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occultpretzel

What a jumpscare


Classic-Cantaloupe47

Holy nightmares Batman! Well, there goes taking a nap today! What a crazy shit show she is!


halfgermanreject

The fake ass Chanel earrings circa 2006 lol


geek_the_greek

https://i.redd.it/54mp7pgewd2c1.gif


Terrible_Dance_9760

Looks just like my sleep paralysis demon. 🥴


Harperxx95

oh ma gah - what is going on with her coloring? she literally looks grey


[deleted]

Love that she's jumped on the heatless curls bandwagon precisely as this product has run its course and is now available in the dollar section of Target.


notoriouscvb

I've commented on this before in this sub, but I just cannot get my hair to stay longer than an hour tops using these things. Dunno if I'm just using it wrong, but judging on some of her pics I don't think she uses them correctly either lol


HMCetc

All most people need for good skincare is a simple moisturizer, sunscreen and a gentle cleanser/makeup remover. That's it. Fancy gadgets generally do more harm than good and expensive products don't do more than a decent cheap product. All they are are products from companies trying to make a buck. She's clearly not getting results.


cloudia-nein

That barnacle in her lip is really taking on a life of its own.


gmooz

How very….. descriptive


axelise_

Holy shit her eye discoloration makes her look like a zombie 💀


futuredarlings

![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


FlashyFeather876

https://preview.redd.it/zn9qarhmu72c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8620fa932d368882826580ac17bf81c58b52b079 It’s giving *hemorrhoids*


MNGirlinKY

My first thought was anus so you nailed it


No-Needleworker-2696

How sad is it that she literally paid to look like this...


glittergash

Wow this is tragic


mo0siego0sie

I have a lot of questions. Number one, HOW DARE YOU?


FlashyFeather876

I’m so sorry swerty


RelatableMolaMola

https://preview.redd.it/xcz1or7l582c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a134d2d445482a9b41861f7efc415b7440a882f4


theloglady0607

As a pregnant lady in her third trimester, can regretfully confirm accuracy of this.


FlashyFeather876

Bless you ❤️


megoober89

It looks like someone photoshopped the teeth into the middle of the lips


KatieKhaos1

![gif](giphy|g0Nz9CTafKof8fPpbO|downsized) OH MY GOD. Her skin.


TheWildMiracle

The discolouration around her eyes is insane! She looks so unhealthy:(


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

She vacuuming her face?


splashingspanich

Yes, essentially. It's supposed to be for blackheads on the nose. I don't really think you're supposed use it on other parts of the face.


[deleted]

Why the fuck are her lips ALWAYS in that position? pose? shape? It’s like her mouth is always open in a mishapen square


trillium13

I can't say I know anyone else with quadrangular lips.


Mflavfd

She tries so hard to hide that nose. Asshole lips too.


kingamara

What a horrible day to have eyes


sand_snake

Her skin is SO BAD.


KristinOTF

https://preview.redd.it/6nsf3a53372c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e30f215fbdf85bc567844539b80577552af301fb


PrettyDirt14

I too, made the awful mistake of zooming in on her face. 😳


theallofit

You know she’s broke broke bc she’s not getting her lashes done anymore


Jess613

Tbh she should take this as a blessing cause those lashes were fugly and extremely unflattering


theallofit

That’s true. I hate to give her a compliment but she looks far better without those curled licorice whips glued to her face.


Jess613

Licorice whips 💀


AngieBee

Is the flawless skin we are seeing from the collagen, or that scummy $$$ skincare from a fellow hun? Or maybe both are giving her skin this glow? /s


[deleted]

That healthy gray-yellow glow ☠️🌟


SassOfTheBluegrass

[https://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7lk4VnPT1qh17feo1_500.gif](https://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp7lk4VnPT1qh17feo1_500.gif)


paymeinwampum

Her mouth looks like a butt hole with teeth


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Omg 😂😂


magafornian_redux

I hate you so much right now. I mean, I upvoted your comment because I'm not a heathen, but I really hate you for implanting that image in my brain.


