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[deleted]

The [drunk kitchen shit show](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/H9duxbKLxn) where her friend has to come over to her house and *save her from herself*.


Marwaedristariel

3rd asking the mods for a tongue out flair šŸ˜©šŸ¤žšŸ»


axkate

I say this all the time but failed meet and greet still remains a massive standout for me.


ascendantmeteorite

Failed meet and greet was happening as I first found this sub. I have never looked back since joining.


bedtimecarebear

this was before my time and iā€™ve heard about it but havenā€™t seen any posts/pics and i want to so bad, could anyone direct me to sth like that??


sojadedblond

I gotchu Swerty. (Or, well, this covers a lot of it). https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/MMmp37lWBt


bedtimecarebear

thank u!! and u/twatcunthearya, thank u!


twatcunthearya

Click on the search button at the header of the subreddit. Search ā€œMeet and Greetā€. It was 2 years ago. Iā€™d link you, but the sub was on fire that day. It was well documented! Youā€™ll lose an hour down that rabbit hole. I guarantee.


Karmawhore6996

Just wanted to take a moment to shoutout the brave soldiers who manage to sit through her lives for the goods. May this holiday season bring all the blessings šŸ’…


[deleted]

Truly!


Erger

White Claw!


DarthSnarker

Yes! ![gif](giphy|Ih7oUej8ZatSu7SuMm|downsized)


Karmawhore6996

As a hard core Beyonce fan, this reply is PERFECT! šŸ˜‚


meowski_rose

Dat hourglass bod https://preview.redd.it/wi3fi9xixp7c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e241c5fbe61720c90f26c0f18f5dced8157cbc7f


Lost_Flamingo

So much cringe https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/I82QcopWDX


Gooball5

My favorite! How annoying for any patron of that bar. Ugh.


RelatableMolaMola

This is like...late stage main character syndrome. Far past the point of being curable.


meowski_rose

Does anyone have the video where sheā€™s twerking at the bar thinking sheā€™s getting a guyā€™s attention? When she looks up heā€™s not even paying attention to her.


Wool_Lace_Knit

Was this from her birthday bash?


meowski_rose

I think it was just a random bar night with KG and others. It might have been the same night she was yelling ā€œthis restaurant is balls!ā€


duskwight-trash

Oh god memory unlock. I remember how obnoxious that was.


dawnyaya

Who has the goods from the Make Money Not Friends meltdown?


blissedofff

https://preview.redd.it/1mh4mwsmto7c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4ea897dd3f0ac1be36cbc9d28876f4005162dbd The mouth in the top right pic šŸ¦†


missdespair

https://preview.redd.it/imu8yug5ep7c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53d54f79d63efa824f6844c9d1e5bb06e0f78c73


[deleted]

Mouth breather


duckordecoratedshed

because this one is bringing me particular joy today: [Strugglin' Babe 2022](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/comments/wm1k28/she_is_strugglin_yall_some_video_from_fb_live/) I hope she has the day she deserves.


Infamous-Sound8666

I started off feeling bad for her but then I stopped.


duckordecoratedshed

Iā€™m glad you stopped, she is not worth the energy. She did all of this to herself and refuses to change or grow in any way.


duskwight-trash

She's so fucking performative. I've not once, not for a single second believed *any* of her mental health babe nonsense. She is shockingly disingenuous.


ExpertAverage1911

I still to this very day don't know who the fuck would get "hurt in the process" of her having a part time job. Thank you for this classic!


Gooball5

The customers at the boutique, perhaps?


duckordecoratedshed

Her little thin-skinned self, thatā€™s who (although she would never say that). She canā€™t get it through her head she has every right to be a wild hyena all she wants on the internet, but also if - person puts all of that out there, they had better be truly unbothered because people WILL see it and comment on it. Nobody is forcing her to put out content on public social media platforms.


Legitimate-Concern73

ā€œI donā€™t know where I fit inā€ Alcoholics Anonymous


[deleted]

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barkingsilverfox

grandiose screw employ vegetable wide sugar mindless ludicrous paint wakeful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


duckordecoratedshed

Yep


missdespair

It's wild how much she's degraded in just a year. I know this is filtered too but nowadays not even filters can hide at least how botched her lips are. Very grateful for the reminder to not get involved with alcohol beyond the occasional drink.


duckordecoratedshed

And if youā€™re a person that canā€™t handle an occasional drink- for the love of God just stop completely while you still can. Itā€™ll ruin your life, and it will ruin your loved onesā€™ lives.


