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leodileo

Looks like a Tool video


pooknuckle

Yeah! It’d pair real well with H.


Galactic_Perimeter

The song or the drug?


pooknuckle

🤣 The song! Both I guess lol, but I meant the song.


Galactic_Perimeter

Do you have poo on your knuckle or is your knuckle made from poo?


pooknuckle

Don’t make me punch you in the butt 🤣


Galactic_Perimeter

That must be how it happened. Poop on your knuckle confirmed. Thanks for clarifying.


pooknuckle

🤘😎👊💩


spellbookwanda

Looks like an elementary school project remaking a Tool video


RktitRalph

You give it to much credit 😅


Foolish504

It's supposed to be what the grave robbers encountered in the nazca mummy caves.


RktitRalph

Yes and if anyone still believes the story after this 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣


Teo914

I've seen them with my own eyes, they are real.


Norhod01

Where ? When ?


Teo914

7 years ago, in my house


Norhod01

What did they do ?


Teo914

idk..when your paralyzed with fear at the immediate sight, getting tunnel vision and getting close to passing out the longer you stare at it in pure disbelief and horror... its sorta hard to garner up the courage to ask it what its doing ... ?!?!


TheLonelyPillow

You’ve seen the aliens in this video with your own eyes?


Pure_Oppression31

It's hard to believe that. 


RktitRalph

Real what?


Teo914

Nevermind bro, think what you wish. Nothings real, we're not real.


Classic_Roc

Even if I knew I saw them with my own eyes I wouldn't go on Reddit and be like "whatever man believe what you want". Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.


sLeeeeTo

this is what they always do “I have a 10 foot penis” “ok prove it” “shut up I don’t care if you believe me or not”


GabrielMisfire

I have a girlfriend, but you wouldn’t know her, she goes to another school. Also, my dad works at Nintendo and he says I f you move the truck with Strength you can get Mew!


Norhod01

Damn, this Mew stuff was worldwide and internet barely existed back then.


GabrielMisfire

Am Italian, can confirm I used early internet access to look up Pokémon facts (true or false as they might have been lol)


Teo914

But Idc about reddit.. My evidence is what I experienced, idc if YOU personally believe my word and idegaf if you ever get your own evidence. I'm just sharing based on my experience.


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Teo914

I did, I said I've witnessed something myself. But k.


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Teo914

I don't have any evidence besides my word, there's nothing I can give you but my word ... wtf are you talking about, you're acting like I hold the key to your imaginations door. Ppl in the Pentagon are doing that, don't have misplaced hatred toward me. Ppl like you are a waste of time to me. But yes BS, this is why experiencers don't share anything.


ThunderousShitBird

You have night terrors. I have them too. They suck but it’s not an abduction. Your body becomes paralyzed while you sleep to prevent you from thrashing around acting out your dream. Sometimes our brains don’t quite sync with the body and you think your awake but your still dreaming. They can also feature hallucinations because you’re literally still dreaming I know it feels like there’s some malevolent entity in the room with you but it’s a product of your own panic, your brain is trying to get you to wake up Try sleeping in another position, if I sleep in my back I get sleep apnea that really sets off a bad night terror because you can’t even breath


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Classic_Roc

If you don't care about reddit why post on here at all then? Look believe in what you believe in. I just don't see the point to making claims to random people like this on reddit when you don't care. Have at least a compelling story. smh.


AdSoft3985

you actually might be right


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EssEnnJae

You're literally existing out of pure uncertainty, living and breathing in a meat suit with your own unique set of consciousness on planet that can sustain life and you REALLY don't think aliens are not real? LMFAO the ignorance.


Pure_Oppression31

"you REALLY don't think aliens are not real?" Evidence please 🧐


No-Victory8440

Is this skepticism in the the claim in general ? I doubt I'll come off making sense and I don't intend to be confrontational or condescending; I am very supportive of modern Empiricism but in a philosophical consideration it's very unreasonable to assume it is the perfection of epistemology. It may be the best we are capable of and may be peak human epistemology but if you trust the limits and confines of your faculties to an irrefutable confidence its fueling an ignorance you could benefit from filtering. Even if it's just while you're alone and vulnerable, you can keep your mind closed and subconcious mechanisms of defense up when you use the internet.


