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[deleted]

Looks like all of those Lulu doop scuba hoodies from Amazon made it to her closet sale. I thought she loved them, there are multiple colors and I swear she just shilled them.


j3lli3fish

WHO IS PAYING $75 FOR USED PAJAMAS omg šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


StrawberryJully

She must be BROKE! Sheā€™s pricing this crap like sheā€™s a fancy department store šŸ« 


kjb76

https://preview.redd.it/c1v240nls1wb1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=883c8d24849090a88781f543868d6c8f92ad00a5 Ewwwww! Like anybody would want this bodysuit thatā€™s been up her butt/crotch.


[deleted]

It has a visible stain ewww


kjb76

Gross. I misses that.


mrsfezco

There are no sleeves on this body suit, why is it so hard for her to get anything right šŸ˜‚


HufflepuffStuff

One shoulder bodysuit is what she meant šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


vengefulbeavergod

ewww, immediently no


GlowingAmber11109

https://preview.redd.it/7m8wm1z3p1wb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30446bb579778b0552419c7c3395d9756c13dfca


GlowingAmber11109

https://preview.redd.it/mhmbr2ngp1wb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3192efdeec722cde34856f00bb16045575c318b9


rursable

Baby, if size L looks like that on you then you need not XL but XXL šŸ‘ Omg I knew she's a fucking liar but this blatant bs is sending me


GlowingAmber11109

No wonder she and Grimace can wear the same size taco


StrawberryJully

šŸ’€ It was only matter of time!!! Thanks for proving us all RIGHT!!! And itā€™s such a **stupid** things to even lie about!!!


GlowingAmber11109

It's so stupid! And all she is doing is telling people that amazon clothes don't fit right and they're going to stop clicking her links.


GlowingAmber11109

From the same reel, claiming "everything is a M" and here she is selling them, size LARGE. Liar and scammer, all to pretend she isn't overweight.


[deleted]

Liar, liar, size medium on fire!


FormalGlitterbug

She is such a dirty liar


vengefulbeavergod

literally


bibbinlavidaloca

This is one of the things that pisses me off the most! The fact sheā€™s so blatant about the lying and clearly doesnā€™t give a shit when sheā€™s found out! Itā€™s also a huge insult to everyoneā€™s intelligence like ā€˜oh theyā€™ll never know or find outā€™ šŸ˜ 


Nycshurm

What a loser. So many things misspelled, everything is overpriced and all the shoes are visibly crusty AF. And in true useless MS fashion, there is no search bar or search function, so if I was the type of utter moron to actually want to buy this fugly-narsty shit, Iā€™d have to scroll and look through every item one by one. Usually when people are as desperate for money as MS is, they will do their best to appeal to customers and do whatever they can to hustle. Price competitively, design a good website, make it easy for the customer to buy things. But she has failed yet again in absolutely every possible way there is to fail. Sigh.


thehotmcpoyle

Yeah the site is a mess to navigate. Sheā€™d probably have much better luck on eBay. At least sheā€™d have a much larger potential buying audience there, but that would probably be too much work for swerty.


Living-Sundae6

Also not sell on their dumb website no one knows about. But sheā€™s trying to avoid the fees from like Poshmark or eBay. While also being delusional that anyone wants her gross sloppy dirty seconds.


Nycshurm

She would be laughed right out of Poshmark! Poshmark has a comment feature on all listings, and some users have taken to roasting those with gross items for high prices. What I would give to see the comments on her listings if she were to ever post them there.


thehotmcpoyle

Sheā€™s selling this dress too. A medium, of course. I canā€™t tell if this is the same dress [on the H&M website](https://www2.hm.com/en_us/productpage.1204941004.html), but itā€™s priced at $50 there. https://preview.redd.it/97n31k5jt0wb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08ccd55398da183b3c6a5e734d335e392bfc2bae


Fickle-Spell

I canā€™t believe sheā€™s selling the dress she wore to receive her SPIRIT STICK


Synth903

![gif](giphy|ybS2wHiit7AJd5ArKp|downsized)


kjb76

Iā€™m a sucker for sequined anything so this is the kind of thing Iā€™d buy. But not from her.


