Reminds me of my favourite line from the simpsons movie. “I’ve spent my whole life collecting comic books, and now that it’s up, all I can say is… LIFE WELL SPENT!!!”
Already have my beard and hair at the required lengths to apply for my hermit’s license. I gotta get a color copy of my Learners Hermit Permit and a photo ID to take with me first.
It’s based on a movie the title is the same as the first line. Au revoir Les enfants. I think I was told it means goodbye children. I’ve definitely wanted to say this to people.
I tried typing out an explanation but there are a lot of holes in my memory. It’s been 19-20 years since I’ve watched it in middle school French class. The one thing I remember for sure is, it’s an accurate quote. I’ve definitely gotta watch it this weekend.
Wait is the whole movie essentially a big fuck you at the end or what? Like I'm even more confused now. Thank you for the explanation tho, if I can find it I'll definitely try to watch it
Basically, a boys school during WWII. Honestly I would say give it a shot. If you don’t like it, see below.
>!testing you!<
❗️This one seriously says it I’m not joking❗️
>!the priest ends up giving the children up to the nazi, they trusted him, he kept them safe all that time.!<
Edit: I was wrong about who did the thing. [see the comment below](https://www.reddit.com/r/americandad/s/z9uRLgXzbJ)
I think this every so often in many situations and it always makes me sad I don't have friends or family that have watched American Dad (or at most watched an episode or two). Don't get me wrong I love seeing people using the quotes and stuff on this subreddit but it's such a shame I can't use them in real life.
I mean people not understanding it doesn't completely stop me, but it'd be nice if anyone actually got it haha.
A, this and 2. I vote they start normalizing it into the slang of their friends and family without an explanation and just enjoy it for years to come as they use it with no idea of its origin. My mother still says "I don't care, I do what I want" (Eric Cartman, South Park) to this day. It's the funniest shit and only gets better with age.
This is how I grew up lmao! The adults in my family would quote movies and shows to each other (never anything bad). My cousins, siblings, and I picked it up and said them too, not knowing they were references. When we started watching the stuff they were referring to it was so fun to finally understand and point out where they got it from. Now being older, we all continue to do it and the younger ones pick it up.
I do marketing for a small restaurant chain and for one of the specials wrote the “looks like things are getting too spicy for the pepper!” And ONE person commented “hey! That’s from American Dad!” I was so happy!
Hey man sometimes in life ya just gotta do stuff for you and only you. It's a good day when you can mutter some crazy shit and get to see someone overhear you and wonder wtf‽
Technically, this isn’t an AD quote, even though Roger uses it. It’s originally from an 1870’s poem called “Ode,” by Arthur O’Shaughnessy, and it was then repeated in the original 1971 “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,” with Gene Wilder.
This is absolutely my favorite saying, and every time I watch it I tell myself I'm going to use it on someone at work, and it will be glorious. Alas, no love as of yet.
Honestly the best part of the bear episodes are when they’re holding still and the bear sniffs the book and roger says “Yes, it’s really me” and gets attacked
“Leave the bears to me I said. What did I even mean. I didnt have a plan.”
Applicable to bear related deaths.
“Guns beat karate. Everytime.”
Applicable if died attempting to karate chop an armed assailant.
Adding my own runner up - in the event I disappear under suspicious circumstances:
“It is so important to have sex with people before they go missing” - news glance with gen vavance
*I lowkey have several alternate endings I could end up having w the corresponding quotes written in my notes app (seriously but also unseriously) and there’s an added ps to my family that I’d come back from the beyond and troll them if they end up being cowards and aren’t funny enough to do it*
“I have the keys in my pocket, you stupid biiiitttccchhh”
“It’s been stablished”
“That’s a hot way to live”
“It’s that the come back and kick me whistle?”
“You T-bone me brah”
Sooo many and it’s hard to choos
A sight for sore eyes to the blind would be awful majestic
It would be the most beautiful thing that they ever had seen
It would cause such surprise, it would make all of their minds electric
How could anyone tell them that some things are not what they seem
from this episode: “there’s just one more thing i want to do: drink a live forever potion”
My only regret is that..I didn’t….watch enough TV…
This might be my fav line of the whole show i think about it all the time
Reminds me of my favourite line from the simpsons movie. “I’ve spent my whole life collecting comic books, and now that it’s up, all I can say is… LIFE WELL SPENT!!!”
