T O P

  • By -

unexpectedgeek

The creeper in the comments during her live… https://preview.redd.it/77jawa0tfxyb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19807651fdc695bb780387170b4dbbb7d147b8fd


mmmohhh

55 year old woman who’s had shit ton of work done.


StrawberryJully

Yikes


kaleidoscopicfox

She looks like Flabber from Big Bad Beetleborgs. https://preview.redd.it/pabpx4m93vyb1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e83f26584117d70ac4a25dc3c58d56a11e24208b


thezombiejedi

Okay, busted cousin of Annabelle ![gif](giphy|ghe9ImNiNyLqUXMp9A|downsized)


No-Needleworker-2696

Good lord she's turned herself into a furby


rachel_soup

https://preview.redd.it/u56d9na2fuyb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e8cd45f5e01ec87ab2b2b50f85d3c3a93cb009 I did a very quick DIY Furby costume for Halloween and I agree.


Relative-Load-8490

You did good!


rachel_soup

It’s on one of those blanket hoodies and I made a little headband with ears too 😂 very comfy and easy costume!!


HufflepuffStuff

Some people win the genetic lottery and are blessed with stunning good looks. That’s something our swearty MS has never had to contend with! In fact, she strays further from what most people would consider attractive with each passing month given her excessive face injections, distaste for SPF and routine skincare, plus her obvious inability to control her alcohol and food intake. She hates herself but doesn’t have the willpower or drive to make meaningful lifestyle changes. If it was anyone else I’d feel bad for them, but Big M can reap what she’s been sowing.


lbnovisad

![gif](giphy|12XNRtl6kZxQVq)


Therealjimslim

https://preview.redd.it/chq5qtvyatyb1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbcb76cc0a8e18d32cae0c1ee1b415da5f881cfc


djrdinky

Thank you for this


babe__ruthless

She really reminds me of Amy Schumer. And that’s not a compliment


HufflepuffStuff

Especially given Schumer’s horrific islamaphobic rhetoric recently. Def not a compliment


Pitiful_Raspberry_79

Sorry but how much weight has she gained recently??? And yet she’s still rambling on about the trimshit keeping off “an additional” 5 pounds lol k.


Legitimate-Concern73

🗿


No_means_noo

![gif](giphy|H3T6oUzwJQCIaajzp3|downsized)


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I love him!


No_means_noo

Eugene and Dan are national treasures


Candi_Calculus

![gif](giphy|3FmmhJdHN4PSESllzZ)


[deleted]

She could not try any harder to look happy. She still fails miserably.


theCaityCat

I wasn't expecting a jumpscare when I got home from work today.


PazzaMammina

I wonder how ugly most of us would find her if she were a decent person. It's hard to say but I think I would maybe be able to say she was just plain, sort of normal, nothing to look twice at but I find her repulsive.


Emily5099

https://preview.redd.it/aw3isz6uhtyb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c042464a3ae25c6c4159e98e142b4c7eec93a5e Please click to enlarge. (I can’t remember if I saw this Roald Dahl quote in this sub or another one, please let me know if I’m doubling up.)


Librae25

This is perfection


kristin_xo

Her personality makes her ugly af even though her NATURAL and REAL features aren’t horrible and I would say she is pretty average for a human being despite going overboard with the botox/fillers. If I were to pass her on the street or in a public place, I wouldn’t look twice cause she isn’t anything to really gawk at IRL. But because of how shitty her personality is, it makes her even more unappealing and extremely unattractive. Also, she hates herself just as much as many of us hate her which I think is actually pretty sad. Unfortunately her upbringing has also enabled her to grow into an immature entitled brat so I won’t give her the benefit of the doubt. 💁🏻‍♀️✨


No_means_noo

I still wouldn’t find her pretty. I truly mean I find parts of her face kind of repulsive (the self inflicted problems) and things she can’t even control like her eyes being too close together just unfortunate, but I would have 0 inclination to say it aloud if it seemed like she were nice and just doing her best lol. Actually i guess i prob wouldn’t analyze her face to begin with


RelatableMolaMola

I don't think I'd give her looks a second thought. I find that unless someone is specifically soliciting opinions on their appearance or making it their brand, I don't really notice people's physical flaws unless they're shitty people. Then it's kind of a free for all. She's a very shitty person and that really emphasizes, you know, all the many physical flaws.


