She could never take advice. She's prefers it "like that" and it's always not the norm for things. She probably believes all advice or tips are criticisms unless she is dolling it out .
I love this (blows kiss)
Edit: so I’m high, k? And just realized that could come off weird. Plus people sometimes think I’m a guy, so maybe that was creepier? I’ll prolly be back tomorrow to delete this.
I'm trying to understand how going from a 1700 SQ ft apartment to a 1300 SQ ft townhouse means things are more "spread out", because the math ain't mathing.
That is some aggressive contour. I get it. Sometimes you just gotta really grind that shit in. Just completely attack that spackle like coating of beige you've already got on your face! Gotta really contort your facial muscles to get the skin tight enough to really just force it into your face plaster.
If that doesn't work you can always just get an actual trowel and scoop it onto your face. Then slap yourself around with it for a bit to really mix it in.
putting bronzer on most of your forehead isnt that weird (rihanna does it!) but M is focusing it wierdly on the center of her forehead which doesn’t make sense lmao and her application… damn she’s so hamfisted with everything
Also not a make up person and cant understand why she's so ghostly white. Did she put something on to make herself kleenex white and then slap bronzer on top of that?? Just seems so uncomfortable
Edit to add: she's applying that maybe-bronzer like it doesn't want to go on her face(?!) Why is she aggressively painting it on??
She doesn’t want to risk having even a sliver of skin showing. She raves about how clear and smooth her skin is but then spackles on makeup like war paint.
She applies makeup as though she's an alien and her only example of applying makeup was from watching one episode of RuPaul's Drag Race but she obviously didn't pay enough attention.
For all of you who are ridiculing her makeup application skills: she’s a pRoFEssIoNaL MaKeuP aRtiST*. Stay in your lane and learn from the expert!
^*^not ^licensed ^in ^the ^state ^of ^Tennessee
I only put on a full face of makeup when I’m 1) going to work 2) going out socially. other than that I rarely wear much (no hate on those that do - I’m lazy). but I can NOT fathom caking on as much makeup as she does on a daily basis to ….. what? sit around and pretend like you’re working? film “content” no one asks for?
I never really understood her idea of when to wear makeup, like she had a full, heavy face going to the gym but then nada at some things, like plant event. I mean to each their own but make it make sense
INSANITY. And I here I have one Christmas tree / Holiday tree that I’ve continued to re-purpose (if you will) as it came pre-lit but the lights went out a few years ago. I just use different lights (which works better cause you can switch it up) and you can’t even tell… I keep telling myself I’ll buy one during the after Christmas sales but it’s not a priority to be honest, thus why I haven’t 🤷🏼♀️
I’d rather put that money elsewhere into investments or some thing. Having a new Christmas tree, (or more than one bloody Christmas tree) has zero use for me and my life personally. I do see the appeal and why some people may like that look for their home(s). Totally cool!! I’m sure those people aren’t throwing away their fake reusable trees yearly to buy new ones either tho so… idk.
The consumerism and waste is what really disgusts me.
You know she doesn’t re-use much… Everything has to be new so that she can brag “DoCtor MonEy” to her fake followers and bots lol 😂
It's really strange to me the way she flattens down her entire face with a thick layer of badly matched foundation only to then have to paint dimension back on with contour and all that. Not even specifically a dig at MS because she's not the only person who does it, but she's so heavy handed with all the product that it's just extra ridiculous to see.
And this is where "the hairline from hell" comes from.
https://preview.redd.it/vv7n3xcksyxb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=285826e9ebcbefcaefad24ffc13d43c59981417d
Also, she is so aggressive with applying her makeup. Easy, Big M.
It is the filters though. I was going through a glitchy reel from the girls trip to the beach and if you go through it frame by frame, some frames are just a transparent background with the filters faces. It's crazy.
i’ve wondered this too
if I were her, with all this money she allegedly has, i’d invest in a procedure or products to fix those undereyes before I ever bought a mercedes or a god damned 5th christmas tree
I can be very heavy handed. I press so hard when I write that I have a bump on my middle finger.
That contour application is INSANE. How you can be THAT heavy handed is wild. Like you’d have to try. To be so un self aware is wild!!!!
I’m 37 and don’t think I have ever known anyone else, other than my dad (his is very mild though) that had one!
I feels so good to finally know I’m not alone and have finger friends!!!
Team heavy handed with a ring finger callus. I always absentmindedly touch mine with my thumb when I need to be reminded which way is “right”. I have been doing that since I was a little kid.
I can’t even remember the last time I wrote more than a few words with an actual pen/pencil! I fill out planners and write lists but that’s about it nowadays.
God I hope I don’t look like MS when applying makeup though! I’m going to be more mindful of that!
