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Cat-Lover20

It’s ok! They just already ate the others!


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Leather_Plane4779

Nooo my gender it’s been eaten ahh-


Apocalypse_0415

Dont worry men and women were eaten first


ValenVictorious

Dont you mean women and children?


cpolak02

Not just the men, but the women and children too


SheWolf04

Hell, a lightsaber's just an instant toast maker.


Popular-Lies

Wasn't that a Jhonny test episode?


FoxDurpy

And an infamous Tumblr post...


adamzam

My favorite gender: CHILD


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KILL ALL THE CHILDREN!


IAmAGreatSpeler

Username matches up


GaeFroug

Ah yes the child gender


ValenVictorious

I mean... nobody has a gender as the embryo starts to develop


BlackStag7

I guess it depends on whether you have a predeterministic view on the world? Sure, a person's sexual organs haven't developed, but that's different to gender. Does gender begin existing when the person in question can comprehend their gender? Or does gender begin existing when the foetus starts existing?


Anaglyphite

Gender comprehension development happens within the first few years of life post-birth, around roughly 3 years old, or at least being able to determine differences between AMAB and AFAB and in the case of non-cis children learning to either blend in or signal that something is off to parents, and it's always in stages of growth rather than all at once ...Then again, I never "felt" having a gender so I'm one of those cases where it got left out of the kit by accident and it's too late to start over


transmasc-ina-dress

nope


TheManlySebby

Imagine letting your gender get eaten, couldn't be me lmao


Gubekochi

Eating that many carbs in one sitting cannot be too good for them!


InariTPG

totally worth it tho, garlic genderbread is delicious 😋


Gubekochi

Garlic is so good it had to be nerfed by giving us bad breath after eating it lol


Hellebras

Ah, but because we're ace that's not nearly as much of a problem as it is for allos. So we win again, nature!


Gubekochi

The gift that keeps on giving!


InariTPG

Idk, Garlic breath feels to me more like a symbol of status. now you have the power of the garlic


Gubekochi

The breath of the dragon... that just woke up from its thousand years slumber!


twi--

they actually invited their friends and family for a feast of garlic bread


Gubekochi

Unusual, but who am I to judge? Not them, that's who :P


NonPlayableCat

Did you eat my gender >:( (It's okay I wasn't using it anyway.)


Cat-Lover20

Lolololol!


biromantic_hope_z

Oh no! … My gender! … Was eaten!


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We know there's at least two more somewhere because the ends are gone, and most likely, there would be several more since the thickness of those two pieces shown is pretty damn even.


SenorDuolingo

so THATS where it went


adamdreaming

I think there are two stacks of slices


ImaginaryImp

Hello, ace enby here Could you direct me to their address? I was looking for a good place to have a bonfire :) /j


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FuturePseudonym

When will I unlock the ace superpower of knowing coordinates at a glance


[deleted]

Soon my friend… Soon…


NFPersonNFP

now he can just bonfire every coordinate with that latitude…


Epic-gamer4206969

The coordinates are 83.904°S 64.890°E go ham


dman2life

That's way too cold


myocific

Like the meme’s creator’s soul


shoko-png

i don’t know if this is real but imagine fixing someone with coordinates 😂


ICannotCountTo2

/srs


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FormicaRufa

And my axe !


nlcreeperxl

Unexpected lotr


gigibyte06

Should I bring marshmallows? How many bags do we need?


VoidWalker-447

I will bring the s’mores


Mini_Fred

Triple a battery here lol, id like to come as well


Im_in_your_walls_420

I’m ace enby, too. And my god, this meme was bad


Acecending_asexual

Flaming Hands go brrrr


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Travistheexistant

Do you... not see the transphobia?


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gamma_02

Some are, look at Agender people Or Xenogender Or Enby


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Travistheexistant

My friend. Are you blind to world politics? Or just to the /j tag? Bc right now, your account just looks like a troll alt.


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Travistheexistant

/j. It was a joke. Unlike transphobia, which kills thousands and hurts millions more.


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Travistheexistant

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/03/10/texas-trans-kids-abortion-lgbtq-gender-ideology/ https://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/publications/opinion-trans-rights-china/ https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.gscene.com/news/report-uk-home-office-targets-negatively-impacting-lgbtq-asylum-seekers/%3Famp%3D1&ved=2ahUKEwi0gLWJgdH3AhVQgFwKHQkXDl0QFnoECEkQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1KukxmfrQnor5sn5RC3oDB Also, you think I haven't been outside? Haven't heard the shit we get called? Haven't been watching as my trans siblings rights are getting stripped away, one by one?