Frank82341

The dress is really cute when its the right size (on the models). Big M seems to like her dresses to fit like sausage casing.


[deleted]

She's selling it already??? Girl i can't


RelatableMolaMola

[This dress is legendary!](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/owfYmYIrUG)


[deleted]

She must have seen the unfiltered pics from the hun event and **finally** realized this dress really wasnā€™t working for her


Reluctantagave

She had to have flashed everyone.


WearyBitterCynical

I can't believe she's selling this favorite of hers. And of course she also wore it at Disney when she accepted her spirit "award" participation trophy https://preview.redd.it/kr43o8mmw0wb1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=96b60a94e3a058fe9d3b6c088dd9066fa56c464d


unsharpenedpoint

Ahh, when she wanted to be a rockette!


duckordecoratedshed

And when she wanted to be KG! (stole her face here)


j3lli3fish

Someone commented this before but if Iā€™m buying something, I want to know what the actual brand is, not if biscuit brain consider it a lululemon DuPe


twEYElitedream

Someone please tell me the *used and very dirty* Tory Burch white sandals are still on there šŸ¤£ yes she was really trying to sell shoes that were legitimately stained with foot prints.


thehotmcpoyle

I didnā€™t see those, but there were some nasty formerly white sneakers and these beauts: https://preview.redd.it/3tk7t0xnu0wb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5c3453f8b84122a9e15caf978ee0a05a2b511ad


Jellyfishkitty_

150 dollars? Is she fucking nuts?


KilgoreeTrout

Yes!!


unsharpenedpoint

I was going to say that those look like theyā€™re in decent shape but the logo on the brown one (our right) is chewed up. The picture quality is poor, too. They looked okay until I zoomed


Pitiful_Raspberry_79

Does anyone actually buy this cheap garbage??? I usually donate anything I donā€™t want anymore, but I do have a few things that are brand new Iā€™m trying to sell at extremely low prices on Poshmark and NO ONE is biting. Surely SHE canā€™t be actually selling any of this?!! At these prices?? In this condition? Right????


twEYElitedream

I wonder this as well. I donate all my old clothes because I'm for one, entirely too lazy to even attempt to sell my old clothes, and two, I really don't think anyone would actually want to buy them and thus they get donated. No one can convince me anyone is buying this shit they can get BRAND NEW on Amazon sometimes cheaper than what she's selling.


Emily5099

The outrageous prices all make perfect sense if you rememberā€¦ 1. She actually thinks sheā€™s a celebrity and if anything, she should be charging her ā€˜fansā€™ more, andā€¦ 2. She has no ability to control herself and sheā€™s spent all her monthly trust fund payment way too early again, leaving her essentially broke until payday.


RollingNscrolling

Is she a trust fund baby?


Emily5099

Apparently she and her siblings all have one. It seems to have kicked in when she turned 30. She doesnā€™t make enough/any money with her MLM and powder scams, she just pretends to.


luciferslittlelady

Yes. Someone who knows her confirmed it privately to the sub mods.


thehotmcpoyle

Yā€™all. Can you believe sheā€™s parting with this iconic *leopared* dress?!?!?!? https://preview.redd.it/lvl1l5pz90wb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fab00d18e952ac45b8054f8916e54698692dccc5


Gooball5

Swerty doesn't mention that it's a maternity dress.


[deleted]

Is it $9 because of the sweat stains & smells?