I hate myself for this but I really really like that candy cane curler. If I didn't already have a perfectly useable one (which... SHE DID TOO??) I would definitely fall prey to its pepperminty allure.
And that's the difference between you and big M, you have the barest modicum of awareness to stop and say, I already have one of these and it works fine, I don't need another even though it is very cute.
This is obviously a foreign concept in the middle unit townhome.
Makeup brushes work better when they’re not FILTHY.
Also if she’s attempting to contour she should be depositing the color near her ear tragus and blending it forward, not the fucking _apple of her cheek_.
This dunce charged people real human money to do their makeup and styled herself as a professional artist!
TWO Christmas trees in the bedroom alone? I definitely see another Halloween situation where she hypes up xmas all November then does nothing special for the actual holiday time due to burn out
Would anyone’s partner (of any gender) want two Christmas trees in their bedroom? My husband would laugh me out of the house
Imagine being 30 and already looking like this
SHE'S 30!!!??? wowser I'd of put her at going 40. I'm genuinely surprised.
Yes, swerty. I joined this sub when she was still 27 and I also thought she was at least 40. But alas 🤣
🤣 the meanness she carries inside is certainly showing
The only influencing she does is reminding me to wear UV protection.
Christ almighty, she looks like she’s mashing potatoes not applying makeup 😳
Yeah, the roughness with the delicate skin on the face has definitely contributed to her aging more quickly. Be gentle with your face, folks!!
I know she’s always so aggressive with the application
our bedroom 😂😂😂
The countour/bronzer :( that is just not blended much at all
She really just smashed that contour into her skin, didn't she?
Trying to fill her empty life with meaningless distractions. You can tell she’s bored out of her skull. Get a job you lazy sack of bricks!
I just can't with this. I've never seen anyone apply make up like this. The sniffing. The christmas themed hair curling thing.
I couldn’t even pay attention to the words because the make up application was so odd. I was wondering if it was me, but glad it’s not just me!
Ok, good. I don't wear makeup so I wasn't sure but I was wondering why she was grinding it into her face like a pestle into a mortar.
Why is she so rough applying her makeup? Good grief.
Because her mom never gave her the time of day to learn useful things. Lol in reality she probably doesn’t feel her pillow face 🤣
Beautube can and does exist though.
She could never take advice. She's prefers it "like that" and it's always not the norm for things. She probably believes all advice or tips are criticisms unless she is dolling it out .
Never mind that, I audibly gasped when she put that contour on!
On the APPLES
Ok, don’t tell anybody? But my friend, she’s crazy with Christmas and has 5 trees of different sizes. Swertahgahd.
Am I your friend? Jk I only have 3 but one is for my office….
I just bought my third today. A 4 ft black one for Merry Creepmas. 🤷🏻♀️ I take the serotonin where I can
That’s how it starts…
Her skin is suffocating
 But with her face
I love this (blows kiss) Edit: so I’m high, k? And just realized that could come off weird. Plus people sometimes think I’m a guy, so maybe that was creepier? I’ll prolly be back tomorrow to delete this.
She has more trees than she does bedrooms
And brain cells
Who needs bedrooms when you have no friends or family that cares to visit your insufferable ass lol
Does...does she know what contour is meant to do? Why is she putting a dark shade on TOP of her cheekbones??
#MUA
I'm trying to understand how going from a 1700 SQ ft apartment to a 1300 SQ ft townhouse means things are more "spread out", because the math ain't mathing.
Because she has two stories. Duh. 💁♀️
It legit looks like she put diarrhea on a makeup brush and smeared in on her cheeks and forehead
That is some aggressive contour. I get it. Sometimes you just gotta really grind that shit in. Just completely attack that spackle like coating of beige you've already got on your face! Gotta really contort your facial muscles to get the skin tight enough to really just force it into your face plaster. If that doesn't work you can always just get an actual trowel and scoop it onto your face. Then slap yourself around with it for a bit to really mix it in.
This is legit advice 😂😂😂
I do not understand her makeup. Or much else about her tbh.
*Snort
I just can’t get over how awful she looks. Bloated, tired, rode hard and put up wet
And she sounds like her tongue has slipped down her throat.
I’m not a makeup person but is she putting g contour/bronzer all over her forehead? Is that what you are supposed to do lol
putting bronzer on most of your forehead isnt that weird (rihanna does it!) but M is focusing it wierdly on the center of her forehead which doesn’t make sense lmao and her application… damn she’s so hamfisted with everything
Also not a make up person and cant understand why she's so ghostly white. Did she put something on to make herself kleenex white and then slap bronzer on top of that?? Just seems so uncomfortable Edit to add: she's applying that maybe-bronzer like it doesn't want to go on her face(?!) Why is she aggressively painting it on??