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One google search is enough.


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SunfireElfAmaya

First of all, just because you personally haven’t seen or experienced something doesn’t mean it isn’t real, especially depending on where specifically you live the sentiment towards trans people could be very different than in another part of the world. Also, here’s a bunch of sources that come up just from googling “is anti-transgender violence real”, there are undoubtedly loads more these were just the first ones I saw. https://www.hrc.org/resources/a-national-epidemic-fatal-anti-transgender-violence-in-america-in-2018 https://news.berkeley.edu/2021/06/25/why-is-anti-trans-violence-on-the-rise-in-america/ https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/2021-is-now-the-deadliest-year-on-record-for-transgender-people https://time.com/6131444/2021-anti-trans-violence/?amp=true https://www.hrc.org/resources/fatal-violence-against-the-transgender-and-gender-non-conforming-community-in-2021 https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamiewareham/2021/11/11/375-transgender-people-murdered-in-2021-deadliest-year-since-records-began/?sh=5843d44321c4 It’s also literally illegal to be trans in a number of countries: https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamiewareham/2020/09/30/this-is-where-its-illegal-to-be-transgender-in-2020/?sh=348d97185748


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bearlyastar

I knew Reddit was bad, but I didn’t know it was THIS bad. Just do a quick search and you’ll find ALOT more than just a jeer


NathanGoatTv

Ah, geese, I started another war


Disasteraroace

People get mad because it’s a TRANSPHOBIC meme. Key word there is transphobic


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Non-binary is under the trans umbrella, so yea, TRANSPHOBIA


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Nonbinary people are trans.


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It's worth noting that some enby people do still identify as cis nonbinary, because they don't feel their gender significantly differs from their agab, more that it differs from how people perceive them. I honestly don't fully understand it myself, but I'm not about to label police them because if the label makes them happy, they're not using it in bad faith so it's perfectly valid. That being said, most nonbinary people do identify as trans, so your point still stands. And your point that they're a dipshit is absolutely inarguable.


SuperDietCola

it does harm people though. it reinforces the bigoted idea that non-binary folks aren’t valid; that they are either just pretending or confused. this leads people to actually believing that, and it directly impacts the lives of NBs who have deal with those people making comments, deadnaming, and, in sadly all too common occurrences, commuting hate crimes against them. and the implication of violence was obviously hyperbole, i struggle with deciphering that kind of thing as an autistic person, and even i could tell it was sarcasm. hell, they even tagged it /j for goodness sake!


Idkwuzgoinon

ᵈᵃᵈᵈʸ ᶜʰⁱˡˡ


Mission_Battle_4304

My brother in christ, op commentor was making a joke, and then you came in defending a transphobic meme


froufur

did you not see the /j or???


dman2life

I'm neither a man or a woman, I guess I don't exist then


HUNG_MAMMOTH69

ok but this got me wondering; because gender is a spectrum, the amount of garlic bread slices i would have would be in quantum superposition because there are some potential genders that no human has yet been a part of. This means that if i had a slice of garlic bread for every gender i would potentially have infinite slices of garlic bread. TLDR: this meme is wrong, there should be ψ = c1 f1 + c2 f2 + c3 f3 slices of garlic bread there.


Minute-Dimension-629

This was my thought! But I just took it as being uncountable infinite because gender doesn't exist in a discrete number of categories (even infinitely many categories). So we can't measure it in slices. Signed: a math nerd who technically knows nothing about math lol


JeniferSwinging

>TLDR: this meme is wrong, there should be ψ = c1 f1 + c2 f2 + c3 f3 slices of garlic bread there. I think the math checks out... I have to brush up on my multi dimensional math.


Baka_kunn

I'd say that you would have a loaf of garlic bread, still finite, that you can divide in infinite slices. Every time you need a new gender you can just divide the slice in two to create a new one


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And they said that math was useless!


ThistleFaun

I saw the post before the title and my god I was ready to fight you OP. I agree that the council must be informed of this heresy!