ComeOnOverAmyJade

She looks worse and worse everyday, and she wasn’t working with much to begin with.


courtneyrachh

s p r i a l i n g. holy shit.


NotFoodieBeauty

Yeah. That's the face I want. Link me to the products, babe 😘


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KatieKhaos1

We joke stuff she shills are the “best things EVER”, “AMAZING”, “life changing”, etc. Then we never see them again. The Face Food stuff has to be the most insane. Homegirl even hyped it before she showed it!!! Raved, absolutely RAVED about it, changing her life, for 2 days. We heard ab it for 2 days. Then never again. Here is the link to join her social media training.


[deleted]

Me too. She either realized it was burning her skin or causing her other problems or it was too expensive for her to make any money off her few real followers.


la_chainsaw

I mean, I’m working today, but I’m getting paid to do it 🤷🏻‍♀️


blancawiththebooty

Samesies! Paid holiday ftw!


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ComeOnOverAmyJade

My husband would have too! And my family would absolutely have come to my house to check on me in person immediately if I told them I was depressed and spending a major holiday home alone. I think it’s very telling that not one person from her family bothered to go check on her. I’m wondering if something happened with a family member, like a fight, not getting her way, etc and this is her way of trying to get her way or something 🤷‍♀️


KilgoreeTrout

This is like sad and not in the way she thinks. Like more of the pathetic variety


LeonaLulu

Wtf why does she look like she has two black eyes??


Antihistimine

Because just like with everything else in her life, she can't be bothered to properly wash off her makeup.


Then_Marionberry_111

JFC THOSE LIPS ARE TORN UP FROM THE FLOOR UP


cones-of-dunshire76

Again. Cheese 🛝cracker


bedtimecarebear

i dont know how else to say this… her mouth looks like roadkill


LucilleLooseSeal123

It’s okay, that was literally the only way to say it


HappyArtemisComplex

That collagen is real something....


StephDazzle

Her lips lol Also those heatless curls never work for me but the candy cane motif is kinda cute lol


KatieKhaos1

Funny. They don’t work for her either.


designedjars

Again, this is loser activity lol


inthetalltallgrass

She looks terrible. If anything all of her “miracle products” are making her skin worse.


Lavawitch

No surprise since she just uses random crap, constantly trying new things to find a miracle product.


FormalGlitterbug

Depressed huh? Can’t go to thanksgiving cause her cup is empty, but she can sure show up to shill Don’t feel bad for this creature.


[deleted]

Hurr durr she’s depressed that means snarking is off limits!!! ![gif](giphy|KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z)


UnremarkableGreyman

What the flying f\*ck am I looking at? Is she vacuuming off her spray tan? Should any device press as hard on your skin as a Bissell Little Green Clean Machine? I need to do this like the swerty below...get high *then* read the thread! lol


NessAvenue

I feel like being high does help


UmChill

i thiiiiink its one of those blackhead vacuum things, i have one and it looks similar. some things to note: you really aren’t supposed to do it on the “fatty” parts of your skin (like cheeks) without pulling it taught. otherwise it will suck the shit out of your skin and cause bruising. i like to use it around/on my nose and you’re advised to be quick and drag, no pushing into skin, or again, bruising. i didn’t watch this clip, just speculating off the screenshot. they also get gross, i *immediately* clean mine with alcohol after every use… wonder if she does the same. i hope that all made sense… i, myself, am pretty high right now.


Formal_Condition_513

I have one too it doesn't really work on me but my boyfriend has huge pores on his nose so sometimes he let's me torture him lol but one time I had it on full blast and did his cheek and it wouldn't come off and left a hickey looking thing on his face 😭😭 so it hasn't been used lately lmao. Can't imagine it's helping Ms face at all.


GlowingAmber11109

Can't wait to see her face looking even more jacked up tomorrow. She's scraping this thing so hard across her face that it's left a trail of sallowness behind.