Pure_Oppression31

Ah don't know why you typed some philosophical nonsense when we're mostly just joking around 🙄


No-Victory8440

That's a fair conclusion, I don't think my behaviour can really be understood besides the reductive but correct statement that I was on drugs.


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Teo914

Idc what you or reddit feel. I'm speakin based on my own experience, maybe one day you'll have a similar experience, believe me or not, no skin off my bones.


musteatbrainz

Can you share more?


ThunderousShitBird

Thanks for giving me permission to believe what I want. Quite magnanimous of you


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ashleton

Now if you'd only return the favor. People have a hard enough time coming forward with their experiences because of people like you. You don't have to blindly believe anyone, but don't be a dick. Some people are truly traumatized by what they experience whether it was "real" or not. I feel like the saying, "Keep an open mind and a closed mouth" needs to be practiced a lot more when it comes to people sharing their experiences.


Pure_Oppression31

I smell BS 😑


SarpedonWasFramed

You saying aliens are real or the Nasca ones are. I don't think the Nazca ones are for many reasons. The number one reason though, what are the chances this guy faked aliens corpses, then 10 years later finds "real" corpses that look almost identical to his faces? It doesn't pass the smell test but I'd love to be proven wrong


ThunderousShitBird

I love the trap Maussan fell into over this. If he admits the specimens are the product of grave robbing he’ll basically be confessing to a crime and the government of Peru will take possession. If he changes his story to avoid that hassle it will look super suss considering how adamant he’s been that the specimens came from a Nazca burial site. If he wants to send them out of country he’ll have to admit they’re fake (which they are) and that defeats the whole reason to bother taking them out of country anyway. So what will happen? The easily grifted will never accept any explanation that doesn’t confirm the specimens are NHI. The skeptics will continue to list all the reasons why these things are totally bogus (and it’s a long list) The general public will just ignore this whole circus because it’s really *really* dumb


Ambitious-Specific33

Don’t understand the downvotes. You got a good point! How could Maussan fake those like 10 years ago and now found some which look almost exactly the same. And they are proven real now. That is the only reason I am so skeptical on that whole specimen thing.


jbaker1933

He didn't find them. He was alerted to them by the people who found them.


beringseafishing

So the guy who they alerted was somebody who had some fake ones before. Lol Okkams razor bro.


jbaker1933

That has nothing to do with what they said. They said that Jaime found them, which he didn't. And it's Occam's razor, bro


SarpedonWasFramed

Its been argued to death so im not going to get into it again. Like I aside I hope om wrong. I think humanity would wake up and become more together if we could prove they exist.


UrbiggestOPisFear

[god level hoax⁉️](https://x.com/nazcamummies/status/1786888926436725200?s=46)


christopia86

Hell, even before.


adrkhrse

Apparently most of them still do. Unbelievable, isn't it.


ThunderousShitBird

Just the really vocal ones big mouth small brain, name a more iconic duo


adrkhrse

These UFO/Alien boards are full of them and their multiple accounts.


ThunderousShitBird

They’re all self deluded. They think the power of imagination will make the specimens real. When people like that get scammed it’s their own stupidity to blame


elb34

The website this is from claimed that the grave robbers killed some of these beings. I think that this being is dead/dying and that explains the way it is moving. It might not be moving itself but the grave robbers may be poking at it/moving it off camera. You can also see it is bleeding from its neck. Was very skeptical of this video at first but since these grave robbers have produced real bodies I am more inclined to believe them. And if i'm being realistic this is the quality I would expect from a video from late 2000s-early 2010s in a dark cave, that has been shared over the internet many times, that was shot on whatever camera these Peruvians had access to.


grimorg80

They're disturbing because they don't fricking stop :D If those are real aliens, I don't see the fuss. They're not scary at all.


Visual-Phone-7249

You see these types of videos show up every so often, many were recorded in the 90s(?) Thing is.. I would like for this one to be real, like all the others, but it just looks fake. The NHI is very stiff like it's a prop. Sadly it seems like this is another fake.