Makes me think of Kenneth on 30 Rock. "I just love TV so much!"
This is a solid runner up
My Nebuchadnezzar’s!!!
Thats pretty good. I think " 'Leave the bears to me,' I said." Would also read well on a tombstone
“He died as he lived. In his house.”
He died doing what he loved. Being unsure where those ladies be at
As someone who wants to be an urban hermit, I approve this
Already have my beard and hair at the required lengths to apply for my hermit’s license. I gotta get a color copy of my Learners Hermit Permit and a photo ID to take with me first.
#End of days, bitches!
This is what I came to post. https://i.redd.it/6jn0vcuyzl6d1.gif
I have this gif saved on my phone so I can abuse the hell out of it at will. lol
Same! Lol
Bruh. Lol. Principal Lewis is the G.
END OF DAYS AGAIN BITCHES!
"I did it perfectly."
Best one.
Well, that's our story, Kev's dead. Goodnight!
"I've painted my children for the last time".
“I am not gay, señor, you just make me do gay things.” “Fair enough. Repaint it turquoise.”
Welcome to Banana Rama, where it's party time all the time
I mean, “Later, world. Smell my ass.” seems like the obvious choice.
*drops pants “You aren’t the real Jesus, are you?”
Yasssss!
This would be funny as hell to see on a gravestone.
It really is.
Tell my wife goodbye, if i had one.
I wasn't suppose to go out this way, I was suppose to die in a med tent at a music festival...
Au revoir les enfants. That means “FUCK YOU!”
Being French this gets my vote
Not a French person, what does it mean
It’s based on a movie the title is the same as the first line. Au revoir Les enfants. I think I was told it means goodbye children. I’ve definitely wanted to say this to people. I tried typing out an explanation but there are a lot of holes in my memory. It’s been 19-20 years since I’ve watched it in middle school French class. The one thing I remember for sure is, it’s an accurate quote. I’ve definitely gotta watch it this weekend.
Wait is the whole movie essentially a big fuck you at the end or what? Like I'm even more confused now. Thank you for the explanation tho, if I can find it I'll definitely try to watch it
Basically, a boys school during WWII. Honestly I would say give it a shot. If you don’t like it, see below. >!testing you!< ❗️This one seriously says it I’m not joking❗️ >!the priest ends up giving the children up to the nazi, they trusted him, he kept them safe all that time.!< Edit: I was wrong about who did the thing. [see the comment below](https://www.reddit.com/r/americandad/s/z9uRLgXzbJ)
It was actually >!the assistant cook in retribution for being fired!<. Also based on real events.
I means “Goodbye children”, presumably after a movie about a priest running a school and hiding Jewish boys during WWII.
Then you must know what 'derierre' is French for...
That means butthole!
Looks like things got too spicy for the pepper!
I think this every so often in many situations and it always makes me sad I don't have friends or family that have watched American Dad (or at most watched an episode or two). Don't get me wrong I love seeing people using the quotes and stuff on this subreddit but it's such a shame I can't use them in real life. I mean people not understanding it doesn't completely stop me, but it'd be nice if anyone actually got it haha.
I do this all the time and laugh at my own jokes anyway bc i know that it was hilarious
A, this and 2. I vote they start normalizing it into the slang of their friends and family without an explanation and just enjoy it for years to come as they use it with no idea of its origin. My mother still says "I don't care, I do what I want" (Eric Cartman, South Park) to this day. It's the funniest shit and only gets better with age.
This is how I grew up lmao! The adults in my family would quote movies and shows to each other (never anything bad). My cousins, siblings, and I picked it up and said them too, not knowing they were references. When we started watching the stuff they were referring to it was so fun to finally understand and point out where they got it from. Now being older, we all continue to do it and the younger ones pick it up.
I do marketing for a small restaurant chain and for one of the specials wrote the “looks like things are getting too spicy for the pepper!” And ONE person commented “hey! That’s from American Dad!” I was so happy!