DestroyHimMyRobots

When she was shitfaced and kept screaming ā€œBALLS!ā€ at the top of her nicotine-riddled lungs in a public place where other people are trying to enjoy their meals. https://preview.redd.it/8mjfa55jho7c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4532f4314df0997c64c451d3b352bec5245a5dc


thewatchbreaker

This is shit Iā€™d do when I was 12 after eating an entire bag of candy and on an insane sugar rush


Gooball5

Cripes!


mayonegg43

Thereā€™s an electrical box near my house which someone has scrawled ā€œBallsā€ on. Makes me laugh every morning as I read it in MSā€™s voice.


axkate

I require a picture omg I wouldn't be able to control my laughter!


theCountessofCool

Remember sheā€™s always to loudest therefore funniest one in the room šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„


RelatableMolaMola

Refined and classy babe stays refined and classy!


mybigoldpapamonkey

[Mewwy Cwismas from Santa Baby yā€™allllllll](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/qOHM92fB5z)


thewatchbreaker

This is horrifically cringey, but at least sheā€™s trying to, er, do something? Badly, but still. She doesnā€™t seem shitfaced either. I canā€™t imagine her doing something like that now, the effort she puts in has gone wayyyyy down. She really seems to have spiralled massively.


Gooball5

Oh Gaaaaaaaaaaawd Noooooooooooo! (I looked anyway)...


barkingsilverfox

pie safe rude pen onerous screw bear boast stocking dull *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

This subā€™s equivalent of rickrolling.


TheHappyNinja

Dammit I knew what this was going to be before I even clicked and I clicked anyway.


theCountessofCool

Same I knew it was gonna be that weird borderline soft core porn video


caitcro18

This looks like those phone sex commercials that were on tv at like 2am lol. ā€œChat with hot local singles todayā€ Like wtf was this for?! Lol


fightingkangaroos

Her ego


PossiblePainter4

Lolā€¦nothing sexier then drinking from a coffee mug..


theCountessofCool

Like if she was more self-aware and not a horrible human being, this could be funny camp. But she takes herself too seriously and is an awful person to boot.


missdespair

That version of her has already been done by Jennifer Coolidge (much easier on the eyes too).


juliet_q

I don't know why, but the sticker being on the bottom of the mug makes me wheeze every time šŸ˜‚


PossiblePainter4

Lolā€¦ I hadnā€™t even noticed that.. I did catch her gaping maw as she brought the mug to her face.. why a coffee mug?? Just why???


Erger

And why a bright blue coffee mug?? It's a small detail but it ruins the cozy Christmas vibe (not that this scene looks cozy, but that's obviously what she was going for). A plain black or plain white mug would have been less jarring. I agree that a glass of champagne would have been much easier to make look "hawt." Plus, she didn't need to actually take a drink from it!! Gulping is not sexy


PossiblePainter4

It is just so out of place in every wayā€¦


Wool_Lace_Knit

Wouldnā€™t a glass of champagne be sexier? She might as well show herself chugging a can of White Claw or Truly.


sdmama_21

This was posted two YEARS ago šŸ˜‚ As the flair goes, You Arenā€™t Going To Paris!! https://preview.redd.it/plfnj7mz2o7c1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=29ae6ad930358da8875628e4d857005ff69481b2


missdespair

"LE" vie? Quelle bĆŖte!


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/87byjnlm1o7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54479da606387c3bd63cc936096ba9970432150b Aldi hAuL šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„


myescapeplace

Was this with her life coach? Who taught her what to buy at aldi šŸ˜‚


enigmapopstarIsfun

A grocery shopping trip labeled as a ā€œhaulā€ is peak wannabe influencer cringe.


Dogemom2

Is the image from her pooping her pants in the parking lot after eating a bag of bbq chips?


[deleted]

No.


SassOfTheBluegrass

Wearing a Beatles shirt, but podcasts > music


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/8aegi63l1o7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35335ef3aff27f265355dba07311da7f2d48c261 Budgeting for babes. K.