CheapCrystalFarts

If you read the archived website this is from (circa early 2000’s) the cave burglars killed a few. It’s dying. Interestingly enough there is trauma to its neck and head, and its hand is shaking. The website was very real. It certainly doesn’t read as a joke when you translate it, and it was partially to sell off the things they stole including body parts.


Noble_Ox

Yet they didn't take those bodies as proof, they took some weird mummies instead?


jamondelespacio

Well it's the uncanny valley for me


ashleton

Feel from the heart chakra. You'll get past the uncanny valley when you do. And yes, I'm serious.


grimorg80

Fair


EricFromOuterSpace

Yea those ones are real


hanskazan777

I can confirm. Eric is from Outer Space


Successful-aditya

Whos eric?


hanskazan777

Check the username


EpicRedditor698

All of these ultra blurry low-res videos are super real, im super cereal about this.


stargeezr

Last year, a bunch of Redditors discovered disinformation bots kept using that Southpark reference in various NHI/UAP subs. It’s funny seeing this in the wild after reading that thread.


sLeeeeTo

where’s the link to that?


stargeezr

I don’t have a link to it, but it was on the sub dedicated to the missing airliner.


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Strange_Bonus9044

Just what a bot would say....


ashleton

You're just words on a screen here so yeah, you look like a bot.


EpicRedditor698

Get away from me bot!


ashleton

Bleep blorp *winding down noise*


stargeezr

Oh, yeah? Okay then, what’s fifty divided by two? Edit: Lol. They never answered me but are still commenting to others if you look at the time stamps. I wouldn’t be surprised if it gets answered when a monitor sees this. So, if they are a bot, the question remains… why in this particular thread are they commenting and coming out of the woodwork? You can tell they’re being used when the belittling and bullying picks up. It’s to sow FUD (fear, uncertainty, doubt). Interesting times.


BretShitmanFart69

I’m not saying it’s impossible for a real video to look like this, but what I will say is it is certainly suspicious that every supposed “alien” video is shot on a shaky grainy vhs camera, lit only by a single candle in a dark caved with only 5 seconds of footage where you can even see the “alien” If I saw a dead alien, I’d probably record like 4 hours of the highest quality footage I could possible achieve, which would be way better than this with basically any average smart phone. Were they searching caves with a 2008 Motorola razr? Even with a bad camera, is it that hard to illuminate the subject with your light and hold the camera steady so you can get a good detailed shot of what you’re documenting? You don’t have to be Steven Spielberg to point a camera at something and press record.


MultiphasicNeocubist

These videos are from 2005


BeautifulHindsight

Lmfao


MultiphasicNeocubist

See: https://www.reddit.com/r/AlienBodies/s/s0lzUO420n


Glockta09

I had a video camera in 93, it shot clear.


ings0c

Are you a Peruvian grave robber?


MultiphasicNeocubist

We have to remember that not everyone had a video camera in 2005. I recall buying a Sony digicam in 2007 in the U.S. since it was not even available in the third world country that I lived in till then. These grave video recorders have used what every mobile device they could afford to use.


ashleton

If the videos are high quality then people just call them CGI.


BretShitmanFart69

I mean, most of the videos we have seen that are high quality do wind up being cgi. I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that there maybe just aren’t high quality videos readily available on the internet currently that feature aliens.


Additional-Maize3980

Whole-grain cereal even?!


Character-Put-850

Absent anything related to aliens, I appreciate the South Park reference. Classic. Classic.


CheapCrystalFarts

It’s a bot.


ghostmetalblack

100%. Just ignore the strangely folded arms and completely stilted faces.


Hawkwise83

Arms fold like a doll. So imma go with no.


elProtagonist

Yeah, it looks fake as hell


fermentedbolivian

The arms even move at 0:08


itwhiz100

Its real. See them all the time in discord


ThulsaDoomage

Was that a fraggle in the background?


tobbe1337

imagine having a good flashlight


Routine-Expert8782

The only thing I know is that these videos are not recent, they are from around 2005-2010, that coincides with the quality of the videos of the time, there is an webpage where they tell how they found the cave and with a lot of material.