Throttle_Kitty

SAME LMAO XD


TheManlySebby

Bro why are we basically the same in the way we identify? Like, are your pronouns He/They, too? Lol


Throttle_Kitty

I'm a woman .... they are she/her


TheManlySebby

Ah, alright my bad lol


NathanGoatTv

Mods???


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How dare they try to sever our connections with our dear allied letters in the alphabet mafia


Sary-Sary

I took this incorrectly at first and thought the poster meant *every single piece of garlic bread they've had in their life.* Which technically still wouldn't cover it because there is a finite amount of pieces they will and have eaten, while gender is an infinite spectrum, but it still sounded better than the actual message.


Spacey-Entity

A reasonable punishment woud be taking away their garlic bread


IAmAGreatSpeler

woah woah woah let’s not get too crazy here (jk)


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Yeah, yknow, let’s vote Yay for take away the garlic bread, Ney for keep the garlic bread


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yay, the bread does not deserve to be tortured by being used in such ways


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No-Plastic-7715

This comment is incredible, and only made better by being in an asexual thread.


YANDERE_DALEK

Bruh...For some reason, I got a warning from reddit saying that my comment above was violent...


No-Plastic-7715

I mean I guess it could be misinterpreted as sexual assault?? Honestly I assumed it was consensual when I read it


Insanity10150

The person who burned the garlic bread: The council was... overzealous. We know you are no heretic. This person: This is the true face of heresy.


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I WILL HARM THE TRANSPHOBIC GARLIC BREAD HATERS


GenericAutist13

The transphobic garlic bread haters *


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Thanks for the correction


Travistheexistant

*Aggressively loads my ace-themed shotgun*


Dreem_Walker

I think this counts as a hate crime (Kidding kidding!)


ShiftingToNevermoor

This is punishable by death bring in the exicutioner of the ace’s


myocific

*comes in with electric garlic bread* You rang?


ShiftingToNevermoor

Yes this person over here has been sentenced to death for the crimes of homophobia.


PastelPillSSB

posting transphobia: posting transphobia but it's okay because we make fun of it: 👍 i thought leaving the trans meme subreddits would at least help me escape it ;-; ffs


child_of_yost

Seriously, like can we just not post bigoted memes? All it does is expose harmful shit to more people who would otherwise not have seen it. At least edit it to be not shitty first


TheEmeraldEmperor

EMERGENCY MEETING


Kirxas

It would be a shame if they disappear from public records and a few years later they appear in an unmarked grave near a blacksite of ours, just saying /s


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It would really be a shame if they’re house was just happened to be under a massive forest fire and I just so happened to be in the earea


sigarette-the-pirate

The council does not approve of such infelicitous portrayal of garlic bread. I charge with disgr*ace* upon the LGBTQ+ community, and sentence this men*ace* to life without garlic bread. All in favor, say *"ace"*. All opposed, say *"nay"*.


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Ace!


inyri

Ace!


myocific

Ace!


I_am_Mew

Ace!


-Super-Someone-

If I had garlic bread for every gender I would have lots of garlic bread in different variations but all with something that makes it special


FlamingDeadCat

They should have left it unsliced... you could thereticaly make an infinite amount of slices


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I mean, I wouldn’t be complainging! Millions of garlic bread!


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\*complaining


[deleted]

Little do they know those slices of garlic bread could be sliced further and exponentially increase the number of genders


Ok_Ad_2562

Well, then he’ll have infinite amount of garlic bread. Garlic bread is good. Garlic bread is best. Garlic bread is garlic bread. Garlic bread is good.


HandsomeSquidDad

Ah the two genders, bottom garlic bread and top garlic bread


QuizzicallyTrans285

This will not be tolerated by the council!!! They have commited an act of treason and shall be sentenced to bland unseasoned food and an uncomfortable bed that is always way too hot to sleep in!!!


snagtoothed

the funniest part about this argument is that biologically there aren’t even 2 sexes, let alone genders. like it’s just straight up false 😭😂


Snowflakish

It would be accurate if you have the 2 bits of garlic bread and then a garlic bread patê In between them.


Tiz_Purple

Nonono, they're right. The picture clearly shows infinite super-thin slices stacked on top of each other.


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Bro what kinda Integral ass shit you looking at?