RelatableMolaMola

Oh my God is that what yellow stripe is? I thought she was spray painting foundation on at first


PresentationOptimal4

She seriously does not have Christmas themed hair rollers 🙄🥴


No-Needleworker-2696

How many of these heatless curl rollers does she own? I feel like one would be plenty.


KatieKhaos1

She doesn’t even use them right and the curls look like shit 🤣


[deleted]

Especially since she always just brushes the curls right out.


inthetalltallgrass

She puts them in when her hair is dry so the curls won’t hold anyway


[deleted]

what an idiot LMAO


fightingkangaroos

She looks demented. Literally unhinged. This will totally make C want to propose! Girly knows what to do to bag a man 🥰


squirmishfrontalroom

This is TERRIFYING!! Her eyes!!! I GASPED! What’s going on with her eyes?!?!


frontreartirepop

Looks like she has jaundice.


PeaceAlwaysAnOption

End stage liver failure 😬


ExpertAverage1911

She's a hot mess and a terrible person, but damn does she need professional help right now.


frontreartirepop

She really does. But until she admits she has a problem, nothing will work


Frankiebeansor

I don’t get it, she could even be a sobriety influencer and find her footing that way (since she seems resistant to giving up social medial altogether). God knows she’s been circling the drain since at least 2020… she could actually make changes with the new year coming up. Ugh


frontreartirepop

Circling, but never actually hit rock bottom.


thisoneforsharing

It’s giving corpse 🧟‍♀️


sorandom21

That is my new paralysis demon


WinniHawkws

My gosh she looks horrific. All bloated and yellow


driii123

The darkness around her eyes…woah


dawnGrace

That tool she’s abusing is a “blackhead remover” that uses uncontrolled suction. It’s garbage and she’s 100% going to have destroyed (more than usual) skin if she drags it all over her face like it appears she’s doing. Full face hickey time!


Lavawitch

She needs to quit all the random skincare crap and go to a dermatologist and probably get some laser treatments like IPL.


Awkward_Dog

And wear spf ffs, it's such minimum effort and she can't be bothered.


softtiddi3s

Beauty technicians are allowed to say no to clients right? Her lips have got to be maxed out with filler


RelatableMolaMola

Pretty sure she gets beauty services from people as underqualified and greedy as she is. It definitely shows.


luciferslittlelady

Great, now I'm nauseous on Thanksgiving.


bigfischh

I’m confused? I thought she was working diligently on her new course for all us swerties….but also so depressed she can’t leave her home for thanksgiving? She has nothing to be thankful for and she knows it. This hell she created is starting to close in on her. You reap what you sow and whatnot.


KatieKhaos1

![gif](giphy|YRuFixSNWFVcXaxpmX)


dhelm

And financially stressed but still “flexes” with Chanel (themed) earrings. She can F off.


[deleted]

“(Themed)” 😂


ClickClackTipTap

I have to comment on the cross she’s wearing. Is this one of her things now? Are we supposed to see her as someone who is spiritual and religious? Or is this just part of her hitting rock bottom emotionally? Because, girl. Nobody is buying that shiz from you.


megann1011

Search Jesus Babe on the sub, there was a time where we were treated to daily devotionals


ClickClackTipTap

Oh. Oh, *no.* Look, I was heavily religious for 20 years. I was even a full time missionary for 4 of those years. I cannot imagine what her version of a devotional would be. 😂😂😂 I’m sure it was full of insight and spiritual depth.


ExpertAverage1911

Twerkin' on the Bible for Jesus


ItsJustMe-07

Jesus Babe pops up every now and then ✝️


Reluctantagave

Especially when she royally messes up some aspect of her life. Again. And again.