Trash_Panda_511

That dress did her dirty šŸ˜‚


ComeOnOverAmyJade

Does it say what size it is?


thehotmcpoyle

Yep, a medium of course


DestroyHimMyRobots

Iconic! https://preview.redd.it/k0ls09ebh0wb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=366543afcf4664a15666434abda5605e4337ed61


DestroyHimMyRobots

Legendary! https://preview.redd.it/uen0ymh8h0wb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52d1206afbf2b05f161808b3fe2d879f3e276fb5


Emily5099

Farewell to the star of one of our best receipts. We appreciate your service. šŸ«” https://preview.redd.it/w3glgwh4d0wb1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b8e0cec66a26caff3174140335bf822be300cb3


[deleted]

That dress betrayed her so badly, Iā€™m surprised she even still has it! Like, it exposed her in a major way, Iā€™m surprised it made it home from Mecixo


DarlingVelvet

You gUIZe!!! She was on her period and was bloated when these pics were taken. Show some mercy!! ^huge^/s


[deleted]

Swelling from lipo


WearyBitterCynical

![gif](giphy|14jv8vrOdNlb4k) It served us valiantly.


Nycshurm

This is the queen of all Instagram vs Reality posts in the Swertyverse


enigmapopstarIsfun

I will never not comment on that giant control top panty visible in the unfiltered photo. That Lycra-Spandex waist band is working harder than she could ever fathom. Donā€™t get me wrong, I love me some control top garments for underneath my dress clothes. But Iā€™m not out here filtering myself to a size 2 and passing it off as authentic.


bedtimecarebear

the hardest working spandex C knows!! šŸ‘šŸ‘


missdespair

Oooooh she lowered the price... kinda tempted lol


Nycshurm

Yes from like $10 to $9, what a steal! šŸ¤®


missdespair

She was trying to sell it for even more when she initially listed it, if it weren't a biohazard $9 wouldn't be too much to own a piece of of MS history hahahahaha


757Posher

https://preview.redd.it/pbrsmeke90wb1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d52ec50b1d7ffbed61c3d27e73c1e3c6f1824a4e Wayment. She tryna sell those worn as hell Tory Burch sandals for $150 (black) and $125 (cognac). She done lost her damn mind for real.


cloudia-nein

Are the cognac TB sandals for 'sale' the same ones that have been fused to her feet during many outings over the past few years? Do they come with trace amounts of Swerty's crusty foot bits as a fungal bonus?


ComeOnOverAmyJade

They retail for $198. Itā€™s hilarious that she thinks someone will buy them for more than $10-$15.


Lavawitch

I just checked eBay out of curiosity. Thereā€™s a bunch for ~$50 and a few people looking asking retail for stuff still available from Zappos. I had no idea these were still so popular.


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[deleted]

She's a super dooper special and popular influencer though. Practically a celebrity, swerty! That increases the value of these heavily abused and dirty items substantially! She's practically giving them away!


757Posher

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Pitiful_Raspberry_79

In what WORLD. Omg I hate her.


Reluctantagave

I found a pair on Poshmark just now for $46 (are they fake? Who knows) but many in much better condition than hers at the price sheā€™s asking.


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

https://preview.redd.it/wxgaayg450wb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9f24fc8074d7b43289827426908ca0bf2bb158e Sheā€™s selling these as new, but wore them (at least for a photo) in Mecixo.


Ham_Slacks

I think that just means it's a new listing, not that the item is new.


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

I donā€™t think so. Other items that are new to the sale donā€™t have it, and itā€™s in the same location she has ā€œnwtā€ for other items.


pettymakeup

Haha good catch! I looove when yā€™all straight up catch her in a lie. Since she took them all the way to Mexico Iā€™m gonna assume she actually wore them around the resort there.


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

https://preview.redd.it/nix48nnc50wb1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5ef1927e1ea3ede3bf01aa7bf041587064323f0


[deleted]

Every time a receipt proves MS is a liar, an ā€˜influencerā€™ gets ~~their wings~~ a job.


DonkeyLongjumping670

Her crotch is eating those jorts..šŸ«£


kleedl

Didnā€™t see this one, that bed is sure bendy!


[deleted]

It was an exclusive DR Horton Resort.