Lol I believe that’s just high coverage foundation. Think of it as a blank canvas then you add everything else to add color, depth and dimension
She doesn’t want to risk having even a sliver of skin showing. She raves about how clear and smooth her skin is but then spackles on makeup like war paint.
I wonder how many Ulta gift cards will fit under all those trees. Oh wait, she swore off Ulta when she found Face Food. Oh, well!
Jesus she even bought the Christmas themed overnight curler thing.
She applies makeup as though she's an alien and her only example of applying makeup was from watching one episode of RuPaul's Drag Race but she obviously didn't pay enough attention.
For all of you who are ridiculing her makeup application skills: she’s a pRoFEssIoNaL MaKeuP aRtiST*. Stay in your lane and learn from the expert! ^*^not ^licensed ^in ^the ^state ^of ^Tennessee
https://preview.redd.it/xpj8pjers0yb1.png?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46c4bf90fc773b9066e0ae082454e8103b13e9c7
What was going on in this screenshot???
I think this was back when she was shilling Younique, so just normal hun things, I guess
Wait, is this new? Does she really have christmas decorations up?
Yes & yes
I wont say “I” have 5 Christmas trees but my wife sure does.
Why is she digging that brush into her face so hard???
Right looks so painful!!
She's an uncultured clod. She does everything over-aggressively.
Her “allergies” are acting up again
Aggressive application. Please follow for more great ideas and tips /s.
Who puts on their bronzer like that?????????
She should just have C airbrush her face. She has awful color matching skills and is so heavy handed with her brushes.
That’s a wild contour technique wtf
So insane 😂
Which one of you taught her to do her makeup like that?😂😂
Younique
Ooop … jumpscare https://preview.redd.it/ww4sjd258zxb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0099ff18efd176fa83e26eecb7628182c1249c3
Looks like a pale Trump
She looks like a thumb.
That’s offensive to thumbs.
I was literally startled when she first appeared … call that a shade match?
Lmao this just makes it even more heinous that she marketed herself as a MUA
I only put on a full face of makeup when I’m 1) going to work 2) going out socially. other than that I rarely wear much (no hate on those that do - I’m lazy). but I can NOT fathom caking on as much makeup as she does on a daily basis to ….. what? sit around and pretend like you’re working? film “content” no one asks for?
I never really understood her idea of when to wear makeup, like she had a full, heavy face going to the gym but then nada at some things, like plant event. I mean to each their own but make it make sense
No way she’s contouring her nose with that huge brush! 😂
I mean she's really just haphazardly painting stripes on there.
exactly what i was thinking!! this ✨make up artist✨ has no idea what works for the shape of her nose
https://preview.redd.it/5mijj3x33zxb1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea86665f95e35cc23ae9eb51f22fbdbf740331ab
https://preview.redd.it/nmi1tivy2zxb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed393147f9e8ad426fa0dd512db6bb745c955776 Much flattering
The way she applies bronzer is offensive. I can only imagine what this looks like in person
https://preview.redd.it/gx55cqu7zyxb1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=ffee7f1e8a800fa4eb3d82b6361810515e6f5525 Holy shit she looks like Trump 😂
Someone else posted another shot and I commented the same thing. It’s uncanny and hilarious
i JUST commented about her nose but howwww does she not know the way she does nose contouring makes it look bigger 😭
Bigly
Omg yes. With the jowls. (NOT saying she has jowls but the expression she is making makes her look like she does).
What’s the thing in her hair?
Heatless curler she’s just showing off her Christmas themed one
INSANITY. And I here I have one Christmas tree / Holiday tree that I’ve continued to re-purpose (if you will) as it came pre-lit but the lights went out a few years ago. I just use different lights (which works better cause you can switch it up) and you can’t even tell… I keep telling myself I’ll buy one during the after Christmas sales but it’s not a priority to be honest, thus why I haven’t 🤷🏼♀️ I’d rather put that money elsewhere into investments or some thing. Having a new Christmas tree, (or more than one bloody Christmas tree) has zero use for me and my life personally. I do see the appeal and why some people may like that look for their home(s). Totally cool!! I’m sure those people aren’t throwing away their fake reusable trees yearly to buy new ones either tho so… idk. The consumerism and waste is what really disgusts me. You know she doesn’t re-use much… Everything has to be new so that she can brag “DoCtor MonEy” to her fake followers and bots lol 😂
What are these makeup colors? It looks like she is smearing mud on her face.