[deleted]

Honestly if she just left herself alone she would be average and would blend in. Now that she’s a caricature, she sticks out like a sore thumb


bedtimecarebear

exactly what crosses my mind whenever i look through this sub… and you’re right - in my life, the most average looking people became beautiful to me as i got to know them, it’s a phenomenon i honestly love


RedL0bsterBiscuit

Ope......for a minute there, I thought I accidentally snuck into Trolls playing at the movie theatre.


rursable

Solid Medium sized face.


ThatCommunication423

But could size down to a small


SassOfTheBluegrass

Small face on an XL head


[deleted]

Cement lookin face


KatieKhaos1

![gif](giphy|XuLXZa0PJNiV2)


ayweller

Ugh


HipHopChick1982

I know I say this alot, but... GAH!


TheBaneofNewHaven

I’m sorry I’m double commenting but I can’t even begin to describe the laugh noise that I made when I scrolled back by this in my feed.


HipHopChick1982

Did anyone check on you to make sure you're alright?


TheBaneofNewHaven

No, my dog just got upset that I woke him up.


HipHopChick1982

As they do!


tovasfabmom

Omg


TheBaneofNewHaven

I’m way too stoned for this right now, bruhhh.


gnutz4eva

Bruh are you me?


PitifulParfait

https://preview.redd.it/91d9rgvcesyb1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32abf2d998e7e44454467abb53746398572862fc


NessAvenue

Don't.


Impossible-Task

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Bad, terrifying, horrid.


Animaldoc11

Her eyelashes are just gross


Ill_Pop540

So is the rest of her face.


SnooAdvice8756

![gif](giphy|Dwt6Em1Ce5OH1UXslc|downsized)


Varicella__Zoster

Uncanny! 😄


nomiesmommy

Bhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


_poptart

I made that exact noise at that gif before I scrolled down and saw your comment - I even did a little snort at the end


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|13RUuiCqYuA7xC|downsized)


champagne_raptor

I love your flair! 🤣


Trashyanon089

Yo that's a crazy divet under her eyes. Is that from too much cheek filler?


ExpertAverage1911

Overall consensus is fat loss from lash serum. They've been proven to cause orbital fat loss with long term use. Combine that with naturally and totally nornal deep tear troughs, excessive filler and bloat from her lifestyle, it's creating an extra sunken effect.


gnutz4eva

….. why is she using an eyelash serum that giving her eye caves when she “professionally” gets fake eyelashes 🤦‍♀️


ilikecatsmorethanppl

Shes very unfortunate looking


twEYElitedream

Dude it's 75° out today. There's nothing cozy about today when I'm in shorts and a tshirt. I'm also confused as to who this person is because it matches none of her photos or reels.


enigmapopstarIsfun

Where’s that snatched jawline? https://preview.redd.it/y92mwbvj9syb1.png?width=1279&format=png&auto=webp&s=58b8655460be0dd2308cd9d15588ed55a2844337


NessAvenue

And those enormous eyes she can do "so many make up lewks with"??


SassOfTheBluegrass

She had to return it to Amazon


SmashleyL917

I snorted 🤣


ThoseAreBlueToo

Right here ma’am! https://preview.redd.it/n0dhjizgmsyb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9548e17395a08cbc92c5c2c5bb87daf3707e33c


misssoci

I almost started to believe she’d actually lost weight but damn this is a huge difference.


Lost_Flamingo

She’s got that incrediboy jawline https://preview.redd.it/p2t49wq0msyb1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d64f1a296a989ad90cba14d24255602a5a7796


enigmapopstarIsfun

They’re doppelgängers! The mask on his face looks like her attempt at a smokey eye. https://preview.redd.it/zzznalupnsyb1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e232daba7a02d190544334f9d1c6e387cf0bd49


DrinkItInMaaannn

Whoa!! That is actually laughably bad. Can’t believe she had the audacity to ever call herself a makeup artist…


kristin_xo

https://preview.redd.it/g5n5cg358syb1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d50e61eff1bc29e92b0f900c00b3af1e42b0396 What happened to waif babe from 24 hours ago?! Silly me, she’s just \~\~bLoAtEd & sIcK\~


RelatableMolaMola

That lower lip is very bloated and still swollen from the lipo https://preview.redd.it/65iw0w0kftyb1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eedd3fa2fd4fbf2fb41138a2109f90c5e165d39b


Impossible-Task

![gif](giphy|ynLd7x3Fv9LTG)


flybynightpotato

The way they stick together because of the filler lump(s) is so, so gross.