[deleted]

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Nycshurm

Grotesque


trillium13

I can see why she's selling them since she can't even get her foot in there.


[deleted]

Swerty refuses to acknowledge that she has wide feet. Sometimes she compensates for it by going up a size but most of the time she just pretends her feet are a size medium and looks ridiculous in regular width shoes


GlowingAmber11109

Well, that's bc she bought them a size too big bc they didn't have her size and they were on sale and she has no self control. She has them listed as a size 8, but they're a 39, which is an 8.5-9.


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

The fit is wild. I was appalled when she first posted them, which is why I remember.


enigmapopstarIsfun

[Same top?](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/LTypg0JqwE) https://preview.redd.it/ad809uoh30wb1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cced53a0fa4777fd17901592ead9c1400b5f52c8


DayShahVoo

Itā€™s crazy how she lies about being a medium in this and then sells the damn thing a few months later and has to admit it was a large. Like why? Why do this lol


divinedeconstructing

I don't think so. The cups are very defined on the sale one and don't appear to be on the linked post.


RelatableMolaMola

No, it's this one from the Reel where she asked for help choosing a top for a concert. Putting the screenshot of her caption with the supposed size in the next comment. https://preview.redd.it/xhgxvghw50wb1.jpeg?width=885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc08dfa747b2a7d1b0b20149e7b5c14311fb22e


enigmapopstarIsfun

Itā€™s worse that I thought. šŸ˜¬ https://preview.redd.it/ullq3ysuk0wb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c2ea2df350c789bd2b8891d4c35fae448d310f


roastedmarshmellows

She's spilling out of a large... girlllll, bffr.


RelatableMolaMola

It really is remarkably bad šŸ’€


Lavawitch

And of course she launders all of this stuff before selling it.


RelatableMolaMola

Of course. https://preview.redd.it/9e9ifm6e60wb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9897fbc23ac7c9b28a06e3b0a3c79378b7d29d30


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Omfg


RelatableMolaMola

# SIZE LARGE Loving the nonsensical string of search terms at the bottom lmao https://preview.redd.it/dwso83o260wb1.jpeg?width=939&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edeb1fe31311d8dfd9c3635aa2003dd10d9b4fc6


Lavawitch

She is so tedious. But she must really need the $10 or whatever if she has to admit to wearing *gasp* a large. Iā€™d be way too ashamed to admit to lying about sizes. WTF cares what size she wears? So many people wear L/XL (me included), that they often sell out first.


unsharpenedpoint

Itā€™s arbitrary anyway. So many brands vary, especially on Amazon. I got a bunch of deep V neck shirts on Amazon and I got them in a large so I could wear them to dialysis and access my chest catheter. They fit huge, more like a 2X. Other similar shirts have fit smaller. Thatā€™s why I read size guides and reviews. You know, actually helpful information.


enigmapopstarIsfun

So the top is actually a large; are the pants actually at least an XL in real life?


RelatableMolaMola

Gotta be. Maybe they'll show up on her closet sale eventually too.


skinnylighter

So many of the pieces are listed as bigger sizes than she advertised on her page šŸ™„ this is obviously not a surprise to any of us but who does she think sheā€™s fooling?


barkingsilverfox

And yet they still looked way too small in her try ons


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[deleted]

Those sure are ugg alright


Pitiful_Raspberry_79

LMAOOO my fiancƩ ordered me a brand new pair of these slippers on Poshmark for $50. I guess the foot fungus costs $5 extra.


misssoci

Lmao noooooo! You can literally buy these at Ross for $40 right now. These look crusty.


styleless13

I definitely bought new one for $40 she should honestly just donate this stuff


caitcro18

$55 for some used ass slippers?! Gross.