Lovelia-

She used to wear those coffee/jesus (forgot the last one) rings all the time they were grimy as fuck


Synth903

Coffee Jesus Makeup I wish I were lying


PitifulParfait

I'd actually prefer live laugh love, holy shit


barkingsilverfox

As much as i enjoy this dumpster fire, she needs to quit the internet and sort out her fucking life.


loligogiganticus

Mannnn. My rosacea has been flaring along with some perioral dermatitis so I’ve been feeling a bit fugly lately. This pic made me feel downright gorgeous.


pizzanotpineapples

Duuuudde. 🫣


Violet_Hill

I got jumpscared 😭


Peikkorukka

There there. We all did. 😂😭😭


dangleenmodifankle

Imagine you’re MS’s sister and you’re with the rest of the family and you open IG and your see your sister doing this.


Emily5099

First of all, even though this is filtered, she looks revolting. No one on the planet wants skin like hers, so I’m not sure what demographic this leaves Big M to target. I’m not even talking about her features, which she can’t help. I mean the horrendous sun damage she’s allowed on her skin, and her lifestyle of drinking too much and eating poorly that have also wreaked havoc on her general complexion, including those very dark circles under her close net, inset eyes. At some point, one would hope that Big M would embrace reality and accept that she’s not pretty or small enough to be one of those influencers who at least partly relies on their looks for success. No one wants to be her, I’m sorry but that’s the truth. If she would lean into honesty, accept that she and her legs are short and plus sized, and the fact that she’s average looking, not only would she be so much more relatable, but she might even find that popularity she’s so desperate for.


Zitrinia

I’m watching the Live right now and made the mistake of zooming in. Her skin looks absolutely terrible, the daylight coming in from the window and the lack of her usual filters make this even more extreme.


Mermazon

I also didn’t realize how bad of an uneven and receding widow’s peak she has until this live.


Phoebejb131

She even has sun damage on her neck…


[deleted]

She looks rough and I love that for her.


dangleenmodifankle

If you zoom in you can tell where her lips actually end, and where the filler has exploded outward.


RelatableMolaMola

And where it's exploded inwards too 🤢


[deleted]

What are those earrings? They look like tampons still in the package lmao


inthetalltallgrass

Shitty knock off chanel earrings. The real ones are bigger.


loligogiganticus

Xmas tampons lol


[deleted]

That’s what I was thinking!! 😂😂


[deleted]

Wait I’m high it’s her headband lmao


pencilmeinpls

This got me


[deleted]

Gotta be able to laugh at yourself! Haha


ZoomZoomFarfignewton

Aren't they her curlers?


[deleted]

Yeah that thing lmao 😂


[deleted]

The face I just fump


KYcats45107

Why the hell is she doing a live on Thanksgiving? Does she have any viewers?


Mermazon

Most I saw was 28, but the majority of it was mid teens viewership. ETA: she also briefly commented that she would be going live on Amazon sometime later tonight.


Formal_Condition_513

Damn. I've never looked her up on Instagram or anything but I would have guessed she would have had atleast 100 viewers to even still bother doing this shit. She really is *that* lonely huh? Yikes.. major yikes. If she didn't suck at being a human I would maybe feel bad for her.


Jensriot

There's something about the way she holds her mouth...she's always done this sneer, but the lips magnify it sooooo much. Old pic for reference *


DestroyHimMyRobots

She looks like she should be sucking the algae off the walls of an aquarium.


Varicella__Zoster

![gif](giphy|3wUlzUPvXIfYc|downsized)


Jensriot

https://preview.redd.it/k5wqpx10g52c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87044d104ce65836c620dd212baa9b83d6f1277a


MalibuMarlie

![gif](giphy|fPLSoMqixp3Xy)


[deleted]

Stank face


dawnGrace

Stank face is only allowed when you’re listening and dancing to some heavy funk jams. Then and only then.


Mermazon

https://preview.redd.it/107wl9zrk52c1.jpeg?width=1157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c433a81eca8b6bf0459139c62c6b5af0d9b4c4de


MalibuMarlie

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


RelatableMolaMola

Clown lips