RelatableMolaMola

It's one of the main reasons I find it so hard to watch her talking. They don't seal or part the way lips are supposed to 🥶


kristin_xo

https://preview.redd.it/yzaaw9039syb1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d44df5f07e215ee0d1cc247386dda02250664d6


SassOfTheBluegrass

How can someone be so dead eyed yet crazy eyed at the same time?


OhhOKiSeeThanks

The pure white and her heavy makeup make me fear for that sweater. I think you can actually see a makeup ring on the sweater at her neckline.


SassOfTheBluegrass

Yep! I think you’re right!


carbsafter10

The gasp I gusped!


HipHopChick1982

I asked this of someone else...did anyone check on you to make sure you were ok?


inthetalltallgrass

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. That is one rough looking 30 year old.


paymeinwampum

https://preview.redd.it/7gagcio36syb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a4d322aa2c4158e3d1bf5f02eaea0030ab9e687


sorandom21

Uncanny


WearyBitterCynical

Robbie :(


NessAvenue

Awww much sad such a fun show


WearyBitterCynical

when I worked at an in-home daycare, I used to make the kids watch Lazytown just so I could ogle Sportacus and Robbie. 😂


NessAvenue

Haha yeah! I used to watch it with my son when he was little, we loved it.


enigmapopstarIsfun

Same brows, same chin, same forehead!


paymeinwampum

It’s uncanny!


Zitrinia

That second picture! Everything looks so swollen. The lips, her whole face….


SassOfTheBluegrass

I just recently finished 6 weeks of prednisone, and my face isn’t THAT swollen


AspirationionsApathy

She kind of reminds me of how I looked right after I had my baby, like right after in the hospital. I was so swollen i couldn't even put slippers on. And I'm opening myself to judgements but I also weighed 260 right then. I honestly think she weighs 100 pounds more than she says.


duckordecoratedshed

Oh man. You brought back an immedient post-partum memory. Couldn’t fit into the slippers I brought to the hospital because my feet were so swollen 🤣


AspirationionsApathy

I went home shoeless! Lol. I couldn't even get on socks.


couchpro34

I'm sorry, I thought Halloween was over?


KristinOTF

Ok that made me laugh out loud for real


LeonaLulu

That second pic is a total jumpscare.


DestroyHimMyRobots

Dead behind the eyes.


j3lli3fish

Busted


driii123

Immediently no.


lorrainebainesmccfly

Woof


Guinea_Peach

#oof


theallofit

Eyeliner expert in the house, watch out! Wings so ~~dull~~ sharp you’ll get a papercut!


[deleted]

It’s like Face Off the movie


ExpertAverage1911

Similar head proportions to present day John Travolta.


Bookssportsandwine

Ohhhh


hah226

No thank you


sojadedblond

Well, that is a *very* different face than the one(s) we usually see... It also doesn't match with Thigh Gap Babe, Hotdog Feet Babe (see recent slipper post) or Leggings Waif Babe. Chin Strap Babe may need to make another appearance, too. 🙄


goose_gladwell

What is she doing🥴


grandpagrandpa1

Tfw the filter slips and you go from ~*vanilla*~ to BiG M real quick


blissedofff

https://preview.redd.it/7h57key8yryb1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=315a9bd9aa624a8db0dc17b91d58b0b87368cd38


Gooball5

Honk!


flybynightpotato

I feel like she read our comments about her face being too small for her head and has just been slowly blowing up her features. It's not working for her.


GlowingAmber11109

This face matches her voice.


RelatableMolaMola

I am once again reminded of Chandler's dad from Friends (RIP Matthew Perry)


theboogeyman_slayer

Charles Bing! Chandler's dad was way prettier though. (💔RIP Matthew)


RelatableMolaMola

The wedding rehearsal dinner scene was one of my all time favorites! The way he and Chandler's mom square up to each other, both looking fabulous 😂


theboogeyman_slayer

Charles: Aren't you a little *old* to be wearing a dress like that? Laura: Don't you have a little too much *penis* to be wearing a dress like that? Chandler: Oh my god... Edited: formatting


RelatableMolaMola

And when he wanted to borrow a necklace from Monica and she asked Chandler if he knew what kind of neckline he'd be wearing? Plunging.


theboogeyman_slayer

So good 🤣 absolutely love that show and need to do a rewatch


trillium13

![gif](giphy|1guRIRW8QdSte01T6Du)


seevoop

![gif](giphy|l3V0nzIFlQPh5LXYk)


CaregivingCapybara

Looking at this I think her mistake is trying to enlarge every feature. If she focused on eyes OR mouth she might look more balanced.