[deleted]

Shes on a whole other planet, this chick


porterwagoneer

I would feel awkward even *donating* these.


bibbinlavidaloca

As an Australian where Uggs are issued at birth- in the end if theyā€™re battered like that, you just chuck em and get a new pair. The smells and sweat in the sheepskin I have always felt weird about donating totally thrashed pairs of shoes tbh. Anything else fair game! (Except underwear)


missdespair

I have a pair of shearling slides and they're perfectly hand washable with some Woolite, which is what I would do if I were to donate em. Not that MS would know or bother even if she did know.


couchpro34

Omg these look DISGUSTING wtf. Just throw them away for god's sake.


NonPlayableCat

I also love how shitty the photo is, probably no way to make these look good but at least you could take a picture with good lighting. This looks like it was taken in a basement or something.


unsharpenedpoint

Middle unit townhomes donā€™t have many windows šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


garrrrsh

Lolol right? Like theyā€™re haunted slippers. Now that I think about it, they probably are. Haunted of MSā€™s crust.


Ill_Pop540

Haunted slippers


[deleted]

I have these and as you might expect the fur can get a lil stinky. I clean and deodorize them, but guarantee swert has never done this


Michele_Ma_Belle

i just got a pair and would love to know how to clean and deodorize them!


[deleted]

Iā€™m no cleaning guru, but I am a slipper junkie so I do what works for me. I just use dish soap or baby shampoo to clean the insides and any dirt off and try not to get them soaked, but if I do I dry with my blow dryer lol. To deodorize I just sprinkle with baking soda and sit them outside.


KYcats45107

My teenager complains about girls that wear these to school because they stink when it rains/snows.


enigmapopstarIsfun

She doesnā€™t care as long as she gets her ~~coin~~ pennies.


suktupbutterkup

I read that as penises, I'll see myself out.


Reluctantagave

![gif](giphy|U6btA7Oenk5sk)


theallofit

Her single copper coin šŸ˜‚


CrzyPibbleSixx23

She always seems to post her clothing for sale towards the end of the monthā€¦ Bills due and rent is coming up.


Asturdsbabyshower

Dunno how it works in the US but there's an outstanding tax bill on her house. Plus the HOA fees. Plus whatever insane mortgage bill she gets every month. Plus the car payment. And her $800pm skin care. Good job she has 7 streams of income lol.


PeavyNeckVeins

Most people escrow their taxes (and often the homeowners insurance) with their mortgage payment, and the mortgage company pays them. She's gonna be in a world of hurt if her taxes and insurance aren't escrowed, because we all know swerty can't manage her money.


Only-Rope-3390

I was wondering if anyone had picked up on a correlation or not


enigmapopstarIsfun

When she panics for money I always think of how she was so balked and bothered when the HOA wanted their money as soon as she moved in. https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/AdnGuXDE0F


caitcro18

Like yes maā€™am, you owe HOA dues on the 1st of every month. It doesnā€™t matter that you moved in on the 23 of the previous month. Thatā€™s how that works.


Fuckburpees

To be fair HOA fees are absolutely insane in some place. But yeah, I donā€™t have any patience for her complaining about money ever since sheā€™s supposedly so successful.


enigmapopstarIsfun

Not Grannyā€™s favorite sweater! Why doesnā€™t she just send it to her Granny who loved it so much? https://preview.redd.it/55bizvx1szvb1.png?width=1277&format=png&auto=webp&s=f33c3bb9f8ae1687a209c53e786bcfb2c2758c86


vanekins123

Not the oversized bib!!! That she wore once lmaoo


WearyBitterCynical

I can't believe she's selling this already. It's not even winter yet and she's already selling a sweater she LOVED a month after she bought it. September 20th she did a reel for it.


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bigfischh

Because Granny c0mmented ā€œšŸ”—ā€ and got the link from Big M so she can get her 0.012 commission!


canihaveasquash

How is it SO square?!


suktupbutterkup

It's a properly sized dickie, she bought it cuz she liked the name.


FormalGlitterbug

Because sheā€™s shaped like a refrigerator!


Pitiful_Raspberry_79

Already!?!?