EducationalEye5866

![gif](giphy|eXOVOJLkK6G7S)


usps_made_me_insane

I honestly feel Garak was perfectly in the right to do what he did.


gokiburi_sandwich

The low resolution, curious lighting, and failure to capture the whole object in one frame screams authenticity.


Totodilis

looks like some decent claymation to me


ashleton

It might be a fake video, but considering the biology is completely different from our own and the fact that it's dead/dying is going to make things look "unnatural" from our perspective.


AlexisMilk

Can you share the link from original?


jamondelespacio

Secretos de la Ciudadela: https://www.facebook.com/groups/827840334082785/?ref=share&mibextid=NSMWBT That's the fb group, it won't let me share the link of the video but there's several on the "photos" section.


GodsOfMtTabor

Love to see the door greeter at the tridactyl tomb.


QueenGorda

Absolutely real 100%.


veganhimbo

These aren't even convincing fakes lol


Pure_Oppression31

Exactly. At least Skinny Bob & the old "Alien Autopsy" looked very convincing the first I saw them. 


gilbertoleomar

It looks so fake


curlylambeau7

Gullible idiots


DrJD321

This is basically what the people on the alien bodies sub would call "hard irrefutable evidence" And they wonder why "the public doesn't take this seriously"


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Hangryfatguy

Yeah it checks out


OldTadpole2762

Why are aliens always naked?


Kodiac136

IMO greys are more like biological machines than independent, feeling individuals. It's a common theme for them to not have souls, while we are "vessels" for souls. The 4chan leaks described how greys seemed to be disposable to the mother craft, because as far as we know, they never bother trying to recover their injured crews. But who knows. Maybe it is all bullshit. Maybe they ARE wearing clothes and their space suits are grey with big, eye-like visors. Maybe they hate pants, I know I do.


phdeeznutts

Not disturbing. Low quality. Same ol same ol homie


GyattScratchFever

Here's an angle: when rigor mortis sets in, the arms would no longer be locked in a floating position like in the video. Also, I thought they mummified themselves. This one looks too fresh to be old...


CheapCrystalFarts

The cave burglars killed a few. Read the website. Check out the head wound on it. It’s dying, not dead.


GyattScratchFever

They were alive and stuck in a cave for thousands of years? Jesus was an alien?


ashleton

Why would their biology be the same as ours? *We* experience rigor mortis. They might not, and if they do, why couldn't their bodies do different things than our own?


Pure_Oppression31

"They might not, and if they do, why couldn't their bodies do different things than our own?" More points that this is fake. 


funsies0000

This is almost certainly not real.


duuudewhat

Yes, someone encountered real alien bodies and how do we hear about it? How does the entire world hear about it? A blurry video on Reddit that can’t be corroborated by anyone at all. Yeah, this is so real. I can see the zipper on the alien to take off the costume.


carcelero69

Alien videos starter pack…..shake camera as much as you can, pick the worst light you can get, make it blurry and don’t forget to edit all the bad clips together.


CaptainZorch

Here’s a good way to decide whether or not a video of an alien found on Reddit is real or a fake: It’s fake. Easy, right?


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

Found it? What the hell does that mean? If there's no chain of custody, you've got nothing.


wwiistudent1944

Looks fake.


Kitchen_Emphasis84

100% real no feik


Successful-aditya

Fakke


wewent2019

Fake


Awkward_Ad8740

Everyone but you knows they are not real.


jamondelespacio

I want to believe 🛸👽


Agile_Music4191

![gif](giphy|UU1bHu6QWyFxZM63Jh)


AntelopeDisastrous27

What if they knew? Would you just take their word for it? The question can't be answered on a forum like this. Are you only after anecdotal evidence, using Dr. Nolan's taxonomy on this type of data, or are you waiting for a deeper observation? Don't get disturbed just yet.


Technical_Carpet5874

It wouldn't surprise me if a real video exists and they shot this masterpiece to muddy the water


trollindisguise

Looks like claymation.


