zora and see what the hell happens

No.

Do it. Do it NOW.

Get out.

I’ll take a wrath cat *points at the gray one with black streaks* How much

Did you read the sign? It’s 500 Rupees.

Oh I was going to ask what the price was, *hands in 1000 rupees* Don’t ask how I got these I’ll take a wrath and a sloth

The white and gray sloth And the gray with jet black wrath

Absolutely. Let me run a background check. *Rummages through folders.*

???

You seem a-okay! *Takes the rupees.* And here you are! *Hands you the cats.*

(Both or one)

((Both))

(K) Thank you sir… I have created some masks… based off the four bosses of the temples… those were given to someone to sell but the dragon masks are all set for you to sell if you want…

I’ll take a cat of Sloth! *points at the cream colored one with black points* {I thought we were getting a cat of pride!} We both know we are too lazy for that. {We- actually no, no, your right on this-} Here’s 500 rupee’s Unlucky! Also your missing a sin-

I know I’m missing a sin. Let me run a background check. *Rummages through folders.*

Alright. *sits down on a chair* I’ll let you do that.

You seem good! *Takes the rupees and hands you the cat, taking the rupees.*

:D *doortals to my room in Rainfall with the cat*

Could I get a cat of sloth? One of the blue-gray ones. *I hand over 500 rupees*

Absolutely. Let me run a background check. *Rummages through folders.*

You're taking a really long time with the background check. Is everything alright?

Sorry I blacked out a second. Uh.. yes! Everything seems to be in order! Here you are! *Takes the rupees and gives you the cat.*

Thanks!

*Waits while you do the check*

Aww! Those cats are so cute! I wish I could get one! …But since Venzo can’t fly, they’re a lot more dangerous for him than they are for me, and he has a fear of them. And I won’t deny that they’re a bit dangerous for me to be around too… oh well. They’re still cute, though!

Well they are 500 Rupees if you’re interested.

No, I shouldn’t. I’d rather my boyfriend not get eaten.

Well if you aren’t here to buy then get out.

Ok! Sorry! I was just coming in to look for a second! *Quickly flies away*

I'll have one of each! \*gives you 3,000 rupees\*

Sure! Let me run a background check here… *Rummages through folders.* You seem A-okay! *Hands you a box full of the cats.* Take good care of them now. *Takes the rupees.*

good to have you back, old friend.

dogs of sin is what i'm looking for

Sorry, I don’t have any dogs.

you should have dogs

Well I don’t. So if you aren’t here to buy, leave.

I want the greed cat with the silver coat please

Absolutely! Let me run a background check!

I’ll take the gluttony cat with dark orange stripes and a rag doll sloth cat, please!

Of course! Let me do a quick background check here. *Rummages through folders.*

May I have my kitties please?

Right, background check complete. Of course you can! 1000 rupees for the bunch.

Yay!! Here’s the money.

Thank you very much! *Takes the rupees and gives you the cats.*

I’m going to name the glutton Garfield and the Sloth Smoothie!

Can I have a cat of gluttony? *takes 500 rupees out of my gloom inventory* The solid orange one, please

Absolutely! Let me run a background check.

So, ahh how long does a background check take? Not trying to be impatient but I have things to do

You seem perfect! Here you are! *Takes the Rupees and gives you the cat.*

😻😻 I’m gonna name it Gluten!

do you also have catfish? or just cats?

Just cats.

damn. fish cats?

Again, no.

fuck, thanks anyway

(Cool! I also love how you described the sloth cat as just a cat)

*Peels waks into the store* Heyyyy Unlucky! How’s the pet kidnapping business going- *he doesn’t get to finish his sentence before he is swarmed by an army of cats*

Peels, get the hell out of my store.

Help- *the cats stack onto him like a mountain (or catain in this case)* Me-

*Shoos the cats away and picks up Peels.* *Then kicks him out.* And don’t come back! *Slams the door.*

*the cats swarm around the door, slamming the door open and chasing the yiga in yellow down* It seems the cats really like m- *he doesn’t get to finish his sentence before he is swarmed by them yet again*

The cat of wrath will be useful when I’m mining so I don’t get rushed down by monsters in the caves. *takes out 500 rupees from my pocket*

Let me run a background check. *Rummages through folders.* It doesn’t seem like you are very active here… care to explain?

Wait, but I am a cat ((I so badly want to make a cat store now, lol))

((Don’t steal my idea)) Well Xeno owns a Greed Cat named Catlucky.

((I won't lol if I did anything cat related, it would just be like cat toys and cat elixirs)) neet, well, I might think about getting a cat, but I have no rupees

You don’t have any rupees?

Uhhh idk

Well we can’t have that! Here. Have these. *Hands you a large sack of 100,000 Rupees*

*looks in amaze* h-h-how many do you have!?!

This is nothing. Enjoy!

the fusion: i'll take a sloth cat and a wrath cat. *takes out 1,000 rupees*

the fusion: i'll also set my gloom levels to non-toxic

Let me run a background check.

the fusion: ok

So it looks like you are… a bit dangerous… the Cats here aren’t Gloom-Proof.

*perma-dies*

Welp. R.I.P.

Let me take an Envy one, tuxedo style.

Let me run a background check first.

Okay it looks like you aren’t too active here. Care to explain?

Oh I uh, didn't know I needed to. I'm never really active in Reddit, didn't know it was a requirement.

It isn’t here you are. *Pulls out the cat.* 500 Rupees.

*unfortunately never finished school and dropped out to join the yiga clan, therefore gives you 2 gold rupees.*

Thank you! Here is your change. *Gives you a silver rupee and the cat*

Thank you! Have a good one.

You have to pay.

I did though, unless *gives you 2 more gold rupees.

((I have sadly lost the ability to read. My bad.)) Wait… sorry, miscalculation! *Gives you the cat*

Bye bye! Thank you!

Hmm, how did you get so many cats

Raine gave them to me.

Okay where did he get them

She accidentally made a ton, so I was forced to adopt them.

... how do you mass produced cats

I didn’t. She made millions on accident.

How did she make cats by accident

She’s the supplier. Not me.

Okay

I'll take a sloth cat please*I give you 500 rupees

I want them all!

I don’t think you have the rupees

I have plenty of geo! May I pay with that instead?

I'll take a cat of Gluttony, with the orange and dark orange. They'll be called Gargar

I’ll take a cat of wrath please

Can I have a cat of Greed with gold fur?

Absolutely! Let me run a background check first.

I mean do you have to.... \*You see me with a pouch containing 3,000 rubies\*

…okay. Here. Tell no one. *Takes the rupees and gives you the Cat.*

Thank you I won't tell a soul

Hey unlucky, can I buy a Pride cat off you?