How can anyone watch an episode or two without wanting to see the rest? Some people....
Hey man sometimes in life ya just gotta do stuff for you and only you. It's a good day when you can mutter some crazy shit and get to see someone overhear you and wonder wtf‽
We are the music-makers. We are the dreamers of dreams.
That's a remarkably unsatisfying epitaph.
Technically, this isn’t an AD quote, even though Roger uses it. It’s originally from an 1870’s poem called “Ode,” by Arthur O’Shaughnessy, and it was then repeated in the original 1971 “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,” with Gene Wilder.
“This is where Amy Carter buried all of her dildos.”
This should’t have been as good or as catchy as it was! Damn you The Weekend!
I LOL’ed in public reading this. Thank you!
Wild women do and they don’t regret it!
My only regret... Is not watching more television
I’m in the goo!
Awesome.
Gravestone next to you: You're not in the goo! And you have the room key!
Doive on in!
lets get rowdy rowdy
It was incredibly unpopular at the time
But I'm not gonna let a bunch of drunks tell me what to do!
DOIVE.......ON..........IN
“I haven’t been entirely truthful with you”
leaves them with an air of mystery and unsettling doubt - so much to be desired, so many questions never to be answered. A *masterpiece*
"I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch" bonus points if I'm already in the ground when it's unveiled.
This right here is my absolute fave
"Invisible Touch" used to play on the radio in the store I work at and every time it came on I'd be giggling to myself thinking of this episode
I hate you. I say that, not out of anger but, simply as a fact. It's 67 degrees outside and I hate you
This is absolutely my favorite saying, and every time I watch it I tell myself I'm going to use it on someone at work, and it will be glorious. Alas, no love as of yet.
I’m sure it’s not from a lack of people to hate at work though, your time will come…
I have said it to someone and it was easily a top moment
Looks like I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisy's
Can adapt it to say “looks like I just pushed up a whole bouquet of oopsie-daisies”
If I’m to go anywhere I need to….wipe….better
I think this all the time and idk why
Same 🤣
This just pops into my head randomly and I can't help but literally laugh out loud. Like even in public.
“That damn bear spatchcocked me!”
[удалено]
##*DIDN'T HAVE INSURANCE
“Any dumbass can have dumbass kids”
Mama, no!
My favorite AD quote, use it all the time
"The ladies, well, they call me Bert Bert".
Robert toddford williams
I will let you drive my Camaro once I fix the got-dang driveshaft.
I have the car keys in my pocket, you biiiiiiiitch!
“‘Après moi, le déluge.’ That’s what Andrew Cunanan wrote in his high school yearbook! Byesie daisies!”
I'M GETTING FED UP WITH THIS ORGASM!
Help! Raccoons stole my penis!
My suicide note will in fact read: "Later world - smell my ass!" I'm kidding - I'm not going to leave a note
33000 emails , where did they all go…
Klaus wrote the lyrics
I cannot stress this enough
Chop low, rob lowe, Chad lowe Or depending on how I die: Why can't I leave things nice
....do you eat
...I've got the money
.....Will you go there?
Bonus points for three people in a row buried with that on their headstones.
I’d volunteer for that lineup
I'll be "do you eat?"
As long as I can be “will you go there?”
DANUTA
Klaus, that was… chilling
"God, are you there? It's me, Tom Yabo."
"Wonder who's car that was..."
“IT’S EVERYWHERE” Because nothing makes me cackle as hard as ‘OH MY GOD! That man CRAPPED ALL OVER MY ROOM’
ITS IN THE DVD PLAYER.....ITS TRYING TO READ IT
It looks like my pillow is in my pillowcase...BUT IT IS NOT
It’s confirmed. Someone *is* stabbing me right now, oh that’s the final blow! Goodnight everybody!
Honestly the best part of the bear episodes are when they’re holding still and the bear sniffs the book and roger says “Yes, it’s really me” and gets attacked
So is Paige gonna be okay? …………..no
Oh. Ok ☺️
"can't believe this turns some people on" -Roger
-the phantom
-if you give me credit, please refer to me as roger
-The phantom
Roger
"I can't go back to my job! I took a deuce on my desk. Hrrrrruhhhhh, f*** y'all!!!" "Check again" "Oh, it's 3:30, click, I'll see you tomorrow"
Later world! Smell mah ass
*Click* "Gone...."
