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farquaad_thelord

put your hand on your heart and say no thank you thats how u reject stuff


alpha-atla

idk why i did put my hand on my heart right now😭


Experimenti626

same 😂


helloDarkness975

This


ThisSubLover

Okay, I'll say Jo faleminderit, nuk pi alkool.


EmptyBrilliant6725

Sorry im using medications atm, works always


BlueFirestorm91

We use rakija for medicine. It's good for you. Just give it a try. My granddad lived up to 112 years old only from this You try and have a comeback to it lol


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kastratiermir_

Pse me ofendime m? Ai mirë e ka... pa ofendim ta tha, lol tha... ti prapë e shan. Qr🤦‍♂️


EmptyBrilliant6725

Po h m plak se e bere tragjike, sa srz e mer


kastratiermir_

Mir rika mir


SoupMaterial6630

lot


5picy5ugar

Tell them your doctor had prohibited due to some issue with your liver


Mithrandir05894

As already one person suggested, put your hand on your heart and gently decline. You choose if you feel like adding a lie as in taking medication or not. It's not needed tho


kastratiermir_

"Hajde mor merre pije leni llafet" 💀 then you make up something on the spot😂


Mithrandir05894

Po nuk pate një far improvizim je i humbur


kastratiermir_

T'hujt janë shumë t'padjallëzuar, s'munden😂 mos na shif ne ti, s'janë krejt si ne. 🤣


Anxious_Ant_4379

Po po, t'padjallzuar janë


kastratiermir_

N'krahasim me ne? 😂


Andialb

no one will force you to drink alcohol


SnooTomatoes8700

Patjeter qe po


No-Reveal-3329

Just say: ' ta piftë dreqi në bark'


holyrs90

Add "kuku" before that sentence 😂


ThisSubLover

Thanks all, I hope accepting coffee will be good enough. :D


NPC-4

Say "its haram brother" ![gif](giphy|JUIYjVeZPHxjWR7rmX|downsized)


livingfreeDAO

lol


holyrs90

Tell them you dont drink alchool ? You will ruin the mood , but they will understand haha


Ghostofcoolidge

"No thank you."


sberishaj

Drink it


Key-Preparation294

Just tell them that rakija is Serbian drink and they will let you alone.


jobcron

Nobody will get upset if you refuse to drink. Your choice.


One-Kale4856

Say im driving brother, works all the time


Existing-Network-267

Say you are a recovering alcoholic 7 years sober


Affectionate-Row-710

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Kool_V

Just tell em that you quit drinking and trying to get healthy. There’s nothing disrespectful about it. Everyone knows drinking is not good…🤷🏻


cocoadusted

Tell them you’re gay


muftipeng

🤣🤣🤣🤣


EdliA

I just say nah thanks. If they get offended that's on them.


Dizzy-Efficiency-659

Say “I don’t drink” g


reallycooldude456

just tell them that you have alcohol problem


FitMud1556

There's no rakija in Albania, only rakia. You can be sure nobody will offer you rakija.


KorbanDallas90

Say you’re on antibiotics.


InvestigatorBig2226

"i dont drink"


TopDream8300

Say that you are muslim and don't drink alcohol. Otherwise there is no other way. 😂


TuneOk523

But Albanian Muslims also drink right? So now they feel guilty.


ERI572

Yes, we also eat pork too😄


TuneOk523

Is it halal pork?


ERI572

The pig made duah before dying, so yes it is😂


DapperOriginal7255

No very very few muslims eat pork, drink yes


ERI572

Where are you from bro? because you're definitely not albanian😂 we have literally tons o fastfood and butcher shops that have pork that we consume every day.


[deleted]

Question, why are you guys calling yourselves Moslems if you clearly go against the laws of islam? Like i am genuienly asking, wouldnt it be easier to just leave islam?


MightyMorpho

Well if we go by what defines you to a religion alot.of people would not fulfilll those requriments. I mean, sincerly I live in Sweden where most define as christians. None of them do any of the things you have to as a christian. So its not all or nothing :p


[deleted]

That maybe goes for Christianity, but not for islam. There are 5 pillars which you have to do to be a muslim, if you dont fulfill these, you are not a muslim.


MightyMorpho

Bro its the same shit. Abrahamitic religions work the same. To be able and call your self Christian you need to be baptised, have fulffiled confirmation, go to church on sundays and alot of other small things. It is a question of definition. Some people are just more or less religious. :p


[deleted]

Yeah, i understand what you mean. But i dont understand these people. Like, you dont follow the rules/requirements of the Religion, why not just leave it? Ok, of course there are countries where this is extremely dangerous, therefore not possible, but in albania? Ive seen so many albanians calling themselves muslims, but they literally do all besides being muslims lmao


MightyMorpho

I mean im a muslim nor a christian but I do celebrate both christmas and bajram. Just a great time to meet friends and family and habe a great time.


[deleted]

You dont have to be a muslim/christian to celebrate these things tho


MightyMorpho

Cuz it is not only about the religion, it is a matter identification and cultural adaptation.


[deleted]

Weird as hell imo, you dont follow it but you still call yourself it? Its like you want the advantages of it but dont want to actually work for it


Observe_Report_

“Advantages” LOL


MightyMorpho

This is weird to you? Where have you lived, under a rock ? :P


TopDream8300

Not the devoted ones. 😂


Albanian98

The devited wont offer you a drink anyway


CriticalEngineer666

Tell them you're muslim