[deleted]

While i hate the post.......i would kill to have a slice of garlic bread for each existing gender, not sure id finish all of it but thats a different problem


Routine-Document-949

The fact that asexuality is also a spectrum rather than a binary makes this even worse...


Sohiacci

Guys! Guys! You don't understand! The two genders are Garlic (pronouns gar/lic) and Bread (pronouns breed/brood).


ensign53

I'm..... uncomfortable with the pronouns being "breed/brood"...those are real words with real connotations


Sohiacci

Yes, that was a joke. I'm no pronouns expert, I don't expect anyone to actually use them. Feel free to make your own though!


StalinistPotato

n slices of Garlic Bread YOOOOOOO


assistant_truck_chan

If I had a piece of garlic bread for every existing gender, I’d have infinite garlic bread. Where’s my garlic bread, give it to me


LtCptSuicide

For second I thought this was running up to be a "I stole your genders" joke with the punchline being "once I finish eating them" or something


No-Plastic-7715

There is only as many genders as there are slice of garlic bread; the aces ate all the garlic bread, and now there is none. Gender isn't real anymore because the ace community ate it.


GenericAutist13

Hooray!


starfire4377

If I had a slice of garlic bread for every gender I'd have infinite garlic bread and be a very happy ace 😊


Alexisthebiggay

If I had a piece of garlic bread for every gender Id have infinite garlic which honestly sounds like a problem cause shitty genetics


KarmasAB123

You could eat both and be left with zero. True ace superiority.


SpearmintSpaceship

How dare they. Asexuals please protect my nb ass from this blasphemy. I’ll fight in your Templar though I am a horny bisexual I agree with your ace superiority


NightmareFuel225

THE COUNCIL HAS REACHED A SENTENCE NO PUNISHMENT SHALL BE ENACTED. WOE BE UPON THIS UNFORTUNATE SOUL FOR THEY HATH BEEN CRUSHED ASUNDER INFINITE GARLICED BREAD FOR GENDERS THERE ARE INFINITE.


No-Plastic-7715

Ah they are mistaken, garlic bread comes in entire loaves, almost certainly with more than 2 slices each, and we can make as many loaves as humans call for, infinite genders, infinate loaves. Gender really is like garlic bread, isn't it?


cake_stupid_fan

Was ready to riot til I read the title lol.


Dew-It420

Don’t they dare bring their bigotry to the amazing thing that is garlic bread


wheatley_the_core_1

If I had a peice if garlic bread for every existing gender, I'd have 50 baguettes and 900lbs of garlic butter and every time you complain, I add one more baguette and lb of butter


Spakr-Herknungr

My first thought was, we need more genders asap


SixAngryTurles

The verdict is DEATH!


EccentricCleric

This calls for bloodshed


rainycatdays

But....you get more than 2 slices from a loaf...


1v4lu3c0ckr04ch3s

there are infinite amounts of slices that could go into one slice just slice up the basic two and you got some more. problem solved


antakanawa

There is unlimited garlic bread tho


Anie17

Technically they should have 0 because gender is not a thing that exists. It’s just a construct


LoZClay

if we split it up into each atom then theres an uncountable amount of slices! :)


Dragonbzx

Friends, it's time for us to go to war. Also, it'll be good practice for our inevitable takeover of this mortal realm.


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Ahh yeah and uhhh, how is that gonna go?


MerGeek101

The two genders - garlic & bread


anaveragetoaster23

Why would you only want two slices of garlic bread 🙄


pikachyy

sort of unrelated , i have never had garlic bread , is it really ***that good***


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GenericAutist13

That isn’t any funnier /neu


TheManlySebby

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this kinda right? I'm not invalidating enbies(enbys? I dunno the plural spelling lol) because they're TOTALLY valid, but isn't enby just like, lack-there-of gender instead of a gender? Since it's out of the binary? Like, male and female are the binary and the non-binary is, well, non-binary lol I don't intend to invalidate so please don't take it that way, that's just how I've seen it since I learned about what being enby is


GenericAutist13

Lacking a gender is being agender. Non-binary is a spectrum for anything that isn’t binary man or binary woman.


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Non-binary is an umbrella term for "anything other", therefore there are 2+∞ genders.


ClumpOfCheese

Yeah, but is anyone really satisfied with only two slices of garlic bread?