LeonaLulu

If you're not a babe, don't even think about clicking the link šŸ‘ŒšŸ½


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/tp5oyw7i1o7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b86c22f80bab00126bf8c94133d9a29d1ed3b78 Idk how grimace can psych himself up to get close to those lips.


FormalGlitterbug

His lips are pretty nasty too, so match made in hell


barkingsilverfox

direction marry cheerful worm support library entertain pathetic quiet ruthless *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


shelbyfootesfetish

At least he just has the one set, unlike Lumpy over here.


BeetleJuiceDidIt

Dead šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Very true.


LeonaLulu

He closes his eyes and hopes for the best. Or he doesn't care because he knows he'll get to use her credit card later.


[deleted]

The BF who doesnā€™t live with her?


duckordecoratedshed

Oh, I have theories.


luciferslittlelady

Please share!


duckordecoratedshed

![gif](giphy|nuaHpY2Y93up2) I won't say them but here's a clue in GIF format


axkate

I mean we have proof he likes butt stuff, along with other things... Prolapsed anus lips seem like exactly what he'd be into. I support this theory


luciferslittlelady

Eeeugh I regret asking šŸ¤¢šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/gapmx31s0o7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5de9e79976163326ae12ea0a1304302bb0e79c3


thehotmcpoyle

Oh neat! It comes with a little turd slingshot!


[deleted]

crying @ the mental image šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I really don't understand the sultry "picking my buttfloss" pose.


allgoodnamestookth

![gif](giphy|1BGx9Qa8W5UonIlPrh|downsized)


RefugeefromSAforums

This just reminds me of all the shit she has returned that has been straight up rubbing against her asshole. F*cking disgusting. šŸŽ¶She is filth, she is dung, Returning clothes that touched her bungšŸŽ¶


SassOfTheBluegrass

Thank god that 1. I would never order/wear anything that she wears 2. Iā€™m not the same size as her.


UnremarkableGreyman

Not all of us can be XS, swerty!


FormalGlitterbug

https://preview.redd.it/wf51x36nyn7c1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98c4ebb629811b171779ec0d1adeddb2f5f5aba6 December 2021


medievalsandwich34

That rug looks like the subfloor after you tear out the carpeting/tiles during a reno.


missdespair

Spot on, what a weird look to aim for lol


FormalGlitterbug

https://preview.redd.it/tinmf74myn7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cb5403180d37b99466e07b0d67625834f9405e1 December 2021


missdespair

I don't miss the clear plastic shoe era. I will take 283736 pairs of the bow heels plus even a dozen of the ugly TB sandals over the clear plastic pumps.


barkingsilverfox

psychotic slim zesty materialistic elastic library direction wine command stocking *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


from_around_here

What is ā€œintimate well beingā€? Vaginal health?


thewatchbreaker

Yeah this was probably in her yoni steaming era šŸ¤¢


FormalGlitterbug

And why would you want to **radiate** it?


bigbinch

Radiating like an herbal yoni steam āœØ


axkate

All I can hear when I see intimate well being is her on live talking about her *yeast infection*


LeonaLulu

I love the solid line of color demarcation where her real hair ends and the extensions begin. Those bad boys looks straight off Amazon's daily deals.


FormalGlitterbug

https://preview.redd.it/duju6b2kyn7c1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db92526cf53d1abb541ade9b465f8de67c6d0900 December 2021. Some things never change.


annichan

Absolutely zero progression in her life, it's 2 years later and she still spends half the day in bed. I guess now she hides from reality in her middle unit townhouse instead of her apartment..


[deleted]

God shes annoying


FormalGlitterbug

https://preview.redd.it/bgl9slgjyn7c1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a268b91bfc35b927c5e628794e789780df8df523


luciferslittlelady

Before the alcoholism started catching up with her.