Dinestein521

Yes these videos are real


jodii_06

That's fucking Minos Prime


tonyskyline1

Hope it’s real. We can beat the shit out of those frail looking things. 😆


GrimGarm

until they pull the desintegration gun


Pure_Oppression31

Mars Attacks is a real documentary on aliens. 


Genteunida

I think those are just the skin tight suits that they wear.


RoundExpert1169

did they find these things in my n64


serveyer

A wild guess would be that they are fake.


Pure_Oppression31

That's not even a wild guess 😅. A wild guess would be pointing towards these "ETs" being real. 


EggplantNice6702

Yes the video is real but i don't know if the alien is real😏


culbie

not real if it's 144p lol


ServingTheMaster

I’m Gumby damnit!


Unfair_Bunch519

That one alien laid out on the floor after getting shot and beaten by Peruvian tomb raiders “I was once a god…”


riri_wahoo

Why do i come to this sub and watch videos like these at 3am 😭😭


DingoMysterious1944

Always the same phenomenon with such videos, Nokia 33 10 is always used in complete darkness


NeedleworkerNice5461

Hahahaha!!!!!!


QuestionLolly

lol obviously not


AlunWH

The people presenting the mummies have said the videos aren’t real, so I’ll go with ‘no’. I’d therefore go so far as to suggest that the mummies *are* real which is why videos like this are appearing (in an effort to discredit them).


No-Obligation5474

I don’t know anyone that knows if they’re real or not hence this subreddit to discuss if they’re real or not. Let us know when you meet an alien and tell us all they’re real.


vintage1959guy

It could be, but there are so many fakes out there it's impossible to know what is real.


ohHeyItsJack

Why join a reddit interest group to then shit can anyone who expresses interest or experience in that interest group? Aren’t these groups supposed to be supportive for people to share experiences and interest and not get shit canned? You can start to down vote me now. Because #reddit


Pure_Oppression31

"Why join a reddit interest group to then shit can anyone who expresses interest or experience in that interest group?" Because that's the most fun apart about these delusional subs. 


b-monster666

If it's of a grey alien on Earth, then no. It's not real. I don't even need to watch the video to debunk it.


SuperExp1oder

Blurry quality ☑️ Minimal movement from said alien ☑️ Shaking and waving of flashlight resulting in piss poor lighting ☑️ 100% not fake.


pslind69

I find it intriguing though, that people Har encountered them underground (Phil Schneider) and some Native Americans call them ant people that live underground 👀


T1m26

Make with the soanie avocado camera with 640x380 quality!


pichael289

How would anyone know if they are real?


MoanLart

These look freakishly real. Would love more info on these


stargeezr

https://alien.wiki/Main_Page


goldenchild-1

What if this is real and we just aren’t ready to cross that line of acceptance yet? We’re at a point where we don’t believe anything we see on the internet (for good reason…so many lies and posts for attention at the expense of the truth), yet that’s how the world communicates. We trust the communication between those close to us, but outside of that circle is always taken with a grain of salt. Let’s say disclosure happens and videos like this are authenticated. These videos would be reposted and I wonder how the comments would look.


fd40

im uncomfortable as hell looking at these


FutureToday1884

Doesn't look like any movie I've watched before


Longshadowman

I wasn't disturbed at all


999oneaboveall

That was the realest first human to alien puppet contact.


profchaos83

Lololol no.


adrkhrse

Of course not.


MultiphasicNeocubist

I had compiled a list earlier: https://www.reddit.com/r/AlienBodies/s/s0lzUO420n


jamondelespacio

This is sick omg 🤯🤯🤯


MultiphasicNeocubist

There are good links in the comments on that post.


gerMean

Not shakey enough. /s


Giuseppe_DeMedici

They’re alive and moving if you scroll you can clearly see movement in the arms


mvpp37514y3r

Good job of wiggling the camera and lighting rapidly to obscure how fucking fake that is. 😂


GloomyCactusEater

Yes real. From the caves in Peru, taken by the grave robbers.


ThunderousShitBird

That’s the cheesiest bloody prop I’ve ever seen! Hahahaha


apprehensive_clam268

Fake af.... wasting people's time...