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There's a difference between gender and sexuality. Gender is biological, what you are assigned at birth. Sexuality I don't think I need to explain. OBVIOUSLY YOUR SEXUALITY IS PERFECTLY OKAY, whether it's bi pan ace aro and any of the others that I can't remember! But it's important to note that biologically, there's two genders. Male and females, with dicks and vaginas. I'm aware of the existence of 'intergender' if that's what it's called but I honestly know jack shit about it so please inform me about it. But based on the current information I know, there's only two genders. Separate from sexuality.


Own-Ad7310

You are talking not about gender but about sex, sex is determined by chromosomes, XX female and XY male, and there're rare but existing intersex people, who have XXY or XYY chromosome. Gender is not that.


[deleted]

Hm. My entire life I've always seen sex and gender used interchangeably so I assumed that they're the same thing. Still stand by what I said though.


WiFi2347

But so many other cultures have other genders and forcing a wide spectrum on just two binaries is sick.


Starinyan

i would say there are 4, male, female, agender and nonbinary edit: wait did i just call agender a gender? im an idiot edit 2: im not saying thay the other things arent valid. -w-


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I mean, in umbrellas, yes, technically, but, there are much more Like, I’m demiboyflux (Very similar to boyflux, but I can’t be fully a boy), but I still call myself enby


Starinyan

not gender identities, just main genders, like im agender-flux sometimes im a boy but most of the time im agender. but agender and male are different genders


GenericAutist13

Gender identities are genders though, you’re talking about umbrella terms


ensign53

Like sexuality, gender is a spectrum, not a binary (or quadrinary) trying to fit it into singular overarching titles is disingenuous. Think of it like this. What time is it? When you are a child and do not have the knowledge, you know just two times, light and dark. Later you learn those are day and night. And even over the course of a year, they change lengths. When you get a little older, you learn more of the distinctions: morning, noon, evening, night. Then the 24 hours. Then the 60 minutes in each hour, 60 seconds in each minute, etc. As you learn more and more distinction, you can more accurately represent the time. Instead of saying "I'll meet you in the evening" you can say "let's meet for dinner at 730, we have reservations". As you can see, more distinction is more useful, but not always necessary; If someone were to ask you "when do you generally eat dinner" you can say "in the evening". Similar to gender, you can break the different parts of the spectrum down to where it fits for you. Some people are fine saying "I'm a guy", others may need more of a " I'm not feeling Masc today, I generally identify as genderfluid and today I'm feeling more Fem". It's what works best for them, in the moment, and for their needs. In the same way not everyone needs microseconds, picosecond, nanoseconds, etc... Not everyone needs the breakdown of the gender spectrum to fit their needs. But those micro distinctions are useful for people who need them, engineers, scientist, athletes, etc. And the micro distinctions of gender are useful for people who use them. Make sense?


SuperDietCola

i mean in blanket terms, yeah… but that’s not really the full picture…


Starinyan

yeah, gender identities and such


Im_in_your_walls_420

Non-binary is an umbrella term which includes agender


Starinyan

can people stop downvoting cus im expressing my opinion? im not speaking of gender identities that like, the fluids and fluxes and all the other 10,000. im just saying that all of them go around male female, nonbinary and agender.


GenericAutist13

Xenogenders are genders outside of those categories and are still valid genders


ShartNagler

Garlic bread doesn’t lie


Car-and-not-pan

1+1=2


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\#JusticeforSpiralHorse


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i think you were going for transphobia but i genuinely cannot tell what your comment is meant to mean.


5piralhorse

I love futa cock? How could I be transphobic? I agree there are more then 2 genders, there is also futa cock. I don’t know of anyone who has managed to transition in this way. But I’m sure one day science will have advanced enough to give us the ultimate union of gender expression. A person with both futa cock and futa vagina. A bunch of transphobic people down voted me, I guess as a society we aren’t ready yet to expand of minds to the possibility of more then 2 genders, SAD!


GenericAutist13

You’re so fucking boring


AndroidwithAnxiety

You're fetishizing trans people and reducing us to body parts. Idk if that's transphobic or not, but it sure af isn't a vibe. We're not your kink, fuck off.


Infrabow

I just had some garlic bread


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if i had 1 garlic bread for every existing gender i would have infinity garlic bread


BillyIGuesss

Now I WOULD like a slice of garlic bread for every gender, because I would actually be getting alot more garlic bread than this person.