[deleted]

Inb4 ā€œShe looks so normal and pretty here!!!!ā€


duskwight-trash

Hahahahahaha this made me legit laugh because it's so true. šŸ™„


[deleted]

Theres always gonna be someone lol


Ridiculouslyrampant

She looks like a person here, not a collection of uncanny valley filters. This is a photo that if any of us scrolled past in the wild, the vast majority would go ā€œhuh. Holiday party.ā€ and just keep scrolling. Which is a good thing. It looks normal.


sdmama_21

In this extremely grainy, zoomed out photo lol


FormalGlitterbug

https://preview.redd.it/dtj47cbiyn7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7d8402ceafebe2fdd48913d2b51906095aa881e December 2021


Gooball5

Thug


FormalGlitterbug

https://preview.redd.it/6v4dwp0hyn7c1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=668203cd2453613957de67f53addb640e80ae4cb Christmas 2021


annichan

At least at this point she was putting effort into staging her photos... Something about it still doesn't feel quite right as far as aspirational iNfLuEnCeR aesthetic content goes, but it's leagues ahead of her sloppy try-ons in her messy "office"


luciferslittlelady

I love how she shoved all the gifts to one side of the tree to make it look like she got more gifts than she actually did šŸ˜‚ so childish!


pinkwooper

that stupid ladder popular on Pinterest in 2012ā€¦ still around and upside down


[deleted]

Pathetic lonely photo shoot


FormalGlitterbug

https://preview.redd.it/qdpflbjfyn7c1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0195ebadc51d5fdc62d3e9edb929904ba09e6b7 2021 Florida family grimace


shiningautumnocean

What does her caption even mean


allgoodnamestookth

That fucking toe point


GlowingAmber11109

Has the date of the trip this year already passed?


FormalGlitterbug

Last yearā€™s was around 12/15. Iā€™m thinking grimace went without her. Maybe thatā€™s why back pain babe manifested. Like when he was ā€œat the moviesā€ when she wore the gingerbread skin suit?


GlowingAmber11109

That's exactly what I was thinking, too. That the weekend he was "at the movies" was when she was supposed to go on this trip and the back pain was the excuse to get out of going.


FormalGlitterbug

Last year she left early and he stayed a few days longer which was kind of weird.


GlowingAmber11109

She probably ran out of PTO and had to come back to work šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


FormalGlitterbug

https://preview.redd.it/buz9unmdyn7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91d54a56fd72bec69e2301eb16800da23d95d70c 2021 Florida family grimace


FormalGlitterbug

https://preview.redd.it/5dks2ejbyn7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d5bda61d1888ff558f65b9fad5b8766093080c5 Another from The family grimace 2021 trip


thegoodspiderman

ā€œother than workā€ lmao pls


myescapeplace

Lololol but she had a traumatic upbringing?


FormalGlitterbug

Look she got told she was fine when she cried, clearly it was very hard for her.


enigmapopstarIsfun

Family is her passion? Is that the same trip her dad bought her the black LV bag for ā€œgraduation?ā€ Of course she was passionate about family when sheā€™s getting free shit from them.


medievalsandwich34

She's so passionate for her family that she invites her mom over to take creep shots of her plunging her toilet, serves them Bojangles the one time they come to her middle unit townhouse for Easter, shills plastic nails to 3 followers on social media lives rather than spend time with them during their beach vacation, and opts out of Thanksgiving so she doesn't have to see them. Such passion!


luciferslittlelady

Ugh you just manifested a post. You *know* she's going to see this and post some old ultra-filtered photo of herself with her niece. Partly in a bullshit attempt to show that she ever even thinks about her family (she doesn't, it's All Big M, All The Time in her tiny brain), partly as a message to C, like "omg remember how good with kids I am?? Don't you want to propose and fill me with babies??" šŸ¤¢


enigmapopstarIsfun

Donā€™t forget when she linked the sweater her granny ā€œlovedā€ so granny could buy it herself and then put the original one up for sale in her closet shop.


shelbyfootesfetish

I love this one. ā€œMy familyā€ she claims overtop of an image of just herself. Cluster M for the win!


[deleted]

Ew if you zoom in on her face.


FormalGlitterbug

https://preview.redd.it/ydo4b4u7yn7c1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4665f7fd587085fd6b93ab120da3effa3f713ec From the 2021 family grimace Florida trip


Beecakeband

What does sunflower eyes even mean??


DonkeyLongjumping670

šŸŒ»šŸ‘„šŸŒ»


from_around_here

Walking pigeon-toed to get a thigh gap even though sheā€™s in a long dress.


medievalsandwich34

I thought she preferred podcasts to music???


[deleted]

Would love to shove her in


barkingsilverfox

caption hunt head carpenter gaze somber square poor fine grey *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

šŸ™ āœØ


boobunnydog

With your sunflower eyes.


TheSunflowerSeeds

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