"We should fry up some baloney in here."
It’s a goddamn hambulance
“Sheeeeesh, get me out of here”
I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid bitch!
“I thought it was an Eclair party!”
You don’t listen!
"ZOOKA SHARKS!!" "El Perro, el perro, es mi corazón" "The slower the cook.... The better the taste"
[удалено]
HE DID WHAT
I would fake my death and put "Francine I haven't been entirely truthful with you."
“Leave the bears to me I said. What did I even mean. I didnt have a plan.” Applicable to bear related deaths. “Guns beat karate. Everytime.” Applicable if died attempting to karate chop an armed assailant.
"i am not really taking questions today jeff"
Adding my own runner up - in the event I disappear under suspicious circumstances: “It is so important to have sex with people before they go missing” - news glance with gen vavance *I lowkey have several alternate endings I could end up having w the corresponding quotes written in my notes app (seriously but also unseriously) and there’s an added ps to my family that I’d come back from the beyond and troll them if they end up being cowards and aren’t funny enough to do it*
MY BONES
Rogu going to hell, but he not going alone
AHHH GOD WHYYYYY (specifically from Steve after being attacked by a cat)
"I'm German, it's what we do."
“I have the keys in my pocket, you stupid biiiitttccchhh” “It’s been stablished” “That’s a hot way to live” “It’s that the come back and kick me whistle?” “You T-bone me brah” Sooo many and it’s hard to choos
“NATHEN! This is why you keep getting molested”, gotta keep the humour up after death
So, you guys keeping this party going in the afterlife?
“( Sniffs ) Is that piss? God, who keeps doing that?“
Looks like things got too spicy for the pepper
Wait a minute... Daddy didn't think that through. (From when Francine lost most of her memory and she and Jeff went to Burning Man)
*Ricky Spanish*
"What I don't know about things will shock you!
He is never going to be ok cause he is.. say it with me. Dead. You didn't say it with me
‘I’m gonna rape him this time’
I'm a Virgin
keep it 100 y'all
.....maybe baby
Dive on in.
“Have you seen Memento?! Not as good the second time.”
"Nutrigrain bar and a mountain dew"
The all is lost moment!
“Why’d you shoot me if you didn’t want to have sex?”
I don't remember doing ether. But then again, that's ether's signature move.
Doive on in
"Here lies Alex, all that's left of him, is our pasta claw"
A sight for sore eyes to the blind would be awful majestic It would be the most beautiful thing that they ever had seen It would cause such surprise, it would make all of their minds electric How could anyone tell them that some things are not what they seem
Camera 2
*El Lobo Negrón sends his regards*
“What are maggots, if not wingless bees.”
LÁVATE LAS MANOS !!!!
"Some say that was the end of ol' Dan, some say it was only the beginning - but no one ever says it was the middle."
"I will return" So this is that Lance guy you're so gay for?
Another trick from the wiz kids down in the lab
Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort.
Railroad gypsy took away my vas deferens, but you are bumming me out.
*Eat out more often*
Will you go there? Do you eat? I have the money... Danuta.
Klaus that was chilling
I BLACKED OUT
I DECLARE PREMA NOCTA!
"Sorry I Busted My Nut So Quick."
“My lady ordered the red sauce!” With a play of pasta etched underneath.
On you catch the side flip
"This is my homunculus, Rogu" obviously.
“The Solara is not an amphibious vehicle my sweet semitic treasure!”
Life Dismissed.
"Look around you. This is what happens when you do real things."
My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel strange.
“ is that what you want!? Is that how you like it!?”
Time.... to die.
"This is why you keep getting molested"
I dreamt of Paris again last night
GROW A MUSTACHE!! You know, so people can get over my death
Hot. Summer. Sidewalk.
"The tender... vigilante...doesn't have... insurance..."
I'd alter it slightly to say "They were right, but I was right too; this was good sorbet"
"That's the second time hip-hop's saved my life."
I told you I was ill
“Wait my soul? My Kia Soul?”