It's really strange to me the way she flattens down her entire face with a thick layer of badly matched foundation only to then have to paint dimension back on with contour and all that. Not even specifically a dig at MS because she's not the only person who does it, but she's so heavy handed with all the product that it's just extra ridiculous to see.
A candy cane heatless curls thing too…..🤦🏻♀️
“None of the upstairs is decorated”… except for the THREE Xmas trees 🤔
If only she was taxed for how much she fills up landfills with trash.
Guys, cut her some slack. She didn’t go as ham (fisted) as she normally does.
And this is where "the hairline from hell" comes from. https://preview.redd.it/vv7n3xcksyxb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=285826e9ebcbefcaefad24ffc13d43c59981417d Also, she is so aggressive with applying her makeup. Easy, Big M.
Wow. Now we know. My money had always been on the filters.
It is the filters though. I was going through a glitchy reel from the girls trip to the beach and if you go through it frame by frame, some frames are just a transparent background with the filters faces. It's crazy.
It’s just a thick brown stripe on her forehead 😭
Kinda like a Bert brow  Edit for edits sake. Ugh damn spell checker replacer bot
Does she realise that she doesn’t actually need to fill every available space with seasonal deck-or?
Ok seriously what is going on with those tear trough canyons? They got really bad really fast. Did she get more cheek filler? Help me understand
i’ve wondered this too if I were her, with all this money she allegedly has, i’d invest in a procedure or products to fix those undereyes before I ever bought a mercedes or a god damned 5th christmas tree
Translation: those ccs are maxed out, trust fund payment hasn't dropped, and she can't return anything else so she's gotta wait to go buy new shit.
Makeup lessons exist, Swerty.
Why is she breathing so hard? Is moving her arm too much of a work out?
She was (grossly) snorting and sniffling throughout the live. She said her nose is stuffy and she’s been feeling like crap since Boston
Covid? Again?
She sounds really congested
I can be very heavy handed. I press so hard when I write that I have a bump on my middle finger. That contour application is INSANE. How you can be THAT heavy handed is wild. Like you’d have to try. To be so un self aware is wild!!!!
I've got one on my middle finger too!
I can’t believe there are so many of us!! I always thought I was alone in this!
Finger callus friends!
I’m 37 and don’t think I have ever known anyone else, other than my dad (his is very mild though) that had one! I feels so good to finally know I’m not alone and have finger friends!!!
Team heavy handed with a ring finger callus. I always absentmindedly touch mine with my thumb when I need to be reminded which way is “right”. I have been doing that since I was a little kid. I can’t even remember the last time I wrote more than a few words with an actual pen/pencil! I fill out planners and write lists but that’s about it nowadays. God I hope I don’t look like MS when applying makeup though! I’m going to be more mindful of that!
I have one on my ring finger! Lol
Also part of the writing callus on the ring finger group.
Same! Mine is from writing and eating. 😉
Writing for sure. Especially since i dont hold a pen/pencil the “right way”
Finger bumps unite!!!!
I have a writers bump as well.
Oh, me too! There are dozens of us. Dozens!
I never knew they were so common! I’ve got one on my middle finger on my dominate hand
I make myself crazy being mindful about it, but the writing I just can’t break it!
Heck, I’ve had mine since I was 6 or so, just checked my hand 30 years later. Still there! That’s just how our hands are :)
Yep!! Same age as you and it’s much smaller than when I was school writing all the time, but she’ll always be there lol
I just looked at mine and it is smaller, but still there.
I hate myself for this but I really really like that candy cane curler. If I didn't already have a perfectly useable one (which... SHE DID TOO??) I would definitely fall prey to its pepperminty allure.
And that's the difference between you and big M, you have the barest modicum of awareness to stop and say, I already have one of these and it works fine, I don't need another even though it is very cute. This is obviously a foreign concept in the middle unit townhome.
And still can’t manage a proper foundation match
One is one too many, one more is never enough
THE CONTOUR
Whooooo the hell applies contour like that??? Omg
I left out the part where she literally lifted her chin and applied it HEAVILY in a downward motion 💀💀
 Just needlessly aggressive 💀
It looks like a caricature of the heavy beat look of the 2016s beauty influencers.
Ikr! It actually looks painful!
Makeup brushes work better when they’re not FILTHY. Also if she’s attempting to contour she should be depositing the color near her ear tragus and blending it forward, not the fucking _apple of her cheek_. This dunce charged people real human money to do their makeup and styled herself as a professional artist!
Omg I literally gasped when I first saw her face. Something HAS to be wrong with her to not see how bad that make up is. Holy shit
It's called drunkenness.
Omggggg she is so rough!
 TWO Christmas trees in the bedroom alone? I definitely see another Halloween situation where she hypes up xmas all November then does nothing special for the actual holiday time due to burn out